The DMZ

TildalWave

15:00

mod abused that for you @Simon

Simon

@MarkBuffalo I'm fairly sure that it is a fact that the average Asian ween is slightly smaller than the rest of the world.

@TildalWave Where what how who?

Mark Buffalo

@Simon Differences in diets are the cause

Back when these studies were taken, the average asian didn't get much food, and were nearly starving.

Especially in China in 1956

TildalWave

@Simon your remark about Asian women

Mark Buffalo

And East Asian people eat way too much rice and noodles... very little nutrition in those foods.

Journeyman Geek

@TildalWave <3

Simon

15:01

@TildalWave That's a good one.

Mark Buffalo

Rice is almost completely lacking in nutrition

Journeyman Geek

@MarkBuffalo white rice is

I actually prefer brown for most things

Simon

@JourneymanGeek Your women too?

Mark Buffalo

Low calorie, no fat, almost zero protein

And rice was all most of them ever had

Journeyman Geek

@Simon I keep an open mind there.

Mark Buffalo

15:03

Even today, people in the South eat 60-70% rice with their food

Simon

@JourneymanGeek That's a good idea.

Journeyman Geek

A lady is more than her skin, or her body after all.

Mark Buffalo

The food with "nutrition" is mostly vegetables which, of course, also have nearly no nutrition

Journeyman Geek

@MarkBuffalo ._.

Mark Buffalo

Again, low calories, low protein in most of it, low fat in most

Journeyman Geek

15:03

You have a strange definition of nutrition...

Simon

Markus will never shut top about China.

Journeyman Geek

(I'm lacto vegan)

Mark Buffalo

You just get vitamins... great... but you're lacking stuff your body needs: fat and protein something fierce

Journeyman Geek

You can get protein from pulses, grams and beans.

You just gotta mix em up

Mark Buffalo

Yea, but not as much

@Simon NEVAR

Simon

15:05

o no it's roro

Mark Buffalo

hides

@JourneymanGeek What does this mean? You are a vegetarian, and you lactate?

Journeyman Geek

@MarkBuffalo vegan + milk products

Simon

So far, my comment "You suck @AviD" has been alive for 30 mins on the site.

I wonder how long it'll last.

Mark Buffalo

Well there you go. Milk is a really helpful thing nutritionally

There's a lot of fat and protein in it

Pierre.Vriens, A.W.O.L. ... N'Oubliez Jamais

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His suggested edits are confusing me.

security.stackexchange.com/review/suggested-edits/68026

Simon

He's French, he's not supposed to make sense.

3

Mark Buffalo

15:09

security.stackexchange.com/review/suggested-edits/68024

??????

TildalWave

@Simon nobody else noticed that that thread displays all the comments without having to click on "show more comments" link?

Mark Buffalo

I've just rejected 3 of his edits

in a row

Simon

@TildalWave Weird, is that because it's Meta?

TildalWave

no idea

might be, but there's 13 of them

Simon

Yeah that's enough to get the show more option.

TildalWave

15:12

ah blah I hit reject by peer pressure LOL

Mark Buffalo

If you disagree with my reject, just accept the review

I'm not gonna get butthurt

TildalWave

last one makes sense as an edit, it's adding the OP's comment to the question

Simon

Yes you are.

Mark Buffalo

ah, I did not see the OP's comment

How can I undo my rejected edit?

Simon

You cannot you donut.

TildalWave

15:13

yes, we were all sloppy and should be flogged in all 50 shades of gray

Mark Buffalo

yep, that is my bad

well now I'm going to read the thread + comments before rejecting these edits in the future.

Simon

MRW when I'm doing an AJAX call inside of an AJAX call: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Mark Buffalo

now I feel bad

@Simon Yeah, I like that :]

Usually it indicates bad programming because you didn't get the full result the first time :((((((((((((((

Simon

Or call 2 makes no sense without call 1.

y'know

Mark Buffalo

@Simon SQL call?

Simon

15:20

2 opsec 2 answer

Mark Buffalo

Well, if it's a call to an SQL query, you could probably aggregate them

and return one result

then put the extra results within results in an array

Simon

I'm gonna INNER JOIN with your mom.

Mark Buffalo

No, an INNER JOIN won't really give you that data correctly

you'll have too much useless information returned

You could do the collection inside the back-end, and return the results as a JSON blob

rather than doing two separate ajax calls

Simon

You're a blob.

Mark Buffalo

I AM

deed02392

15:25

i have a slight kink in mine. it will be more of a LEFT JOIN

Simon

lulz

Mark Buffalo

@deed02392 That returns @Simon's ween as a null value

TildalWave

@Simon What do you have against Benoit now? He did real well during the insomni'hack CTF meta.security.stackexchange.com/a/2150/20074

deed02392

COALESCE(LENGTH(simonsween),NULL) = NULL :<

Simon

@TildalWave Nothing, Markus has been on his case lately.

Mark Buffalo

15:26

@TildalWave Because sometimes he posts incredibly wrong answers

The incredibly wrong answers are from his lack of English, though... sometimes he just needs an edit to clarify it

TildalWave

@MarkBuffalo OK but that doesn't mean we have to stalk him. I got an impression he's a young lad and might be a bit overzealous, likely wanted to make up for those missing rep to join the CTF team (but I accepted him in anyway, which proved to be a good decision)

Mark Buffalo

@TildalWave Oh, I don't stalk him. In fact, I upvote most of his posts.

Steve DL

@TerryChia sorry im an 80's kid.

Simon

I think that he's also French, so refer to my previous post about French people.

TildalWave

ah OK soz I read that wrong then

Mark Buffalo

15:28

He just really caught me off-guard with a few posts, so I asked him a few questions and he clarified.

Simon

@SteveDL Wow, you should purchase a coffin soon.

Mark Buffalo

wish I had time to participate in InsomniHack

:(

ah, but I'm all grown up now and have to work all day

TildalWave

yeah ditto I though I will, then things came up

they did good tho, managed to collect 500 points and finish I think at about 35th place with some 250 teams with points competing

I don't count teams with no points, there were like 800 of them then

Mark Buffalo

I miss haxoring

It's been soooo long. Too long

TildalWave

TWSS?

:)

Simon

15:34

security.stackexchange.com/posts/83239/revisions

How many of these is he gonna do?

TildalWave

seems like he's done for now

Mark Buffalo

It's still helpful. I just didn't understand his original intent.

TildalWave

> Integrate comments from OPer

what didn't you understand dear? :D

Xander

@Simon Am I missing something? His edit says he's integrating a comment from the OP, but I see no such comment.

deed02392

@Adi bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-35353310

TildalWave

15:40

@Xander I flagged those as obsolete once the edit was approved, so I guess some mod deleted them

JukEboX

Hiya everyone

Xander

@TildalWave Ah, ok. That makes sense then. Wanted to make sure it wasn't soemthing like that before I rolled the edit back as nonsense. :-)

Mark Buffalo

shirt is on backwards. brb, going to switch in shame

Simon

#markus

Ohnana

aaaahhhhh a homecooked meal

and i'm home before i get fucked by snow

Simon

15:44

ohnuhnuh it's 10:45 AM pls lunch is more than an hour away.

Ohnana

@TildalWave if people you're flogging turn gray, that is the sign you need to stop

TildalWave

@Simon said meal, not lunch

Ohnana

@Simon i woke up at 4:30 am, i'll eat lunch whenever the fuq i want

Simon

TOLDIL DON'T GET INVOLVED

JukEboX

@Ohnana snow won't start for a while now .lOL

Simon

15:52

.lOL

JukEboX

._|O|_.

Mark Buffalo

@Ohnana Went to bed at 2:30. Woke up at 5:30. Woke up again at 6:30. Then at 7:30. Wife kept waking me up

Simon

@MarkBuffalo Dump her or something.

Mark Buffalo

Found a good way to get me to wake up on time without feeling like crap. Get woken up 3 times by the wife

Ohnana

@JukEboX yeah well i had a flight to catch and fuck that noise

Mark Buffalo

15:53

I ask her to wake me up at a certain time... then go back to bed. "Give me 30 more minutes"

JukEboX

@Ohnana you need one of these |-o-|

Simon

Oh, dump yourself then.

Mark Buffalo

Since she is a night owl, this works great as a human alarm clock

Ohnana

16:19

@JukEboX i do

M'vy

damn those debian don't even come with a full vim installed :S

Ohnana

debian is sparse

i couldn't even do a mount with the busybox install shell

like damn son

Mark Buffalo

i.imgur.com/GiVAMd1.webm

Simon

wot

Mark Buffalo

@Simon Wait a few. Let it sink in.

Simon

16:26

Because he's never gonna give you "Up".

Sigh.

M'vy

I must disagree

he would never give you up, but he could lend it to you. However if Pixar were to make a "down" film

Simon

wot

pls Yves, don't overanalyze da joke.

Mark Buffalo

How do you get 'Yves' out of 'M'vy'?

I keep seeing him as M Ivy, or Moison Ivy or something

M'vy

Cause swag

Simon

I'm a genius.

Mark Buffalo

16:31

@Simon teach me to genius

Simon

Cannot be taught, you must be born genius.

Mark Buffalo

@Simon Teach me how to be born again

So I can roll the dice for +7 genius

Simon

Fumble.

You are now an ogre.

Mark Buffalo

Score.

bashes @Simon until all the donuts come out

David Freitag

16:47

@AviD Hahaha, you're welcome

Mark Buffalo

@DavidFreitag whoa. that is amazing

David Freitag

(◕ᴥ◕)

Simon

pls dovid what are those pie charts eyes?

David Freitag

LOL, is @RoryAlsop responsible for that hilarious mod edit, or was it @AviD?

Simon

Which one?

Ah, that's roro.

(I assume we're talking about the pin.

David Freitag

16:51

yeah

Ohnana

@DavidFreitag i liked it better the first time

Simon

me2

David Freitag

@Ohnana You can't always get what you want

Simon

But can you want what you get?

David Freitag

@Simon Always

Simon

16:53

o

I'd totally eat sushis tonight.

I gotta convince da donut.

David Freitag

How the hell do you make an international call

Ohnana

@DavidFreitag dial the country code then the area code

Mark Buffalo

@Simon Do you get them in the grocery store where you live, or do you go to a restaurant?

David Freitag

@Ohnana I tried that, ain't doin' squat

Mark Buffalo

@DavidFreitag America's country-code is 1. So to call me from Canada, you'd call 1-702-555-5555

Ohnana

16:56

@DavidFreitag 011 + country + area

Simon

@MarkBuffalo Grocery store when I eat them as an entré, otherwise I go to a restaurant.

David Freitag

@MarkBuffalo I know but I'm calling out of the US

Mark Buffalo

Oh yeah, I forgot about 011 + country

@Simon We get the ones at the grocery store. We LOVE it

David Freitag

@Ohnana So should be 011 353 46## ##### right?

Mark Buffalo

no

Ohnana

16:57

> For example, if you are trying to call someone in Brazil (country code 55), in the city of Rio de Janeiro (city code 21), you would dial 011 - 55 - 21 - XXXX-XXXX.

Simon

@MarkBuffalo Yeah they're pretty good here too, even better than some restaurants.

Mark Buffalo

011 countrycode 353-46##-####

David Freitag

@MarkBuffalo 353 is the country code you numpty

Mark Buffalo

Ah, ok.

@Simon In Vegas, they have Smith's. The grocery chain had the best sushi I've ever had in my life. Far, far better than restaurants. We didn't like restaurant sushi, but loved grocery-store sushi.

David Freitag

The number we got is 00353 46## #####

Mark Buffalo

16:58

Now I'm pissed. I'm going to see if there's any sushi around here.

@DavidFreitag Ireland

Simon

There are some pretty badass sushi restaurants in Montréal though.

David Freitag

@MarkBuffalo Yeah thanks captain obvious

Mark Buffalo

@DavidFreitag You're welcome. I'm here all day

Simon

Like this place: yelp.ca/biz/seoul-chako-montr%C3%A9al-2

Mark Buffalo

@Simon Smith's has genuine Japanese people creating sushi in the grocery stores.

They prepare it in front of you

Simon

16:59

There's a grill embedded in the tables, you cook your stuff on it.

Ohnana

@MarkBuffalo none of those fake japanese

Mark Buffalo

I love that

Best Korean BBQ I've ever had was in Xiangyang, Hubei, China.

Simon

@MarkBuffalo Ya we get that too, the stand is right the middle of the store so we get to see them.

Xander

3

Q: How to protect files from someone who has access to the computer that contains those files?

Basically, I have a Raspberry Pi that is installed in a car. If the car gets stolen, how can I make sure that the files can't be decrypted? The Raspberry Pi contains a Python script that records movements in the car. When a sequence is finished, it is then encrypted, so the script has to have ac...

encryption

Ohnana

@Xander i edited the crap outta that

Simon

17:01

He's French Canadian.

I'm soz for my kind.

Xander

Seriously? What thief wants the files from the Raspberry Pi that you plugged into your car? I think you need to seriously reconsider how much the rest of the world cares about your personal nerd hobbies.

Mark Buffalo

@Simon It's okay, you're both separatists.

runs like hell

@Xander LOL

Simon

What the fuck? He sends his car movement to a server through his cellphone data or something?

David Freitag

@Xander Use a mercury tumbler switch connected to the car's battery and a magnesium strip that is embedded in a bag of thermite taped to the raspi

Simon

Maybe he's stalking his girlfriend.

Mark Buffalo

17:02

@Simon Maybe he wants to feel like James Bond.

@DavidFreitag Do you want a car bomb? Because this is how you get a car bomb.

And now we're on a list... again...

Xander

@MarkBuffalo If that is the case, he's unfortunately mistaken a Raspberry Pi for a rocket launcher.

David Freitag

The downside to that protection scheme is that if you accelerate too hard in any direction you'll have a bag full of 2,200°C molten metal floating around in your car.

3

@MarkBuffalo Thermite is not an explosive.

Mark Buffalo

@DavidFreitag 2,200°C molten metal melting through the vehicle, reaching the gas tank, and suddenly... MATCH IN THE GAS TANK, BOOM, BOOM.

Xander

@DavidFreitag That doesn't sound like a downside to me, as long as somebody's recording it on video for me to enjoy on the YouTube.

Simon

My sushi plan got denied.

My life is shit.

Mark Buffalo

17:06

@Simon I'll go buy Sushi for lunch in your honor.

Simon

fk off

Adi

@deed02392 Thanks for the recommendation. I'll sign up for the course.

Rоry McCune

2

Simon

roro how did u rek dat

Rоry McCune

frackin' CDNs that don't use extensions!

it's from github.com/docker/docker/issues/19396 .. who knew there was a French Sovereign Operating System

Simon

17:10

@RоryMcCune You know what they say? The fifth time's a charm.

Rоry McCune

@Simon I gave up on oneboxing it from the link and down/uploaded it

Simon

lulz

Mark Buffalo

My plan to rub sushi pictures in @Simon''s face goy denied

It's too far to walk.

Simon

rekt

TildalWave

17:30

    Current                  Proposed                        Alternative
    docker run               docker courir
    docker stop              docker arrêt
    docker restart           docker repartir                docker encore-un-fois
    docker pull              docker faire-apporter          docker tirer
    --help                   --rtfm                         --cherchez-stackoverflow

Rоry McCune

@TildalWave lol at --cherchez-stackoverflow

TildalWave

shit, it doesn't work with fixed font and quote

yeah I thought it was funny too

Rory Alsop

17:42

@DavidFreitag isn't it always me?

Mark Buffalo

@RоryMcCune Is... is that a french bread-stick thing?

Mark Buffalo

18:03

I need this. Now.

Simon

Markus, pulling a roro.

Mark Buffalo

reddit.com/r/Documentaries/comments/4248po/…

rofl

Simon

Did your manager also approve reddit?

Mark Buffalo

Yea

My work is donezors

Simon

So you're at work getting paid to browse reddit?

Mark Buffalo

18:15

Most people are browsing something right now

Simon

Is that supposed to make it any better?

StackExchange

Superman lies near the bird/plane boundary over a range of distances, which explains the confusion.

Mark Buffalo

independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/…

No wonder I couldn't eat just one.

Ohnana

@StackExchange whooaaaa

Rоry McCune

18:33

so are you 'muricans all ready to get buried by snow?

cleared the shelves of bread, milk and more importantly beer!

Mark Buffalo

@RоryMcCune WHAT

Rоry McCune

@MarkBuffalo east coast US is apparently expecting a smeg-tonne of snow

Simon

Haha rekt USA, we get nothing here.

Mark Buffalo

@RоryMcCune Looks like I should be expecting at least 12 inches soon.

Rоry McCune

DC metro is shutting for the weekend, all that jazz

Mark Buffalo

18:35

huh. apparently it already went past me

Looking at the weather radar now. It's long gone.

Wow. Even "Thundersnow."

Simon

That's a lot of snow.

Mark Buffalo

Yeah, so it won't come here.

Score!

Watching the video... "you can skip this ad in..."

My daughter is 2, and already knows how to skip ads on youtube/videos.

@RоryMcCune Jokes on you. I am not NSA, and don't live in DC! :p

Rоry McCune

@MarkBuffalo pls morkus, it's the CIA that are in DC

that's why @roraz isn't on today

they sent him home to avoid getting snowed into the Pentagon

Mark Buffalo

@RоryMcCune CIA is in langley, virginia

lol

Rоry McCune

@MarkBuffalo google.co.uk/maps/place/NSA+Utah+Data+Center/…

you're in Utah

see says right there

Mark Buffalo

18:40

Dammit. How did you find that?

Rоry McCune

@MarkBuffalo google \o/

Mark Buffalo

@RоryMcCune It sounds like google needs some freedom.

Ohnana

> 115 reviews

oh man i found the edgy kiddos

Simon

wot

Ohnana

people reviewing the NSA data center

Simon

18:49

o

Mark Buffalo

@Ohnana I cut myself on that edge.

zdnet.com/article/…

@RоryMcCune dafork??? ^

"Any smartphone that couldn't be decrypted on-demand would subject a seller to a $2,500 fine."

Ohnana

that is fucking stupid

Rоry McCune

yeah believe it when I see it

Ohnana

what the hell people

Rоry McCune

if I were Apple I'd call their bluff

Simon

18:52

Markus, if you link something else for the next hour and a half, I'll be forced to plot against you to get you banned.

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