The DMZ

Simon

18:00

You know who else is damn fine? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

David Freitag

@Simon (\/)(;,;)(\/)

Mark Buffalo

@TheJulyPlot Updated it

David Freitag

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Q: Eeny, meeny, miny, moe

Introduction The childhood song Eeny, meeny, miny, moe was often used to select who was "it" when playing tag. Everyone would stand in a circle and point at one person selected at random. They would sing: Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, Catch a tiger by the toe. If he hollers, let him go, Ee...

> Eeny moe tiger toe hollers go miny
meeny Catch by If let Eeny MOE!
miny a the he him meeny

Simon

Are there enough sites to get to 10k rep network-wide with the association bonus?

Rоry McCune

@Simon Not as yet AFAICS "Each of our 150 communities"

Simon

18:15

aw

Mark Buffalo

You can get 10k rep network wide?

Simon

Wait, that's 15k rep.

Mark Buffalo

Or 15k? How?

Simon

RORO 150 * 100 = 15K

Rоry McCune

@Simon oh yeah I was thinking it was 10 per-site not 100

derp

Simon

18:16

lulz

And it's 10k rep network-wide to handle chat flags, correct?

Rоry McCune

I'll blame the fact that I was listening to hardstyle at the time

Simon

lawl

Rоry McCune

@Simon only one way to find out.... go create those logins...

Simon

Might be my evening project.

Mark Buffalo

If I get 10k rep on secse, I get 10k site-wide?

Simon

18:19

Markus is clueless about lyf3.

Mark Buffalo

f0 5h0

Simon

There's this concept on network-wide rep, aka rep from all sites added up together.

I believe that at 10k network-wide rep, you can handle chat flags.

So, by creating an account on tons of sites, I'd get +100 every time.

Mark Buffalo

Ah, I see.

Smartypant thinking, but you need 1k to start, no?

Simon

Dunno, all I care is that right now I get the association bonus.

Mark Buffalo

@AviD "First of all you didn't follow their advice - they specifically said a musical artist, of which Bieber is neither. " HAHAHAHAH

Ohnana

18:32

@Simon report back

Simon

Okay sons.

Ohnana

@simon actually wait accounts don't contribute to network rep until you have 1k+

Simon

Really?

Ohnana

i think so

hang on

David Freitag

AFAIK after a certain number of sites you stop getting association bonuses

Simon

18:33

Because look, it says I got 2.5k rep: chat.stackexchange.com/users/79519/simon

David Freitag

@Ohnana Pretty sure that's not true

Simon

I got nearly 2.3k on InfoSec

It looks like the SO rep was added up to get the 2.5k

But not the other sites so I really dunno.

David Freitag

It probably only adds the association bonus once you've been active on that site

Simon

Or do they just round up to .5 or 0 the rep?

Ohnana

this is weird

Simon

18:35

Dunnooooo

Rоry McCune

@Simon I'm guessing if you ask one of the "Great old ones" (cc @RoryAlsop @AviD @Gilles ) they'll know the answer to that question...

Simon

They're too old to understand what we're talking about I bet.

David Freitag

Also I think @Rory forgot his ear trumpet today

Simon

lulz

David Freitag

So you'll have to speak up

Rоry McCune

18:44

@DavidFreitag did I telly you I have a picture of that..

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David Freitag

@RоryMcCune Hahaha

Mark Buffalo

@DavidFreitag Is that a euphemism?

@RоryMcCune Baha

Iszi

@MarkBuffalo DMZ

David Freitag

@MarkBuffalo You know what they say, once you go ear you go deaf

Mark Buffalo

@DavidFreitag They never told me it was because I go ear.

Gilles

18:45

@RоryMcCune Who dares wake me from my slumber?

@Ohnana wrong

David Freitag

It's on like donkey kong

Iszi

@Gilles Not it!

Gilles

@DavidFreitag wrong

Rоry McCune

@Gilles hail great Cthu^h^h^h^h @Gilles @Simon wants to know if the free 100-rep bonsues accumulate to make up the 10k rep-wide needed for chat flags...

David Freitag

@Gilles Well we can't all be @Gilles

Gilles

18:46

@Iszi you know, I don't actually care, if the world ends, it ends for everyone

David Freitag

@Gilles Not me, I've got my head buried in the sand.

Iszi

@RоryMcCune Wait, he wants to be able to hear that noise?

Gilles

@Simon chat.se rep = total rep across SE except SO and MSE

Rоry McCune

@Iszi apparently so

Iszi

@RоryMcCune Wow. He's a bigger moron than I thought. And that's saying something.

Simon

18:47

@Gilles Now that would make sense, cheers brother from a different mom.

Gilles

@RоryMcCune AFAIR this is the case, there's a feature request to make it not so but it wasn't implemented

Rоry McCune

@Gilles yeah I guess it makes the 10k rep for chat flags kind of easy to acquire..

Gilles

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A: Is there a list of SE chat privileges, and the minimum reputation required for those privileges?

Stack Overflow and Meta Stack Exchange each have their own chat; the rest of the network (Stack Overflow in non-English languages, Super User, Server Fault, Stack Exchange 2.0) has a combined chat site (Stack Exchange chat). Privileges apply based on your total reputation on the associated site(s...

I kinda wrote the ~~book~~ FAQ on the topic...

but it doesn't discuss the fact that 1-rep sites don't factor (this one was changed after they found undesirables could trivially get a chat account by joining 20 sites)

Ohnana

@Gilles hue

@Gilles i got it confused with the little flair thingamboobers. and that's 200

David Freitag

@Ohnana Likely story.

Simon

18:50

So I got a project for tonight: get a ton of association.

Ohnana

@Simon lol

Gilles

@Ohnana so apparently no, that's not fixed

15

Q: I was able to post in chat with less than 20 rep

I joined 20 other sites (out of the many) and even with 1 rep was able to post in any of the chatrooms. For example: In ELL, I have just 1 rep and have posted messages in its chat. ell.stackexchange.com/users/18923/lamart This seems like a bug because I should have needed 20 rep to post. ...

bug reputation chat privileges

Ohnana

oh wow. that's sad

Gilles

ah, it's actually the association-bonus-to-10k that they fixed

15

A: Should the account association bonuses be excluded when calculating totals for chat?

Your point is noted. We are going to try a slightly different rep formula on chat, to see how it pans out... Getting a true "is this 100 from the rep-bonus" on every site is... somewhat complicated, and probably unnecessarily subtle. Our thought now is basically: once you start getting rep above ...

Rory Alsop

@DavidFreitag ear trumpet?

David Freitag

18:54

I wonder if someone could make a script to join all SE sites and get the association bonuses in a fes seconds

Rory Alsop

ear strumpet?

David Freitag

Ear trumpet

Ear trumpets are tubular or funnel-shaped devices which collect sound waves and lead them into the ear. They serve as hearing aids, resulting in a strengthening of the sound energy impact to the eardrum and thus a better hearing for a deaf or hard-of-hearing individual. Ear trumpets were made of sheet metal, silver, wood, snail shells or animal horns. == History == The use of ear trumpets for the partially deaf dates back to the 17th century. The earliest description of an ear trumpet was given by the French Jesuit priest and mathematician, Jean Leurechonin his work Recreations mathématiques ...

Ohnana

@simon stackexchange.com/users/2208169/marjamrob?tab=accounts

this guy beat you to it

David Freitag

@RoryAlsop No, not @Simon's mom

Rory Alsop

I know what an ear trumpet is (t'other Rory showed me) but why have I forgotten mine?

Gilles

18:55

that still doesn't explain Simon's chat rep, unless there's some caching involved

David Freitag

@RoryAlsop I was making a joke about your age

Ohnana

@RoryAlsop wow fail harder

Rory Alsop

@DavidFreitag I was making a joke about my memory

:-)

David Freitag

@RoryAlsop Oooh now do one about your lawn

Rory Alsop

@DavidFreitag gerroffit!

Ohnana

18:59

@RoryAlsop giraffe it?

David Freitag

@Ohnana All of the giraffes

Simon

@Ohnana Son, there's no competition, I just want to be able to accept all flags not coming from here.

Bonus points if it's a flag from The Bridge.

Ohnana

@Simon das rude

i'm in the bridge sometimes

David Freitag

@Simon Or the lounge

Simon

@DavidFreitag Is that the room for mods?

David Freitag

19:02

@Simon No, that's the tavern. The lounge is the C++ room

Simon

o

Oh yeah I'm sure they're scums.

Ohnana

@DavidFreitag tavern on the meta?

David Freitag

@Ohnana Tavern on yo mama

Simon

fkin rekt

Ohnana

@DavidFreitag well, at least she'd make someone have fun for once in her miserable life

Simon

19:03

fkin rekt

David Freitag

@Ohnana Well she must've made someone have fun for at least a few seconds

Simon

ohnuhnuh do you have your own ween yet?

Rory Alsop

@DavidFreitag really? mods hang out in the tavern now? I may go and visit

Simon

roro pls you were supposed to reply to the post right below that one

But I understand that you wanted to reply to me, I'm so awesome.

Ohnana

@Simon that is not how this works

Simon

19:07

o

Ohnana

however i do have a ween i can suction cup to my forehead so that's cool

majestic ween-a-corn

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Simon

lawl

@Ohnana That sounds tasty as hell, I'd totally eat a ween-a-corn.

om nom nom

David Freitag

@Ohnana It's not? That's not what I was lead to believe.

You should go to thailand and swap with one of the lady boys

Rory Alsop

@Simon like that?

Simon

@RoryAlsop Yes!

David Freitag

19:09

@RoryAlsop Oh maybe I'm wrong. It's been known to happen

Simon

Well done roro, you're learning so fast.

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Rory Alsop

@DavidFreitag We hang out in the Teacher's Lounge

Ohnana

@DavidFreitag i have made that joke with my friends so many times

David Freitag

@Ohnana Yeah, the only issue with that is you'd end up with a ween that's a different color

Ohnana

also the principle of "digging a hole is easier than filling a mountain" is in full effect

David Freitag

19:10

I can just imagine what sexy time would be like: "ziip... Oh... Hey... it's a different color..."

Simon

I wish my ween could be a different color sometimes.

Like color changing on-demand.

David Freitag

@Ohnana Nah, just get some duct tape and she'll be right

Ohnana

lmfao

Rory Alsop

@Simon Latex paint FTW

David Freitag

@Simon You want a color change? Alright I'll get a hammer

Rory Alsop

19:12

...aparently

Ohnana

@RoryAlsop was just about to say that

David Freitag

@RoryAlsop Even more so if he's allergic to latex

Ohnana

although i would not recommend insertion afterwards. don't want latex bits in someone else

Simon

@DavidFreitag What if SHE'S allergic?

David Freitag

hehehehehe "insertion"

@Simon Do it quickly

Anaphylaxis shouldn't set in until you're done

Rory Alsop

19:13

@Ohnana well, I hope you'd wear protection!

Ohnana

@RoryAlsop latex over latex is not protection though.

the layers will shred and you will be sad

also this is how babby form

Simon

Latex protects you from all the fun too.

Gilles

@Simon What, you can install LaTeX on Funtoo?

Simon

lulz you donut

Sacré Guigui.

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Q: encryption alert 21

we have a client/server running TLS v1.0 and keep getting the Encryption Alert 21 from the client after the initial handshake. They are using cipher block chaining and I've read where the block cipher input length being different than something other than a multiple of the block length would caus...

tls

BEEP BOOP ALERT 21

Ohnana

oh lawd logs

Simon

19:23

Yep, a nice log dump in a question, just how I like my shitty questions

Markus would be all over it.

Rory Alsop

@Ohnana don't I know it

Rоry McCune

@Simon <avid> suggestion that this question is like your mother </avid>

Ohnana

@RoryAlsop did you discover why double wrapping is bad

Simon

pls

security.stackexchange.com/posts/111279/revisions

I'm this (| |) close of flying to Vilican to punch him.

What a freaking shitty edit to an already awful question.

Ohnana

@Simon they really like sitting in the review queue

it does help readability

but still, i started a VTC on it

Rory Alsop

19:29

@Ohnana and I finished it.

I'm delighted when folks edit to improve readability, but that edit was rubbish

David Freitag

@Simon I mean his edit made it easier to read that question...

Unless there's an edit in there that I don't see

Also, he removed the "thanks"

I don't see what the fuss is.

Rory Alsop

@DavidFreitag if he had had a better look at the question, his time would be better spent on either improving the post, rather than just that paragraph and leaving the rest, or ideally voting to close as off topic

it's sort of at a head with that one as he has had incredibly bad edit history. Improving, yes, but still a challenge generally

David Freitag

@RoryAlsop Yeah but it's still an improvement over the broken english from the original question

Ohnana

@RoryAlsop what would you improve?

Rory Alsop

@DavidFreitag could be much better and actually be correct English...

Ohnana

19:36

seriously, for that question, grammar fixing is the best you got

Simon

Still, the dude got suspended TWICE for bad edits and look at what he keeps doing.

Rory Alsop

But there was so much grammar he didn't fix - so it would still require an edit to fix

nvm

David Freitag

@RoryAlsop Sure it could be better. It can always be better. Nobody's perfect.

Rory Alsop

@DavidFreitag yeah but if you are going to make an edit, really make the edit worthwhile. He just makes a million trivial edits that end up getting flagged, called out in here, or otherwise cause issues

Simon

I'm glad that roro thinks like me because you two donuts are just two happy campers.

You need some cynicism in your life, lads.

Actually, you don't at all.

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Q: My toddler calls me "Mommy", but I'm his father

It was cute and funny at first that both of us were being called Mommy, and I still don't really mind. My wife and I laugh and try to correct him, pointing to pictures, ourselves and repeating the correct words. My 21m toddler is just starting to talk, so it's probably normal to be confused a b...

toddler speech

David Freitag

19:40

@RoryAlsop No, the people causing problems are the people flagging the edits. Who the hell cares if he changes some grammar here and there?

Simon

His toddler is a 21 male and still calls him mommy?!?

Mark Buffalo

21 months you nugget-denier

Simon

Sorry for trying to tell a joke you mong gobbler.

Rory Alsop

@DavidFreitag the generally accepted SE guidance is that edits should be substantial and complete (where possible)

trying to find the canonical post now

Simon

pls dovid you're gonna get rekt pls stop

You made me double pls right there.

David Freitag

19:43

@RoryAlsop I understand that, but I'd rather have a question I can actually read

Simon

The whole question is unreadable due to the log dump anyway.

David Freitag

Sure, the fact that there were bigger issues with that question isn't helping his situation

Simon

You wanna wrestle?

David Freitag

@Simon I'll bring the pudding

Simon

I'll get the jell-o then.

David Freitag

19:45

Aww yiss we can have a snack while we wrestle

Ohnana

> not olive oil

amateur

Simon

...wot

David Freitag

@Ohnana Olive oil is brutal

Ohnana

oil wrestling

Rory Alsop

@DavidFreitag yeah - you slip right out of the ring

probably

David Freitag

19:47

@Ohnana No friction = no fun

Ohnana

@RoryAlsop not if you do it in a kiddie pool

David Freitag

@Ohnana You can get arrested for that

Simon

You can get arrested for a lot of things, dovid.

Ohnana

@DavidFreitag ...

David Freitag

@Ohnana Hahahaha

Ohnana

19:48

in your own backyard with no one else in sight you muppet

David Freitag

@Ohnana Still counts as public indecency

Simon

dovid da muppet

David Freitag

I mean seriously, sex in a public pool?

Simon

Who said anything about sex?

David Freitag

1 min ago, by Ohnana

@RoryAlsop not if you do it in a kiddie pool

Simon

19:49

WRESTLE

Ohnana

@DavidFreitag no, the shitty inflatable ones you muppet

David Freitag

@Ohnana I think using a sex doll still counts as public indecency...

Ohnana

@DavidFreitag /smack

David Freitag

@Ohnana ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Simon

all pls

I sense the comeback of the yolo police.

David Freitag

19:52

Also, @Ohnana did you see this?

3

Q: Google Chrome Chat Faces

SE-Chat-Faces Love using faces in chat? Are ASCII faces just a little too boring? Is the unicode entry keystroke too complicated? Tired of having to copy-paste unicode faces from Notepad++ (or SublimeText if you're cool)? Then have I got news for you! This is a chrome extension designed for S...

app chat chrome-extensions

Simon

@DavidFreitag I decided to join the community to upvote you.

It also has nothing to do with my 10k project.

Ohnana

@DavidFreitag i might do some PRs

maybe

David Freitag

@Simon I <3 updoots

Simon

Why doesn't it say 2.6k on my profile now?

I bet it doesn't ponying work.

David Freitag

@Simon shouldiblamecaching.com

Simon

19:54

Yeah or at least the server hasn't synchronized

I'll check later.

David Freitag

@Ohnana Feel free, I tried to keep it as simple as possibru

Ohnana

@DavidFreitag "read browsing history" and "communicate with cooperating websites"

explain

David Freitag

@Ohnana It checks the URL of the tab to determine which ones are SE chat

@Ohnana github.com/dvdfreitag/SE-Chat-Faces/blob/master/…

Ohnana

wow that's a scary way of saying that

David Freitag

And it must communicate with the page to pass off data from chrome.storage.sync as that api is only available to the extension

Ohnana

19:57

(ʘ ͜ʖ ʘ)

YES

YES!

David Freitag

I thought you'd like that

I added a face to my list just for you

t(ಠ益ಠt)

Ohnana

imgur.com/gallery/GVxhh << more defaults

David Freitag

@Ohnana And even more imgur.com/gallery/uVGvVGE

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ ︵ ╯(°□° ╯)

Simon

I want an extension that hides everything ovid says.

Screw the ignore feature.

Then, there'd be a count for how many messages were hidden.

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