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David Freitag
David Freitag
23:00
If I ever get a toothpick in the testicle I know whose pyramid to destroy
AviD
AviD
Inside Amy Schumer - Celebrity Interview
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schroeder
schroeder
this was a bad time to look back at the DMZ screen
David Freitag
David Freitag
@schroeder Oh please it could have been worse.
AviD
AviD
@DavidFreitag or a thumbtack
@DavidFreitag it usually is
David Freitag
David Freitag
@AviD I think a toothpick would be worse, you could totally impale a testicle with one, a thumbtack will only go in so far
AviD
AviD
23:03
@DavidFreitag meh, I was making a joke at @Simon's expense.
hey btw, y'all seen this?
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Q: Careers Unificintegration: Jobs on Stack Overflow

Jason Punyon TL;DR: In a few days we're gonna start rolling out Jobs on Stack Overflow. If you'd like to help test it early click here. Report bugs here on Meta Stack Overflow with the jobs tag. <3 In 2009 Stack Overflow embarked on a mission to get programmers jobs they love. We star...

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David Freitag
David Freitag
@AviD If that were the case you'd need a thumbtack less than one atom across
AviD
AviD
so non-SO jobs are apparently irrelevant.
David Freitag
David Freitag
@AviD Well, duuuuuuuuh
AviD
AviD
yeah, I mean even more so
they were a 2nd class citizen before, now they're Syrian immigrants.
hmm. I'm borderline if that is offensive or not.
schroeder
schroeder
ouch
David Freitag
David Freitag
23:06
@AviD It could be worse
Mark Buffalo
Mark Buffalo
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AviD
AviD
@MarkBuffalo you need an internet break.
Mark Buffalo
Mark Buffalo
@AviD I just woke up, so I'm ready for more internet
AviD
AviD
@MarkBuffalo well, dont post it here, there are people here!
Mark Buffalo
Mark Buffalo
@AviD Sorry, I forgot this reminds you of evolution, and therefore offends you. :(
AviD
AviD
23:10
pffft
Cameron Verotti
Cameron Verotti
I don't even have to go on imgur today... Mark took care of that for me.
Mark Buffalo
Mark Buffalo
@CameronVerotti You're welcome
Cameron Verotti
Cameron Verotti
lol
AviD
AviD
hehe reading some code, I see a variable "WONG". I'm thinking, that's interesting... its defined as a string for error cases, "Someting went wong"
Mark Buffalo
Mark Buffalo
imgur.com/gallery/YINEb
AviD
AviD
23:13
I'm going to start calling this style "Chinese Food Coding"
Mark Buffalo
Mark Buffalo
:'(
Cameron Verotti
Cameron Verotti
Dammit now I have to donate.
David Freitag
David Freitag
@MarkBuffalo MY FEELS. YOU BASTARD
Cameron Verotti
Cameron Verotti
@MarkBuffalo you hit me hard with that last one Mark... Me feels are really killing me.
Mark Buffalo
Mark Buffalo
Really glad to see so many people pitched in to help her out.
All she wanted was a few Christmas cards...
Cameron Verotti
Cameron Verotti
23:16
yea its was really awesome
Mark Buffalo
Mark Buffalo
apparently her mom set the fire
If the comments are to be believed
Cameron Verotti
Cameron Verotti
really!?
Thats horrible if its true
Mark Buffalo
Mark Buffalo
If her mom did it, I can't imagine a punishment enough in this world for her. But in the next? Weeping and gnashing of teeth, I hope.
David Freitag
David Freitag
@AviD stahp I'm starving
Mark Buffalo
Mark Buffalo
@DavidFreitag My wife just cooked chinese food
David Freitag
David Freitag
23:21
@MarkBuffalo So much hate.
Mark Buffalo
Mark Buffalo
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Hnnnnnnng
David Freitag
David Freitag
@MarkBuffalo Thanks, I needed a new pair of underwear anyway...
Mark Buffalo
Mark Buffalo
@DavidFreitag Beautiful, isn't it?
Like this: i.imgur.com/rVpF0YN.webm
I just picture the cat showing up like "Surprise, motherduckers!"
Mark Buffalo
Mark Buffalo
23:35
And on that awkward silence, I'm gonna get some more rest...
kalina
kalina
bye then
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