The DMZ

kalina

20:00

Simon

Stupid ponies.

Ohnana

you laugh you lose DMZ edition

FIGHT!

Mark Hulkalo

@DavidFreitag Slowly?

kalina

Simon

Markus, isn't there some sort of internal need for software or something?

kalina

20:01

Simon

An upgraded version of a software that already exists, perhaps?

Mark Hulkalo

@Simon That all has to be approved

kalina

Simon

@MarkHulkalo Oh my fucking god.

I don't ever want to work for a big ass dumb fucking shitty company.

Mark Hulkalo

Well I like it here

kalina

20:01

a big ass-dumb fucking shitty company?

Mark Hulkalo

It's an amazing place

kalina

he says, twitching as the collar kicks in

Mark Hulkalo

Just has red tape for reasons. I'll get used to it. I just asked to take on 5 different projects

Simon

How did you ask that if you're deaf, EH?

Mark Hulkalo

Actually make that 6

David Freitag

20:02

@MarkHulkalo That's probably a bad plan...

Mark Hulkalo

No, it isn't. There's a few tasks needing to be completed, and they're right up my ass

7

....right up my alley

This damn phone

Ohnana

orly?

David Freitag

@MarkHulkalo Isn't that right where you want it?

@MarkHulkalo LOL fucking autocucumbered

Mark Hulkalo

@DavidFreitag I had like 2 projects here to start. I finished them in like 2 weeks.

Damn you for staring that

David Freitag

@MarkHulkalo You could have edited it.

kalina

20:04

you're the one who takes tasks up the ass

Rоry McCune

@kalina of to nodnol with us all!

Mark Hulkalo

I can't edit on the phone

Ohnana

haha i can't stop laughing at "autocucumbered"

David Freitag

@MarkHulkalo Don't worry, AviD will be by to censor it soon enough.

kalina

@MarkHulkalo yes you can, stop being a newbie

Ohnana

20:04

send help

David Freitag

@Ohnana Help sent, check your email

Ohnana

HAHA mod abuuuuuse

kalina

@Simon totally up for doing the ass tasks hard

David Freitag

@kalina Ass tasks best tasks

Rоry McCune

@Ohnana don't hink there's any mods in at the moment, no-on here but us chickens

David Freitag

20:06

@RоryMcCune Are you calling me a cock?

Ohnana

@RоryMcCune aren't you a mod?

kalina

lol

Rоry McCune

@DavidFreitag not me guv

kalina

we're surrounded by newbies

David Freitag

@Ohnana Room owner

Rоry McCune

20:07

@Ohnana no... I'm a room owner :)

Mark Hulkalo

Anyway this place is actually really good. It'll just take time to adjust to the pace

Simon

loooooooooool

kalina

help, the newbies are coming

Ohnana

@DavidFreitag i consider these things to be the same

David Freitag

@RоryMcCune Oh, you said chicken, not rooster.

Ohnana

20:07

chat mod

Rоry McCune

@Ohnana pls I can't edit messages like the mods can

kalina

still wrong

David Freitag

@Ohnana Well then you're wrong

kalina

room mod

chat mods are the blue ones

Rоry McCune

my only powers are pin-walling stuff and kick/muting people for short spaces of time... oh and the room description

Ohnana

20:07

blah blah blah you're all pedantic twats

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Mark Hulkalo

OK, back in a bit. Just got caught not staring at the screen

kalina

@MarkHulkalo you sir, stare at that screen

maybe if I posted more ponies

Ohnana

tape googly eyes on your eyes and take a nap

Simon

Is he working for Hitler or something?

David Freitag

@Ohnana A friend of mine came up with a really great new swear. Twunt.

It's possibly the most fantastic thing ever.

Rоry McCune

20:10

@DavidFreitag urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=twunt

Simon

@DavidFreitag Is your friend single?

Rоry McCune

invented in 2000 by Chris Morris apparently

David Freitag

@Simon Yup but you don't want him, he spends his time banging club sluts

kalina

I've tried saying it four times now and failed on three of them

Simon

@DavidFreitag Well then nothing he does or makes up is awesome.

kalina

20:11

the risk of saying either of the others is too much

David Freitag

@kalina It's the best thing to say mid conversation. "Listen you bloody twunt..."

"What did you just.... HAHAHA THAT'S FUCKING GREAT"

kalina

both of the originating words are completely inappropriate

David Freitag

that's what makes it so great. Nobody knows it's inappropriate

Ohnana

if you use your brain you can figure it out

i can see why you thought it was so brilliant

David Freitag

@Ohnana Yeah but most people can't be bothered to

@Ohnana It just is. Say it out loud a few times. It's fucking great.

AviD

20:32

@ThomasPornin ohh. dammit. and I was so sure... was trying to talk them OUT of that policy module, which is where I came into this in the first place.

I really have rather vivid memories of that interface, though. must be imagined, or maybe I was thinking of something else.

well, I guess that's why I didnt find what I was looking for.

Mark Hulkalo

Literally zoning out

Need to stay awake

This screen needs me

Ohnana

gotta watch the fucker

Mark Hulkalo

20:48

It needs me, @Obama

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@Ohnana*

Ohnana

hello i am potus, plz gib nuclear futbol

David Freitag

@MarkHulkalo 'dat autocucumber

Mark Hulkalo

Hello we are on the list

I could use an automatic cucumber right about now. I hunger

David Freitag

@MarkHulkalo Automatic cucumbers aren't for eating.

Mark Hulkalo

Hmm. That didn't come out right

David Freitag

20:50

@MarkHulkalo They never do, that's why you mask it with a cough

Mark Hulkalo

I am so exhausted I'm gonna fall asleep as soon as I get home

Hopefully I don't fall asleep at the wheel and die in a horrifying collision with a dairy cow

Ohnana

@MarkHulkalo pls be safe

David Freitag

@MarkHulkalo Do some jumping jacks right quick

Or sprint to your car instead of walk

Get the blood pumping

Mark Hulkalo

Alright

And I appreciate the concern, @Ohnana

Ohnana

if you have to, catch a cab. the inconvenience is better than wrapping your car around a tree

David Freitag

20:55

@Ohnana But the tree just wants a huuuuuuuuuug!

Mark Hulkalo

So everyone else has a code screen up

But they're all surfing the web or playing with their phones

When I walk by, they quickly tab into the IDE

And stop playing with their phones

Then I walk by and they're back on the phones / surfing random websites

Like clockwork lol

At least I'm not alone in the suffering

Iszi

21:14

@kalina @Ohnana BTW: Did you guys catch the "arrow to the knee" joke in FO4 yet?

Rory Alsop

@RоryMcCune - just watched 8 of those Leo videos. He is awesome. Admittedly, I don't know the originals, but Claire tells me these are much better

Ohnana

@Iszi BoS scribe?

i distinctly remember reading about it

Iszi

@Ohnana Mess hall officer. Used to be a field scribe.

Ohnana

@Iszi right yes! fucked his knee on a mission

Iszi

@Ohnana Actually another part of his leg. Still, the little one-line story was similar enough to invoke flashback.

Ohnana

21:17

o lawd

Iszi

Damn. This Reddit thread started off about the same thing, but nearly instantly devolved into "OMG you use red for your HUD?!?!". reddit.com/r/Fallout/comments/3sou2f/…

Ohnana

@Iszi lol

Iszi

Seriously though, how do you play with a HUD that's set to colors that are supposed to mean something otherwise? Especially red? Maybe a colorblind mode? Did FO4 actually come with that?

David Freitag

@Iszi This girl on twitch uses a red HUD. I enjoy it.

Iszi

One guy says he tried red for awhile, then he realized that half his HP bar was taken up by Rads and he couldn't tell.

David Freitag

21:24

Well he's just a complete idiot

Rory Alsop

I don't think I have ever noticed its colour, or realised you could change it

David Freitag

@RoryAlsop You've been able to change it since F03

Iszi

@RoryAlsop One of the first things I did. Default green is just a bit too green and bright. Went with something like a dark cyan.

You can also independently change the color of your Pip Boy. And that will be reflected in the Pip Boy app on your phone, if you have it.

Rory Alsop

I think I just don't notice it at all

Iszi

@RoryAlsop Seriously? First thing I do with a game on initial launch is to go through all the settings screens and see what I can/want to tweak.

Rory Alsop

21:31

Oh, I crank all the settings up to Max, but assume they have chosen colours etc for the game so it wouldn't occur to me to even hunt for alternatives

Iszi

@RoryAlsop I don't go hunting for anything specific. I just go through all the settings to see what's available for tweaking.

kalina

22:02

I had got over Fallout 4 until you guys started talking about it again

AviD

hey @ThomasPornin re that ADCS thing... is there a reason to NOT use custom issuance / application policies? I.e. define a custom policy with a specific OID, and use that?

kalina

pls it contained nothing worth sampling

I need to move on

AviD

Or rather I should back up and explain what they are looking for - it's the common requirement of the VPN needing to see a specific value in the user cert, to decide which policy to apply.

this seems like application policy is the perfect fit, no?

although I admit I am not clear on the proper application of custom policies, and the intended difference between application policy vs issuance policy (vis a vis custom policies).

(though the standard ones seem quite unalike.)

schroeder

22:22

Here's an odd pattern for a user:

0

Q: How to remove taboola adware?

I have formatted my mobile.I have already scan with antivirus,adware but it cannot remove adware. What should I do?

security

0

Q: How to remove taboola adware?

I have formatted my UBUNTU OS. I have already scanned with antivirus and anti-adware, but it cannot remove taboola adware. What should I do? Tell me best antivirus for this adware.

malware

Ohnana

>ubuntu

>adware

mmhmm. these sound like setup questions for advertisements

schroeder

the thing is that taboola is a Windows PUP

not on Linux or Android

Ohnana

that's why I think it's an advertisement for a malware product

AviD

@schroeder isn't that @TerryChia? looks like @TerryChia.

schroeder

lol

Rоry McCune

22:35

@AviD wait @TerryChia is pushing malware these days... wow, that's a thing to hear from a mod.

AviD

heh.

Iszi

22:51

@kalina Just want a yes/no. No details: Is Rad immunity, like the Children of Atom have, possible for the player character?

kalina

during the ending everybody dies

Iszi

@kalina Of course. But meanwhile, can I become immune?

kalina

er... spoiler alert

also I don't know

ask it on arqade so they can not know either

maybe that will finally be a question you post that isn't a dupe

Iszi

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Q: Is it possible for the Player Character to become immune to radiation poisoning?

So, I recently found myself in the Crater of Atom where there appear to be some otherwise-normal humans who are immune to radiation poisoning. Is this something I can achieve as well? Please put anything beyond a "yes" or "no" answer in spoiler markdown.

fallout-4

kalina

have a sympathy upvote

WAIT WHAT

Iszi

22:55

@kalina Hey, there was this. And some others.

kalina

SPOILER MARKUP?

downvotes

Iszi

@kalina What, you can't stand people masking spoilers?

kalina

srs?

Iszi

@kalina I mean, I know you love spoilering the hell out of stuff. But you got something against other people covering up their own spoilers too?

kalina

spoiler markup is (a) ugly (b) annoying (c) unnecessary (d) often misused (e) stupid

do you think this is good use of spoiler markup?

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Q: Where are all the recruitable named settlers?

Apparently there are named settlers scattered across the commonwealth that you can recruit. In doing so, if you assign them to a level 3 vendor, it will be upgraded to a level 4 vendor that can sell even better gear. For example: Ann Hargraves Who and where are the rest of these named settlers...

fallout-4

what about this?

2

A: Can I buy shipments of materials off settlement stores in Fallout 4?

Can't prove a negative, but I've never seen any shipments from the vendors that I build. I've stocked several with tier 4 general store vendors and they still don't have any shipments of materials. As for Bunker Hill, it becomes a possible settlement point after a certain quest: And there ar...

Iszi

22:59

First one seems a bit pointless. Second one, I'd kind-of rather not have known the name of that quest.

kalina

there are like 11 main story quests

knowing the name of them is hardly ruining anything

especially something ambiguous like that referencing an old war

Iszi

@kalina A name like Hunter/Hunted is certainly non-spoiler. 'Cause it's just incredibly vague. That name though, is a bit more particular in its nature. Maybe it's referring to ancient history, or maybe it's referring to what happens in the quest, sure. But you don't know and now you're anticipating that it's probably the latter, and thinking about all the ramifications thereof.

kalina

no you'd only do that if you were crazy

I'm not crazy

so I assumed it was a battle at bunker hill and everybody except me was about to die

and then I turned up to find out that isn't what happens at all

in fact, everybody turns up and murders each other

and it's hilarious to watch depending on how you've played the game up to that point

because it's possible to do the mission without getting shot at by anything except the turrets

which are always enemies towards you

since the mission occurs before you're forced to declare war on any of the other factions

so you can just turn up, stroll through, save the alien super species that is hiding in the tower and the mission complete

Mark Hulkalo

I should play some more

Really need to relax a bit

kalina

is that a euphemism?

Mark Hulkalo

23:04

Nah

Just starting to go insane

kalina

I doubt that

Mark Hulkalo

Boredom is really depressing

kalina

insane people are not usually lucid enough to internet

hmm

AviD

does anyone think that there has been altogether too much gaming talk (FO4 in particular) in here lately? That perhaps that conversation should move over to the bridge....?

cuz I'm like totally jealous.

Mark Hulkalo

There isn't enough gaming talk :(

Iszi

23:06

@kalina What happens if you do like this guy and kill everyone first?

kalina

gaming is off topic in the bridge

@Iszi see the answer - essential npcs are immune to death

you can, for example

leave vault 111 at the start

run straight towards the old north church (railroad hq)

speak to desdemona and glory who give you unique dialogue because you've got no plausible reason for being there

and then murder the entire railroad for the lulz

before even meeting the minutemen

but you can't kill preston

because he's required in the instance you murder everybody at the institute before the other two factions

you can then go and kill all of the brotherhood of steel people

actually I wonder if there's a 5th ending with just the minutemen still alive

Mark Hulkalo

ROFL

That's a good idea

kalina

so you'd murder the railroad

side with the institute and use them to kill the brotherhood

then attack the institute and use the minutemen to kill the institute

I'm not doing it now, I need to sleeps

BYE

Mark Hulkalo

bye fwend

Simon

23:23

vice.com/en_ca/read/…

WEEEEEED

Mark Hulkalo

Ridiculous. $1?

He should've been executed.

David Freitag

@MarkHulkalo With a herring.

Mark Hulkalo

:-p

Simon

Mark Hulkalo

@Simon Yeah, I dislike that. I usually close the tab if someone recommends a library.

AviD

23:42

@MarkHulkalo you should try my city library. My kids love taking out books from there, and just this week they had a play for little kids - my 2yo loved it!

Mark Hulkalo

Haha. Well, my kids are book destroyers

If they get a hold of a book, they will destroy it. They're still quite young.

AviD

well compared to American libraries, this one is tiny... it doesnt even count as a city library even for here, its more like a neighborhood library.

More like a neighborhood-room-with-several-shelves-of-books-that-you-can-borrow.

Mark Hulkalo

Yeah, those are always nice.

I don't enjoy big libraries

I don't mind using a library, but sometimes it's just not the answer.

Austin Hartzheim

23:57

@AviD +1 for mentioning city libraries. That's were I learned to code.

And there wasn't a book about unnecessary libraries to be found.

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