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19:00
Ah.
but it's technically a spoiler
Wow, I got that even though I'm not playing.
@kalina How about: "Shaun ain't a baby no more"?
This game has gotten far too much attention.
Seriously, who didn't see that coming?
19:00
ZOMG SHAUN ISN'T A BABY?!
tbh, you could tell from the voice acting
all of the "10 year old boy" lines were so fake
i called it
moment "Father" turned up it was "oh look, it's Shaun"
babies and kids make for shitty plot devices
didn't see that coming at all
YAWWWWWWNNNNNNNN
@kalina I kept getting amused at how, before she found out, my PC kept saying she was looking for a baby.
19:01
@Iszi heh, I guess it could be either. I'll bet that a lot of "bug bounty" people just fire scanners at stuff
@Iszi the intro to the game was... poor
The lines weren't like "he was taken when he was a baby". They were flat-out "I'm looking for my baby".
probably the weakest part of the game
ending is probably the second weakest but it's made up for by the diversity of the ways you can take to get there
idk, you have no sense of time
@kalina You mean aside from being able to take BoS into a Railroad hideout without him blowing up the joint?
19:03
literally the first conversation you have after leaving the vault clearly states that 210 years have passed
210 years and it's still super chaotic?
@kalina but you don't know what year it was when you woke up the first time
@Iszi well the AI is poor
@Ohnana but it's enough to assume
@Simon institute kept disrupting plans for a united government
it's really unlikely that Shaun is a baby merely because of the fact that you were frozen a second time
19:04
@Ohnana o
@kalina If that's about the ending, please don't elaborate. But what makes the whole "baby" bit amusing is that the PC assumes - until revealed otherwise - that, despite the overall duration of the freeze, there was very little time between the kidnapping and the PC's release.
@Iszi i took a synth onto the prydwen in power armor :D
@Iszi it's not, it's about the conversation you have with Codsworth immediately after arriving back in Sanctuary after waking up in the Vault
@Ohnana But, if you follow the main quest early on, you find out really damn quick. And yet the PC still thinks they have a "baby" out there.
@Iszi also this is basically what I'm saying
19:05
@Iszi after the trippy dream sequence you think it's a 10 year old
@kalina Yeah, but you got it out while I was typing.
@Ohnana STFU. I'm not far past that.
@Ohnana I didn't even really believe that either
@Ohnana At least that's a little more reasonable than assuming they're still an infant.
@kalina found it possible. figured the breakin meant that the vault failed
or they dicked around with the controls after their nefarious deeds were done
that seemed far too convenient for me and I'm not that cynical enough to believe that a game designer of a game from a series as loved as Fallout would write a story that obvious and reveal it to you in the 5th mission
a thought that was then confirmed when you murder kellogg
and he basically tells you
19:08
@kalina that was so fun
@kalina What about the cereals now?
i handed his pistol to the band of Patriot's charges as part of the quest to arm them
oh look, the average IQ of the active participants in chat just dropped by 75%
@Ohnana kellogg's pistol is awesome
I used it
y r u always meen 2 me
y r u always so silly
19:10
idk cuz its funner
no ur rong
stp bein so rong ur hurtin meh
STOPPIT
BEING RONG DOES NOT HURT ANY1
do you want to rethink that?
but am tired
coffeeeeee timeeee
so what if a pilot was wrong
and crashed their plane into a building
WHAT IF
a government is wrong
19:13
this just in: being wrong on the internet is the same as killing a man
and invades another country looking for weapons of mass destruction that don't exist
@kalina Umm all governments are always right all the time.
what if an ohnana is wrong and aliens suddenly attack in retribution for how much wrong is going on
@kalina it's never aliens
@RoraΖ oh, are you NSA blue team?
I'm red team, we're supposed to be causing social unrest
what the hell are you playing at
19:15
@kalina fuck the aliens. simple question.
it's hard to get laid in space
depends if they're any good
@kalina I'm supposed to be causing social... rest?
very tense people
@RoraΖ not here, I chose this location, you go cause social rest in the place with the people
@kalina and the puddin' pops?
19:16
yes the one who lives on drury lane
rewery lane?
no the people... and the place
do you even get memos?
wait a minute, are you even blue team?
do you have your geiger counter?
sorry, it's in the shop
wink wink
@kalina dude who uses geiger counters anymore?
19:19
are you the individual who is here to facilitate the transportation of the package I need delivering?
pls kalinuh stop winking at me it's scary
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@kalina fucking curie
@Ohnana curry?
"ooh are we traders now? what packages?"
19:20
I like curry
SHUT UP CURIE I AM TRYING TO SAVE PEOPLE
Back in @RoryAlsop's day he counted Geigers with an abacus.
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@Ohnana import/export
sorry we devolved into nerding out over fallout 4 again
pls I don't nurd
I am 100% not nurd
19:22
sploosh
that doesn't seem appropriate at all
@kalina TWSS
Don't judge a book by its cover.
Yeah, son.
@RоryMcCune yes, I did in fact say that
you're very observant
19:23
@kalina thanks :)
kalinuh do u liek Keith Carnal?!?
it's a trap
@Simon who da frack is Keith Carnal?
some techno artist
sounds like a country singer
19:25
@kalina Hardly. You're almost a 3K'er here.
@kalina Ahh I C
@Xander accidentally tripping over and pressing the right button in a row a few thousand times doesn't make me a nurd
I thought it was like that guy that did the awesome wrecking ball video
"Accidentally"
@kalina Your answer count is up in the double digits. You have more rep than most of the actual InfoSec professionals on this site. Nurd.
19:27
Rekt.
pls I am not going to be attacked by a moderator of BEER.
oh shit
He's not drunk, he's just drinkin'
@Xander did anyone else find a use for beer as a hair care product :D
@Ohnana No, I think that one died quietly.
19:28
oh lawd i have more rep on arqade then seasoned advice
@kalina pls. Beer is the best.
@Xander once upon a time Stack Exchange used to have standards high enough to prevent such an atrocity
flagged as valid, reason: didn't fit on my screen
lol at the flags that scroll off the screen
inb4
19:29
@kalina But now they don't, so now is obviously better.
wat
who dun flagged
O NO I DIDN'T DO NETHING
PLS NOT MEH
CHARLIE BIT MEH
@Xander pls
@DavidFreitag don't worry your little < 10k head about it :op
19:30
@kalina truth
@Xander it's so sad
you continue living in your beer bubble
@RоryMcCune I'm faaaar too busy enjoying this sarsaparilla.
sarsaparilla sounds expensive, did you mean water?
@DavidFreitag What's sarsaparilla ?
Sarsaparilla is a soft drink, originally made from the Smilax regelii plant, but now sometimes made with artificial flavours. Sarsaparilla was popular in the United States in the 19th century. According to advertisements for patent medicines of the period, it was considered to be a remedy for skin and blood problems. Ruth Tobias notes that it evokes images of "languid belles and parched cowboys." In Hollywood westerns from the 1930s to the 1950s, ordering sarsaparilla in a saloon (instead of whiskey) is often met with mockery by the manly cowboys nearby. Sarsaparilla drinks feature widely in American...
19:31
root beer
ew
dovid you're gonna die young if you keep drinking all this sugar
It's similar to root beer and cream soda but totall different
Baldwin's produces a Sarsaparilla Cordial in the United Kingdom, and have done so since 1844 - who knew
@Simon It's home made
@DavidFreitag Does that mean there's no sugar in it?
19:32
@Simon It means there's less
pls
@kalina I think you meant "beer bottle" which is very nice, thank you.
@Simon it means because there isn't a label he can live in ignorance that it's better for him
@kalina cynic
You're just mad because you tried more than one can of Dr. Pooper and it wrecked your frail Canadihuean body.
19:33
dovid pls I drink dr poopa like once a week.
I bet Dr Pepper with Maple Syrup would taste nice
I wonder what randoms who turn up here, expecting Security related chats think when they arrive...
@kalina I feel like that'd be too much.
@kalina It's not root beer
it would be worth trying at least once
19:33
It tastes very different
it might even end up being a substance more addictive than crack
@RоryMcCune From experience, I can say that there is some level of disappointment.
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@AustinHartzheim well that's unfortunate
what would you rather us chat about?
do you have any complaints against @Simon?
@AustinHartzheim and then you realise what an awesome room this actually is
do you have any complaints again me?
do you like Rories?
19:34
against kalinuh, against
what is your favorite flavor of chips?
do you say zee or zed
@RоryMcCune That's because this room is filled with people similar to me who have no idea what information security even is
Aah, so many questions.
do you like computer games?
have you ever kept bees or bee keeping equipment?
I used to say zed but then because of the Americans I usually say zee :(
I'm trying to go back to zed.
19:35
@kalina What about the bee's knees?
have you ever pretended to be a small rabbit and burrow in the dirt?
do you like cake?
what are your feelings on spam filters or limiters?
@kalina I liked cake once, but I got tired of being lied to.
would you prefer to use off the shelf encryption or roll your own?
Oh, ask him if he knows why that damn chicken crossed the road!
@Simon Fool
19:36
why did the chicken cross the road?
@kalina Roll my own, obv
@kalina Finally. A question I can answer.
do you think the NSA are real?
@kalina @kalina threatened to set him on fire
@kalina To get to the other side. Obviously.
19:36
NO THAT'S NOT IT
THAT IS NOT IT
THEY'RE TRYING TO MAKE US BELIEVE THAT THAT IS IT
IT'S NOTTTTT
I'm massively disappointed. On a scale of 1 to 10 you're an 11. So disappointed.
holy fuck people you need to switch to decaf
You've got one final chance: What is the question?
@Simon Well, the real answer is classified.
seriously
19:37
@kalina Yes, but it's just a room full of oiled up muscular guys playing ping pong in speedos.
@AustinHartzheim And I cannot leave this planet until I find it out.
@DavidFreitag if you had said spacehoppers you could have called them the National Spacehopper Association
@kalina National Speedo Association, pls.
oh, speedos
well
Spacehoppers are more fun
Yeah, you know, banana hammock
19:39
pls I don't stare at the crotches of men while I'm on the beach
You're missing out on some good laughs then
I peek from behind sunglasses
Why do you think men all wear sunglasses on the beach?
Why do you think all men go to the beach?
like the sunglasses stop you
19:42
@DavidFreitag To get to the other side, we've been through this already dovid.
@Simon No, that's why all men drop a few acid tabs
o noes @Simon @Ohnana doesn't need much more rep before passing you
@kalina Oh wow, I thought he had more than me.
#ohwell
Dude ohnuhnuh you suck.
Get more rep than me at least.
@Simon hey.
19:44
someone's going through all my answers on multiple sites and upvoting...
LOL
typical kalinuh
>:(
what, it was less than the required votes to trigger the script
sigh
Why the long face?
You don't like upvotes?
19:45
@Simon gets downvotes
you don't hear him complaining
Yeah, man.
Wait, what?
you act like it's targetted but by my calculations you get less than 10% of the votes I cast
so maybe fix your definitions
hmpf
@kalina mhfp
@RоryMcCune harumph
19:48
mmph!
probably asked then posted
I keep trying to find a post of @Simon's that I like so I can upvote it
but I've looked through 30 posts now...
lol
@kalina Ve are ze Germans, sausage is ze best.
19:50
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Q: Android game development structure

SimonI would like to develop a game on Android platform, I have about a year experience with Java and also used the OpenGL library in C++. I also programmed Minesweeper and Connect Four in Java. Basically, here's the type of game I wanna create: Pressing the screen would make your character go up i...

awww
OH COME ON
DON'T BRING OLD STUFF LIKE THAT UP
look at @Simon having aspirations to achieve something
"Thank you very much, I really appreciate it."
pls don't put hi/thanks in your posts
soz but I used to be nice, what can I say?
@Simon You can be nice again.
Shush hulk who has to stare at his screen doing nothing all day long.
19:52
:(
I got ratted out by someone for watching music videos.
oh yay I got 4 rep for that
because winner
@MarkHulkalo Listen here, hulk. Tear his arms off and beat him to death with them.
That's what you get for watching Nicki Minaj videos.
@DavidFreitag Does it sound funny to you that I of all people would be watching a music video? Lol
@MarkHulkalo tell your boss you'll stop watching music videos if he actually gives you something to do
19:54
I don't know how it's possible for you to have absolutely nothing to do.
I don't think that'll ever happen to me.
@MarkHulkalo No, what's wrong with a music video?
@DavidFreitag The fact that I'm deaf and can't hear music?
Why would I watch a music video lok
Lol
wat
@MarkHulkalo I still don't see your point
@MarkHulkalo for the hot bods, why else
19:55
Well I wasn't watching a music vid
@Ohnana Lol
@Simon more than half the team quit or something
So there's a knowledge transfer in session
"or something"
pls
@MarkHulkalo So does that mean you finally will have something to do?
@DavidFreitag you talk tough for a man on minimum wage doing an engineering role
Yeah Monday I think
19:56
i think adobe just announced the death of flash
MONDAY?
WE'RE TUESDAY SON
it's Tuesday?
THAT'S 157 DAYS AWAY
Next week
@kalina Yeah, by choice
19:56
really?
It is indeed Tuesday
fine, I am a bad person
I can't even count how many times we've gone over this.
the corner I shall sit
hello corner
David has good reasons. We walked about it last night. His boss is banging him on the sly
19:57
OH GOD THE IMAGES
MAKE THEM STOP
Kidding, David. Sorry
his name is dovid
WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UN vomits
Unvomits?
unvomiting doesn't sound like something I want to see
19:58
yet another mental casualty of the DMZ
@kalina just stuff it all back in there
@kalina I'm dying
that's like that Red Dwarf episode right
where everything is going backwards
I shouldn't be laughing. I light get reported for it
@Ohnana Funny enough stuff like that doesn't even remotely bother me.
Might get*
19:59
@MarkHulkalo Just tell them randomly laughing is a sign that you are slowly going insane from the lack of work
you heard the man, we all need to be serious and not make him laugh
or
we can make him laugh
or
we can make him laugh

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