The DMZ

Xander

16:00

@kalina This song is quite dysfunctional.

Rоry McCune

@Xander I believe this has now moved on to EPIC RAP BATTLES FROM HISTORY!

kalina

EPUC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

some moderator VERSUS UNSTOPPABLE FORCE OF NATURE... begin

Xander

I think I'll just watch, thanks.

kalina

kinky

Xander

pls

kalina

16:04

you're doing the pls dance while watching O_O

that's a little off putting

Ohnana

"watching" is kinky. oookay

kalina

@Ohnana well a kink is anything considered "beyond" conventional sexual practices

Simon

NOW YOU'RE GONE

I REALIZED MY LOVE FOR YOU WAS STRONG

kalina

last I checked, having an audience is not conventional

Ohnana

@kalina i guess conventional is a relative term

kalina

16:06

hey I'm choosing my words carefully

Mark Hulkalo

@Simon I didn't think you felt the same way...

kalina

but fine lets talk about firemen instead

Simon

Firemen are overrated.

Mark Hulkalo

Sex is scary

5

Simon

Just like nurses.

Mark Hulkalo

16:08

I just read this: imgur.com/gallery/qvmiQ

Apparently people can get something called herpes, even with a condom. And it burns. IT BURNS

I'm committing myself to a life of celibacy.

Simon

How about a life with the same sexual partner instead?

kalina

oh wow, we've just gone from forefront of the information security community to k12 sex ed

4

Ohnana

@MarkHulkalo herpes is spread by skin contact

condoms only protect your genitals

Simon

So you know what can happen if she rides yo face, son.

Ohnana

same as kissing, touching, etc. don't have sex with people during active outbreaks, and your risk of transmission is low

Mark Hulkalo

16:11

This chick apparently got it in the throat

@Simon Agreed

Simon

@MarkHulkalo BOOO BORING

Mark Hulkalo

Since when does Simon say anything sane? I'm astonished

Simon

YOU'RE BORING

Mark Hulkalo

WHAT

I KNEW IT

Ohnana

btw if you use gloves/dental dams your risk of transmission is even lower :)

Simon

16:12

gloves.jpg

Mark Hulkalo

gloves?

Simon

"Son, you're so fucking dirty that I gotta use gloves to have sex with you"

Mark Hulkalo

Dental dams? Wtf is a dental dam?

Is that something you put in your mouth to attract beavers?

...

Ohnana

sigh

Simon

@MarkHulkalo Beavers? Are you a fake Canadian?

Mark Hulkalo

16:13

@Simon Wrong beaver.

AviD

@Ohnana actually - oral herpes is often spread in kindergarten. Not through kissing or anything like that - but via toys.

KIDS TOYS YA DAMN PERVERTS

Ohnana

@MarkHulkalo sexualityandu.ca/stis-stds/…

Mark Hulkalo

@AviD Dafork... my kids aren't going to kindergarten.

Simon

@AviD HOW DO KIDS GET IT IN THE FIRST PLACE?

AviD

@MarkHulkalo PLEASE do not be asking that here. Someone might answer you.

Ohnana

16:14

@AviD i'd imagine. but ho do young children get it in the first place? from childbirth?

AviD

@Simon from other kids. Or their parents.

@Ohnana also possible.

Rоry McCune

I injured the family jewels while visiting a city in Thailand. "Bangkok?" No, I sat on a bollock.

Tweeted by IHPower on December 1, 2015 at 4:03 PM

Simon

I don't know for you guys but my dad didn't slap his ween on my face when I was a kid.

Mark Hulkalo

@RоryMcCune Haha

Ohnana

@Simon kissing

ffs, herpes-I oral is the stuff that causes cold sores

Simon

16:15

@Ohnana Oral herpes o ffs

Mark Hulkalo

@Ohnana I'm not clicking that link

Ohnana

@MarkHulkalo >:|

AviD

@RоryMcCune how can you live with yourself.

Ontopic q... anyone here familiar with CA templates and such?

Mark Hulkalo

@Ohnana @AviD's warning is enough for me :o

@AviD Certificate Authority?

AviD

in particular MS's ADCS.

@MarkHulkalo yes.

Mark Hulkalo

16:17

Never heard of it.

AviD

specifically, I am looking to configure a cert template with custom attributes, which to the best of my knowledge is definitely supported by the standard. Moreover, I very much remember (say 96% sure, but that is rapidly going down) that I'd seen those options somewhere in the template configuration. However I cant find it now...

PS is acceptable too, of course.

Simon

lolps

AviD

@MarkHulkalo Active Directory Certificate Services.

maybe @Xander would know? ^

kalina

get up get up get busy to it get up and move that body

Simon

@AviD That sounds like a technology full of bugs.

AviD

16:19

or @ThomasPornin - ever muck with ADCS cert templates?

kalina

get up people now get down to it before the night is over

get up get up get busy to it I wanna see you party

get up people now get down to it before the night is over

TildalWave

meh technotronic that's ancient

Mark Hulkalo

imgur.com/gallery/dy4Ri

TildalWave

"looks like Cray 2" LOOL

can you sit on it and warm your leggings? :P

Mark Hulkalo

Probably

Ohnana

16:26

@TildalWave this TPK's the laptops

TildalWave

yeah it'd block the fans

Iszi

> Not pictured: The cable connecting that to a Barbie doll and OP with a bra on his head.

kalina

why would you have a bra on your head

don't answer, I wasn't that curious

TildalWave

because you have two pencils up your nose?

kalina

why would you have ... nevermind

Iszi

16:30

@kalina Weird Science

TildalWave

it's a ref to WWI

avoiding service due to mental disability or something like that

Mark Hulkalo

oh my goodness... someone dropped the bomb in the bathroom. it smells like evil mac and cheese... ugh

Rory Alsop

@kalina zed

:-)

catching up

Mark Hulkalo

@RoryAlsop Back to normal yet?

Rory Alsop

@MarkHulkalo mostly. Going in to the office tomorrow. But I learned that I should expect ever more minor recurrences every coupl eof months for a while. Which is great...

Mark Hulkalo

16:32

=/

Iszi

@kalina Who pronounces Z as "other"? Seems like a weird way to end the alphabet. "double-you, ecks, why, and other"?

kalina

other wasn't in speech marks

pls grammar

filthy casual

Mark Hulkalo

"zee" is the correct way to do it. Any other way is communist

Simon

@Iszi Don't you mean "whi"?

Because "why" would be pretty redundant.

You're trying to explain the pronunciation of the letter "y" with an example that has the letter "y" in it.

You silly mong.

kalina

@Simon correcting @Iszi in public and then getting a small dig in at the same time

@Iszi needs to re-evaluate his life choices

Simon

16:35

drops mic

kalina

iszi gonna reevaluate his life? or iszi gonna ignore us?

Iszi

@kalina Including the one that led me to hang out in the same chat room as @Simon?

Barry Carlyon

iszi NOTICE US!

kalina

@Iszi well yes

Rоry McCune

thestar.co.uk/news/…

^lol

kalina

16:36

although surely I'm correct that it was Simon choosing to hang out here after you arrived

and thus

@Simon must die

Simon

wat

I cannot die yet, I don't even know why the chicken crossed the road.

Iszi

@kalina Sure, but I still choose to come back here with full knowledge that @Simon will be here.

Mark Hulkalo

@Simon To get to the other side.

Iszi

@Simon Please. I thought we'd all moved on to why he crossed the Mobius strip.

Simon

Nov 23 at 15:14, by Simon

THE CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Mark Hulkalo

16:38

@Simon You forgot, so I reminded you.

Iszi

@MarkHulkalo So that he could die, no less.

Mark Hulkalo

In a fire.

Simon

NO

I don't believe that is the true reason.

That's what they want us to believe.

Iszi

@MarkHulkalo Careful. You'll get @kalina all worked up. @Simon dying, and fire, are like her two favorite things.

kalina

I have never once admitted that @Simon dying is one of my favorite things

Mark Hulkalo

16:41

@Simon I think the government is using road pineapples on chickens to exploit their brains for their chicken contacts. Because the sky is falling.

Iszi

@kalina And yet, that doesn't mean it isn't.

kalina

Stop being silly

Simon

Stop being willy

kalina

I am warning this chatroom NOT to get silly again

Ohnana

WHEEEEEEEEEEEE

kalina

16:43

@Simon talks about penis so much that he must have penis envy, maybe he has a friend with a large penis and he saw it this one time and now he can't get it out of his mind

5

Xander

@AviD Sorry, I'm only vaguely familiar. I remember that you can copy templates and change attributes on the copy, but I don't remember adding custom attributes, and I don't have an environment to play with at the moment.

Simon

My gay buddy wants my ween but I said pls no

I've had more gay dudes hit on me than women.

Does that mean anything?

Iszi

I'd just like to note, for the record, that @kalina still has yet to actually deny wanting @Simon dead.

Mark Hulkalo

@Simon Birds of a feather flock together

kalina

@AviD is going to freak out when he gets back

Simon

16:45

wot

Iszi

@MarkHulkalo Yeah. Flock. That's right.

Simon

It looks like Markus likes to think about weens too.

Rоry McCune

@kalina as if that's ever stopped you :op

kalina

I have not stepped over the line

I am the innocent in all of this

Simon

WHOA YOU BETTER NOT ACCUSE ME

I'M INNOCENT TOO

Rоry McCune

16:47

@kalina you ... innocent.... riiiight

Simon

A COUPLE OF WEENS HAVE NEVER HURT ANYONE

Rоry McCune

@Simon you ... innocent.... riiiight

kalina

:o

I am totally innocent

@Simon not true

Rоry McCune

@kalina uh huh, I'm sure

Simon

Vocal weens that is.

Mark Hulkalo

16:48

@Simon Tell that to the chick on imgur that got throat herpes, and nederlands herpes.

kalina

@RоryMcCune srsly I am so innocent that if angels were real I'd already be an honorary angel

Simon

me2

I'd be a weengel.

Mark Hulkalo

imgur.com/gallery/spKTB

kalina

is that a flying dick?

Rоry McCune

@kalina s/honorary/fallen/

kalina

16:49

@RоryMcCune pushed

I always thought the scorched wings look was more appealing anyway

Simon

True.

Iszi

^ So sad, but so true.

Simon

@Iszi I really hope that's not true.

Do lads lose their balls when they get married?

kalina

@Iszi well yeah, bars are full of skanks

Iszi

@Simon Actually it's not. Usually she says no. Or I'm just too scared to ask.

Simon

16:51

o lawd

kalina

why would you let the man who passed all of your tests go visit a place full of aids on legs

Simon

@kalina pls if someone wants to cheat on you, the person will find a way to do it.

So it's useless to forbid them to go to da bar with some m8s

kalina

sure, those men go anyway and become single as they pass through the exit

Iszi

Seriously. Chances are, if you know his mates, it's actually safer for you to let him go.

Mark Hulkalo

@Iszi The whole "It takes 8 minutes to get home according to google maps, you were gone for 10 minutes, who is she?" is something I dealt with one ex on a near daily basis. lol

Simon

16:53

@Iszi Depends what kind of m8s but if they're good people, that's very true.

Iszi

@MarkHulkalo Hence why "ex"?

Simon

@MarkHulkalo And I thought I was the paranoid one in relationships, dayum.

Iszi

@Simon One of the reasons that one of my top rules of getting hammered in public is to have some good friends around.

Mark Hulkalo

@Iszi It's part of it. One of the last straws was when I was out of the country for a while, and I got an email from my little sister saying she loves me, and I replied the same in return. And my ex read the email and started crying. I came back from getting dinner, and she attacked me.

Simon

@Iszi Yep.

kalina

16:55

Mark Hulkalo

I tried to tell her it was my sister, and she just went "....oh...." and kept up the charade by slapping me randomly.

kalina

hey look, it's me

Mark Hulkalo

I can name a few people like that

Simon

Last time I went to the bar with the donut and friends, da men (YES INCLUDING ME PLS ALL) got up to get beer, some dudes tried to sit at the table with da ladies.

Mark Hulkalo

But you don't seem to be one of them ;p

Simon

16:56

like pls all we were gone for 2 mins and some fucking sharks were ready to jump on their prey.

kalina

bars are far worse than clubs

Iszi

@Simon So, what did the girls do? Keep them occupied until you could come back to slap their weens?

Mark Hulkalo

Did your women chase the sharks away? Or did they sit there swooning?

kalina

in clubs I can push people away and they'll get the message

in bars they have another go

Simon

@Iszi Nah they told them to bug off and they didn't insist.

I can't type.

Mark Hulkalo

16:58

I don't go to either clubs or bars. Last time I went to a club, I woke up in the dumpster next to someone that should've been triple-bagged.

kalina

ew

last time I went to a bar I got surrounded by guys who wanted my number and wouldn't accept that I was there to tolerate a "girls night out" and wasn't interested in catching what they had

Mark Hulkalo

LOL

Simon

I really prefer to be around when the donut goes out in a club or bar, not because I don't trust her but simply because people are insane.

Iszi

Argh. I've got a scratch on my glasses' right lens, right in line with my pupil, and I'm not due to get a fresh pair w/ insurance for a few months.

Mark Hulkalo

Oh, so the donut is your woman. I thought you were literally that into actual donuts.

Iszi

17:02

@MarkHulkalo How does that tell you he's not?

Mark Hulkalo

Maybe he's going out to a bar with an actual donut

Iszi

@MarkHulkalo Pretty sure he would, too.

Mark Hulkalo

Like those Japanese guys who bring sex dolls to a restaurant and pretend to have a relationship with them

Simon

@MarkHulkalo Is there anything wrong with that?

Mark Hulkalo

LOL

Simon

17:03

wotttt

Iszi

@MarkHulkalo Japan is where all the crazy shit is, isn't it?

We get guys like that over here, they'd get thrown out of the restaurant. Meanwhile, Japanese are all like "That's pelfectry nolmar!"

Simon

My stomach is yelling like a donut.

Time for lunch.

Mark Hulkalo

I went to Japan once. People kept worshipping me for no reason

One hotel lady even left an offering of legos in my hotel room.

Iszi

@Simon So your girlfriend yells at you a lot too, eh?

Mark Hulkalo

I had to keep trying to tell them I'm only a mere mortal.

And then the toilet cleaned me automatically... while filming it.

Iszi

17:06

@MarkHulkalo That got lost in translation. You should have said "mele moltar".

Mark Hulkalo

Good steak, though.

Iszi

@MarkHulkalo They try to sell you the video as a souvenir?

Mark Hulkalo

Nah

Japan is awesome, though

Ohnana

@kalina aka "hello i am not mature enough to be in a relationship, pls dump me"

Simon

@Iszi NO

Thomas Pornin

17:22

@AviD I did, unfortunately.

What is the question ?

Iszi

17:33

@kalina Wait, when were we at the "forefront" exactly?

Rоry McCune

@Iszi it's not exactly a high bar to clear... people are still selling network firewalls and A-V as security ;op

Iszi

@ThomasPornin Looks like it's here.

@RоryMcCune Ok, the AV thing I totally get. But since when did we start dissing firewalls?

Mark Hulkalo

gotta go.

Rоry McCune

@Iszi since people started saying "We're behind a firewall so we're secure"

this is a very dangerous position to have

and quite a common one

network firewalls are useful complexity control devices, but not the panacea they're sold as

Thomas Pornin

@AviD Apparently you cannot configure arbitrary extensions in an ADCS certificate template. You can only configure the few "standard" extensions such as Key Usage.

To add an arbitrary extension, you have to write a "policy module" (a C++-based DLL inserted into the ADCS process).

Iszi

17:39

@RоryMcCune Ah, yeah. 'Cause those people are usually behind a default config. Or one that's been cracked wide open because when they first installed it stuff broke.

Rоry McCune

@Iszi and egress filters rarely happen

Iszi

@RоryMcCune Well, good egress filtering needs DPI. And who can be bothered with that?

Rоry McCune

@Iszi even basic stuff would be better than nothing. No random server you can't start a connection to a random server on the internet on port 80

Iszi

@RоryMcCune Wait... You mean firewalls actually need blacklists/whitelists? Now that's just crazy talk.

Rоry McCune

@Iszi aaand now you see why I rag on people selling network firewalls as a security solution :) they can help, if correctly configured, but...

kalina

17:44

@Ohnana I'm single for a reason I guess

Ohnana

@kalina :(

not intended as a personal dig.

kalina

@Iszi the thing...! with the stuff!

Rоry McCune

17:58

one for @DavidFreitag

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