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12:21
my network reputation is 66.6
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@MarkHulkalo wat
@kalina whats "network reputation"?
sum(reputation on each site in the network)
it's the number
that appears
when you get
the big monologue box
<<<<<
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the big mong
I'm bored of your negativity
12:24
Devil's pony!
:))
@kalina ahh I C , ta :)
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Negativity is love, negativity is life.
negativity is annoying
so annoying that I'm contemplating ignoring you
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pls you should ignore yourself most of the time too.
I don't want to ignore you because I like you but I do want to ignore you because most of what you say isn't worth reading
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12:27
Jeeze, one of my eyes is still closed and I managed to get you mad.jpg this much?
Come on.
notmad.jpg
@000 lost a boxing match with a moose?
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pls it's 7:30 AM
@000 having a long lie-in, eh?
I move to create a new rule for the DMZ that turning up before coffee is a bannable offence
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12:28
@RоryMcCune a wat
Hey, there's coffee on my desk but yes, I still haven't had my first sip yet.
Hang on, I'll do that right now.
@000 7:30 bit late to be starting, I've got up, had my coffee and started my pre-work walk by then
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OH MY GOD CLARITY
@RоryMcCune I'm not 137 yet, 7:30 is earlier for a 12 y/o boi.
@000 Why have you abandoned thy name?
he's not awesome enough to be called simon anymore
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@TerryChia There was some form of rage quit, followed by regrets and finally ovid sucks.
12:31
@000 are you a zedd fanboy or what
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@kalina Oh ffs I did think about that too.
@kalina That actually sounds pretty difficult to achieve.
@000 disgraceful, do you jump from one mainstream sellout to the next in your conquest to be taken seriously as somebody who likes dance music?
@000 what's Zedd?
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@kalina Come on, I did not say that I like his music at all.
12:33
well fine, I have no choice but to enact operation phantom
@kalina what's that?
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Also, Zedd - Shotgun, which was produced before he was a sellout, is damn legit.
@000 lucky for you the Earth's spin rate is decreasing so if you wait like 50,000 years you'll be able to sleep one second longer :P
in which I become a mainstream sellout to see if I can get simon to publicly squee over my music before mocking him
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@RоryMcCune A music producer.
A well known one.
12:34
@000 yeah I found him on spotify while I was waiting for you to reply :op
@kalina that would be extremely funny
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@TildalWave That sounds like good news!
zedd primarily rose to fame as a result of a style of bassline he created/popularized during the earlier part of his career
@000 yeah I can't wait :)
which I promise I've never used
certainly not twice
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It's weird how deadmau5 likes him.
He QQs and complains about every single sellout but he likes the guy a lot.
Anyway, it's not like if he ever made sense.
12:35
@000 technically they're both trend setters who did their own things and then got copied by everybody else
oh yeah the bassline on this is quite familiar sounding, I can see that it's been used a fair bit
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@kalina Oh.
@000 oh all you have to do is wait a month...
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@JourneymanGeek I know but ovid sucks anyway.
8 days left I think.
Yep.
I was tempted to change it for you to 0000 .... ;p
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12:37
Oh you mingy little sneaky donut.
But that would tooootaly be mod abuse.
@JourneymanGeek and your avatar isn't a tigger
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loool
@JourneymanGeek how hypocritical
editing peoples comments to something they didn't say? that's fine
rooms into timeout for no reason? also fine
undeleting people's posts just 'cause? fine
@000 You do know you can change it on another site right?
12:39
changing somebody's name when they asked you to? NOPE! MOD ABUSE
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@TerryChia It doesn't seem to work anymore.
@kalina I don't do any of those things ;p
@000 Ah, they fixed that?
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@TerryChia Looks like it.
@JourneymanGeek well screw you for being a good moderator!
12:43
huh, Zedd's playing Glasgow next week
@kalina oh, I can't change his name.
I thought you didn't mod abuse
Oh, I can change names on SU
but his account is on security.
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Can you apply it network-wide?
change his chat account to SU
how did I miss multiple letters
12:44
;p
But If I could, if I changed it to 0000 it would be mod abuse.
yes it would
now go take your moral sensibilities and make the rest of the moderation team behave in the same manner
@000 if you want your handle changed, just ask @RoryAlsop , I'm sure he'd do it for you
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@RоryMcCune I'm not gonna bother the man with that, he can barely stand up!
in all honesty I think he should just be banned
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wot
12:46
ban @000 for impersonating a number
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@Adi every sex toy is for men if you believe in yourself
We don't ban people on SE
We just suspend them for a decade.
hey @RoryAlsop can you change @000's handle back to @Simon , he's too nice to ask you himself (canadians, 'eh!)
lowat
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@RоryMcCune OMG PLS CAPITALIZE THE S
12:47
@000 lower case s
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PHEW
@RоryMcCune lower case!
c'mon lower case
@000 it was only with difficulty that I restrained myself from typing @roundelloboy
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pls lower case s looks like a tiny snake
nomis
12:47
@M'vy CHarles Stross wrote an awesome story on exactly that
@kalina well it's his handle, I kind of feel he should have control of the casing
@RоryMcCune if he wants control over it, he should wait until he can change it himself
@Adi so it's not just me that gets odd useful gifts...
it's 2015 and I just was about to buy some concert tickets and their site wants my name/address and pasword over a non-SSL connection..... sigh
Morning/day/night
12:53
F5
i did
@000 are you @Simon yet
@RоryMcCune That's pretty nasty.
@RоryMcCune were you going to go and see Zedd?
lol
@MarkHulkalo hell yeah, I sent them a support message, lets see if I get a response
12:54
@RoryAlsop not there yet
@RoryAlsop nope :op don't think that crowd would fit me that well... Postmodern Jukebox next year :)
@RоryMcCune Yeah - I may get along to one of theirs, looks a lot of fun. But right now sorting out Halestorm tickets - need to take middle daughter
Hello everyone
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@RoryAlsop Woohoo, thanks!
Hello Jube
....juke
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13:02
SYNC YOU SILLY MONG
What's going on with everyone today?
@RoryAlsop huh, not heard of them before, I have queued them up on Spotify :)
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@000 Welcome back
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Thank you.
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13:11
@MarkHulkalo Not one bit surprised
so does @simon work now?
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Not yet.
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@MarkHulkalo Porous borders Niger.
Nigeria, Chad, and Niger are all on a higher security alert than Mali
@RоryMcCune very powerful female singer role model for Eilin
@Simon - that should do it
13:24
I had to force a refresh by selecting a different parent site then back to this
@RoryAlsop MOD ABUSE ... :op
mandatory
OMGAWD
I AM ZE BACK
right, I'm deleting my account then
@kalina lol - or just ignore
13:27
Some of the loudest critics of encryption in Congress previously approved millions for encryption apps. https://t.co/AUpxDEo0kA
Don't delete your account when you can just embrace the #yolo.
^^ is amusing, the US Gov approved the cash for the development of encrypted messaging services
@RоryMcCune Wait the government wants to communicate securely!?!?!?!? OMG CONSPIRACY
@RoraΖ it was approved to help unmonitored and uncensored comms in "closed societies" rather ironic that they now want that not to be possible
so US.Gov give money to develop end to end encrypted messengers, then complains about the existence of end to end encrypted messengers
@RоryMcCune They're politicians, they don't know what they want
13:44
It's going to be one of those day swhere I am stuck at work
@RоryMcCune They don't want terrorists to be able to encrypt their communications. The funny thing? Terrorists will do that regardless of the laws in the United States.
Because they don't care about our laws. lol
In the end, it comes down to control.
The ability to control your communications
In the end, it doesn't even matter.
Simon is back
brb, changing his ava and nick to 000 again.
I liked him better as triple zeor
zero
13:53
When you release something to people to use you have no way of determining what they do with it
NOBODY GOT THE LINKIN PARK REFERENCE?
I'm ashamed of all of you.
Encryption is required fore EVERYONE so that privacy can be reestablished again after all the NSA has done
It may not last long with the fact that they are building and using Quantum computers.
Base Encryption will not be enough for long.
All encryption will eventually be broken
Until there is only security by obscurity! (kidding)
@Adi It still sucks though. :/
@MarkHulkalo Even the one-time pad?
@MarkHulkalo On the Internet, nobody knows that you're using a long URL to protect your intranet.
13:57
@Simon welcome back!
@Simon I AM PROUD OF EVERYONE. EXCEPT @Simon.
@AviD Thanks, NO THANKS TO YOU.
What kind of a Canadian is named Simon?
@MarkHulkalo There is only Zuul.
I've never heard of a Simonized Canadian
@MarkHulkalo A French Canadian one?
13:58
aaaaand its weekend. catcha later, y'all.
Dude in Elementary School we were 3 Simons in the same god damn class.
So, everyone would make up a nickname for me and I was damn fine with it.
I was the only one with my name for... forever.
I've never been in a class with someone who had the same name.
In High school, everyone agreed on one nickname to rule them all. People even forgot my real name at one point.
Good times.
What was your nickname? Triple Zero?
No, Pitt.
Because I'm as charismatic as Brad Pitt.
(I just made that up)
14:02
Brad Pitt is charismatic?
@MarkHulkalo How on earth would someone not charismatic marry Angelina Jolie?
TELL ME.
ME.
YVES PLS
:)
14:04
I'll take Kate Beckinsale any day
Han cheap shot first
Yes he did, we know.
I'm glad he did.
Shoot first, or get shot.
But he owed the guy moneys @@@
And now he doesn't
Two banthas with one blaster.
14:08
He still does, he didn't owe money to the guy he shot, he was just a bounty hunter.
No, he had his girlfriend choke his debtor.
Three banthas with 1 blaster and 1 girlfriend
You're a girlfriend.
It's true, but I'm pretty.
Who just pushed a session management modification to prod on a Friday? Oh yes it's #me.
@Simon Does it break the trunk?
14:12
Naaaaah.
But it does invalidate all the current logged in sessions.
GET REKT SONS
I bet that impacted your 1 user
All 5 of them.
@Simon For what kind of program/app?
National secret, sorry.
@Simon imaganative
14:15
@Simon Canada doesn't have any secrets worth anything.
Next step is to change the password hashing algorithm for something more modern: from ROT13 to ROT26.
@Simon keystone?
I would recommend keeping it at ROT13
I can't be bothered to modify my Simon-hacker al gore rhythm
@Simon pls ROT 39
Surely ROT TEN is best?
14:19
@RоryMcCune Only if you limit the passwords to decimal digits.
That is a very important implementation detail that is often forgotten.
@Simon hahahaha
@kalina kalinuh pls you've made me hit some sort of kernel panic with this.
@Simon nice to see even simple comments can make your panic
What is this sorcery of downloading a kernel update at 167 KB/s?
Do I look like someone who lives in a pyramid?
Yeah the Canadian mirror for Ubuntu updates seems to be le dead.
Silly Canadians.
14:35
#canada
Sweet
Got a 3000 mile drive ahead of me in a few days
@MarkHulkalo have you considered.... a plane?
That's 4828.032 commie units
@RоryMcCune I wish. I left a vehicle on the other side of the country.
14:38
@MarkHulkalo An Honda Civic?
#rekt
@Simon Toyota Kamikaze
That's a bike.
No it's not.
Is it JDM or something?
@MarkHulkalo Vancouver is a long way away for sure
Ah, no. It's a US-made car.
14:40
@MarkHulkalo Right-hand drive?
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Left-side
@RоryMcCune Wish I was going there. It's pretty much California.
Is it modded or something?
Does it have a 2JZ in it?
Why did the damn chicken cross the road?
@MarkHulkalo did you win it in a poker game in Vegas?
Just a Mulsane, Simon
And yes, Rory.
Mulsanne*
Put it in the nearest trash can then!
14:42
I would, but getting tired of driving my wife's minivan to work
o lawd
Poor soul.
Kids, don't have kids, this is what will happen to you.
I don't mind driving it, I just don't like putting on 1k miles every month on it
@MarkHulkalo when you say mulsanne, you mean a Bentley Mulsanne, or some other car called that?
14:43
Yes
But I'm also lying because internet
Or because you're a compulsive liar.
I guessed
Bentley Mulsanne, yes
that seemed likely
simon's baaaack
14:44
aw yuh
And it could be 1000, 2000, or 3000 miles
Tempted to get a Fusion Hybrid, though
@MarkHulkalo can we have one fucking day when no one's trying to murder people in large groups?
@Ohnana I wish :/
My wife feels afraid to even go outside
Other than shopping with me, she hasn't left the house in a bit
what country are you in?
@kalina Are you aware of any deal on VSTs or hardware synths or whatevs on black Friday?
@MarkHulkalo Not bad but I feel like I'd prefer some hardware right now actually.
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@AustinHartzheim Pure one-time pads are practically fictional
We send stuff with known patterns
Files
Messages with known headers
Languages with known letter frequencies
With known popular words
@Adi but still possible. My point is that some cryptography is probably secure, thus negating the idea that all cryptography will be broken some day.
@Ohnana He's in Canada, the US and the UK
I'm actually in the U.S.
We live near a rather large muslim population, hence why she doesn't want to go outside.
14:49
She?
o I just read the top post
Carry on, lads.
But does your wife have a ween?
Personally I find most muslims to be no different than us
@MarkHulkalo i live two blocks from a mosque
and by demonizing calm, rational muslims she's just following along with what isis wants
Well, we've been in areas where they've quite literally killed a lot of people
Or as Adam Hills had taken to calling them, Cystisis
@Simon if I answer this you'll narrow down stores I use
14:54
The 2014 Kunming attack was a terrorist attack in the Chinese city of Kunming, Yunnan, on 1 March 2014. The incident, targeted against civilians, left 29 civilians and 4 perpetrators dead with more than 140 others injured. The attack has been called a "massacre" by some news media. At around 9:20 pm local time, a group of eight knife-wielding men and women attacked passengers at the city's railway station. Both male and female attackers were seen to pull out long-bladed knives and proceed to stab and slash passengers. At the scene, police killed four assailants and captured one injured female....
@Simon do you have anything specific in mind?
do you still just have the tb3?
@MarkHulkalo that attack had nothing to do with muslims though... it was chinese political separatists
@Ohnana But you're right, and I've told her that.
No, actually, it was Xinjiang muslims
I've met some really cool muslims in China, most of them wouldn't do that
@MarkHulkalo 99% of them are cool
14:57
Yeah, I work with several. They are awesome
Problem is when religion gets into politics
or the lone nutter
@JourneymanGeek that would still leave about 21 million that are not
which is like 10 times the population of my country
@TildalWave: is a bit of a problem, yes
There are a lot of nutters out there who would kill for any reason
but that's true of any religion
and most of the murderous idiots?
are probably idiot street thuggish sorts
lead by cowards who hide in their caves, metaphorical or actual.
14:59
also, all religion is stupid, I don't care how you call your gowd, he or she is imaginary, a fairy tale made up entity and if you're killing in the name of that then you're a moron
heh.
I'm religious. Vaguelu

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