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21:00
What do you do at work?
@MarkHulkalo Design PC boards, write firmware, windows software, some general tech support, lots of training for new employees on the production floor
Some scripting for fully automated flow calibration
Oh yeah, I remember.
Is that the Subway dude?
Wow, he got fat. Must not have Subway in prison.
21:06
Yeah
he asked for a 5 year sentence? seriously dude
nmap.org/7 <--- shiney new nmap...
ipv6 improvements \o/
Nice
@RоryMcCune Thank you
just in time. i'm staring down two huge ipv6 blocks for testing
21:09
@MarkHulkalo no worries, although paranoid that I am I'm going to hold off installing till they have sigs available for it :)
> 7. Extreme Portability
Yeah but can it be ported to Arduino?
I hope so, @DavidFreitag
Portable network scanner the size of a flash drive
@DavidFreitag duuuude
@Ohnana Yeah, wtf. 5.6 TB of child porn
Sickening
21:11
@Ohnana Someone needs new trousers.
@DavidFreitag as if i'm wearing trousers
Giggity.
15.6 years? Put the 6 in front of the 1, clearly
I'm referring to Jared Fogle, not David...
that's an average sentence for child sex crimes
it was a little bit more than state/federal guidelines
@MarkHulkalo Hey I just purged 5.6TB of porn to free up space on my NAS
21:17
@RоryMcCune Sadly repositories are still pushing nmap 6.x (antergos' usually up-to-date repository is pushing 6.47). Yes, I know I can actually just download and install it, but I like managing these things with pacman :)
@Herringbone_Cat they just released it, calm your titties
@Ohnana They? You mean Fyodor? ;)
it's one guy?
Yeah. Hail Fyodor. He gets respect++ from me.
goddamn
21:19
@Herringbone_Cat That's just one. Why not at least 100?
@Herringbone_Cat nah there's a squad working on it now
respect += 100;
fyodor started it
but he's not the only dev
not by a long way
@RоryMcCune Ah didn't realize that. I know from the nmap-hackers list he got a bunch of google summer of code kids to contribute, but didn't realize he had a whole team of active devs not doing it as part of an internship
@MarkHulkalo because that's too much to type and the ++ is commonly understood by dorks ;)
I couldn't tell you active numbers without checking it, but I'm fairly sure there's a number of contributors now...
21:22
=p
Is nmap open source?
@RоryMcCune A quick look at nmap's change log reveals you're absolutely correct, almost all the changes are from other developers. Looks like Fyodor is just maintaining the project at this point.
@DavidFreitag but of course
Maybe I will make a USB stick sized network scanner
With an SD card and some sort of ARM chip
@Herringbone_Cat just as well really, one man projects are likely to die off when life gets in the way... building a good team is crucial to longevity
21:23
@DavidFreitag i'm sure something already exists..nmap is such a standard tool
@raesene @nmap Thanks for the reminder! Fyodor's working on it now.
@Herringbone_Cat Oh yeah well I don't give a flightless toss.
^^heh, they forgot the digital sigs for this release :)
@RоryMcCune Definitely true. Whenever I see clothes from a one-man brand, I usually buy extra because I anticipate the brand won't exist anymore.
I reminded 'em (not that I'm paranoid or anythin)
21:25
@RоryMcCune I prefer analog sigs.
@Herringbone_Cat you're a standard tool
inb4 simon
@AviD This +1
@RоryMcCune so, no one-click build'n'release?
@AviD I suppose I DID walk right into that one. :)
@AviD I guess not, although they do quite a few platforms, so I guess that could be tricky to fully automate...
21:27
@RоryMcCune I would think the opposite.
@RоryMcCune Nothing a bash script can't handle.
@AviD we you are contrary
@RоryMcCune heh.
@Herringbone_Cat well they do windows and mac binaries, as well as rpms/debs, so some kind of VM farm, remote compilatio would be needed
no, I meant davka because there are more platforms, its trickier to do manually, and thus the need to automate.
21:29
+ automating the digital sigs would be potentially tricky assuming an offline key is used (which you'd hope)
@RоryMcCune buildmaster could handle that with ease
@RоryMcCune Nope! You just have all the discrete build servers copy their images to a directory, and run a bash script to sign each one. :)
And yes, any half decent build machine e.g. Jenkins will do this for you
@AviD @Herringbone_Cat hey , ya know nmap is Open source, I bet you could offer to help them with it :)
@RоryMcCune well yeah, I guess if its offline you cant purely automate it... but you can kickoff a workflow to prompt for it.
@AviD Is that free?
21:30
@Herringbone_Cat multiple machines needed
@DavidFreitag pretty sure they do have a free version
@RоryMcCune Yes, I'm sure Fyodor wants to give me his code signing certificate so I can "help" with any "issues" :)
@RоryMcCune hey now, you're the hipster devops guy
@Herringbone_Cat you could set up a process that allowed him to do key injection at release time :)
@AviD No, not really. You can sign windows binaries on linux with mono, for example.
@AviD pls, Mr Node.JS writing, MBPro ownin' person
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21:32
@Herringbone_Cat ah, I meant the building.
@RоryMcCune pffft.
@AviD Oh sure you'll need build agents to compile, but not sign.
Maybe I should use nmap instead of my homebrew scnaner
scanner*
Now that they have IPv6 support
'cause mine isn't the best
homebrew is only good when its beer
BUT I HAD IPV6 SUPPORT 5 YEARS AGO
21:35
@MarkHulkalo oh very nice. I bet this year you were actually able to find some computers to test that on.
@DavidFreitag pls Red Homer, dont go simoning up the place
actually that is kinda nice
@AviD It gets a little wub wub, but it's a nice wub wub
I've been using ipv6 at home for like, 3 years now, basically google works over ipv6 and everything else is still ipv4. :)
Unfortunately ipv6 support in my office would require upgrading all the switches from the already-extremely-expensive Cisco Catalysts we have, because they don't do ipv6...
I hate ipv6
21:39
What's funny is I remember talking about ipv6 adoption on IRC when I was like 14, and starting to learn it then expecting by the time I was like, 16, it would be the norm
boy was i wrong on that one
(I'm 31 now :-P)
Yeah, I remember it way back then
I was expecting the same thing
I'm a year older, though :p
When I was 14 I was busy deciding which crayon I should use to color in spongebob
I was busy writing HTML / Javascript at 14
I lived in my own world until I was like 18
And reading the anarchist's cookbook
21:42
When @000 was 14, he was hanging out in the DMZ.
Actually I started reading the cookbook a lot earlier than that.
@AviD Isn't he 15?
Home time.
exactly.
@MarkHulkalo I distinctly recall trying to get a vending machine to spit out random quarters and sodas by spraying salt water into the change slot with a super soker. Read this on a BBS textfile.
I think my friends still have a picture of my ass at 14 with combat boots and a leather jacket on, super soakering a vending machine and wondering why nothing happened aside from salt water being everywhere
Adi
Adi
This is very very odd
I've just received a delivery notification from DHL for a package from Whyteleafe, UK
No clue who sent it
@Adi You mean a phishing attempt? :)
Adi
Adi
21:44
Nope. Got it to my door
A paper from DHL with a serial number
@Adi FWIW not me guv...
Adi
Adi
I looked it up on their website. Indeed, from Whyteleafe to my city
@DavidFreitag You should listen to my friend DJ Hypnotoad's music. :-P
@Adi I bet it was @kalina.
21:46
@Adi possibility of an order made whilst inebriated?
@Herringbone_Cat Well if you link me instead of suggesting me maybe I would be
Adi
Adi
@RоryMcCune I checked my PayPal, eBay, online bank statement, etc.
Nothing
@Adi Perhaps it was an admirer.
@Adi hmmm how odd... someone you know buying you pressies form the UK (although that's an odd starting location...)
21:47
@DavidFreitag I think it is highly unlikely you will be able to tolerate it, but if you can, perhaps you've done more drugs than I think!
@Herringbone_Cat Yeah the guy in that picture looks like he's done some shit
Adi
Adi
I'll find out tomorrow. I'll call DHL to see what's up
> To the south of Whyteleafe are the headquarters of Gold Group International, the largest employer in the parish boundaries.
@DavidFreitag Damn good programmer too.
and that's a sex toy manufacturer apparently
21:49
oh man
@Herringbone_Cat I'm sure there's a mood I have that would enjoy that, but the one I'm in right now doesn't like it.
LOL someone shipped @Adi a vibrator.
3
Adi
Adi
I'll find out tomorrow. I'll call DHL to see what's up
@DavidFreitag Did you do it? :D
@DavidFreitag The mood is having done 100+ hits of acid, then all of a sudden, it makes sense. :)
@Adi Heh, I don't know your address. I still have the envelope you sent to me but for the life of me I can't find any return shipping
psytrance is an acquired taste. But I think it's actually good hacker music, at least a lot of it.
21:51
The music I really enjoy is heavily dependent on my mood and what I'm doing
Adi
Adi
@DavidFreitag I don't usually put a return address
Like right now I'm really feeling some Monstercat
@Adi Besides, if I was going to ship you a sex toy I'd clue you up about it so you at least get the chance to get excited while you wait.
@DavidFreitag and then send him something else just to increase the disappointment
@AviD Like a bag of gummy dicks?
lol wat
Adi
Adi
21:54
@AviD You know, like gummy bears
but with dicks
Gummy Avis, if you may :D
pffft
@DavidFreitag okay thats a real thing. I see.
still not as bad as the package of glitter.
brb ordering for myself
@AviD You can also ship a large box full of elephant shit to someone.
Or a glitter bomb
Open the box BWOOOOF glitter everywhere
⋆ Package contained bobcat shit. Would not buy again.
21:56
@DavidFreitag yeah, I said
@Gilles ooh maybe @Adi's package is a bobcat. That would be fun.
Sending a package with a bobcat to a random recipient... NEW STARTUP!
@AviD with free shipping… someone running a bot will have a nice surprise!
@DavidFreitag she has a good voice
@AviD too late, it's been done
@RоryMcCune duh thats what we're talking about
22:03
@AviD sorry I must've missed the reference to the XKCD cartoon
@RоryMcCune tsk, no tooltip. Bad oneboxing there
> Package contained bobcat
5 mins ago, by Gilles
@AviD with free shipping… someone running a bot will have a nice surprise!
@AviD No, "Package contained bobcat shit"
@DavidFreitag okay - Hamish and I were playing that thinking, "the metal drumbeat is gonna kick in sometime..."
@DavidFreitag you think the package had indoor plumbing?
you tricked us
22:04
@AviD I didn't know you were refrencin XKCD tho' talking about bobcat shit ain't the same thing
@RoryAlsop Hehehe nope
I'll just leave this here: soundcloud.com/alomasteele
@RоryMcCune pls, this
note the day six.
@Gilles' references were spot-on, and not at all subtle if you ask me.
@AviD what day 6
@RоryMcCune Tooltip
22:07
ahh
@AviD too subtle for me
well you're british, a bulldozer would be too subtle ;-)
@AviD pls or your post-extemporizing
Hey guys
heh
Anyone know how to enable the sa account on a SQL server without an admin account into SQL?
22:09
@JukEboX yes. Don't do it.
sa accounts should be disabled.
@JukEboX so you don't have an admin account and you want to enable a currently disabled admin account?
ah missed that part.
if you can pull that off without other access, let me know how, would be useful on tests
hehehe
@AviD I need to get in as sa to reenable a locked out account and change the password
@or
22:10
you can do that as any admin
@RоryMcCune I did find a way to change the password but not enable it fromoutside the DB
@DavidFreitag Her voice is so fantastic.
@JukEboX I should think so
@JukEboX Just use sudo
@DavidFreitag ?
22:13
@JukEboX Heh, it was a dumb joke, carry on
@JukEboX its a limnux joke
I know, hence the joke.
@JukEboX simple, dont use sa
ever, for anything
Stupid question: What does SA stand for?
@DavidFreitag System Administrator, at a guess
@AviD That was my first guess too
@JukEboX STOP trying to recover the SA password
just use a normal admin
But what if there are no other admins?
aint no such thang
22:16
You say that
and even if it were possible, that would be stupid
Which is probably why he is trying to recover the SA password..
when you shut off SQL authentication, you need to be logged in as a non-SQL admin.
ergo there is another admin...
Yeah... the SA
QED
@DavidFreitag no, the SA is a SQL account.
you want to be shutting that off anyway.
22:18
@AviD YOU'RE NOT MY PROOFS PROFESSOR
@AviD there are no other admin
@JukEboX yes, there are
@AviD I am a domain admin and it does not let me is using Windows Authentication
@DavidFreitag my name is Quentin Edward Daniels. QED.
22:19
Get rekt ovid
@JukEboX ahh but are you a LOCAL admin.
@AviD This is a Server 2008 R2 there are no local admins
But doesn't Domain Admin => Local Admin?
@JukEboX there's your third mistake, why no upgrades?
@DavidFreitag could be, maybe, not always
@AviD Moneys?
@AviD Why the hell would you want to do that..
22:20
@JukEboX huh whut does that even mean
@AviD that is part of the constraints I am working with
@DavidFreitag domain admin but not local? Of course, why would you not?
@AviD there are DOMAIN admins but a Domain controller does not have local admin accounts it only has Domain Admins
@AviD Because you're dumb?
ah well
@JukEboX wait wait, the DB is installed on the DC?
22:22
@AviD The DB is the DC, man.
@DavidFreitag >.<
@AviD yes
and there you have your 4th mistake
I can't wait to hear what the DA and DD are being used for
22:23
I am not counting chronologically, of course.
@AviD I am cleaning up someones mess here. I didn't build this
@JukEboX Nuke it from orbit and restart
@DavidFreitag he said, he's logged in as a DA. I really hope they dont have a DD
@DavidFreitag concur
you can backup the dbf
@AviD Oh, well then DD and DE. I can't wait to hear about those.
22:24
@JukEboX pre-Win2K AD stuff....
@AviD
@DavidFreitag dunno what DE is, but I've just recently had to see some DDE code.
@AviD No, I'm just messing around pulling acronyms from a dark damp place.
@JukEboX though I'm pretty sure the DA should actually have DB access anyway.
@DavidFreitag ah, where they keep the DD.
22:26
@AviD But should the DB have access to the DC? And what if the DB wants to order a pizza who is expected to make that call, the DA or the DC?
I have tried multiple accounts with domain admin but I can't get into the the DB using windows auth at all
says failed login
@JukEboX Try using a hammer
@DavidFreitag the DA would typically look up the number in the DC, but the DC damn well shouldnt be able to call out.
@JukEboX are you sure its an auth issue?
@AviD Ok, so the DA call, but who pays? Surely not the DB
@DavidFreitag the VP
22:27
@AviD it says Login Failed
@JukEboX what if you restart in single user mode?
@JukEboX dig in
error logs and such
@AviD Yeah but what if the VP is on vacation in southeast China?
you have ceased making sense
And if the DB comes down with the measles, how ever will the DC cope?
had you said Thailand, or Japan, it would have been reasonable, but southeast China? Please.
22:30
@AviD I know, but she insisted.
@DavidFreitag the DBA should have no special permissions on the DC at all.
or the AD in general.
She was born there before her parents emigrated to the US.
... I'm going back to the bobcat
@AviD Damn man, everyone hating on the DA
I want firebird back
22:32
@DavidFreitag no, the DBA. Apparently, he horsec***ed it up real good.
@AviD lol did you really just censor yourself?
Also, horses can't have roosters, they don't have any rights.
of c***se I did
wth??
@AviD I think wth is the sound that someone makes when they hold in a sneeze
Oh dear.
cc:\ @RoryAlsop ^
@Herringbone_Cat I didn't actually try anything, I just wanted to learn about it. :p
@DavidFreitag nope. 2 problems - the spectrum analyser was not displaying the analysis of the track, and it appears to be some kind of trance, not rock or metal...
She does still have a good voice though
22:44
@RoryAlsop Heh, it does say [Trance]
@MarkHulkalo Yo when you going to send me teh codes
I need to recreate it on C#
in*
And I'm gonna start with the UI, I guess
The editor
I'll be leaving work soon
I finished early.
I'm not doing work
Heh, you can't even stand up properly :b
I can listen to music very well even when reclining, prone or supine
22:54
@RoryAlsop Any better?
I should pay Laura Brehm to record her voice saying random things.
Slightly, however I'm married to a nurse. So while normally she has no sympathy, when a bad illness comes along she insists on treat and treatment, so I only get to sneak a wee bit of work and SE moderation when she is out of the house
@DavidFreitag don't know who that is
But presumably she still lets you have a gin?
No alcohol allowed
That's cute, Rory. :>
The drugs explicitly say no alcohol
:-(
I know
Maybe you need to quit the alcohol forever.
So she bought you some non-alcoholic gin then?
22:57
Or as my people call it, the FIREWATER
What do you mean "my people"?!
I still can't believe it's almost Thanksgiving already.
I'm a redskin
Genuine redskin

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