The DMZ

AviD

13:01

@kalina PONY

Rоry McCune

If I got four nickels every time I said 'paradigms' in a posh voice I'd have a pair a dimes

Tweeted by ItsAndyRyan on November 18, 2015 at 1:02 PM

AviD

You should be ashamed.

000

So many words that I don't understand in that tweet.

Journeyman Geek

That is terrible and glorious

000

Nickels? Paradigms? Posh? DIMES?

PAIR?!?!?!?

kalina

13:07

@RоryMcCune I don't get it

AviD

@000 "have"??

000

@AviD FOUR?!?

AviD

@000 "four"?? I can only count to three!!

dmmit. :-(

000

:D

AviD

hey @LucasKauffman you around? I'se got a Big4 q for you...

000

13:09

Is that how you call your ween?

Rоry McCune

@kalina a nickel is 5 US cents, so four nickels == 20 US cents . 20 US cents == 2 Dimes (A dime is 10 US Cents), two dimes is a "pair a dimes", "Pair a dimes" when said with an upper-class british accent would sound somewhat like the word "Paradigms"

AviD

@000 ... "lucas"...? Jeez no.

000

pls

AviD

@RоryMcCune wow you actually made that pun worse.

Journeyman Geek

He calls it the destroyer of worse.

worlds?

Rоry McCune

13:10

@AviD what @kalina didn't understand it, so I explained

AviD

no wait, your explanation is actually better than the pun itself.

000

I remember when I went to Toronto when I was about 14 y/o and saw an arcade machine requesting "loonies" and "toonies", I was like: "WHAT IS THIS CURRENCY?"

AviD

@000 like, last month?

Rоry McCune

Mets Bucket Hat Guy Returns to "The Tonight Show"

►

000

@AviD No, 2 years from now.

Rоry McCune

13:12

@AviD I was chanelling that guy a bit when writing it

Mark Hulkalo

paradigms... pair of dimes

lmfao

M'vy

pls

AviD

@RоryMcCune heh

oh damn thats a great line

> YOUR NIGHTMARES ARE MY FAIRY TALES

Mark Hulkalo

Note to self: can't wear your wife's shirt to work. Got 'em mixed up

000

pls Markus you're like 12, you can't have a wife.

AviD

13:16

@MarkHulkalo s/shirt/underwear/

Mark Hulkalo

@AviD How did you know?!

M'vy

@MarkHulkalo TWSS

kalina

@RоryMcCune oic

reading things with a british accent is not something I usually do

Journeyman Geek

@MarkHulkalo he has a direct line to ceiling cat.

@kalina its gud fun luv.

kalina

I am not your love, or your lass, or duck, or chick, or any other animal

000

13:30

lololol

Rоry McCune

@kalina is blud ok?

M'vy

@000 considering a name change again ?

000

I'm way too lazy for that.

kalina

@RоryMcCune unleashing a highly virulent plague in scotland just to ensure that I got you is not beyond me

Rоry McCune

@kalina so you're not a fan of london youth slang I take it?

000

13:32

pls youth slang from anywhere sucks.

kalina

not a fan of london tbh

too many people, too much pollution, etc

shame there are so many clubs there

Rоry McCune

@kalina you could just reject playing there "ohh Lahdahn mate, you must be havin' a turkish I wan't play there for less than 10 Monkeys!"

RoraΖ

London's pollution is nothing compared to New York or Los Angeles

000

Or when I wake up and fart.

kalina

@RoraΖ I'm more tolerant of pollution when the sun is shining and I'm sat on a beach

and NYC is bad but different

000

13:44

beach whore

AviD

@kalina I read that book.

Terry Chia

@AviD The hint is "cybersecurity".

CYBER

CYBER ALL THE THINGS

kalina

did somebody say cyber?

Rоry McCune

@kalina @TerryChia apparently, is right into his "Cybering"

Terry Chia

@RоryMcCune I'm cybering all the cybers.

JukEboX

13:59

Morning

kalina

oh no, he's here, afk

Mark Hulkalo

@kalina GCHQ might find that interesting. :x You are nowon the list.

now on*

Rоry McCune

@MarkHulkalo pls everyone in this room is on a list

Mark Hulkalo

True :(

Rоry McCune

with some of the characters in here + 2/3 degrees of separation

I mean have you met @AviD :op

Mark Hulkalo

14:02

Haha, so you read the finer details

AviD

@RоryMcCune you're on everyone's "list"

Rоry McCune

@AviD why thank you

AviD

@RоryMcCune heeeeeyyyy... no wait, that is fair.

kalina

I can confirm that he is on my tokill list

AviD

Especially since I just told the secret hushhush guvmint types to stop bugging me.

Mark Hulkalo

14:03

lol

kalina

GCHQ doesn't stand a chance anyway, in the event they capture me I will just unleash the plague

like I haven't set up a properly scary perimeter of nuclear weapons around cheltenham

Mark Hulkalo

Lol

Rоry McCune

@kalina aaannnd welcome to the GCHQ analyst now joining us after that little cluster of keywords

Mark Hulkalo

Thanks for getting me on a list, kalina

kalina

"under the authority of GCHQ" doesn't mean anything when GCHQ is a crater

@MarkHulkalo WMD nuclear president obama america muslim isis genocide

2

hijacking

TildalWave

14:05

@kalina you're responsible for skyfall?

kalina

@TildalWave how do you know about project skyfall

OH NOES

ARE YOU NSA

oh it's a James Bond movie

dammit, I just revealed my hand over a movie

#opsecfail

TildalWave

@kalina no I actually work for a living :P

Mark Hulkalo

Hey the NSA works hard.

Someone has to catalog your dick pics for later blackmail.

kalina

@MarkHulkalo the public relations department certainly does

Mark Hulkalo

It's a lot of time and effort to get them

Journeyman Geek

14:08

Someone watched John Oliver I see

kalina

@MarkHulkalo and zoom to see anything

Mark Hulkalo

First we have to watch your webcam

LMAO

Wait, did I say "we"? Sorry, I mean "they."

kalina

after zooming to that degree it required a DWave2 to clean it up

Journeyman Geek

@kalina: blow up enhance

Mark Hulkalo

enhance!

kalina

14:09

c'mon I was already there

you can't steal it from me

JukEboX

aww I was going to say that

Mark Hulkalo

]Shots being fired at Saint-Denis in Northern Paris right now

...I'm getting this news 9 hours later

TildalWave

yeah

was a raid

JukEboX

Yeah 2 dead

1 lady blew herself up

Journeyman Geek

@MarkHulkalo heh, I think the french police were like "Oh hey guys, we've been watching these idiots for a while, lets finally go in"

@JukEboX a police dog died :(

kalina

14:10

@JukEboX she's doing it wrong

TildalWave

@JukEboX ladies don't blow themselves up

JukEboX

@TildalWave was it you I was talking to yesterday about anonymous?

@JourneymanGeek OH NOES!!!!!! :(

Mark Hulkalo

@Jub

Journeyman Geek

@TildalWave those cowardly arses probably thought no one would shoot a woman.

Mark Hulkalo

@JukEboX It was me, I think? I was complaining that they're the NSA or something.

JukEboX

14:11

This is a little late engadget.com/2015/11/18/uk-darpa-for-cybersecurity

TildalWave

@JukEboX not that I'd remember ... but I am almost as old as @Rory so that will happen :)

StackExchange

Researchers just found the gene responsible for mistakenly thinking we've found the gene for specific things. It's the region between the start and the end of every chromosome, plus a few segments in our mitochondria.

JukEboX

engadget.com/2015/11/18/uk-darpa-for-cybersecurity

@TildalWave you wanted proof of their work. I got a hold of the pastebin this morning. I can't send it to you from work here but I can later if you like

It is quite thorough

Mark Hulkalo

You sure it was him? I wanted proof of their work

TildalWave

ah no that wasn't me

probably @AviD

JukEboX

14:12

@MarkHulkalo sorry I have the link to it at home

I checked it this morning. It has grown expoentially

Mark Hulkalo

Nice

TildalWave

I tend not to doubt in people I know nothing about

JukEboX

I support them 100%. I like what they are doing

#OpISIS #OpKKK #OpWBC all worth it

Mark Hulkalo

Well, yeah. They don't seem to go after good folks... at least I hope they aren't.

I have no problem with targeting those three groups :p

JukEboX

There are numerous others.

AviD

14:14

@TildalWave I dont even know what youre talking about

TildalWave

what's WBC?

kalina

weren't anonymous responsible for the celebrity photo hack

JukEboX

Westburough Baptist Church

Mark Hulkalo

Westboro Baptist Church

TildalWave

@AviD yeah but you're assuming that I do

Mark Hulkalo

14:15

@kalina Probably an employee.

JukEboX

Westboro Baptist Church

Westboro Baptist Church (WBC) is an unaffiliated Baptist church known for its hate speech, especially against LGBT people (homophobia), Jews (antisemitism), and politicians. The church is categorized as a hate group and is monitored as such by the Anti-Defamation League and the Southern Poverty Law Center. It was headed by Fred Phelps (although shortly before his death in March 2014, church representatives said that the church had not had a defined leader in "a very long time"), and consists primarily of members of his extended family; in 2011, the church stated that it had about 40 members. The...

@kalina no that was a 4chan hack

TildalWave

never heard of them

Mark Hulkalo

Nah, @TildalWave That was me

JukEboX

I wish I had the time to do more to help out myself .

AviD

anonymous targets are random, or effectively so anyway.

Mark Hulkalo

14:16

You've never heard of WBC? Haha. Lucky you

JukEboX

Oh jeez this is even worse!

engadget.com/2015/11/17/isis-24-hour-help-desk-encryption

Mark Hulkalo

Well basically they picket funerals of soldiers, etc. They hold up signs, "God hates fags!", "God hates soldiers!"

AviD

any skiddie in anonymous can decide to grab a few friends and go after a target.

Mark Hulkalo

All you have to do is click a button on a website :/

Low-orbit ion cannon, and DDoS a target

Which does... next to nothing.

AviD

I remember not so long ago when "Anonymous is attacking all Pro-Israeli sites!" whilst in parallel "Anonymous is attacking all Anti-Israel sites!"

Mark Hulkalo

14:17

Anyone can claim to be anonymous. I could hack all your damn gibsons and blame it on anonymous, and everyone will think the hacker group did it.

TildalWave

@MarkHulkalo I've heard of a Phelps. Not Fred but Michael tho. And IIRC he's an Aussie

kalina

so anyway, following on from France

apparently part of the London Underground just got evacuated

Journeyman Geek

One swims. The other, tossing into the sea would be animal abuse cause the poor sharks.

@MarkHulkalo does one hack a gibson with an axe?

kalina

the hack the gibson animation from hackers should be overdubbed with a whole new world from alladin

JukEboX

@MarkHulkalo there is some accountablility to them. The collective knows what hacks are them legit and which are not. There are a lot of rogue groups out there like the Teens group that hacked the banks and stuff. They are not affiliated

TildalWave

14:19

@JourneymanGeek how do they baptize people then?

JukEboX

@kalina are you affected by what is happening in France or anything?

kalina

no, too far north

Journeyman Geek

@TildalWave In a font? which probablu immediately turns red.

JukEboX

@MarkHulkalo teen group hacked the Arrest Record Database. Not affiliated

@kalina good.

ISIS related attack this morning rt.com/news/322488-nigeria-market-blast-yola

Mark Hulkalo

@JourneymanGeek How the heck are you in IT security? Clearly, you hit the ENTER button to hack someone. In some cases, if the target is really tough, you can hit the space button a few times.

I know this because I watched hackers!!

Journeyman Geek

14:22

@MarkHulkalo I'm a forensics guy (by training). I just zoom in and enhance.

Mark Hulkalo

@TildalWave There are a lot of phelps. But basically they're completely insane.

Oh, understandable. My bad!

Journeyman Geek

(my last job was tech support. Hopefully I'll be employed again soon. Money is goot)

Mark Hulkalo

Yeah I'm a full stack guy

but right now, doing web dev and stuff

also dabble in forensics

kalina

@JukEboX in all honesty if the frequency of these things is going to settle around "one a day", I'm moving elsewhere

Journeyman Geek

I'm not a coder. My main passion is hardware, my degree's in forensics and ISM, and I worked 8 months at a VFX shop before being let go ;p

Mark Hulkalo

14:24

I like hardware too

Journeyman Geek

@kalina considering that's in africa, another planet maybe?

JukEboX

@kalina my wife and I talked about accepting displaced and scared people. We have a room if you need it. Same with any one else here

kalina

@JourneymanGeek yes, basically

papua new guinea

JukEboX

Can anyone SS this for me? I really want to read it but it is blocked

thehackernews.com/2015/11/anonymous-hacker-isis.html

Hahhahaha really?!??!?!?! thehackernews.com/2015/11/isis-anonymous-hacking.html

kalina

@JukEboX it says "LOL this is a joke to wind up Jukebox"

TildalWave

14:25

@kalina oh right because you'd be totally safe there

kalina

@TildalWave totes

000

You people and your blocked websites make me laugh.

kalina

I like how when anonymous hack the government they're criminals hunted down by the FBI but when they hack ISIS they get funding

000

That's what you get for working for a big corp.

kalina

even though they're fundamentally hacking the same things, just targetting different end users

TildalWave

14:27

> Papua New Guinea is often labelled as potentially the worst place in the world for gender violence

kalina

@TildalWave sure, I'll turn up fully armed

I survived the boston wastelands post world war 3

Mark Hulkalo

@kalina Everyone has a plan until they get a spear in the mouth.

kalina

some random yokels who get mesmerized by powered lighting aren't something I'm going to worry about

JukEboX

@kalina yeah I figured. Seems like most things on the internet these days

AviD

@MarkHulkalo or an arrow to the knee.

kalina

14:30

@AviD I bet you don't even understand that

TildalWave

chances are it would be a dart in the neck

AviD

uhh no, I've heard it on the internet, I figured it was some weird young people slang.

000

lulz

Mark Hulkalo

@AviD Skyrim quote from a guard.

000

Old people are so clueless.

SHUSH MARKUS DON'T TELL HIM

Mark Hulkalo

14:31

"I used to be an adventurer like you until I took an arrow to the knee."

kalina

@MarkHulkalo you're basically a traitor

AviD

@MarkHulkalo duh

Mark Hulkalo

I know. :]

AviD

@MarkHulkalo I KNOW

kalina

you shall never be forgiven for your transgressions against the cool club

000

14:32

^

AviD

cue the incoming CH...

Skyrim Hoarders

►

000

Ew.

CH was cool when I was like 3 y/o.

And you old lads just keep posting CH stuff.

Mark Hulkalo

I had a dream who hoarded things in Elder Scrolls games forever

...I had a friend*

He had entire buildings literally filled with well-organized junk

Then he joined the NSA and disappeared from our lives. Some years later, he took secrets to Hong Kong and bounced, now he can't come back for some reason.

000

pls

TildalWave

@000 just two of them

basically @AviD and @RоryM

I wouldn't even have heard of CM if it wasn't for those two

now my life is ruined forewa

000

14:38

CH you tildol donut

Mark Hulkalo

@AviD Funny video, thanks.

TildalWave

hehehe yeah CH

000

@MarkHulkalo Shut up.

AviD

@MarkHulkalo just keep clicking through until you watch all of them.

TildalWave

or.... have a life

AviD

14:40

nah, which dya think is more fun

TildalWave

compared to your life or mine?

000

ARE YOU GONNA CHANGE MY NAME AND RESTORE MY GRAVATAR ALREADY OVID FOR DONUTS SAKE

AviD

wut

Mark Hulkalo

@000 Make me.

JukEboX

O jeez

000

14:42

!kb Markus

JukEboX

Wonder why I can't see my Gravatar in here

Mark Hulkalo

I see it. JBX?

Rory Alsop

@RоryMcCune Actually, my empeg does have a full webUI for almost everything, but sometimes you just need to get in at low level and hack firmware...

Mark Hulkalo

Feeling better, Rory?

000

His name is roro.

@kalina kalinuh pls those newcomers don't follow any non-written rules.

kalina

14:45

maybe we should set fire to all of them

000

I'm not usually a fan of setting people on fire but I feel like it is appropriate in this case.

kalina

oh well if you're going to agree with me then I'll have to disagree

000

Fine then I rest my case.

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