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21:00
#rekt
WEWT my 5X just left the factory
All by itself?
#Skynet
@Simon Nope, it's bringing a Fi sim kit with it
BLOODY HELL NINE PINGS WTF
21:07
Oh shit, hide the drugs @Avid is back
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99 LUFTBALLOONS
and I have no idea how many "ovid"s I didnt get pinged on
Nobody ever calls you that.
@David- The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.
I should change my name to "ovid" just to mess with @Simon
21:08
@AviD Eight gazzilion.
wat
@DavidFreitag omg your right!
@Simon IT'S RIGHT THERE IN THE STARWALL
oopsies
haha fail
21:10
@AviD i can't remember, do you live in israel?
@Ohnana Yes, in a pyramid.
Where its sandy
@Ohnana yes
@AviD oh man
@Simon or "if you can call that living"
@Ohnana okay?
21:11
there's a lot of scary news from those countries that's all
@Ohnana That's why he has a bomb shelter for living room.
@Ohnana ah yeah, it's more the hysteria that scares me
a hysterical mob is one of the scariest things
true
@AviD Are they really that funny?
@Arperum Please, that's ridiculous. The bomb shelter is my office.
21:12
lolololol
@AviD For some reason I could not come up with the word office, so I used some other room houses tend to have.
My english has the terrible habit of randomly forgetting simple words.
heh, you're illiterate.
@AviD @Arperum is more literate than some of my friends
@Ap
To be fair: sometimes I know a word in english, but can't figure out what it was in Dutch again...
21:14
@DavidFreitag of course, because your friends are all americans.
Which is annoying in a conversion you are holding in Dutch.
@AviD the rumor that all americans are stupid and fat is only mostly true.
What do you call someone who speaks two languages?
Bi-lingual.
What do you call someone who speaks three or more languages?
Multi-lingual.
was that supposed to be a joke
was that supposed to be a joke
21:15
What do you call someone who speaks only one language?




American.
oh it was
there ya go.
hahaha you're so original
ovid, you forgot about trilingual.
21:16
hey, I'm American-Israeli. That means I get to be illiterate in TWO languages.
i can go my entire day only speaking to native speakers, so learning any other language means i'd have no one to practice with... it's not like europe where i can just pop over another city and converse
^
but if you live anywhere in the south (near mexico cough) you get lots of spanish.
Or in Florida there's lots of cubans
The famed Bill Cosby had a bit on that.
And Hatians
I get to be illiterate in four. I can't really speak French though, I can read it. ANd German I can sorta read.
21:17
Or is it haitians? I don't know...
Europeans can get to another language by driving two hours, or a day and a half at most.
Americans can drive for eight days and not get to another language.
But america has many different dialects! E.g. Newjersians sound completely different from Texans
@AviD Exactly. That and the news here rarely if ever covers international stuff, so it's not surprising that we have no concept of "the rest of the world" because we all live in our little bubble
As if other languages don't have that
also, wtf @RоryMcCune? dem tags just seem wrong
@AviD That's not a dialect that's what is called an accent.
21:19
@AviD Well since your half Israeli ill give you a pass, but not even slightly true.
I can be in mexico in 19 hours and canada in 5
we abuse the room description freely, but I thought the tags were sacrosanct.
@AviD hey it was you and @kalina that kept objecting to my whimsical modifications of the tagline
@RоryMcCune He just likes to complain.
I can be in french speaking area in probably 15 minutes.
@David- hey, that was Cosby talking, and we all know how HE turned out.
his recognition of boundaries is not excellent, apparently.
21:20
@AviD LOL
At least his tail wasn't packed full of cocaine.
would anyone like some quality internet randomness
@RоryMcCune Always.
there you go some old-school quality internet randomness
@RоryMcCune What. THE. FUCK.
@RоryMcCune I am curious what they used as a source of entropy.
21:22
Shit I need a mop my brain leaked out of my nose
@DavidFreitag And when they do cover international stuff, it's usually "Hey, look at all the stuff we blew up!".
@DavidFreitag hey I hope you're not dissing the owner of gemsweater.com
Or "look at what the Royal family is up to!".
@Iszi I watch Top Gear for my exposure to international issues.
The room topic is boring.
The tags are boring.
HELL, IS THE CHAT AS BORING AS MY WEEN?
21:24
@Simon I don't know let's ask @lady.donut ?
@Simon Someone needs to retcon into the topics list.
@Iszi or "hey look at all this stuff that isnt american! We should totally go blow that stuff up!"
@Simon sources say yes
:OOOO
@AviD On this basis, you simply cannot blame a US citizen because they have no control over it.
21:24
2 mins ago, by David Freitag
@RоryMcCune What. THE. FUCK.
@RоryMcCune hahahaha
She didn't even laugh IRL.
I didn't hear a damn laugh.
She's such a fake.
@Simon prick
@Simon Yeah right, I be she laughed so hard she shot milk out of her nose.
@DavidFreitag "she" being @Simon typing in his other browser?
21:26
@RоryMcCune Also: the terrible greenscreen nonsense. Seriously. What. The. Fuck.
I bet @lady.donut is @Simon using IE.
@AviD Yeah, so, what's it to ya?
@DavidFreitag yeah, his milk.
@AviD pls she's using Chrome.
@Simon Weren't you like in your office, and she at home?
21:27
@lady.donut OOOOOOOOO
@Simon so what do you use?
@lady.donut That's gross.
@DavidFreitag :D
@Arperum Didn't you notice that I haven't spoke for about, erm, 45 minutes?
@AviD Chrome.
@Simon you're not making sense.
21:28
@Simon No. I was gone for a couple hours and just read the transcript.
@AviD Incognito mode.
pls all
@Arperum ahh
@Simon yeah right. Probably more like 2-3 minutes .
Get yer free flags here!
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RL.AdmiralXAssume this situation a victim running Windows XP is compromised by an attacker using metasploit, now the attacker wants to steal credentials for a certain site but it's encrypted via https, what can a attacker do to steal those credentials, and if you could please tell me every possible way to d...

I am good at conspiracy theories. I suck at believing in them though.
zzzz
21:29
@AviD No, he only makes canadian dollars.
Should I post a picture of her holding my ween?
Maybe that'd be some legit proof.
@Simon Not that anyone here would be able to recognize the output of an electron-scanning microscope.
pls
@Simon nah, it would just be your hand with nailpolish, and that would make everybody uncomfortable.
pls
21:30
or, worse, it would be somebody else.
but still your hand with nailpolish.
@AviD As if the other part of that photo wasn't going to be enough.
pls
really, this whole line of discussion is unpleasant.
@AviD Kind of like @Simon's ween mom?
@Iszi Magic.
21:32
I see a lot of you are interested in simon's ween
ma ween
Yes. Can we stop with the sex talk in here. It's been way over the top lately.
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@DavidFreitag FTFM
@lady.donut Measuring the smallest object in existence is an interesting topic, what can I say?
@lady.donut no, it's more that we're curious how you are.
21:32
@Iszi Care to share?
pls
yknow, like rubbernecking at a car crash.
@Arperum seconded.
@DavidFreitag ---strike this---
21:33
despite often being the incidental cause.
@Iszi Ooh, cool. Thanks.
I don't mind a little bit of it every now and then, but lately all that is talked about is sexual insults. And that's just stupid.
@AviD i'm good thanks!
rubberneckingwat
@Arperum its not the insults that is the worst, it is the details. Like, TMI, yaknow?
21:34
Do nipple clamps count as "sex talk" ?
@DavidFreitag Yes.
If you have to ask it probably counts.
Oh, I had better take them off then.
@DavidFreitag unless they are connected to an electric charge.
@AviD Wait you mean they make ones that aren't connected to a car battery?
I wonder what's more offensive: that fact that you guys think I'm a liar or the fact that you think no woman would want me.
21:36
@DavidFreitag lolol
@Simon At least you've got one
for the record, all joking aside, I at least know that @lady.donut is real, she is a real person, and a real she.
wat
YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT 2 MINS AGO
but that doesnt change the fact that we all think that @Simon is a liar and no woman could want him.
@Simon You need to close your blinds more often, man.
21:37
@Simon NO BUT I SAID IT NOW
we've all met her
well, seen her
wat
well, we saw her in your donut video
@AviD We have?
LOL
well, I meant ice bucket video
21:37
I bet that's a different girl.
I've trashed that donut #neverforget
Also, you can hear her laugh at the end of the IBC video.
Please, her opsec is mediocre.
wat
pffft
@AviD She's not in that video, you're thinking of @kisu in @Adi's video.
21:39
@DavidFreitag @kisu wasnt IN @adi's video.
OMG IS @lady.donut REALLY @KISU??? WAT.
oh yeah forgot about that
See for yourself #fogey
@DavidFreitag didnt remember seeing @adi's video
but @lady.donut is there alright, you can hear her giggling
@AviD Yeah I remember because he nominated me
21:41
and we all know @Simon wouldnt have been able to do that without @lady.donut's support
So I donated and tactfully dodged showing my face in here.
Back when I actually had money
TOLD YA YOU MONG GOBBLERS
@Simon is that dirty? it sounds dirty.
if its dirty Imma have to modedit you.
@AviD Something about mongolians.
@Arperum ohhh you want high quality internet nonsense...
what about
21:46
@AviD polyglot :P
that's some good production values internet nonsense right there
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ignore me, I was wrong.
^I get the impression the questionner didn't like my answer
pointed out something he'd rather not hear
@AviD too late, I already saw that :))
@TildalWave interesting, I've learned something.
or rather, had something unlearned.
both good progress.
@TildalWave so what word was I thinking of?
21:48
polyglot can also mean what you said
If you mongs were somewhat good investigators, you'd stalk me on Facebook and would see my relationship status.
@AviD wizard? LOL
@TildalWave ah there ya go
Nope, nevermind, it's private.
but dictionary says otherwise :-(
@Simon please, thats gradeschool stuff.
and no, your relationship status is NOT private.
21:50
@Simon I will forgive you for thinking I have a facebook.
@Simon want proof?
@AviD Oooo do it
@DavidFreitag wait, he's busy freaking out and double- and triple-checking it.
too bad he forgets we in here have a different definition of "private" from Facebook Inc..
@AviD "Oh noes information I put on the internet isn't private"
@DavidFreitag yeah exactly.
21:53
I WAS IN DA KITCHEN BEING A MAN
@Simon oo that was quick ;-)
Hahahaha
My profile picture includes my donut, yes, but I don't think that you can see my actual relationship status.
@AviD Ok, you heard the man, link away.
@DavidFreitag I AINT GONNA LIK ANYTHING
ahh okay
21:54
@AviD I think you were thinking of "polymath" or "polyhistor"
but nope, cuz (a) I aint doxing anyone (I learned that word last week :-) ) and (b) I never said anything about linking, I said proof
@TildalWave ahhh yeah thats the one
@AviD You can paste the link, then delete it after a few seconds.
@AviD which is basically what @ThomasPornin and @TomLeek are, so you could also say "polybear"
or polyursus
@TildalWave or bearymath.
Tommybear.
@AviD @ThomasPornin Is that like the gay version of Tommy Boy?
21:56
you wanna ask @ThomasPornin that?
@DavidFreitag careful, you might end up as seasoning for a poutine with foul language like that :P
Happy?
@TildalWave Hey I thought @AviD said no more sex talk?
@DavidFreitag ppffft
basically, you mess with the brown bear, you end up as brown sauce
@TildalWave I'd gladly be a neatly coiled pile in a forest in Canada
Although if it's coming out like "sauce" you should probably change your diet.
21:59
eww eww okay thats off topic too
please
@AviD He started it.
The Simpsons did it.
@DavidFreitag I was talking of cuisine, you started with lavatorialisms
@TildalWave It was a simple misunderstanding, I swear.
ovid, this is your chance: i100.independent.co.uk/article/…
!!!!!
22:02
@Simon Lol, I thought you were talking to me.
@Simon awww thats sweet
though I admit I dont mind paying full price for hummus, its not that pricey to begin with
not that I would refuse to share a meal with an Arab, yknow if I knew him/her
but why are they excluding Chrisitans? or any other religion?
for that matter, "Arab" is not a religion, do Christian Arabs count?
@AviD Yeah, and what about Pastafarian Arabs
@DavidFreitag true, though I dont think we get many of those around these parts
and for that matter, would Pastafarians go eat hummus?
@AviD If they've got a colander.
and is the offer only for "1 jew, 1 arab"? Does it work in different size groups?
Can you mix and match?
22:07
What is this 20 questions?
what if its 8 jews and 1 arab? or the other way around?
@DavidFreitag SOMEBODY DIDNT THINK THIS THROUGH
What are google DNS server addresses again? 8.8.8.8 and 8.8.4.4?
sounds right
I think 4.4.4.4?
@AviD Or perhaps they did. By being purposefully vague it causes people like you to flock to the restaurant to question them, and they end up enjoying a massive bowl of hummus.
yeah I have some DNS problems, I think I'll have to restart the router or something
22:09
oh, I WOULD enjoy that massive bowl of hummus.
I feel like we should ping @RoryAlsop for this conversation...
@DavidFreitag that's just it, it doesn't open it now
@AviD More for you, not a big fan myself.
@DavidFreitag how would you know, have you had a really good hummus?
> Configure your network settings to use the IP addresses 8.8.8.8 and 8.8.4.4 as your DNS servers.
Maybe there's some donut on my router
22:09
@AviD Probably not.
@TildalWave Better than some donut in your router.
Or, even worse, some router in your donut.
@DavidFreitag there is a BIG difference even between decent hummus and really good hummus.
@AviD I have what I like to call an unsophisticated palate. McDonald's tastes just as good as a gourmet burger. When it comes to things like hummus it's more about texture.
@AviD Because they're not a ristorante to also serve pastafarian food?
@DavidFreitag here's another question, if I come to the restaurant alone, and I dont know any arabs in the area (its pretty far up north from here) - is the restaurant willing to provide me with an arab, or do I have to bring my own?
@TildalWave Pastafarian: Is the cook preparing my dinner now? Waiter: Yes, he is currently boiling for your sins.
22:12
@DavidFreitag still a big difference in texture, too.
@AviD You'll just have to send me some good stuff in the post.
@AviD Who knows, you might be able to rent one
@DavidFreitag nah, the good stuff does not preserve well. fresh is best.
the preservable stuff, like you can by the in the supermarket, is okay, but not great.
@DavidFreitag actually thats probably true, sadly enough.
I stick to wheat thins then.
@AviD Sadly? If I were an Arab in that area I'd wait around outside that restaurant looking for a Jewish person I can befriend and get cheap hummus with.
@DavidFreitag heh, that's a good business model.
"Sadly" I meant in that region (if I'm not mistaken) most would be day laborers.
This past year I spent time at a Jewish friend's house for some Jewish holidays. Now that's some damn fine food.
22:16
actually no, a bit north of that are proper cities with decent sized population.
What if you just say you're both? Surely there must be some, no?
@AviD You say that like it's a bad thing.
@DavidFreitag woot, usually american/jewish food is considered bland or boring
what didcha have?
@AviD Like... uh... stuff? At this point I don't ask because I'll usually get a response I won't like. I just shut up and fill my face until my pants don't fit anymore.
@DavidFreitag well, when you can hire someone for the entire day for very strenuous physical labor, and the hummus would cost you more - yeah, thats not a great thing.
@DavidFreitag hahaha
well yeah, that part the Jewish holidays are very good at
22:18
@DavidFreitag actually with Jewish cuisine there's probably the least chance of having something really strange, at least as far as ingredients go
it is possible they were of European descent?
@AviD Well here's a tip: Next time don't use slave labor.
e.g. hungarian , czech, etc
@DavidFreitag thats kinda what I'm saying
@AviD I believe so, yes. I never really asked.
well, not slave labor
22:19
I think her dad is French and I'm not sure about her mom.
@DavidFreitag ah yeah, that is some mighty fine eatin's.
my grandmother was czech, she used to have a fantastic restaurant. she was an amazing cook.
Except for when they make me eat arugula. It baffles me that people actually like that stuff.
Kishka or kishke (Slovene: kašnica; Belarusian кішка, kishka; Polish: kiszka / kaszanka; Romanian chişcă Silesian krupńok; Yiddish kishke; Lithuanian vėdarai; Hebrew קישקע; Russian кишка; Ukrainian кишка) refers to various types of sausage or stuffed intestine with a filling made from a combination of meat and meal, often a grain. The dish is popular across Eastern Europe as well as with immigrant communities from those areas. It is also eaten by Ashkenazi Jews who prepare their version according to kashrut dietary laws. The name itself is Slavic in origin, and literally means "gut" or "intestine...
boom
Beef tongue or neat's tongue is the tongue of a cow. Beef tongue is very high in fat, at almost 75% of its calories derived. Some countries, including Canada and specifically the province of Alberta, export large quantities of beef tongue. The tongues of other animals, notably pigs and lambs, are also eaten, and are very similar to beef tongue. In some animals, the tongue is reputed to be the tastiest part. For example, Adolf Erik Nordenskiöld found most of the walrus not particularly tasty, but walrus tongue, a delicacy. The whale tongue, too, was viewed as a Lenten delicacy by Roman Catholics...
and eww
@AviD I think I can feel my arteries clogging.
oh yeah and my personal unfavorite
Pickled herring, also known as bismarck herring, is a delicacy in Europe, and has become a part of Baltic, Nordic (Inlagd sill), Dutch, German (Bismarckhering), Czech (zavináč), Polish (śledzie w occie), Eastern Slavic, Scottish and Ashkenazi Jewish cuisine. Most cured herring uses a two-step curing process. Initially, herring is cured with salt to extract water. The second stage involves removing the salt and adding flavorings, typically a vinegar, salt, sugar solution to which ingredients such as peppercorn, bay leaves and raw onions are added. In recent years, other flavors have also been added...
22:21
@AviD Gotta say that picture doesn't look like a tongue.
@DavidFreitag it actually does, now I'm not happy you made me look closely.
but OTHER THAN THAT, @TildalWave is right, there are very few icky stuff in Jewish foods.
@AviD No it looks like something else from a bit lower.
you can get some of the weird organs, but its not really common.
other than liver, natch.
I know about weird organs, I was born with three kidneys
@DavidFreitag heh. ya mean....
Male circumcision (from Latin circumcidere, meaning "to cut around") is the surgical removal of the foreskin (prepuce) from the human penis. In a typical procedure, the foreskin is opened and then separated from the glans after inspection. The circumcision device (if used) is placed, and then the foreskin is removed. Topical or locally injected anesthesia is occasionally used to reduce pain and physiologic stress. For adults, general anesthesia is an option, and the procedure may be performed without a specialized circumcision device. The procedure is most often an elective surgery performed on...
aww that picture disappoints.
22:23
@AviD I'm just imagining Abraham with a rusty knife
@DavidFreitag btw that kishka is not completely unlike haggis, just not quite as.
@AviD I've not had haggis either, but I've heard good things.
@AviD Dude you're linking to food items that have the first translation in wiki page into Slovene as something I'd find odd? :O
hehehe
good point
like I said, much of "jewish food" (at least in america) is really east european food, but with a twist.
except for bagels and cream cheese, that is pure East Coast.
I prefer black sausages but kishka can be good too, I personally like them a bit burnt
22:26
@AviD East coast? What? I'm not Jewish but I like a bagel with cream cheese...
kinda like if you're gonna make them for me please forget them in the oven for half an hour more
we can have one more beer in the mean time :)
@TildalWave here it is most often cooked while steeped in cholent
Cholent (Yiddish: טשאָלנט, tsholnt or tshoolnt) or Hamin (Hebrew: חמין‎) is a traditional Jewish stew. It is usually simmered overnight for 12 hours or more, and eaten for lunch on Shabbat (the Sabbath). Cholent was developed over the centuries to conform with Jewish laws that prohibit cooking on the Sabbath. The pot is brought to a boil on Friday before the Sabbath begins, and kept on a blech or hotplate, or placed in a slow oven or electric slow cooker, until the following day. There are many variations of the dish, which is standard in both the Ashkenazi and Sephardi kitchens. The basic ...
so that does change it a bit
@AviD oh that's good too yup
@AviD STAHP I'M STERVIN
@DavidFreitag the original source seems to be upper east coast. ]
yknow, the original Jewish Delicatessens in the tristate.
22:28
Well it does have to be said that I live in upper east coast.
@TildalWave is that also common by you, or is that really "Jewish" food?
@DavidFreitag I just made a gluten free cholent for a friend's celiac daughter's bat mitzvah celebration this past weekend. By all accounts, it came out something awesome.
@AviD Surprisingly I understood every word of that sentence.
lol
that means you've been hanging around here long enough.
Or maybe it means I talk too much.
@AviD No, that means I've been around my best friend's girlfriend's family during the holidays enough times to absorb some knowledge
hehe, or that
22:32
@AviD hard to say, it's common but I can't pinpoint where it got into our cuisine from
I don't think anyone considers it "Jewish"
heh, dammit
there really is no "Jewish food"
or "Israeli food" for that matter
its all ethnic, from whereever they happen to come
well there really isn't any "Slovene food" either, it's all mixed up
also, here, it literally depends each 30 km you make where you are
God damn my left eye won't stop twitching
you shouldnt have looked at that picture @Simon sent you.
@AviD He sent me a picture?
22:36
....
He used Cern's ATLAS detector to take a shot of his weener God particle
Is that what that was? I couldn't tell there was an electron obscuring the image

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