well then just a collection of the vengeance packs should cover you

I'm not sticking to any genre.

I did get them :D

And I was amazed to recognize some samples from tracks I've heard in the past.

I still find the vengeance packs are still weak in the low end

@Simon yeah, get over that, there are many examples of vengeance abuse

and nexus abuse

especially when it comes to fx/stabs

And cool kids are all about Massive too from what I've seen.

not really as much now

you're a few years late for that party

it's still used constantly but most of the leaders are already onto new toys

Anyway, I'm having fun with ABL2 for now.

Will try Spire after.

yo momma

so, @Lucas results to you momma jokes or boobs the moment he doesn't understand the current subject

@Flyk WTH is a "stab" in this context?

questions and answers

huhwhut?

generally non-melodic or simple melodic sounds that play off each other during the introductory build/outro of a dance track

generally before the first break/drop and subsequently replaced by the main melody when it gets to that point in the track

ok that's clearer, ta :)

you're so sarcastic

I thought that was a good explanation

@Flyk no no that is actually clearer :)

honest no sarcasm from me

...

He's being sarcastic again!

I was a good explanation :)

no I'm not!!!

I may not know my ABL2 from my spire but that explanation made some sense to my n00b brain

generally in dance music the first section is never heard during playback in the correct environment (because it's used for mixing with the last track), the second section is just kicks and percussion, and then you get your break or build or whatever

your questions and answers are intended to put something to actually listen to into the second section

And the drop is the part after the "One two three jump" sample.

and the drop is where the piano falls out of the window and lands on the simon

the breakdown is where we all realize it's just simon so it didn't matter

the build up is when we realize the police don't care about semantics and that we're all fucked

o

and then it's full speed ahead until the end of the track

^anyone else having prob.s with the main site?

Looks fine to me.

must be my connection..

@RоryMcCune Works for me, except that I see the old profile.

lulz

@ThomasPornin oh man, you've not got the new profile yet... they must be converting users in reverse order

so I guess you'll get it last.

@RоryMcCune I'm having trouble with Meta, not the main site though

@raz Still? You tried all the usual suspects, right?

every time I get the rep number appear saying I have new rep, I'm always disappointed when it's on Arqade

@Flyk you should post on music.SE , surely that'd be up your street...

Or your boulevard.

@TildalWave I tried logging out of everything, and logging back in.

StackOverflow and Super User Meta work just fine, InfoSec and Unix & Linux Meta both won't let me login.

@RоryMcCune far too close to home

@Flyk yeah but think of all the shiney Internet points you could get!

@raz it's the new technical competence evaluation

Well I'm failing

@RоryMcCune the only internet points I care about are follower counts/like counts/subscriber counts

@Flyk pls.

it's the truth

@Flyk sure well just tell us the appropriate twitter account and we can follow it ;o)

my contributions to SE were always more motivated more by making things look nice and consistent than reputation

it's part of the reason I've always reacted so badly to resistance to my efforts - who in their right mind wouldn't want everything to be pretty and consistent?

clear concise information is the point of SE

anyway

but... reputation

@RоryMcCune sure ok, my twatter accounts is ... and my soundcloud account is... and my bookface account is...

@Flyk so you're all about the dots, eh

79 followers, 23 followers and 83 likes

@Flyk you should make a song about that :)

I'm sure writing a song on my feelings for social media would alienate social media users

@Flyk But you'd get a lot of followers

ride that rep train

@Flyk I was alluding to your unwritten magnum opus... the dotto song!

gaining followers on social media is basically prostitution without the fun part

inb4 "so surely you should be good at that"

wtf

@raz Did you try disabling HTTPS Everywhere and logging off and back on via HTTP?

woah

you advise people to disable HTTPS Everywhere and to use HTTP?

in this place?

you?

yes

:o

it's always been badly implemented

Why would that affect some sites and not all?

:OOOO

wait until somebody who cares hears about this

you're in for it then

@raz that meta.

I am using https everywhere and it's working everywhere

including meta

actually I dunno, there might be also some statically typed refs or whatever

thus I conclude that you're giving bad advice to security conscious individuals in a google indexable chat room

that is correct :)

think of the permanent damage you could cause to the reputations of the actual security "professionals" present!

I'm not using HTTPS Everywhere and it's working everywhere.

hehehe

you don't use https everywhere?

get out

points at leave link

I'm gonna write a techno tracks that repeats "do the pls dance" over and over again.

there is a pls dance?

I have it disabled for SE ... I'd try enabling it each time they say they fixed something, until I realize there's still things that don't work

last one was that MathJax didn't work because of statically typed URL protocols in refs

and I think also video embedding

none of which is enabled on sec.se but it is on some other sites I use

@Flyk They have no idea what the pls dance is though.

@Simon we should ask your donut about that next time she pops in :)

@TildalWave This just started 2 days ago without any changes on my part... unless these new designs they're supposedly implementing broke TLS

@Flyk chat.stackexchange.com/chats/leave/151 this one?

damn you security conscious people, why you no click my links?

I did click it but it asks for a confirmation

rekt

oh shoot

damn you security conscious SE

@TildalWave Nothing changed

@TildalWave yes clicks

I clicked on the link and nothing changed.

do the pls dance do the pls dance do the pls dance do the pls dance do the pls dance do the pls dance do the pls dance do the pls dance do the pls dance do the pls dance do the pls dance do the pls dance do the pls dance do the pls dance do the pls dance do the pls dance do the pls dance do the pls dance do the pls dance do the pls dance do the pls dance do the pls dance do the pls dance do the pls dance do the pls dance do the pls dance do the pls dance do the pls dance do the pls dance

Once every 4 bars

Hey, guys... When did a Schneier recommendation become a good thing?

@Iszi Didn't know they were a good thing

@Iszi Bruce yourself!

@TildalWave Schneier is coming?

aye

life inside my fluffy pink candyfloss bubble is great

@TerryChia Yeah, you're probably right. Nobody wants to see Schneier come.

there is no pls

there is no @simon

there is no stress

it's tasty in here also

you can lick the walls

and it isn't weird at all

@Flyk Do the schnozberries taste like schnozberries?

@Flyk weird is bad?

@Iszi everything tastes like exactly what you want it to taste like

@RоryMcCune licking the walls is generally frowned upon in so called civilized society

where are all of the new regulars

where is @Ohnana and @simon's.donut and @theothers

where is @Lighty

That dude never made any sense, you don't have to bring him back.

images.shodan.io/?language=None <--- oh dear.. ever wanted to trivially find unprotected systems on the Internet by scrolling through image lists...

@Simon yes but it meant that I could be sarcastic and snarky at him instead of you

@Flyk Eh, society lacks vision. Lick away

@raz if only men would accept this instruction

DOES THE FBI ACCESS ALL THE DATA!!?!?!

@Flyk hahahaha

@raz He looks like an absolute donut.

sigh

And that is negative in this case.

@raz bash.org/?88575

donut is always negative

n

I've been trying to tell @simon's.donut that when you say donut it's a derogatory term but you keep taking her away before I have the chance to enlighten her

I'm not taking her away.

you do

every time

she needs to rename anyway, being directly associated to you must come with some negative baggage

even if that's just as simple as being associated with somebody who says pls/yolo

PLS

apparently I'm meant to be able to double tap the screen when the device is off and it should wake up

so maybe my definition of double tap is wrong?

@Iszi haha

oh, you have to be holding the device when you do it?

how does it know I'm holding it?

@Flyk Yeah let her be her own identity

@raz "let"? Like somebody has enough power over her to prevent that?

Let her be a pls dancer.

@Flyk Well Clearly @Simon does since her name is associated with him.

Why would she do that on her own?

cuz am sxc

@raz the list of reasons why I would allow a man that much control over me is inappropriate for this channel and possibly not reflective of everybody else

@Flyk So far I found 3 HS tracks that use the same vengeance fx sample.

@Simon and then there's every other subgenre of dance

and quite a bit of pop

Sigh.

and well... basically every other genre these days

No wonders why I want to avoid samples.

I WANT*

all you need is NTZ

NTZ NTZ NTZ NTZ NTZ

wot

let me do it in slow motion for you, maybe that will help

ooooooooooooooouuuuunnnnnnnnn ttttttttttttssssz

@Flyk wadda fuck you want

ohnuhnuh pls

2015-08-12: It's still raining.

@Simon Cool story bro

roz pls

it rained yesterday right when i got off the bus

i got inside and was dry c:

^probably NSFW

knowing that it's the bloodhound gang

@Ohnana teh fuck

sets fire to @Ohnana

o

uh

MURDAH

we need him for a little longer please refrain

hardly

@RоryMcCune The only track I know from them is Bad Touch and I'm not sure if I'm ready to listen to another one of them.

@Flyk if he dies of anything but natural causes the US will explode

@Simon well that one has the NTZ that @Flyk was talking about. They actually have a lot of good tracks, many clever lyrics

and even if it's natural causes a good chunk of the population will lose their minds

Fine, I'll give it a go.

On a side note, I've decided just now that a goal of mine is to go to an old pub in the UK.

@Simon york is a good place for old pubs, I found out at the weekend

many many old pubs

@Ohnana a sniper bullet is natural causes, no?

extreme shock caused by penetration to the brain?

seems legit

@Flyk i'd pay to see you argue that in court

@RоryMcCune Definitely not as good as Bad Touch.

@Simon well that's a high bar to hit..

Mhm.

@Simon try Fire water burn, or three point one four

@Simon borderlands.wikia.com/wiki/Bad_Touch ???

@RоryMcCune well no, I wasn't actually referencing that track at all

@Flyk I know that but it had the NTZ sound which I thought you were referring to :)

@RоryMcCune Why are you hitting bars? Pick on someone your size!!

omg roro you lied to me

@TildalWave it could be a large bar

"NTZ" is onomatopoeic of a kick drum and an open hat

@Simon well it's not my fault you have a weird taste in music :)

psh

rories of the industrial world, you weary giants of flesh and steel

I come from cyberspace, the new home of the mind. On behalf of the future, I ask you of the past to leave us alone

hey someone pass me an EMP the robits are getting uppity

@RоryMcCune I wouldn't have it any other way :)

@Flyk phhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt

I paraphrase the declaration of independence of cyberspace in a channel full of geeks and it solicits absolutely zero response

this world must burn

also I'm pretty sure this would make a good sample

make that two EMPs

all pls

Whoa, I don't even remember typing this.

I may have a mental problem.

@Simon well that was kind of clear after we established that you don't like the bloodhound gang :op

I don't like the bloodhound gang either

I mean really, what is there to like?

bunch of hooligans making noise

make sum noise

dance music > ntz ntz ntz wub wub wub ntz ntz ntz ntz

rock music > RAH RAH RAH RAH RAHHH strum RAAAAAAAAAAAH RAH RAH RAH

@Flyk couldn't that be said of all music?

n

@RоryMcCune hardly, any music I like is called "art"

@Flyk [hard/jump/trap/shuffle]-style is art?!?

lul shuffle

It's a dance roro, it's a dance.

Just like the pls dance.

you forgot jogstyle/walkstyle/runstyle/cakestyle

@Flyk just occurred to me so are you in the place you're in mixing a melbourne shuffle track?

wat

@RоryMcCune no I finished that like 7 hours ago

also melbourne shuffle is a dance not a genre

but I can't expect you old people to understand

there's an artist called Melbourne shufflers

so what genre do they play if it's not the melbourne shuffle?

:op

Hardstyle, usually.

I mean smeg their main track is called "the shuffle"

*style, techno, most likely

Hell, you can shuffle to Celine Dion if you like.

But I might judge you.

@Simon I would pay good money to see you try that

Celine Dion is a little down tempo

heck though with the way the looney is 50p UK would be good money to you lot I'm sure

:(

@RоryMcCune yeah it's like four years salary

pls

last time I went to Canada I left with more money than when I arrived!

me2

actually, that's a pretty fair assessment of most of my travelling

@Flyk nice

i just come back with laundry

WHOA LAUNDRY

airing your dirty laundry in an internet chat room?

that's a little extreme.

@Flyk wouldn't be the first time

you should share, I've been out of things to complain about since writing 1989

I wasn't even born in 1989.

maybe we should go back to the past and convince your father that mistakes really do happen and his luck will run out soon

@Simon yeah @Flyk is getting on a bit

:o

I am a product of the 90s

now that sounds like a good idea for an album name

@Flyk silly flykster, why you writin' about 1989 then </simon>

why is that even relevant?

cuz

@Flyk well they always say "write about what you know" so if you're a 90's sprog, your 1989 knowledge would be somewhat limited...

deadmau5 is playing at local after hour club here on Friday but all the tickets sold out within 30 seconds :(

Pretty sure he would have played a Techno set since that's what he's been doing lately

QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ

@RоryMcCune /sigh

sleep attempt #1

I am properly dead already today though, hopefully this just works first time

nn

@Flyk o/

Hiya \o/

@Flyk good luck

@Simon poor bob

abooboo :(

@Simon Edit boy is at it again

wat

Must have gotten unbanned

Oh I just understood what you said, sigh.

I should have made it EditBoy

To imply a pronoun

I'm definitely not accepting any of his suggested edits.

I'll let the other lads decide.

@Simon Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while

Hehe.

@simon's.donut Hi :) Did @Simon ask about whether you're getting all his pings?

I did not.

@Simon tut tut

@RоryMcCune oh hello! I don't get all of his pings actually

@simon's.donut \o/ that's probably a good thing :)

otherwise you'd get pinged alot

only exception is when he's tagged as simon's, then I get pinged :p

@simon's.donut ah that's weird I'd have though @simon would ping you both

Like in Simon's Willy, she's get tagged.

Does @sim not ping you?

I used to have a problem where @rory pinged me and @RoryAlsop who's a mod who gets pinged a lot

I can cope with pings - my thick skin was laid down during the Carboniferous

@RoryAlsop oh well it did

ahh so from now own @sim is the way to ping :P

pls no

At inaugural Glasgow IISP event - the soundtrack so far includes Dire Straits, the Cult and some modern thing

Is excellent

hmm i wonder if single letter pings work

How about @simo

@R

Has to be at least three

@Ohnana IIRC it's at least three which is why I modified my second char :)

awwww

@RoryAlsop glasgow has an IISP event? whereabouts is it?

Waxy O'Connors

Which I have found out is a pub

Owen Birnie looks to take it forwards, and IISP central had committed to supporting us as a branch

@RoryAlsop that's been there for ages! I used to out there back in the 90's

I don't know Glasgow very well

didn't realise it was a chain at first, thought it was a quirky solo pub

@RoryAlsop tut tut tut, and your missus coming from the correct side of the country as well

Considering I have played many gigs at the Vale, just round the corner, I am surprised I never saw it

Or the fire out front!

has anyone ever tried to run hostnamectl without a tty and gotten a timeout? I'm thinking SELinux, but I see no helpful audit trail

I used to just drink at the cathouse

I used to like Waxy's lots of nooks and crannies

@Herringbone_Cat the only solution is nuking selinux

and bits of it weren't mega-loud

Yarr - we are in a nook

Not mega loud

@Ohnana Hah. The day I turn SELinux off on my boxes will be a cold one in hell.

Doesn't appear to have any Bloodhound Gang though - so will need to listen to "Hooray for Boobies" on the way home

@Herringbone_Cat DO EET

@Oha

@Ohnana you should see the ridiculous selinux salt stack states I have. It's like rube goldberg configured selinux.

@RoryAlsop thinking about it, that should be @LucasKauffman 's fav. record!

tbh the first thing I do when I spin up a VM is nuking SElinux

it makes me feel dirty

@RоryMcCune - if only they had a song about Caaarrrrl. And hands.

@Ohnana When I read a HOWTO on anything, and one of the steps includes "Set SELinux to not enforcing", I hit the X button pretty much right away. I figure, learning from a noob will not align me with best practices. :)

oh wow

that's like saying "k, now cut your dick off."

especially when you can go and grep /var/log/audit/audit.log and do audit2allow to fix this stuff

@Ohnana grep denied /var/log/audit/audit.alog | audit2allow > castration

@RoryAlsop BTW don't forget to watch out for perseids if you're travelling after dark

Now, startup leaks PHI data due to hack because lazy noob sysadmin turned off SELinux, that's castration

@RоryMcCune did you see NASA pic of the day? An exploding perseid

@RoryAlsop hadn't, now have, nice!

space is so pretty

it makes me sad i'll never be ther

@Ohnana Aww, don't say that. You never know. One day, an Earth-shattering meteor could come about and then we'd all be in space!

k