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00:57
@Gilles "reverse engineering of our EULA"
01:13
@DavidFreitag Back
01:36
GOD DAMN IT!
Every time I fix something on my computer something else decides to break! WTF
What the actual F***
@DavidFreitag Can you help me out really quick?
naaaa forget it I got it
01:57
was it turned off?
@TildalWave no. You know that little plastic piece that sits on top of the SATA teeth to force the connection when it plugs into the wire?
erm, can they be metallic on not-so-cheap cables?
I think I know what you mean but I've never seen them plastic before
like a clip?
Hang hang on
@TildalWave see the gold teeth?
02:20
yea, oh you mean that L?
broke off?
02:54
@JukEboX what's up?
@TildalWave yeah that L broke off
@DavidFreitag nm
Just ordered a WD Blue drive
To rplace this broke ass one
03:12
@DavidFreitag yeah I know >:|
 
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06:13
Aaand done.
 
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07:16
[+] Building exploit string… [+] Executing shellcode… [!] Exploit failed due to EULA violation #oraclefanfic
07:26
Hell there
07:59
could somebody explain why I have a weird reaction to Andromeda? It seems more childish and less plausible than any other sci fi I watch, I don't get it
08:12
my face is leaking already
@people watch your keyboards
at least it's hometime tomorrow
@Flyk are you abroad?
yeah, apparently making music with people who don't listen remotely is impossible and yet my experience is working with those same people while in the same room is equally impossible
this has been a tiring week
plus jet lag
09:12
@Flyk well it's a long way to go
09:29
@Herringbone_Cat loads of Evos in the UK
@Herringbone_Cat good man
@Herringbone_Cat driving without plates here is a minor offence, that you can get fined for, but speed cameras can lead to a fine plus points on your licence...so some speeders just remove the plates. Overall the punishment is less
@RoryAlsop and of course the no plates thing requires you to be caught by an actual police car, less likely than the inevitable cameras....
@RоryMcCune yarrp - never tried it myself. I prefer the 'spotting speed cameras' game
@RoryAlsop yeah, easier with the big yellow average ones. I did see someone make that mistake on Sunday, speeding along saw the average cam and slowed down, which is unlikely to have helped him...
@RоryMcCune my new tom tom update actually has a good feature for av cameras. It tells you your average speed for the measured distance between the cameras, so you know how much you can speed up or slow down
@RoryAlsop nice, yeah I did a long haul at the weekend (york and back) and could've used a more advanced sat nav,
09:37
@RoryAlsop I prefer the "plotting the route with no cameras" game
especially as they decided to close the A1 southbound and send people on a very dubious long diversion
@Flyk easier in some countries than others
@Flyk this is Britain - most heavily CCTV/Camera covered country in the world :-(
09:57
@RoryAlsop here most of the speed cameras are relatively hidden - but using Waze still helps with that
Are new questions automatically posted in here?
in here? jeez no.
this is a safe zone.
@RoryAlsop you had a vote that would have freed you from their oppression and collectively voted no
@AviD What does that entail, exactly?
@NateKerkhofs "demilitarized" zone...
10:04
@AviD I thought it was just a chatroom name, like Arqade is The Bridge
it's symbolic
@NateKerkhofs well, yeah, but "DMZ" has its meaning
Arqade is called the bridge because they're all trolls and need something to hide under
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I also was implying that questions aren't safe, so do with that what you will
and to be perfectly honest, the DMZ has never really been particularly safe. Just ask @Simon.
Or his mother.
the DMZ is pretty safe
10:05
And the DMZ is called like that because you're stuck between 2 heavily armed nations, one of them being ruled by a dictator with intense war rhetoric?
@ColinCassidy watcha' recovered from Vegas yet?
@NateKerkhofs no the DMZ is an actual thing in the world of networking
let me alphabet that for you
@Flyk it took me a second to get that one
@Flyk OPSEC FAIL
10:07
@Flyk heh I was right :)
or is that just what you want us to think
@AviD I guess the point is that you'll never really know
@AviD nah that's like the 3rd piece of info. dropped that correlates
incidentally I also sell world class misdirection services
@Flyk phhhhbt :op
10:10
So are you guys saying that there are untrusted people posting in this chatroom?
@NateKerkhofs this is a security chatroom, we don't trust anyone
@NateKerkhofs trust no1
I assume that you are X-files fans, then?
@RоryMcCune especially not @Simon
and anyone who tries to defend @Simon, @Nate.
You're on our list now.
I mean heck we've got people who present at actual hacker conferences about breaking into nuclear power stations in the room!
10:12
@AviD excuse me? when have I defended @simon?
I genuinely am confused about that
@NateKerkhofs well, you haven't said anything nasty about @Simon yet. That's like, almost the same thing.
@NateKerkhofs X files is a bit old
Who even is @Simon? And why do you guys want me to rip on him?
@Flyk they're rebooting it!
@NateKerkhofs seeeeee??
;-)
@AviD that makes it so much better
10:14
@Flyk doubtful.
@NateKerkhofs leave @Simon alone
I mean, I'll gladly give him several insults to fit in, but I need to understand why
hehehe
they're playing with you in an attempt to get you set on fire
like I said, the DMZ is not really much of a safe place. So, welcome :-)
10:15
Ah, is @simon the resident Mod with a stick up a certain orifice?
uhhh
The DMZ: as safe as standing just inside a nuclear blast zone
I think you might mean me
@RоryMcCune still slightly jetlagged but otherwise fine ;)
@ColinCassidy how did it go??
10:15
@AviD you like sticking things up a certain orifice?
@Flyk I assumed he meant metaphorically
@ColinCassidy you managed to avoid being tattoo'd/robbed etc?
@AviD I have no idea if I just insulted you by sayin gthat
@AviD I didn't see the word metaphorically, and assumptions are bad
good, we clashed with Valisek and miller with their car hacking at blackhat, so small audience, but they knew their stuff. Defcon was about 2000 people in the room!
10:16
@NateKerkhofs yes, greatly, prepare for the fallout
@NateKerkhofs well @Simon would never be allowed to be a mod
he has more chance of being a mod than I
@RоryMcCune yes (as far as I can tell)
@ColinCassidy wow! 2000 is a huge audience!
@RоryMcCune is it?
10:17
@Flyk for a techy talk on hacking a nuclear plant, yes
@Flyk ok not for rockstar DJ types, but for a security presentation
@RоryMcCune mostly full room, and people we still coming in, that was the best talk, better audience interaction, though BH had the people we were expecting to see
I would have suspected that hacking a nuclear plant would be like the rockstars of the security world
@RоryMcCune tempted to submit an amended version for Securi-tay, introduction to switches type talk
@ColinCassidy I've never been to blackhat, it sounds kind of massive and a bit corporatey..
@ColinCassidy I'm sure that would go down well!
10:18
@RоryMcCune it is, Defcon is a much more relaxed/party affair
speaking of parties, I am having a non-musical weekend soon
@Flyk not as sexy as hacking a moving car, or a sniper rifle
I am looking forward to it greatly
@ColinCassidy yeah for me that week, if I ever went back, would be B-Sides then Defcon...
slumming it out at a LAN party
I will be the sad individual sat in the corner playing a single player game while everybody else counterstrikes or whatever
10:19
@Flyk gaming weekend, cool
@Flyk surely not
@RоryMcCune yes, unless I'm presenting or someone is paying, I'd do the same, heard good things from those that went to b-sides
@ColinCassidy hey hey, if you wanna do it at AppSecIL, I can promise you'll be accepted ;-)
@AviD noted
@RоryMcCune yes sir, I cba with multiplayer games
@Flyk isn't that kind of the point of LAN parties tho'?
10:21
hardly, the point of LAN parties is to get absolutely trashed, have a bunch of pictures of you taken in compromised positions and sleeping in a tent
everybody knows that
@Flyk well apart from me, obv...
@Flyk I think you might be doing it wrong
I'd kind of assumed that it was something to do with the games..
no I'm not, I'm in stealth mode all that weekend instead of dressing like rainbow dash
this time I will not even get noticed
@Flyk you usually go to LAN parties dressed as Rainbow dash...
I'd say pics or it didn't happen, but that would be a huge OpSec fail so I won't ask :)
10:23
or Fluttershy
it's all about the wings
Fluttershy is a lot less effort since it's a single hair color
@Flyk right
@RоryMcCune actually with the information provided and sufficient time you could likely work it out
pictures do exist on the internet, they're just unassociated with me
@Flyk well I'd go searching for pics of people dressed in MLP gear at LAN parties but I sense that could lead to pics I don't want to see...
@RоryMcCune post the best of them here
so much for safe place....
@Flyk there were too many downsides to that vote, and even then we would not have got rid of the cameras. SNP love them too
11:02
@RoryAlsop yes but the upside would have been "freedom from the brits"
11:15
Windows Phone 10 is still succeeding at annoying me
Excellent.
:/
it keeps unlocking to the last application opened instead of the start screen, even if it was locked on the start screen
@RoryAlsop: Well. We got kicked out by the brits.
Then the malaysians
And politicians everywhere are... politicians.
(Our government has started shedding less popular ministers. Even the ones who actually weren't that bad)
the back button is inconsistent in its behavior as well
SO...
Its Windows?
11:20
that's such a poor excuse
(Funny thing is I run a MS designed lockscreen on my android phone and its prolly the best lock screen I've used, ever)
yes, Windows Phone 10 is amazing right up until you unlock the device
11:41
@Flyk that's not necessarily a good thing. I am Scottish, but I am also British (and Australian)
Yes, the Rory government is crap but in my opinion an SNP government would be much worse (as they evidence daily with their performance as the Scottish government now)
@RoryAlsop hey hey hey in what world is a Rory Government crap?!?
@NateKerkhofs despite its name, the DMZ is the most heavily militarized channel on the network
@Flyk we have @AviD and his secret lair to blame for that mostly
well, that and the dungeon
12:01
and the pyramids
raz
raz
How do you log out of an SE?
Oh there it is... that's stupid
you're stupid
raz
raz
Damn it, Meta still won't log me in
-4
Q: Hey Polynomial, if you read this, look @ XR FB Page

iSeeDeadPixelsI've had a tough time finding you! Hit me up sometime or look at the XR FB Page ;)

wow
even tagged it "secret sharing"
raz
raz
lol yup
12:12
one wonders why they wouldn't just ping him on Twitter...
he's not exactly hard to track down
raz
raz
@RоryMcCune Wait InfoSec isn't twitter?
I've been doing it all wrong!
@AviD oy mod-type, wanna put a comment on that Q that just got locked "https://twitter.com/gsuberland <-- try this"
I would but it won't let me
the one that I just deleted?
@AviD I had flagged it. Did the flag appear on your end ?
there were a few, yes
12:14
(Just trying to decide whether a flag is faster or slower than a heads-up call on the DMZ)
raz
raz
I flagged and DMZ'ed, like a boss
@raz @ThomasPornin this
it... depends
I happened to have the DMZ open on the side, and not been on the site for a couple hours. It happens.
half hearted moderating
@AviD YOU DON'T SPEND EVERY WAKING SECOND CLEARING FLAGS? WHY ARE YOU EVEN A MOD?!
as a modrater I rate you 0 out of 10
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raz
12:17
This is why we needed @schroeder
who?
@raz @schroderator
raz
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@aviderator
@Flyk the canadian that isn't @Simon or a bear
raz
raz
But seriously, what the hell is wrong with Meta
Where's the Meta for Meta?
12:21
raz
raz
Is it appropriate to ask why I can't login to InfoSec Meta on Meta?>
where else would you ask?
@raz login on ITSec meta? Arent' you already logged in when your on the main?
raz
raz
@M'vy You would think. But when I go there I get the "Sign Up" "Login" buttons. When I click "Login" the screen blinks, but nothing happens.
the screen blinks?! O_O
12:25
@raz Damn hackers.
raz
raz
iknoright
@NateKerkhofs Who the fluffy pink unicorn are you?
@Simon hello there @Simon , having a bad day?
@Simon @NateKerkhofs now do you see why we pick on @Simon?
@Simon flagged
raz
raz
12:28
@Simon Who the fuck are you
@raz starred
@Flyk pinned
Decensored.
oooh oooh
@Simon is edit warring with a mod
bannable offense
delete his account
@Simon may I suggest a Jam Sandwich
raz
raz
12:29
Break his legs!
Burn his junk.
you don't have enough junk to start combustion
@Simon you want your own junk burned?
If someone random dude comes here, tries to be funny on day one by saying that I've got a stick up my ass, I think I'm allowed to ask who the hell he is.
@Simon you probably need to read the context for that line
12:31
@Simon oh, yes, absolutely. But do it in a warm, welcoming way.
Nah, context has never done anything good to anyone.
@AviD I thought that was quite welcoming.
heheh
yareally
raz
raz
Is there now a third bear?
12:37
Yeah but I highly doubt that he's as knowledgeable.
Looks like a try-hard to me, like the third roro.
one does not simply become a bear
you should just merge his account into @ThomasPornin as a warning
tell him to create a new account, start again, with a different avatar
That'll teach him.
also keep in mind that the act of merging his account into @ThomasPornin will give him access to @ThomasPornin's account
because SE are excellent at security and could care less about protecting personal information
12:39
Lads, I don't want to start a rumor but I've heard that there might be a donut in here in the afternoon.
I don't like you addressing the channel in such a sexist manner
pls, you're a member of the lads too.
I don't like you addressing the channel
I don't like you
I don't
I
@Simon I'm not sure how I should feel about this
it's almost like equality but you're expecting me to conform to a stereotype as part of receiving that equality
12:42
Team lads is the best team.
raz
raz
Team Triads?
It's time to put dem headphones on. @Flyk, introduce me to some new *step.
raz
raz
@Simon Lords of Acid
tis all about trap, not step
@raz Dayum, doesn't sound bad at all.
Haven't heard a single acid line yet
disappointed/10
12:46
DAYUUUM SOOOOOOOON
WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS
raz
raz
Who are you talking to?
knowing @LucasKauffman it'll be the voices in his head again
all that belgian beer will turn you funny after a while
@RоryMcCune if only it were just the beer
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@RоryMcCune But it tastes so delicious
do you know what also tastes delicious?
12:49
donuts
the tears of the various present moderators when I make this conversation x-rated by stating "me."
two answers in one
bam
it's been ages since I've even eaten a donut
what's the big deal with them anyway?
I'm x x x bitch triple X-rated
you're a female dog?
It's tuning beats wednesday at the Belgium security lab
"tuning beats"?
12:52
Tuning beats was a series of CDs
It's probably full of Basshunter.
so a mix of jump and hardstyle
hardjumpstyle
jumpinghard
@Simon you should just get frontliner's hardstyle sample pack
lots of kick samples
so you don't spend another year playing around with your kick before writing a track
Really, you know about this?
12:55
I know about everything, the filtering occurs with what I choose to reveal
pls
iirc it was pretty cheap for what it contained
I don't want to produce HS anyway.
ah you're strictly about the mainstream genres because the girls are prettier and less crazy?

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