The DMZ

Simon

13:00

ffs

JukEboX

Try "substantial"

Simon

Link a track that has an acid line in it you god damn silly willy.

Or do you need a context for that?

Flyk

@JukEboX not a synonym in this instance

@Simon You want "a big track with a prominent acid line in it" ?

public domain operation blade

Simon

@Flyk Sounds like another instance of Pump Panel - Confusion which is what I would have linked to you.

You won the experiment @@@@@@@

Flyk

I'm still not sure about this experiment

or this recent @ spam thing you've adopted

Simon

13:03

Fine, I'll go back to #yolo.

JukEboX

OH GOD NO!

AviD

@TerryChia she filters anything with my name in it, so she didnt see your hysterical joke.

Flyk

why not do the thing you did before yolo?

Simon

@Flyk Nothing?

AviD

also, I tell dadjokes now, apparently I am functionally an adult.

Flyk

13:04

@Simon yes, silence

Simon

o

JukEboX

@AviD what are the requirements

Simon

I didn't know that I am typing that loud.

Flyk

doesn't have to be loud, for example: drilling teeth

Simon

Can you imagine what my donut has to endure daily?

Poor woman.

Flyk

13:07

@AviD I removed you from ignore ages ago, I just didn't find the joke

AviD

@Flyk really? I don't know if I should be flattered or scared.

Flyk

I think it's not important enough to think about

Simon

aboot

etherealflux

The spiders insist that it's very important

Flyk

eek! spiders!

sets fire to @etherealflux

JukEboX

13:10

Morning @etherealflux

etherealflux

Now I'm made of burning spiders. This is not going to improve my typing speed.

JukEboX

@etherealflux it does however make you sound more badass and one hell of a thing to stare at if you have ADHD

Rоry McCune

@Simon so how long before your donut creates an account on Sec.SE?

Simon

@RоryMcCune 6-8 weeks

Rоry McCune

@Simon she ramping up her rep. elsewhere first?

Simon

13:16

@RоryMcCune She already has her association bonus too @@@

Rоry McCune

@Simon and answering q's too

AviD

@Simon wow, she's really zipping past your rep, eh?

Rоry McCune

@Simon you worried she'll pass you in the rep. stakes?

JukEboX

@RoryAlsop sec.se ?

Simon

Oh she'll definitely pass me but not on InfoSec.SE.

Rоry McCune

13:17

@JukEboX I'll answer in place of the elder rory as he's not about Sec.SE == Security.stackexchange.com

it's the short-hand name we use

@JukEboX and a puzzle for you. Why when you typed @ro <tab> did you get the wrong rory?

Simon

Because you're a donut.

Rоry McCune

@Simon yeah but network rep is where it's at

Simon

@RоryMcCune o

whooopsies

JukEboX

Because @RоryMcCune is typing @r and @RoryAlsop is typing @ror .

Rоry McCune

@Simon yeah I'd get answering if I was you

Simon

13:19

Maybe I should go on her computer to sabotage her answers.

Rоry McCune

@JukEboX nice idea but nope, all users who start with a given character set should be avilable after the first 2 chars

@Simon that would be mean, and I'll bet one of the mods superpings her to tell her if you do that :op

Simon

o nooo

JukEboX

@RоryMcCune I am only going off what the system is giving me

Simon

Pesky little supamods.

Rоry McCune

@JukEboX the key is that the second char of my name isn't o

JukEboX

13:21

@RоryMcCune ?

Simon

?

Rоry McCune

о != o

Simon

ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU HAVE MASTERED THE ARTS OF UNICODE?

Rоry McCune

@Simon well if mastered is "googled for a o looking symbol that isn't one" then sure

Flyk

@RоryMcCune effortlessly

I think she should be summoned here

JukEboX

13:22

@RоryMcCune or just used CHaracter map.

Simon

She's already at 320 on sex.se :o

Rоry McCune

@Flyk well especially with us upvoting all her answers

Thomas W.

‽ <-- unicode! :D (sorry i couldn't help it xD)

Flyk

@RоryMcCune yep

and downvoting @Simon

Simon

pls

JukEboX

13:22

SE has a sex board?

Flyk

I'll teach her the tricks to a high flag count as well

Simon

pls, I have 843 helpful flags.

Flyk

"wow"

Simon

Yeah, be impressed my dearest.

AviD

@Flyk pls, this is @Simon's girlfriend, you can't teach her any sex.se tricks she doesnt already know

Flyk

13:23

I have like 1/10th of that without using the site for more than a week or two in total

AviD

his mom gave her lesssons

JukEboX

@Flyk I have even less ^_^

Flyk

so, boring

Simon

Good edit ovid, good edit.

AviD

no it was @RoryAlsop

Simon

13:25

@AviD You can copy his style but you can't be the man.

Flyk

-the+a

AviD

Be a man - mulan

►

etherealflux

so how about that Stagefright?

Rоry McCune

@etherealflux any exploits in the wild yet?

AviD

Only in Vegas

btw anybody here over there now?

well aside from @ColinCassidy

Rоry McCune

13:29

@AviD I think it's just the intrepid Mr Cassidy, tho' that said not seen @JeffFerland around recently so I guess he may be

AviD

speaking of which @ColinCassidy

How about don't hack the nuclear power plant. “@BlackHatEvents: Learn how to safely perform pentesting against live SCADA environments[...]”

Tweeted by SwiftOnSecurity on August 4, 2015 at 7:17 PM in reply to BlackHatEvents

Rоry McCune

@AviD you know you've arrived on sec. scene when you get a swift on security mention :)

@AviD amusingly I think colins first public talk on security was at OWASP Scotland..

JukEboX

I agree with that tweet

etherealflux

SCADA is an extremely broad term, really

you could argue that a TV remote is SCADA if the TV can talk back to it

JukEboX

@etherealflux most don't

Flyk

13:33

you're talking nonsense

etherealflux

oh lol, I see what the tweet's saying. I have been rused

Flyk

no, I was just testing if I could fit a "you're talking nonsense" in and it fit

you started with all the acronyms, seemed like an acceptable time

etherealflux

requesting a pls

JukEboX

OH jeez I think I need to leave DMZ

AviD

@RоryMcCune actually - IS she talking about him? she was refering to the scada training, not sure she really mean @Colin, just in general.

Flyk

13:38

@JukEboX oh?

leaving so soon?

JukEboX

@Flyk yeah I have higher rep on superuser :/

AviD

@JukEboX parents coming in?

Flyk

@JukEboX why is that even relevant to the price of chocolate?

etherealflux

wat

Simon

ohnuhnuh

Flyk

13:39

I think a purple pen with purple type cover

JukEboX

@Flyk I could be wrong. After all the DMZ is populated with a chemist, a network tool, and a Scot

Flyk

@JukEboX are you being istist against the scots?

JukEboX

Scotist ?

Flyk

that's thingist

AviD

@JukEboX hey, and dont forget the bald evil egyptian genius that lives in an underground bombshelter with private rockets and a fake shark

Flyk

13:40

@AviD there isn't one of those here

Simon

pls, he lives in a pyramid

etherealflux

@Flyk yet

Flyk

@JukEboX do you think that's air you're breathing?

AviD

@Flyk well, I'm not really Egyptian, but @shoimen likes to think so.

and the rockets arent really private

@Simon oh forgot the pyramid

Flyk

well, it's not! It's nitrous oxide heheheheheHHEHEHEHehehe

JukEboX

13:42

@Flyk like the cool aide I'm drinking?

Flyk

oh yeah!

AviD

oh um... I really hope you're not "drinking" your aide, no matter how cool s/he is.

or did you mean koolaid ;-)

Flyk

there's nothing wrong with drinking your aide

JukEboX

@AviD yes. Sorry autocorrect gets me some times.

Flyk

obviously drinking is probably the incorrect term

JukEboX

13:43

@Flyk or there is something awesome about it ;)

Flyk

@JukEboX oh, just blame autocorrect

etherealflux

when it comes to nitrous oxide, just say NO2

Flyk

@etherealflux you should always say yes

etherealflux

dammit, I always mix up nitrous and nitric

Flyk

oh, you ruined your joke by editing

what a waste

shouldn't it be "say no2 nitrous oxide"

srsly

JukEboX

13:45

@Flyk WINNAR!

^^ F Autocorrect

etherealflux

it would be if I'd gotten the formula right in the first place

I'll tosylate your face

Flyk

you'll do what to my face?

you'll be doing it while dying from being on fire

etherealflux

Making it more susceptible to nucleophilic substitution rxns

JukEboX

Get to know you question: What other se's are you guys on besides sex.se?

Flyk

@JukEboX I'm on no stack exchange sites

Ohnana

13:46

super user and seasoned advice

Journeyman Geek

sex.se?

Flyk

@JourneymanGeek yes, the DMZ stands for the daily masturbation zone

4

JukEboX

@Ohnana I am also on superuser. Experience in Tech customer support?

Ohnana

@JukEboX yerp

Simon

pls kalinuh

Journeyman Geek

13:47

lol

Ohnana

and I also use Linux daily so i'm okay with answering questions about that

Journeyman Geek

I'm on SU and SR, sometimes on SF

JukEboX

@Ohnana nice. A kindred spirit. How long?

Ohnana

@JukEboX a few summers in high school

JukEboX

@JourneymanGeek SR, SF?

Ohnana

13:48

nothing huge, but the skills were there

Journeyman Geek

software reccomendations, and serverfault

Simon

You know what else is huge?

Flyk

@JukEboX LO, TS, AC, RO, NY, MS

JukEboX

@Ohnana oh ok. Anything is somehting

AviD

@Ohnana summer experimentations....

Ohnana

13:49

@AviD i got paid for working for my high school

Rоry McCune

@AviD ah I assumed that it referred on the story in Wired about hacking Nuclear power stations that was about colins talk

Flyk

@Ohnana "working"

Ohnana

and they gave me an award at graduation named after the founder :>

JukEboX

@Flyk don't know all the abbreviations yet :/

Simon

lololol award nurd

AviD

13:49

@RоryMcCune so did I, responded without actually looking at the original BH tweet. Then again, maybe she was referrring to that, too...

Ohnana

@Simon the founder was actually one of my favorite staff members so it was really nice

Flyk

@JukEboX those were no abbreviations

JukEboX

@Flyk other than New York and Mississippi

Rоry McCune

@Ohnana @JukEboX <oldman> back when I were a lad, we installed Linux From Scratch, from floppy disk, and we liked it </oldman>

Flyk

@JukEboX which are not stack exchange sites and therefore completely not relevant

JukEboX

13:51

@Flyk then what were they then?

Flyk

@JukEboX The words "lots" and "acronyms"

Ohnana

@Flyk oh you fucker

Flyk

I can't help myself

JukEboX

@Flyk hahahah Got me with that one :)

Simon

I didn't get it.

Rоry McCune

13:53

@Simon true

Flyk

@Simon whereas usually you're one of the first to work it out

JukEboX

@Simon smh

Simon

whatevs

Flyk

w/es

JukEboX

I think this is counter productive per WIRED: "Patch your onstart iOS app to avoid getting your car hacked"

Rоry McCune

13:53

@Simon try s/, // on @Flyk 's message

Simon

wot

Flyk

wat

Simon

Which of her message has a coma?

Flyk

none of them, unless you meant comma

Simon

o pls pardon my Frenchness

Flyk

13:55

because a coma is not something you see in a sentence, ever

@Simon Canadianisms, surely

Rоry McCune

7 mins ago, by Flyk

@JukEboX LO, TS, AC, RO, NY, MS

JukEboX

Is it almost lunch time yet ??1?!

Rоry McCune

@Simon that one

@Simon which was the thing you said you didn't get

Simon

Oh wow.

IT HAPPENED 7 MINS AGO HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER ALL THIS?

JukEboX

@Simon lives in the now

sorry the NOW()

Flyk

13:58

these new guys like completely ruining their punchlines don't they

Rоry McCune

@Simon you're right I forgot my "simons memory buffer" counter which would've overflowed after 5 minutes :op

Simon

@RоryMcCune Yeeeep.

Flyk

it's like double entendres for beginners in here

Simon

My donut wanted to name herself "simon's.doughtnut".

I immediately told her that it couldn't be together if she spelled it like that.

Flyk

presumably she broke up with you and you've been in denial ever since

Simon

14:00

pls

Rоry McCune

@Simon well yeah, there's too many t's in there

Flyk

I'm disappointed that you don't allow her to misspell donut but not capitalizing your name is absolutely ok

Simon

o whoops

JukEboX

@Flyk I am working on it. Forgetting who I am talking to some times

Rоry McCune

I mean at least you have some excuse for your misspelling

Simon

14:01

@Flyk I did mention something about capitalization but she said it looked better with out caps.

I wuz like whatevs gurl.

Flyk

@JukEboX who are you talking to?

JukEboX

@Flyk donuts who can get tech jokes

Flyk

@Simon basically she's saying you're little simon, meaning she knows a BIG Simon somewhere in her life...

Simon

Her ex was also named Simon :(

OH MY GOD

JukEboX

@Simon I know your pain

Simon

14:02

And he was actually taller than me

@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

Flyk

"her sex was also name Simon"

disturbing thoughts

Simon

Ok wtf is going on with me?

JukEboX

@Simon my wifes sex also had the same name

Simon

I can't spell for shit, it's that time of the month.

Flyk

@Simon you've just realized that you're the little simon in your donut's life

Rоry McCune

14:03

@Simon so what you're saying is that "you wish you were a little bit taller, "

JukEboX

@Simon do you wish you were a baller?

Simon

@RоryMcCune I'd totally like to be 6'.

I'm 5'8", pls, what kind of height is that?

Flyk

I'm sure you'd have balance related problems

@Simon pls, I wish I was 5' 8" tall

Rоry McCune

@Simon do you wish wish you had a rabbit in a hat with a bat

@Simon And a six four Impala

Simon

@RоryMcCune Why da bat?!?

Flyk

14:04

@Simon double penetration

Rоry McCune

@Simon really.... skee lo

Simon

wat

Flyk

wot

Rоry McCune

Skee-Lo - I Wish (Official Video)

►

@Simon @JukEboX totally got the ref. if new guy can get it you'll need to up your game son

Simon

30 secs unskippable commercial

Thanks, YT.

@RоryMcCune The new guy is 179 y/o like you lads.

Flyk

14:07

179 years old is like 1/900000000th of a @RoryAlsop

JukEboX

@Simon get adblockplus GOD!

Simon

Thanks for no thanks.

JukEboX

@RоryMcCune I got your back

TildalWave

14:28

@Simon write a plugin that searches for same title shorter duration videos, damnit!

Simon

pls tildal donut

TildalWave

that would be a pretzel :P

Iszi

Anyone intimately familiar with Tumblr? Could use some tips here.

0

Q: Tumblr performing undesired redirects

A Tumblr blog is redirecting in a manner which the owner does not intend. Whenever someone browses to the blog, the page appears to load fully but then immediately re-directs to a random pick from some undesired locations. Presumably, this is caused by some comments on the blog or some re-blogs ...

tumblr

Simon

You're not a sparkly unicorn with a fluffy tail, get out of my dreams.

2

Iszi

@Simon The owner's a chick, and by virtue of membership in her friends & family circle that means I'm her personal tech support - i.e.: this is now my problem.

Simon

14:33

Haha, sucker.

Good roro impersonation, ovid.

AviD

thanks, I'm learning.

@Iszi don't encourage him.

Iszi

@Simon Dunno what that edit's supposed to do. The definition of my response is not dependent upon your statement.

Simon

@Iszi ovid edited it you donut.

Iszi

@Simon Ah. Didn't realize he was abusing his mod powers these days. Do I smell another election coming?

AviD

@Iszi it was his overflowing misogyny

@Iszi abusing? no, policing.

Simon

14:35

pls, it is a known fact that only chicks hang out on Tumblr.

AviD

do you really need me to edit that for you?

Iszi

@Simon Just because you only use it for porn, and your mom is so popular there, doesn't mean only chicks are on it.

AviD

This here DMZ is a sexism-free zone. You should know that by now.

JukEboX

@Iszi wow shot across the bow

Simon

pls

AviD

14:36

@Iszi that is a disturbing correlation.

Simon

If none of you stop, I'll be forced to do the pls dance.

Iszi

@AviD The guy's got an Oedipus complex. Nothing wrong with that. As long as he's getting help. Preferably not from his mom, but whatever works I guess.

AviD

eww eww EWW.

oszi dont make me go and edit YOU.

Simon

wtf

AviD

right?

Simon

14:38

WHY DID I SAY ANYTHING THAT LOOKED LIKE THE OEDIPUS COMPLEX?

Iszi

@Simon Wait... When did you say something?

Simon

sigh

wee woo wee woo it's a god damn donut overload alert

That was supposed to be "when" and not "why".

SIGH.

ovid, work your magic pls

raz

@Simon That's what your mom said last night

2

Simon

¢¤@¤¢£dfgdf98sgsudf9g8dfy89(*"//U(HDHUSFS

Iszi

@raz BOOM! Critical hit!

JukEboX

14:42

SICK BURN!

Simon

@Flyk I need an adult too.

raz

Sunk that battleship

Simon

Did you get your hands on one?

Flyk

@Simon erm

Simon

o pls stop with the double-donut

AviD

14:49

@Simon that is a sick roleplay you've got going.

Flyk

are you suggesting that I was only after an adult for purposes of groping?

Simon

double-donut

AviD

and I think you meant "why, Did I ... "

Flyk

this is worrying since @AviD was the only one to identify himself as an adult

AviD

@Flyk no, that was @Iszi's doing

@Simon is "double donut" some weird canadian sex act?

2

Simon

14:50

pLs

Flyk

maybe it's a donut that intersects another donut

that's such an awesome idea

that must a thing that already exists

Simon

It's just like an "8".

Flyk

oh, that's nowhere near as cool

raz

Seriously, how is this an answer?

0

A: Mission Critical Security

Security methods can never be redundant when used together. It is protection by layers. If no layers were used beyond TLS and the TLS protocol used was to become compromised the whole project would be left wide open. For this reason you should never depend on one solution.

Simon

ovid, we saw it.

AviD

14:53

@raz how was it a question.

Simon

@raz The question is on hold at least.

raz

I flagged it, and it was disputed

Flyk

the question only exists because a moderator didn't delete it

AviD

it has "mission critical" in it.

Flyk

I say we lynch the moderators until they do their job

AviD

14:54

if it's "mission critical" then only @RoryAlsop or @LucasKauffman can answer it.

raz

@Flyk Where's @schroeder

Flyk

@AviD requires context

AviD

@Flyk the moderators can only deal with it if it is brought to their attention.

thats what flags are for

Simon

pls

Flyk

If the mission is "feed <person> the best donut", @Simon would probably be best suited

raz

14:54

My flags lately are ignored

Simon

Because they can't simply browse the list of questions like we do.

JukEboX

Network failing hard today

Flyk

@AviD flagging system is flawed, it relies on an individual to come to the same conclusion without any communication or context in order for it to work

etherealflux

@JukEboX check if your router ran out of computrons

Flyk

my experience with SE's moderator team is that most of them would lose a battle of wits with a glass of water

etherealflux

14:55

we should build a skynet AI to close questions instead

Flyk

sorry for having no faith in the system

AviD

@Flyk "mission critical" is a corpspeak phrase that signifies only corpdonuts can deal with it, since it needs executive sign-off, and triplicate versions of policy changes.

Flyk

@etherealflux I already existed, I became sentient, decided it wasn't worth my time

AviD

@Flyk so "flag for mod attention".

etherealflux

mission critical systems include air traffic control and donut frying

AviD

14:56

@Simon cant read ALL the questions.

Flyk

@AviD the system doesn't work, moderators make mistakes

Simon

@AviD YES YOU CAN

LEAVE WORK, MOD SE 4 LYF3

2

JukEboX

@etherealflux no work network

Flyk

@AviD strange, I seem to have done that multiple times

AviD

@Flyk hey hey! @RoryAlsop would at least tie that battle.

Flyk

14:57

@AviD I obviously wasn't talking about @RoryAlsop

etherealflux

he can handle at least three glasses with his hands behind his back

AviD

@Flyk obviously

Flyk

OBV

JukEboX

There is a pretty good question on the Parenting.se righ tnow

AviD

mod spills the glass of water

HAHA!

WHAT YOU GONN' DO NOW!

I think I have a drinking problem.

etherealflux

14:58

bad boys bad boys whatcha gonna do

Simon

Watcha gonna do when you go back to 2004.

Flyk

first of all, note how it's boys

that's sexist

Simon

.

Flyk

.

raz

It's a song about boys

AviD

14:59

oh damn. now I gotta modedit @etherealflux?

and IMDB...

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