The DMZ

Flyk

15:04

@DavidFreitag I'm lucky to get 25mb/s

David Freitag

Bummer.

TildalWave

can some mod please merge these two accounts security.stackexchange.com/questions/95355/… (see the edit)? cheers!

actually wait, we don't really have the option to merge accounts without dev help, or do we?

etherealflux

@raz moderate misunderstanding of how crypto works, casual allegations of government conspiracy, a vague answer that doesn't really say anything

5 stars out of 5

AviD

@RоryMcCune thanks for that dadjokes reddit. It's funny, and it's not like I had any work to do today...

David Freitag

@AviD You needed the break after the morning you've had.

TildalWave

15:10

@raz too many things wrong with that answer, I won't even bother with a comment... -1

that question seems like a dupe tho

AviD

@DavidFreitag so actually, turns out they had to replace the battery altogether. Sucks... eeeexcept that it was still under warranty, just barely. So I got a fresh battery and warranty restart, for free.

They even drove me home while they worked on it, then drove my car over when they were done. Awesome place.

David Freitag

@AviD Considering the laundry list of other potential problems, I would call that a win.

AviD

but yeah, a little bit of humour (very little bit) goes a long way to break a crappy mood.

is it terrible that some of those dadjokes were really making me laugh?

TildalWave

@AviD what do you drive?

AviD

@TildalWave ...your mother crazy!

damn I'm infected

Ford peoplewagon.

David Freitag

15:15

@AviD You are a dad, thus you are the target audience for such jokes. If you did not laugh I might be a little worried.

AviD

@DavidFreitag you're wrong. The target audience for dadjokes is dad's kids.

David Freitag

@AviD No, then they would be called "Jokes for dad's kids", not "dad jokes"

TildalWave

you two are using target and audience for jokes all wrong

AviD

you're missing the point. It's not a question of who enjoys them, it's who they're aimed at.

"aimed" as in pointed, like a gun. Or a missle.

Though for the record, my kids usually enjoy these jokes more than I do.

Flyk

I wish I had a missile to aim at somebody

preferably one with a nuclear warhead

Simon

15:20

Nuclear launch detected.

AviD

there we go again, with @Flyk's penis envy. Damn Freud.

Simon

ovid

David Freitag

@AviD hahahaha

TildalWave

@AviD I think she's referring to weapons of mass destruction, not weapons of mass reproduction :P

AviD

@TildalWave Exhibit A: @Simon. Now you tell me, is there a difference?

Simon

15:24

wat

David Freitag

@AviD Wait... did you just... compliment... @Simon...?

AviD

not in the slightest, quite the opposite. Emphatically so, in fact.

if its not clear, ask his donut.

TildalWave

@AviD now that you mention it, not really... nuclear winter / canada ... same consequences

David Freitag

@AviD Oh, I read about it on her blog.

AviD

heh

David Freitag

15:27

It's a good thing @Simon doesn't know about it. Maan the things she says about him.

Rоry McCune

@DavidFreitag "today @Simon did not properly appreciate my sprinkles"

Simon

pLs

Flyk

@AviD I suffer from no penis envy at all

AviD

hehehe "sprinkles"

that's inappropriate @roro!

@Flyk oh I know all about your collection.

Flyk

you know nothing

at all, in any subject

AviD

15:28

jon snow

TildalWave

@AviD would hundreds-and-thousands make it any better?

David Freitag

jern sner

AviD

@TildalWave that's too many. Ask @Adi.

David Freitag

@AviD Ok, then, how much is just right Goldilocks?

AviD

I wouldnt know about Goldilocks, I'm married.

Simon

15:30

lolmarried

David Freitag

@AviD What does being married have to do with your fascination of porridge?

AviD

now I'm confused

wait, what is porridge a euphemism for?

TildalWave

@DavidFreitag imprisonment?

David Freitag

Have you never heard of the three little bears?

Flyk

@Simon I know, she totally pulled the short straw on that one didn't she?

David Freitag

15:32

Goldilocks and the Three Bears

"Goldilocks and the Three Bears" and the older story title, "The Story of the Three Bears", is a fairy tale with two variants. The original tale has three bachelor bears living in a house in the forest, and a dirty old woman as the story's antagonist. The first variant is an adaptation introducing Goldilocks to the story as the antagonist. The second variant has the three bachelor bears transformed into Papa, Mama and Baby Bear. Both the little girl and the Bear family have remained in the tale through various editions over the years. The original tale tells of an ugly, old woman who enters the...

Flyk

I like your clarification of "so" short

as in "it's still short but it's not that short"

AviD

well

you know how 95% of guys are bigger than average

David Freitag

Define "average"

AviD

and 80% are better than average drivers

Flyk

your sentence makes no sense

AviD

15:34

well yeah, exactly

your sentience makes no sense

Flyk

average indicates an average, the majority cannot be above average or else the average would follow them

David Freitag

I think you need to collect some empirical data @Avid. Get your ruler.

AviD

agghh help @RоryMcCune I cant stop!

@Flyk YES EXACTLY thatsthejoke.jpg

Flyk

It wasn't funny

Neither are you

@DavidFreitag they don't make rulers that short

raz

@TildalWave Yeah, and everyone's answer is terrible

AviD

15:35

it wasnt supposed to be. I was referencing a well known pseudo-statistic, as defense for excluding myself from that.

David Freitag

@Flyk Yes they do @Simon told me so.

AviD

although, mathematically it is possible - if the standard deviation is quite large for those smaller than the average.

TildalWave

@raz that's why I looked for a dupe, but couldn't find it ... I swear there's a better thread for that same question tho, it might just be worded too differently

Simon

@Flyk Poor woman.

@DavidFreitag lsp

TildalWave

@Flyk use calipers then

oops, a plural noun

Simon

15:38

What the hell?

18

Q: WarGames: Platforms to practice and improving your hacking skill set

Do you know of any good free platform in which we can practice mechanisms such as XSS, SQL injection, low level, reverse engineering and other hacking skills online? For example, I really liked Smash The Stack back then. (Note: it's not recommended to get into the Tags section, Just SSH to the s...

professional-education

This is a blatant product recommendation!

raz

@Simon Meh, we get that question quite often

Simon

da new mod commented on it without closing it

lulz lulz lulz

Cheers lads.

etherealflux

@Simon cia.gov

David Freitag

@etherealflux healthcare.gov

raz

@TildalWave Hurray for Google!

1

Q: Is it possible to recover securely deleted data from H.D.D using the forensics?

I just want to know if it's possible to recover and see securely(or wiped out) deleted data from H.D.D using forensics ? Imagine police have arrested a hacker and that hacker,before getting caught,has been removed all information which leads him/her to be found guilty on his/her pc using securel...

forensics

TildalWave

15:42

@raz oh yey cool

Simon

@raz Duplicate of a duplicate of a duplicate.

raz

dedup while you dedup

etherealflux

Not just any forensics

THE forensics

TildalWave

@etherealflux looks like there's 2 easy rep for you then

(hint: edit)

Rоry McCune

reddit.com/r/Cisco/comments/3excu7/… <-- so glad I don't have to deal with "enterprise" companies like Cisco

etherealflux

15:48

@TildalWave Aren't minor grammatical edits discouraged? I vaguely remember reading that somewhere

I might just be a lunatic though

TildalWave

@etherealflux yeah but there's a few of them, and some sentences are a bit awkward

has been removed all information...

etherealflux

ah yeah, that could use some tidying

TildalWave

forensics of police...

Simon

Why don't you all just stop and do the pls dance?

TildalWave

@Simon because she'd laugh and ask why I try again after just failing a few hours ago?

AviD

15:51

@RоryMcCune a good reminder why I shouldnt go work there

a company they bought every so often tries to recruit me.. was fine having them as a client, but I aint gonna work there

David Freitag

@RоryMcCune That's brutal.

I would fly to the Cisco headquarters and heave the firewall through their front door.

AviD

yeah, sounds awful, but also SOP.

Simon

alSOP

AviD

@Simon -.-

...

Standard Operating Procedure

David Freitag

@AviD Yeah well their SOP can go play with itself in the corner.

Rоry McCune

15:54

@AviD yeah thema and people like Oracle, who regard getting security patches for a product you've paid them for as a privilege that you need to pay them more for

Simon

roro al standard operating procedure

AviD

@RоryMcCune they regard talking to you at all as a special privilege you need to pay for

David Freitag

@RоryMcCune Heh, imagine having to pay for java updates

They'd be quadrillionaires

Rоry McCune

lol

AviD

oh jeez @RоryMcCune I cant stop clicking

etherealflux

15:58

@DavidFreitag "A Java update is ready to be installed! You have the latest version of Java already."

every

time

David Freitag

@etherealflux A java up- process ended

every

time

Rоry McCune

@AviD sorry I shouldn't have linked a dadjokes page to you... although really I should be apologising to your wife and kids, who'll likely need to hear them...

TildalWave

@DavidFreitag wait isn't that Starbucks?

David Freitag

@TildalWave I have never once paid for any form of coffee, nor do I intend to.

etherealflux

@DavidFreitag Nevermind their endless threats that they will eventually disable unsigned applets

eventually, at some point, maybe eventaully

David Freitag

16:00

@etherealflux Several engineering applets that I use have been blocked, but I suspect that Chrome is the one doing the blocking.

AviD

@RоryMcCune I usually dont like that kind of humor, but there are some good ones.

my son particularly likes them - we call them "2nd grade humor" (he's in 5th... )

TildalWave

@DavidFreitag wot?

that wasn't a question

David Freitag

@TildalWave wat

etherealflux

@DavidFreitag You have to turn down Java security, then turn it down again, then do a little dance to amuse it

TildalWave

my point was there is a quadrillionaire company serving java updates

David Freitag

16:02

@TildalWave Yes, and my point was not to me.

TildalWave

well me neither, their coffee sucks

AviD

@TildalWave yeah, and their milky drinks barely taste like coffee

TildalWave

or milk for the matter

David Freitag

16:33

@TildalWave But why? Milk is delicious!

TildalWave

32 mins ago, by AviD

@TildalWave yeah, and their milky drinks barely taste like coffee

or, [indeed, taste like] milk

David Freitag

ah

TildalWave

16:55

so I got some nice dutch habanero seeds ... and I'm now hesitating if I should plant some already or not

David Freitag

@TildalWave No, you should dry, then grind them into a fine powder. Mix that into tabasco sauce and put it into an eye dropper. I think you can see where this is going.

TildalWave

@DavidFreitag but I'll also get ghost and scorpion pepper seeds, so I should wait, right? :)

habanero is nothing compared to those

David Freitag

@TildalWave The more the merrier.

@TildalWave Yes but even simple habanero will ignite the surface of your eyeball as if you had a mini star embedded within your skull.

TildalWave

@DavidFreitag erm not really, I just did that a few days ago and I was fine

I was deseeding them, then scratched my eye of course

no latex gloves either, of course

they're only about 300k sku ... quite a bit less than pepper sprays

etherealflux

17:13

I got cayenne pepper powder up my nose once

not much, but it still woke me up for sure

TildalWave

I'm used to chili peppers and I grow some on my windowsill... problem with habanero is that they grow in a rather tall bush so I now hesitate to plant some because that means I'd have to have them on the balcony (can't put that in the garden, everything gets hot then, including tomatoes and green salads LOL)

so the problem now is if I'd grow any by the time the winter comes

they're kinda similar to Jamaican bell chili that I have, and that one grows painfully slow

(but is a huge plant)

etherealflux

17:34

I went on r/badcode again and almost died

Ohnana

@etherealflux pffft

etherealflux

paste.ee/p/bZgzF

you can feel your soul trying to escape your body as you hit line 194

Simon

ohnuhnuh pls

@etherealflux BUT IS IT DURABLE?

David Freitag

@etherealflux Yeah, that is weird. I wish it would come back.

Ohnana

@Simon pls?

Simon

17:42

@etherealflux So, instead of having an attribute "durable" in the class Material, he does that?

Ohnana

@etherealflux oh fuck what am i looking at

etherealflux

welcome to hell

David Freitag

@Ohnana Your soul leaving your body

Ohnana

this is why my minecraft runs at 3GB

THIS IS WHY

David Freitag

@Ohnana No Java is why.

Ohnana

17:43

@DavidFreitag that too...

David Freitag

The old java double whammy.

Ohnana

i'm looking forward to the C++ remake, I just don't want microsoft to kill the game

Simon

pls all java is a little bit love, a little bit life.

etherealflux

it's 9.4 thousand lines of code

Simon

@Ohnana ... It's Microsoft dude, they're gonna kill it.

Ohnana

17:45

@Simon which is why I have 3 backups of all tarballs for my mod packs

Simon

@etherealflux Probably 2k of those lines are return THIS || THAT

Ohnana

and if it comes to it I'll crack em so i can urn it without auth

Simon

o

Ohnana

I am prepared more for the end of minecraft than for the end of times

etherealflux

        int howMany = 1;
        if (argsLength == 1) {
            if (args0.equalsIgnoreCase("dontexecutethiscommand") || args0.equalsIgnoreCase("all")) {
                howMany = MethodsForReference.getAmount(player, 7);
            }
            else {
                howMany = 1;
            }
        }

god what

Simon

17:46

HE INITIALIZES IT AT 1

WHY ELSE 1 YOU SILLY MONG

etherealflux

the magic 7 is nice, too

item ID change = apocalypse

Simon

His names seem to be very non-representative too.

MethodsForReference

Yeah ok bro.

raz

We should have a delete reason "You're Late to the Game"

etherealflux

nevermind the thesis that is the "raise price" method

Ohnana

didStuffHappen

etherealflux

17:53

something happened

David Freitag

I'M SO CONFUSED

@etherealflux What is this anyway?

etherealflux

It's a Bukkit server plugin for Minecraft

David Freitag

vomits

etherealflux

I'm working on a plugin right now...sadly none of its methods are anywhere near as large as overflowMethod

One day, one day

overflowmethod2

David Freitag

This person has obviously never heard of a switch/case

etherealflux

17:59

[rm -rf's internally]

David Freitag

I wonder what would happen if we ran some static analysis tools on this pile of crap

etherealflux

@DavidFreitag a scream followed by a gunshot?

David Freitag

@etherealflux several gunshots

Ohnana

@DavidFreitag it's adventure time mofo

etherealflux

@Ohnana I don't want to go on this adventure

Ohnana

18:02

@etherealflux i can't find a good analyser for java so we're not

David Freitag

@etherealflux Too bad, life is tough get a hemlet

23

Q: Static Analysis tool recommendation for Java?

Being vaguely familiar with the Java world I was googling for a static analysis tool that would also was intelligent enough to fix the issues it finds. I ran at CodePro tool but, again, I'm new to the Java community and don't know the vendors. What tool can you recommend based on the criteria a...

java static-analysis

Not searching hard enough.

Ohnana

@DavidFreitag i saw that

the free one is 404ing and the other two i think are paid

so.

David Freitag

That's because they are sourceforge links

And sourceforge is no longer usable

Herringbone_Cat

sourceforge is very usable if you want to run analysis on what kind of malicious traffic might egress your system after installing questionable binaries

David Freitag

4

Q: Is there an IntelliJ Java Profiler

Is there a Profiler for IntelliJ like the one for Matlab? lets say you have this code a = true; i = 0; while(a) { if(a) i++ // some fancy stuff which takes 1 second each loop if(i > 1e6) break; } Now lets say i run the code In Matlab it would look like this after i opened th...

java intellij-idea profiler

Ohnana

18:06

@DavidFreitag wat

David Freitag

@Ohnana yall hurd me

Ohnana

you're a little more motivated than I am

David Freitag

I searched google for "jetbrains java profiler" it was literally the first result.

Herringbone_Cat

JetBrains has a fancy website that seems to cater to startup employees doing Java, but the old-timer Java devs I work with seem to like YourKit profiler much better.

Ohnana

@DavidFreitag i didn't know what a profiler was ;-;

etherealflux

18:13

@Ohnana it's a program that discriminates against certain types of objects based entirely on their public attributes

Simon

@Ohnana You live l'America of the Super United, you should know what profiling is.

Ohnana

@etherealflux @simon racist programming jokes \o/

Simon

\o/

Ohnana

@Simon i live in the northeast US which hides their profiling tyvm

Simon

np

David Freitag

18:15

@Herringbone_Cat I like JetBrains because of the integration with VisualStudio. It was what I knew so I looked it up.

Herringbone_Cat

@DavidFreitag ah yeah, we use VS but for C#, and do use JetBrains resharper. But Java devs are living in Eclipse.

David Freitag

@Herringbone_Cat You can use VS for Java? I use JB for C# as well. resharper is also tons of help

Herringbone_Cat

@DavidFreitag yes, especially with the release of VS 2015 it's becoming more Java and also DevOps/open framework friendly

etherealflux

I do everything in Powerpoint

jetbrains doesn't offer transitions

David Freitag

@Herringbone_Cat Oh right, they are doing node.js integration with ASP.Net stuff I forgot about that. Ewwwww

Herringbone_Cat

18:22

@DavidFreitag a lot more than that, actually, with VS 2015. It's starting to look better than Eclipse.

David Freitag

Good, eclipse sucks.

Herringbone_Cat

This is an extremely rare instance of me giving praise to a Microsoft product, so, revel in it.

David Freitag

@Herringbone_Cat Oh I'm revelling in it alright.

Well, revelling in something anyway.

Herringbone_Cat

Good, as long as there is revelry all is well

Ohnana

eclipse made me hate ides

Herringbone_Cat

18:26

I basically do all of my development in vim. But I'm an exception.

Simon

You're also a huge nurd.

David Freitag

@Herringbone_Cat You and @Thomas alike.

Herringbone_Cat

guilty as charged

@DavidFreitag It took me years to transition from vi to vim. The ANSI color scared me. :)

David Freitag

It took me years to exit vi the first time I decided to try running it

In the end I just hit the reset button on the board.

Herringbone_Cat

That sounds about right. I should compile some photographs of former pico/nano users switching to vi, and the expressions on their faces.

Well, you know, CTRL+Z still works

David Freitag

18:29

I like nano, it's simple and it's user friendly.

Simon

^

Thomas Pornin

@Herringbone_Cat I used to configure my vim in monochrome (I had become lazy and my code was not as readable as it should without the colours, so removing the colours forced me to write better code).

Ohnana

@Herringbone_Cat same!

Thomas Pornin

But anyway I started using vim at the time of vim-3.0, which did not support colours (and I was using it in an old xterm that did not support colours either).

Herringbone_Cat

@ThomasPornin ah yes, I was tempted to do that, but I later found the ANSI color to help me do things like, close loops with fi or }

Thomas Pornin

18:30

@Herringbone_Cat I have reactivated colours since that time.

Herringbone_Cat

I was also doing Solaris-based things lately until around 2010, so, Solaris didn't even come with vim (it was a third party package), so I was very used to regular old vi.

Thomas Pornin

@Herringbone_Cat The problem with the traditional vi is the one-level undo.

Apart from that, it is fine.

etherealflux

19:07

@DavidFreitag this ^

vim and emacs are like defusing a bomb

but nothing can rival Powerpoint's extensive collection of dark brown backgrounds with black text

Herringbone_Cat

if by that you mean instead of taking an hour to defuse it, you just go snip snip snip and it's nice and neat, then yes

@etherealflux No one has yet to be accused of Death by VIM, but "Death by PowerPoint" is something I have suffered through and barely lived to tell the tale.

Simon

@etherealflux Are you an adept of gradient backgrounds?

etherealflux

@Simon Back in my middle school days, I used a different gradient style and color scheme for every slide

Simon

@etherealflux That's when you realized that you were born to use PP.

etherealflux

@Simon I also used the "bomb" sound

@Simon and per-letter transitions on everything

AviD

19:17

@Simon did you misspell "PHP"?

Simon

@etherealflux That'd be a bit excessive.

ovid pls

etherealflux

@Simon some of them took 10-15 seconds to complete

Mistakes were made.

Simon

Haha.

etherealflux

I'm working on a scheme for powerpointDB

the first version implements noSQL; each slide is an object

the second version is SQL; each slide is a table

all data is stored as a screenshot of text

AviD

@etherealflux the story of @Simon's life.

etherealflux

19:19

it uses OCR

to support ACID principles, a new copy is saved whenever someone makes a change

Simon

Acid over Sydney

etherealflux

(it was also designed on acid)

David Freitag

@etherealflux I still prefer nano.

etherealflux

:23118748

oops

I'm good at keyboards

I'm slooooowly learning vim

but I use nano most of the time

David Freitag

@etherealflux You can click the arrow to the left of that message and delete it, if you wish.

Simon

19:23

If you wish.

David Freitag

@Simon Upon a star?

Simon

Upon a donut you donut.

etherealflux

@DavidFreitag but can we do that with @Simon 's messages?

David Freitag

@etherealflux Only if you have a diamond next to your name.

Simon

@etherealflux Only the blue donuts can do that.

chat.stackexchange.com/…

Rory Alsop

19:26

@Simon but obviously we can be asked to do it, by other people... if we are called Ovid, obviously

Simon

Silly ovid.

Rory Alsop

@Simon 8 hundred and 9!!!!!

Simon

@RoryAlsop Yeah, not too bad eh?

AviD

@RoryAlsop so I can ask you to do that?

Rory Alsop

@AviD clever

English is a wonderfully interpretive language, isn't it

etherealflux

19:30

New rule: all chats must be rhyming couplets starting now

David Freitag

I did had done gone and dang

etherealflux

you might say this is a bad idea, but I honestly don't see how

AviD

@etherealflux you're a rhyming couplet

Rory Alsop

@AviD he is a rhyming something...

:-)

etherealflux

STARVING POET

David Freitag

19:31

Woo hoo it works!

AviD

@etherealflux you should try jousting

David Freitag

(so far)

raz

@AviD @schroeder Another "off-topic" close that I would mark as "On-topic", or migrate to HackOverflow.

security.stackexchange.com/review/close/56122

David Freitag

@raz They let HackOverflow into beta?

etherealflux

try flipping the cache ram

with a ddos

then export your mysql roms

to leverage the dns

AviD

19:34

@raz of course its on topic, why wouldnt it be on topic?

it is a crappy closeworthy question, though.

but definitely on topic.

David Freitag

@etherealflux There is no cache memory, this is an ARM Cortex-M0+ microcontroller with 32k of sram

raz

Why should it be closed?

@AviD Ok, we seem to agree. And I will renounce my support for HackOverflow.

etherealflux

@DavidFreitag in that case, you'll have to use ARP to invert the bitshift

David Freitag

@etherealflux I think that /r/badcode post may have permanently damaged your brain.

Perhaps it is time for a hard reset?

AviD

@raz actually no, I dont think its closeworthy.

David Freitag

19:37

@ThomasPornin Speaking of which, if you would like me to run some tests of BearSSL on some really low power stuff, let me know.

raz

@AviD bunch of savages in this town

AviD

@raz why did you VtC?

raz

@AviD I don't have the time to respond today, but I probably wil tomorrow.

@AviD I didn't, I was reviewing a vote to close and I voted to "Leave Open"

David Freitag

@raz Negative, I am meat popsicle.

AviD

@raz some people freak out any time they see any kind of code.

raz

19:40

@AviD "OMG HE'S TRYING TO HACK THE PLANET"

etherealflux

so I accidentally streamed a binary file as content to be rendered instead of an attachment

Firefox died a painful death

@raz NOT THE GIBSON

AviD

@raz "SQL INJECTION SHOULD BE ON STACK OVERFLOW"

etherealflux

"I'm anti-vaccination and I don't believe in SQL injection"

AviD

@etherealflux "that's a functional bug, not security"

raz

@AviD feature

AviD

19:44

true story, I actually had a lead programmer at a ridiculously big security company argue with me that a buffer overflow vuln we found is a functional bug, not a security one. SMH.

etherealflux

@AviD h o w

"well, the user might want to write their own custom %ebp values..."

AviD

I tried taking back to basics to explain what I mean by "security bug", and how it doesnt conflict, but he didnt want to hear it.

CodesInChaos

data.stackexchange.com is full of SQL injection vulnerabilities.

AviD

The good thing, is that guy is now a dev manager at Oracle. Birds of a feather, and all that.

David Freitag

Ah, the president of this company is a bit naive. He is expecting to get >1 year battery life out of a product with a 110mAh battery.

etherealflux

19:52

what kind of power draw?

David Freitag

For reference, that's approximately 1/15th that of a single AA alkaline battery.

etherealflux

it's teeny

David Freitag

@etherealflux It's an 8bit micro with a bluetooth 4.0 module

etherealflux

my phone has a 7.2 Ah battery because I like being able to destroy tanks with it

David Freitag

So probably 20mA nominal with large 50mA gulps during transmit

etherealflux

19:54

so if we do some math here

110 / 20 = not a year, unless it's only powered on a few hours per year

David Freitag

@etherealflux Plus there's a vibrator motor in there too. It's not looking good.

AviD

@DavidFreitag wat

@DavidFreitag what kind of... what in hell are you building

etherealflux

lololol

Hey, I guess everything needs smartphone integration these days

David Freitag

@AviD It's basically a microphone that is constantly monitoring the volume of speech in the vicinity, if it rises over a certain threshold, the vibrator motor alerts the user.

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