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@RоryMcCune I'm too scared to click.
 
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01:28
morin
mornin
02:00
morning
is 3AM here though
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06:30
@RоryMcCune hahaha, subtle, rickrolled us in the conversation about being rickrolled. nice metarickroll.
07:08
@AviD yeah I was wondering if I'd get anyone with that :)
@Simon come on now... #YOLO!
We were cranking on these, but some other design stuff that was more time sensitive slowed the rollout a bit. You should see these picking up pace again pretty soon. — Jaydles ♦ 7 hours ago
Re the new profile pages.
07:34
@AviD woo
07:45
@RоryMcCune oh, I didn't know you were a woo girl
@AviD what the stuff is a "woo girl"
?
heh
heya
@RоryMcCune ah ah.
Seen that one :)
07:46
@AviD ahh not really seen that series..
@RоryMcCune for shame
@AviD yeah I'm aware of it and the chars and that it has a lame ending but that's about it..
@RоryMcCune never seen the last season :P but I heard the rumours. Doesn't make me want to see it now
@RоryMcCune and the explanation....
@M'vy I liked the ending.
07:48
@TerryChia for shame
@M'vy the last season is great. it's just the last episode.
@AviD What can I say? I like unconventional endings :)
well actually the last episode is great. it's just the last half of episode.
@M'vy You gonna get GW2:HoT?
@TerryChia Game something 2 something Of Thrones?
@AviD lol. guild wars 2 expansion.
07:56
@TerryChia probably not
I've stopped playing GW2 a long time ago
I should play GW2 some more at some point.
But that requires reinstalling it and all that.
08:37
so gaming types are FINAL FANTASY VII REMAKE and SHENMUE 3 seminal/good games?
seems to be a lot of excitement about them...
Shenmue 1 was critically acclaimed. 2 IIRC was a flop.
09:12
I'd likely buy FF VII if it were on sale. ;p
09:37
@Arperum Drop me a message if you do.
@Arperum yeah that too. Not sure it's still on my computer
@Arperum plus: it's steam's summer sales :)
10:07
Stats from our blog
Which hasn't had a post for a wee bit @AviD .....
interesting numbers though - CIA gets top billing every week
@RoryAlsop should make a post about NSA
@RoryAlsop woh. Blogging heh
10:33
@RoryAlsop Interesting, I wrote that one right?
@TerryChia yup - you are winning
Yay! :)
and @Lucas is 2nd
and @ScottPack 3rd
It's probably a widely Googled topic.
@TerryChia yarr
10:43
@TerryChia you're a widely googled topic.
and unlike BEAST, CRIME and other specific blog posts which were very peaky with a long tail, the CIA one has a wonderful graph of increasing views per day over time
@RoryAlsop is this the line for @Simon's mom?
pffft - pls ovid
I'm thinking I should probably delete that. That was harsh
@AviD No, else you would be first in line.
10:45
@TerryChia naw, man, I dont wait in line.
@TerryChia around 97% of all blog visits are via google. Amazing
next highest is Bing at <1%
can you tell I'm on a conf call? ... Why else would I be idly browsing statistics
@RoryAlsop dunno, maybe you're on line for @Simon's mom
@AviD so rude
I knooow, I dunno whats wrong with me today
@AviD lose your place?
in the line?
10:52
lol
11:04
@AviD s/today//g :op
11:33
@TerryChia I can't guarantee that to happen this year :p I have way to much games that I need to play.
Certainly not going to happen before august.
@RоryMcCune No, no, no. Not "woo" at all. Looks like they haven't even started judging by that sentence.
ovid pls
11:51
@Simon I know, too much, right?
rekt
@AviD How about you do the pls dance instead?
pls, I can't dance
I can't talk
only thing about me
Everybody can dance, especially when there's alcohol involved.
> is the way that I walk
@Simon for shame
wot
12:01
well to be fair, you werent even born then
I love it when older people are like "YOU DON'T KNOW X THING FROM THE 80S?!?!?"
If that came out in January or mid-February, I wasn't even born yet!
@Simon given that you were born in 2001, that's true
pls I'm 12
12:03
@Simon did you hear about some old guy, started singing some retro style music, very cool! Paul Mc-something or other...
@Simon ah sorry thought you were 14 now
@AviD Oh man... Recently, he did a collab with Kanye West and Rihanna was in there too I believe and some fucking retards on Twitter went like "Kanye is such a good guy, he's giving a career to Paul McCartney!".
@Simon hehe
@RоryMcCune Some people are forever alone. Personally, I'm forever 12.
Good Guy Kanye
meme needed
@RоryMcCune hahaha I'd never seen that end bit before
where he's doing a Michael Jackson
and they drag him away
12:08
They did that with your mom too.
@Simon a michael jackson dance?
No, the Robo Kitty dance.
@Simon you should do that at your wedding.
yknow, IF you ever get married.
in fact! I dare you to commit RIGHT NOW to doing the robo kitty dance at your wedding, whenever it is.
both you AND your husband.
lulz you donut
Mod ping this user to bring her in the chat, alright? ux.stackexchange.com/users/67321/marcie-kaiser
It could be a match for @TerryChia.
why?
12:13
I JUST SAID WHY!
> Apparently, this user prefers to keep an air of mystery about them.
@Simon no, I said why
/cc @RоryMcCune ^
Oh yeah, I totally know what happened at the end of Season 5 and I haven't even watched the show yet, ffs
okay, spoiler alerts there.
@RoryAlsop It's also worth pointing out that 4 of those posts are mine. :)
lol
I think they caught up with the books now?
12:18
@JourneymanGeek How's your silly dog doing?
@JourneymanGeek passed
ahh
(heh. I need to catch up at some point)
@AviD well in some places and not in others
haven't watched past the first season so... ;p
@JourneymanGeek the books and the TV series have largely diverged now, they're telling a similar but different story
12:19
yeah, I figured
whole storylines in the book are entirely different on TV
Its one of those shows I probably need to watch at a go tho
it's not just that they've cut out some details
the books are good but complex. ;p
@JourneymanGeek and a bit long-winded in places
12:20
heh. I need a ball of yarn and a large diagram to tell who stabbed who in the back
and I've always been more of a scifi guy
@JourneymanGeek all in here dorkly.com/post/73909/…
@Simon: old, grumpy and adorable.
@JourneymanGeek A tiny grumpy dog has to be super adorable.
(dark matter excites me quite a bit. And that other show that I can't remember the name of)
not just the stabbing, also who did, umm, other stuff, to whom in the back
12:22
@AviD lulz
@AviD "NSA Triad" sounds more conspiracy theory / illuminati / UFOs / donuts
@TildalWave @tildal! havent seen you around in a while.
@AviD Really? I've been around, waiting so you shift your mood to acceptable :P
Joking. Been busy with family matters
@TildalWave always accepting, never acceptable.
Wait GoT S5/EP10 that's the end of the season? Huh? It just started and now again almost a year long wait?
12:29
Yes lad.
can't they just move cams closer to their faces to reduce the size of the background set, make script up on the spot and speak Spanish?
@TildalWave BBC style
At least Mr. Robot is watchable
Deeply flawed but watchable
@AviD yes just wanted to comment on that
but BBC style means 13 episodes per season
oh hey @TildalWave, I have a logo request, when you have some free time....
@TildalWave ah true
BBC also cancelled Top Gear in mid season, y'know.
12:35
@AviD end of this week
@Simon Top Gear canceled itself
pls
oh thanks, no rush at all... only need it in a few weeks
@Simon nah they finished the available episodes and have now announced a new series
with <shudder> Chris Evans
Chris Donut.
@RоryMcCune The captain 'murika guy?
12:47
^no that guy
He looks like a god damn donut that you wanna punch in da face.
@RоryMcCune missing a sheild
@Simon or kick in the nuts
Yeah, both.
@Simon yeah, he also swore up and down he wouldn't take the job ... boys a muppet
@RоryMcCune who's he?
12:48
@RоryMcCune Sigh.
A drama queen?
pretty sure you mean this guy
Christopher Robert "Chris" Evans (born June 13, 1981) is an American actor and film director. Evans is best known for his superhero roles as the Marvel Comics characters Steve Rogers / Captain America in the Marvel Cinematic Universe and Johnny Storm / Human Torch in Fantastic Four (2005) and Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007). Evans began his career on the television series Opposite Sex (2000), moving to film in 2001 with Not Another Teen Movie. == Early lifeEdit == Chris Evans was born in Boston and raised in the town of Sudbury. His mother, Lisa (Capuano), is an artistic director...
@TildalWave british TV person, did a show called TFI Friday, now on Radio 2, used to be married to billie piper
wat
@AviD fairly sure I don't ya know
@RоryMcCune really? that's Mister Rose Tyler?
did he ever get dressed up and play the Doctor in the bedroom?
12:49
@AviD ex-mister rose tyler, yep
nevermind, I dont want to know.
o noes it's roro #2
@AviD IIRC it was before she did Doctor who, more around her belle du jour stint
she was a belly dancer?
@AviD in that show, she was an "escort", it was based on a book
12:57
dayum
never heard
rarely hear
inb4
@AviD book called belle de jour, written by an escort (Dr Brooke Magnanti) got made into a TV show starring billie piper
its from the 60's
An escort Dr?
wat
was also made into a movie ... a classic now, almost as old as @RoryA :)
12:59
ohhhhh its known as "secret diary of a call girl"?
@AviD the book was in 2005
ohh yeah that's what the show was called
I didn't actually watch it, just remembered the protaganists pseudonym
@RоryMcCune 1928
Belle de Jour is a novel by French author Joseph Kessel, published in 1928 by Gallimard. == Plot == The novel opens with an event from Séverine Sérizy's childhood, in which a mechanic touches the eight-year-old on her way from her bedroom to her mother's. The story then follows Séverine as a young, beautiful housewife. It is difficult for her to fulfill her sexual affinity for masochistic desires with her husband, Pierre Sérizy. Although they love each other, physical intimacy is a problem, which frustrates them both. Hearing Monsieur Husson mention a brothel gives Séverine the idea to se...
what, is your google broken now?
I think we're talking of two different books here
13:01
@AviD I hadn't googled it was working from (obviously faulty) memory
@TildalWave yeah the TV show with billie piper is based off a 2005 book
@TildalWave oh, there was a sequel?
just call me a wiki-troll.
written by someone who had the pseudonym "belle de jour"
sorry for any confusion caused :)
her
belle de jour, donut de nuit
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13:02
@RоryMcCune Doesn't that roughly translate to "Hottie of the Day"?
@Iszi well @ThomasPornin or @Simon would be better placed to know, but something like that I think
@Iszi yes, I think
@AviD Wait... What the heck is this lady? French, British, or Israeli?
I'm not sure what the exact translation would be.
or maybe hottie for a day?
13:04
@Iszi wut?
oh hell stupid frikkin blogspot
always insists on redirecting to co.il
@AviD Three different nationalities represented in that domain.
@Iszi now just 2
It's like "Beautiful at day"
@Simon beauty OF the day
@Iszi Colorado and Illinois?
13:05
like "soup of the day"
@AviD No, that'd be "beauté de la journée" or whatevs.
@TildalWave No. ".co.il" is the ".com" of Israel.
imagine that, if you could walk into a fancy restaurant and order the belle of the day
@Iszi dude fix your snark radar :P
@TildalWave Sorry. Didn't see your sign.
13:06
@Iszi well actually, it would be the .co.us of Israel, as the .com explicitly is not per country.
just the silly 'merkans think it is.
@AviD Does anyone actually use .co.us?
@AviD And .gov is for the United Nations ?
@Iszi well they SHOULD
@ThomasPornin right?
@ThomasPornin How would you translate "belle de jour" in English?
except that UN is a .org site
13:07
@AviD WTF?
@Simon Lady of negotiable affection -- during diurnal hours only.
I feel like you're overdoing it.
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@Iszi true story. un.org
@Iszi Well, it is an "organization".
Go figure. @ThomasPornin just pwned English and French.
13:09
@AviD I read that as "unorganized"
hehe lol
@ScottPack you dun good! I was trying to use competition to inspire @AviD to post... :-)
@ThomasPornin I still prefer my version, even if it is oversimplified.
@RoryAlsop hehe, cannot push it, must wait for the muse to strike me.
and yes, I am okay with The Muse striking me, as long as she uses that sexy accent.
@RoryAlsop pls roro, don't talk to the dead.
13:12
@RoryAlsop Wait he still didn't? That one about OWASP that we talked about like when there was still snow outside?
@AviD get your act together man!
@TildalWave snow... LAST year :$
dont even remember what
but yeah, I do need to flex my writing muscles. I might actually get around to it this quarter.
@AviD you have till the end of this month then
@Iszi It is in fact a kind of pun. A "belle de nuit" is a prostitute, expressed with an elegant euphemism (a French notion). A "belle de jour" was thus, initially, a prostitute who operates at day instead of at night.
i.e. an escort
@TildalWave damn, I meant "this coming quarter"
"within a quarter"
13:16
@AviD you're not making it any better
Over the years, the meaning shifted a bit; the financial part of the term was partly dropped.
@ThomasPornin ah, it takes a special kind of woman to be a daytime hooker.
Yeah, who would get a hooker during the day?
Silly people.
no? pop culture, no one caught that?
No, it doesn't involve Hardstyle.
13:19
no.... it was a quote from My Name is Earl
I know, I know... before you were born
Yeah like should I know maths? That thing was invented before I was born.
@Simon dumb & dumberer in a telly series
@TildalWave but, with karma!
actually it wasnt dumb and dumber, but it did have some element of that
@AviD So how many from My Name is Earl were also in Breaking Bad?
13:23
@TildalWave dunno
@AviD yeah I thought that Ethan Suplee was also in Breaking Bad but if he was he's uncredited... and I might be confusing him with someone else
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Q: How to prevent smurf attack?

HunterI am using college network to access internet. Many other users are using the same network. Recently I have been experiencing sluggish net connection. So when I did some investigation, I found that many other computers on the network have been sending ICMP packets to me. I used Wireshark to analy...

Is it wrong that my initial thought for a response to the title question was: "A creepy bald guy in a black robe told me they don't like cats."
@Iszi hehe, same as mine!
except for the cat part, I thought he DOES like cats?
@AviD he meant that smurfs don't
ah ah, of course
raz
raz
13:31
Don't smurfs ride foxes?
Or wait... that's David the Gnome
Little people are all the same
@raz @Simon might be insulted
@raz The Smurfs are the Stalinian ones.
raz
raz
@ThomasPornin So Stalin didn't wipe out the smurfs?
pls am not dat tiny
but am not tall :(
@Simon we weren't talking about your waist
13:34
@raz I dunno. There's a lot of difference between Verne Troyer and Peter Dinklage, I think.
@Simon s/during the day//
@RoryAlsop I dunno. His mom's making money somehow.
@RoryAlsop Well, yeah, good point.
@Iszi lol
@Iszi Y'know, your wife isn't my ex-mom so...
13:35
@Simon I think you're getting your exes mixed up.
in The Pitstop, 23 mins ago, by Bob Cross
Getting kicked in the ear is also very startling for normal people. It sends a clear message that we just turned down an unexpected road. ;-)
I think I want that on a t-shirt
Bob Cross, what a name.
@RoryAlsop excellent, but too wordy
> Getting kicked in the ear means we just turned down an unexpected road.
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13:37
I cannot read sentences longer than 10 words, hence why I never reread what I type.
there, I betterered it for you.
heehee
o no it's steve
@raz Ooh, proxy blocked. I can imagine by the URL though.
raz
raz
13:38
it's quite fantastic
damn it
I give up, I'm going back to work
@raz Probably won't work for me anyway, since it's hosted at the same domain.
@Iszi T-Shirt hell has some fairly near the knuckle designs...
raz
raz
@Iszi I was attempting a different URL and failed.
@RоryMcCune I own 17 of them :D
My favorite is "Jesus is a Cracker" with a picture of holy hands holding a communion wafer.
I wear it on Easter all the time.
Can you only get Mortarboard once? I should have gotten it again yesterday, and am half-way to hitting it again today.
anyone here have experience setting up a malware lab? specifically Dyre and other RATs... a friend of mine is asking, and its not really my field..
13:42
@AviD I have experience with Arturia MiniLab, is that good enough?
@Simon I have no clue. what is it?
raz
raz
@AviD What's the question?
wait, is that like the equivalent of an easy bake oven?
@raz no question, looking for someone willing to do it.
@Iszi Thomas only has it once so I'm go ahead and say that you can only get it once.
raz
raz
@AviD Oh gotcha. I mean malware labs can be tricky. Depends on the level people are at.
I would actually volunteer, but I just dont' have the time to do it :(
13:44
@raz yeah, I figure.
@raz You dont'?!?
@raz I assume its for pay, so not "volunteer"
@Simon oh you donut. just looked it up.
:D
dont waste my time like that, or I will have SE rickroll you automatically.
Challenge accepted.
13:50
hey @AviD "Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?"
Because he knows nothing.
nope.... "For the watch" :)
hahahahahahaha OUCH
NO SPOILERS
STILL HURTS
Yeah I didn't get it.
how is that a spoiler?
13:51
@RоryMcCune ITS A SPOILER
@Simon NEVER MIND
SHOUTY MOD IS SHOUTY
@AviD the phrase "for the watch" is not a spoiler, you saying it still hurts might be
as it implies something
without context my joke is spoiler free :)
I was just talking about GoT in general
general Got talk should be fine... just avoid
@RоryMcCune THAT STILL HURTS TOO
My donut was yelling at the TV last n8 when she watched the last episode and you know what happened.
13:57
@RоryMcCune This face and that word are now definitely linked in my mind :)
@M'vy yeah and Rivers tone in saying it..
ofc
14:17
company thingks that there's recently been 272,000 exploitations of CVE-2000-1209 (aka blank SA password on SQL server)
shodan reckons, 157 instances of 1433/TCP on the Internet
lulz
15:00
@RоryMcCune you mean we shouldn't talk about Olly?
@SteveDL no indeed, there is much swearing on reddit at Olly
Yeah it's kinda funny actually.
I loved the Bolton video :-)
15:16
@RоryMcCune That's Alex Kingston?
@TildalWave Indeed
I'm guessing the pic ain't from ER :)
@TildalWave Doctor Who, wherein she plays Doctor River Song
I shan't say any more, for fear of spoilers :)
I didn't watch dr Who in ages
maybe even when Piper was still playing Rose in it
@TildalWave River song didn't turn up till later than that, it was David Tennant then
and the companion after Rose, Donna Noble
raz
raz
15:31
@AviD Oh I'm sure, I just don't think I'd be able to get it done in a reasonable amount of time.
15:52
@RоryMcCune Ah yes I remember Catherine Tate so I might have watched till then. But I definitely don't remember Alex Kingston in Dr. Who so if that was next, you should have an idea how long ago I last watched it. Unless @AviD posted some video here. Because we of course all click on those :)))
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