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07:14
@Kisunminttu and @RoryAlsop - since you like the spicey: collegehumor.com/post/7008840/5-ways-to-spice-up-your-sex-life
07:46
@AviiiiiiiiiD hahaha
@AviiiiiiiiiD aviiiiiiid, aviiiiiiiiiiid
08:13
@AviiiiiiiiiD so killed anyone lately?
@Lucas'Paul'Kauffman I have yhat picture up on my facebook page now :-)
Not sure how many will understand, but it makes me laugh
@RoryAlsop hahahaha nice
08:51
Hey
@M'vy morning @M'vy
@Lucas'Paul'Kauffman that's like, my least favorite thing to do.
and yay, my heavy duty reinforced window in my lair is fixed now.
bullet proof, natch.
okay its not really bullet proof. its just blast proof.
@AviiiiiiiiiD I suppose that's okay then
don't shoot, plese bomb me instead
Oh! the OSI truck driver got 28 upvotes :) nice
09:06
@M'vy lol
@AviiiiiiiiiD yeah before I went to sleep last night I had to go read some non-llama related books so I didn't end up dreaming of Carl!
reminds me - still need to watch those last 2 episodes
@RоryMcCune oops - got sucked into Elders React to Llamas with hats
hahahahaha
You are all terrible. I'm going to end up spending time watching llamas with hats.
@RoryAlsop yeah the react stuff is usually good for a laugh. Kids/teens reacting to old tech is quite good (although it'll make you feel old)
09:25
@this.josh it's all about the likelier threats.
My house was threat modeled.
Pretty okay protection from zombies, not so much from raptors.
@RoryAlsop hahaha, thats amusing.
@Gilles of course.
much of my character is built on xkcd and other pop culture.
I dreamt of homicidal llamas last night.
I blame @RоryMcCune.
@AviiiiiiiiiD what about 'paul'!
09:33
@RоryMcCune @Lucas is not without blame.
I will be sure to visit him later tonight with a severed horse head as a gift.
@RoryAlsop I made the mistake of clicking on linked videos from that elders react one.
this was horrifyingly amusing:
audio is NSFW, btw
Hello, guys! I have a quick question which is probably answered in some FAQ, but it is not easy to find. Would anyone be so kind as to help?
I have an answer on "programmers" which was upvoted and accepted at some point yesterday, and today it is not accepted anymore, another answer is accepted. It is not that I mind, but I just want to know how the site works. So, is it possible to accept one answer and then change your mind and accept another?
Fun wordcloud from the million password database that got released today
shows some things never change!
@AviiiiiiiiiD I live on the top floor of an apartment complex, with electronic door pad to get into the lobby, lots of stairs to get to my front door, and a large, triple-bolted firedoor to get into my apartment. When the apocalypse comes, I am surviving.
WHY AM I WATCHING LLAMAS WITH HATS.
09:41
@AviiiiiiiiiD thanx
@AviiiiiiiiiD superb!
@RоryMcCune I saw that; is it possible to extract password : usage-count from the data set (or is it already in that format)?
@RоryMcCune yes, it has changed. I dont see "monkey" there anymore.
@AviiiiiiiiiD it's under the largest '4' in the image
@Tinned_Tuna from the comments some people did start that news.ycombinator.com/item?id=9024751
09:42
oh hahaha I missed it. You're right, monkeys never change.
@Arperum because the disembodied head of Paul told you to
@Tinned_Tuna you are not accounting for other people. They will either get infected, run inside, and then turn, or even just open the damn door and invite the bastards in.
happens with my cousins all the time.
@AviiiiiiiiiD why would anyone else be in my apartment when the apocalypse comes?
@RoryAlsop I SHOULD BE WORKING NOT WATCHING LLAMAS
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09:44
@RoryAlsop not disembodied, it is dismembered.
@Arperum they are very short episodes - you must be done by now
@Arperum unless you work at a llama farm.
@AviiiiiiiiiD and besides, that's only a worry in the face of zombie-like apocalypse. When the raptors come, I'm totally safe.
@AviiiiiiiiiD I'm not so sure... I think it may have been created like that
@RoryAlsop Ep 9 now
09:45
@Tinned_Tuna raptors can climb stairs. and hack electronic locks.
@RoryAlsop its not a paul mask, its his face. his actual face.
@AviiiiiiiiiD and my frontdoor?
@AviiiiiiiiiD .... Hmmmm ok
@Tinned_Tuna I bet they ring the door bell and pretend to be the pizza delivery guy.
@AviiiiiiiiiD haha :-D
them raptors are smart.
09:46
@AviiiiiiiiiD Oh, thanks for that dude.... how many have you watched?
@RoryAlsop my theory is that Caaarrrrrll cut off paul's face and hung it on the tree.
@AviiiiiiiiiD they have to knock, and I have have a looking glass-hole-thing
@RoryAlsop just the one.
@AviiiiiiiiiD that is a reasonable theory
@Tinned_Tuna they'll hold up a little picture.
09:47
@AviiiiiiiiiD I'm on number 3 already
@AviiiiiiiiiD :-D
@RoryAlsop the scariest part is that I have theories about the llamas. Goddamit @RоryMcCune.
@AviiiiiiiiiD actually I don't think so. I reckon in number 12 he'll go find Paul although paul could turn out to be the evil mastermind behind the whole thing
hahahaha Paaaaauuuuuullll
nah, he's already killed Paul, when he found out he's not a woman. And we all know he has a penchant for cutting off faces.
Is 11 the latest one?
Going to assume so. published on feb 7th 2015
09:50
yeah, this one goes to 11.
I don't find it all that horrifying to be fair, I've had situations that felt quite a bit worse.
One specific one comes to mind.
ANd no, I'm not explaining that one.
 
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11:06
@RоryMcCune Why do people even use "hunter" as a password, that word has a history.
bash.org quote is I believe the origin of that meme
@RоryMcCune That's exactly what I was talking about.
@Arperum ahh I thought you were asking a question of the origin rather than making a statement regarding it...
@RоryMcCune the sad thing is you could probably do a variant of that nowa\days and still get people to post their password :-(
no learning curve for some humans
@RoryAlsop Wouldn't surprise me at all. Since it's safer internet day today we should do some random calls pretending to be insert bank/microsoft/apple employees and call people to see how much passwords we'd get.
11:18
@RoryAlsop Let's try it on Simon.
aviiiiiid
aviiiiiiiiiid
Anyone tried one of the fancy new JS frameworks for presentation slides?
@TerryChia last I saw they were far from mature
but that was a few months ago
(when I was still at hipsterStartup)
@AviiiiiiiiiD Practically another era in JS-land.
@TerryChia Powerpoint.js?
11:29
then again, you wouldnt be looking at JS frameworks if you cared about "mature"
Gonna be prepping a talk for submission and was wondering if it was worth looking at as an option over Keynote.
@AviiiiiiiiiD no what you were looking for is to use that one piece of clothing no-one is using and is not considered "main stream"
whilst sipping your mocha late pistachio naranga coffee
@TerryChia ah, well if you're comparing not-mature products anyway....
@Lucas'Paul'Kauffman exactly
@TerryChia considered Google Slides?
@AviiiiiiiiiD Pffft. Keynote >>>>> Powerpoint. It's the only product in the OS X suite that's actually better than the MS Office Equivalent.
@TerryChia yeah the good old days when Node.JS was still the main implementation of Node.JS
11:31
It's like that framework someone created to prototype applications in assembly to then port to JS
@AviiiiiiiiiD googles
@TerryChia prezi can be good
@TerryChia wrong name
11:32
@TerryChia how easy is it to make an actual presentation in it
@Lucas'Paul'Kauffman Literally zero idea, hence asking you people for opinions. :P
@TerryChia lol
@TerryChia "you people"
thats racist
@AviiiiiiiiiD So's your mom.
no, it was a different time.
though she does cal la broken bottle a "niggaknife"....
11:35
@AviiiiiiiiiD don't try and take that back, I don't think it'll work
:-)
I knew I could count you
ya little porchmonkey
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If I were not on my phone, I'd dig up and link the epic story of.... The shitknife
@JourneymanGeek :O
@JourneymanGeek I do not think I want to know about that.
damn me an my instagoogling.
to be fair I like impress.js
11:38
I actually think I'll use Impress.JS for my presentation at the end of the month, as it's about hipster stuff, it would be appropriate
@RоryMcCune if you weren't wearing glasses, I'd suggest you wear a pair with 0 correction
@RоryMcCune make sure to use a macbook pro
@RоryMcCune and make sure to have everything crash and rearrange itself on screen.
@Lucas'Paul'Kauffman yeah I need some skinny jeans, an ironic T-shirt, the macbook and a JS presentation framework
@Lucas'Paul'Kauffman umm... my teenager bought a pair of those.... to wear with contact lenses..... :-o
@AviiiiiiiiiD lol
11:40
@JourneymanGeek the Wade Davis story?
I do suspect so
@Lucas'Paul'Kauffman A Surface 3 is probably more hipster at this point.
clean exec summary plz?
> Believe me, you need quite decent HTML and CSS skills to be able to use impress.js effectively. And what is even more important, you need to be a designer, too, because there are no default styles for impress.js presentations, there is no default or automatic layout for them.
@TerryChia surface 3 is awesome!
11:42
@AviiiiiiiiiD Aviiiiid hipster approved!
Old man gets tied up cause he's too old to hunt. Makes a yellow and brown ice knife, escapes..
@Lucas'Paul'Kauffman So, it's basically a bunch of text files displayed in your browser?
@AviiiiiiiiiD There's "js" in there so no.
@JourneymanGeek why does he get tied up, just because he's too old to hunt?
@TerryChia oh right, sorry.
@TerryChia So, it's basically a bunch of hipster text files displayed in your hipsterbrowser? That works really slowly and sometimes crashes.
I wonder when html.js will happen.
11:45
Cause everyone thought he would hurt himself?
@TerryChia on a very dark day :p
@TerryChia vanilla.js
@Lucas'Paul'Kauffman you're vanilla.
frikkin white bread.
@AviiiiiiiiiD you racist bastard
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did you miss me
@kalina only by a little. I'll use the scope next time.
12:00
that was possibly in the wrong window
I got a much more positive response from the correct window, I am going to pay attention to them instead
heh
@Lucas'Paul'Kauffman I heard that in Achmed's voice.
@AviiiiiiiiiD +1
@kalina ahh it's the old play the DMZ off against the brony chatroom gambit :op
@RоryMcCune PAAAAUUUULLLL Why did you kill all the bronies, PAAAAAUUUULLLL
You fed anthrax to everybody in the brony chatroom PAAAAAUUUUULLL
@AviiiiiiiiiD aaand everyone can start getting a little concerned about how easily Avi is fitting in to the role of Carl....
12:06
@RоryMcCune heh
you should see the surprise I made for you.
@AviiiiiiiiiD it had better not be a meat dragon
Umm, no of course it isn't.
I would never do something like that. Again.
It's just tacky to repeat myself.
I made a megapony
using bronies
now we can take rides on the megapony together, just like you always wanted
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@AviiiiiiiiiD paging @Lucas'Paul'Kauffman @AviiiiiiiiiD has a pony for you
@TerryChia right?
sometimes, I even scare myself.
I dont know whats wrong with me.
Well, I kill people and eat hands, thats two things.
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What the hell is going on in here...
@RоryMcCune LLAMA'D MY BRAIN
NOW EVERYTHING I SAY IS A CARLISM
I HAVE BECOME A CARLBOT
@raz paul's just dropped in to explain it all
@AviiiiiiiiiD aviiiiiiid, what happened to the pony? What did you do to the pony @AviiiiiiiiiD?
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12:32
@RоryMcCune Paul's the walrus?
@raz Paul's @Lucas'Paul'Kauffman
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@RоryMcCune Oh come on, you're old I thought you'd understand that reference.
@raz well now I see where you're going with it, I do :)
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haha
@AviiiiiiiiiD @Lucas'Paul'Kauffman @RoryAlsop so there is only one more... filmcow.com/forum/index.php/topic,5018.0.html
12:39
sick bastards.
hello world.jpg
OR SHOULD I SAY PNG?
@Simon or GIF
gifs are too distracting.
@Simon you're distracting
12:48
@Simon NO YOU SHOULDNT. In fact, don't say anything at all.
pls
@Simon Proteus-like syndrome?
NO, PENIS-LIKE SYNDROME
@Simon ah, so this:
> Phantom limb syndrome, the sensation that an amputated or missing body part is still attached to the body and is moving appropriately with other body parts.
in your case, that would be your D.
@AviiiiiiiiiD "amputated" implies he had one in the first place. I'm not sure that's a correct assumption.
12:52
though in your case, it should be: "... is moving INappropriately "
@TerryChia oh dont be mean.
@Simon could get one, if he wanted one.
all pls
@AviiiiiiiiiD The part where you of all people ask others to not be mean is pretty damn ironic.
Irony (from Ancient Greek εἰρωνεία (eirōneía), meaning "dissimulation, feigned ignorance"), in its broadest sense, is a rhetorical device, literary technique, or event in which what appears, on the surface, to be the case, differs radically from what is actually the case. Irony may be divided into categories such as: verbal, dramatic, and situational. Verbal, dramatic, and situational irony are often used for emphasis in the assertion of a truth. The ironic form of simile, used in sarcasm, and some forms of litotes can emphasize one's meaning by the deliberate use of language which states t...
@AviiiiiiiiiD sounds a lot like Skullcrusher Mountain lyrics
WE KNOW WHAT IRONY IS
12:55
Did you hear the news about Spidey and the MCU?
FFS
@TerryChia yeah! only 2 years away!
@AviiiiiiiiiD Capt 3 is gonna be awesome!
@TerryChia I think the Fantastic Four should join up, too.
Would be very interesting when Captain America meets the Human Torch.
@AviiiiiiiiiD Nah, that's not likely. Fox just rebooted the franchise.
@AviiiiiiiiiD Heh.
I still want Hulk vs Wolverine on the big screen. :(
12:58
oh and while we're at it, Green Lantern really needs a battle royale with deadpool.
And NewBatman vs. Daredevil.
13:09
@TerryChia That'd be so badass.
You and your search queries.
you're a search query.
10/10 would search again.
pls terry
SFW?
@Simon Yes.
Oh what the fuck man.
that is awesome
"All were in agreement that it is not creepy..."
Yeah right.
13:42
I'm surprised you didn't get insulted that I specifically mentioned you. ;)
I was too busy wtfing.
@TerryChia That's amazing. I did read of one dude who did find a way to trick OKCupid(I think it was OKCupid anyway).
You're amazing.
hm... I miss the "what are hot topics" in the inbox :S
You're hot.
13:54
I used to go see things when I'm bored :P
Things? Sounds fishy, sir.
Well... questions and answers if you prefer
about many "things" :D
14:09
Do you see dead people?
14:27
@Simon parts of them.
hanging from balloons.
Do you see my D?
in b4
15EEDEAD!
@Simon <microscope joke>
in after
@M'vy yo, that OSI answer is great
14:35
@Ohnana thanks :)
The OSI Truck driver's charm makes it all
@M'vy I dont understand, why you (and all the other answers) keep going on about OSI. He was asking about the TCP/IP model.
oh really?
Guess I'm already used to convert one in another anyway
@AviiiiiiiiiD Haven't you figured out already that the French are living in their own world?
14:36
SSL has nothing to do with OSI....
in b4 aviiiiiiiiid
@AviiiiiiiiiD @AviiiiiiiiiD what did you do to the OSI model?
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10/10 me
@Lucas'Paul'Kauffman heh
@AviiiiiiiiiD Did you murder the OSI model @AviiiiiiiiiD?
14:39
anyway, his problem was related to encapsulation, which both occur in OSI model and TCP/IP model.
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@M'vy I'm not really sure what you're saying in your Side-channel answer. Algorithms implemented in hardware are also susceptible to side-channel. So the implementation of the algorithm doesn't effect whether or not you're susceptible to side-channel attacks. Unless I'm misunderstanding what you're saying.
@M'vy true.
has anyone of you used Hyena or Dumpsec?
See, that's why I don't answer here, I'm afraid to get shit on.
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@Simon We're not shitting on anyone. We're just making sure we understand the answers that are posted.
14:42
of getting shit on
NOT EDITING THAT
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@M'vy I should also say I'm not terribly experienced in side-channel. Just speaking from my own understanding of the subject.
@Lucas'Paul'Kauffman in the past but not that recently... what ya trying to do?
@raz What I am trying to say is: if you stay in the theory, you have no problem. But since we have to "build" things do to our computation, we introduce physical factors that leak information
Sorry for the delay, power just went down at the office
Silly power.
@Simon you're a power.
14:49
:o
Thankfully SO chat (or browser had memorised my answer :)
@M'vy The difference between theory and reality is that in theory, there is no difference, but in reality there is.
@AviiiiiiiiiD good point
@AviiiiiiiiiD Is that another AviD law?
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@M'vy Ok agreed!
14:50
@Simon heh, no, not mine. It's a common expression, at least here.
I should quote that in the answer maybe :P
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@M'vy All the answers keep throwing around the word "implementation". When I think they mean the system design more than the algorithm implementation.
Well, hardware is a kind of implementation
but yes it's confusing
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@M'vy Yeah my mind doesn't quite see it that way, so I got confused.
@raz @Simon's mind does work that way.
14:56
#me
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!me
You are @raz.
Welcome to Simon's free non-automated bot service.
@Simon except that his statement is the inverse.

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