@Simon I currently don't have one, their were two of these things in my previous house, one died of old age long before I got to living in that house, the other got banned to some drawer until further notice for not properly sticking to the ceiling and for draining stupid amounts of battery power.
Back when I lived in a student room/apartment/ whatever i did cause the alarm to go of once, and it regularly went of around 3 AM because someone had lighted a "candle".
@RoryAlsop and make sure it can connect wirelessly to the internet, so you can get notifications on your phone and relevant ads when you need them most.
@Simon As long as you're still around though, do you mind digging a hole we can put you into when you finally keel over? It'll save us the trouble. Thanks.
(the bearavatar doesnt show up till the end to grant the seal of bearcorrectness.)
@ThomasPornin this is true too
though I actually think the fact that it is first to be seen in a loooong page (and it is a relatively short, easily graspable answer) has more effect.
It's all good, @AviD just tried to insult me about understanding technical discussion, using a word that doesn't mean what he meant. I know that in this channel that basically survives of irony and sarcasm that this event will not be missed.
@Simon I think you may have her style of music down wrong apparently she's more into pop these days than dance (think robbie williams or the spice girls)
@kalina what part of "no pop groups in sight" was tricky there? you were probably more a Robbie fan though right? he's from round your neck of the woods