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17:20
@DavidFreitag haha
^start there
if you really don't know git
free book
Hey, that's cool.
Thanks.
It says "#yolo" is an invalid command, it's broken.
@Simon good call, I'd send Linus torvalds a bug report with that in it , I'm sure he'll appreciate it :)
17:23
Silly Linus.
what was he thinking, not adding the #yolo command!
@RоryMcCune best book ever
17:46
I wonder, is git itself on github?
@DavidFreitag of course
I'm so glad I stopped laughing and tried that sausage sandwich. It was amazing.
sausage sandwich? Oo
@TildalWave dat feel when you're using your project to version control your project
17:52
Only 38k commits on git project?
lulzzz
@DavidFreitag Who's that?
@TildalWave It took all of my self control not to giggle as the lady was describing it to me. Spicy Italian sausage + marinara sauce + cheese + bun = awesome.
@Simon Some MsysGit guy, check is commits from last year.
Ouch.
italian sausage is the best kind
also that cheese better have been prov
@Ohnana there were cases where they wrote whole IDEs with built-in versioning control in that same IDE and version controlled by that same built in version control
@Ohnana 'MURICAN
17:54
@DavidFreitag NO. UNACCEPTABLE.
and when I say "whole IDEs" I mean also the language which was written in the language that they were writing
@TildalWave hnng
@Ohnana dude!
:)
@Ohnana Need a napkin?
17:55
@DavidFreitag i need you to stop eating sandwiches like a heathen
@Ohnana Awful needy
And I actually do have napkins next to me irl: my fountain pen got really watery all of a sudden and I'm using them as jury-rig blotters
that's a clever cover story.
who ever thought coated paper was cool is an awful person
Coated paper?
17:57
-> googles what any of that means
@DavidFreitag it's cheap paper covered with a waxy, plasticy substance
so if you don't use oil inks (the stuff in ballpoints) it doesn't soak in right
I stopped using my fountain pen because the cap came off and gave my favorite pants polka dots.
With indelible ink of course.
oh damn. that's sad.
at least with the water soluables it washes out under running water. it just tattoos your skin for a few days.
I really want to find a fountain pen that has a cap that screws on instead of the usual click.
Preferably one that doesn't cost $400
I had one of those and it still leaked through the screw ... it wasn't a $400 one tho, Pelikan IIRC
18:03
My fountain pens have never leaked, the one that opened stained because the cap came completely off in my pocket and it was just sort of floating in there capless.
like this one ...
I have Lamy pens
Specifically the safari ones
I didn't use fountain pens for over a century now probably
It's less pink than that, and my nib is black.
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To match the Noodler's bulletproof ink
Heart of Darkness it's called I think
I'd accept this one as a gift:
18:12
@TildalWave And how much is that one?
it's called "Waterman Serenite Grey Titanium" ... how much do you think it is?
Odd, I can't find it on their site..
probably about $2k
i love my safari. it's got an italic nib
Big fan of that one ^
18:14
the parker urban is disappointing though. writes like a giant crayon
I had to get the extremely fine nib for my pen otherwise it wrote like a sharpie
^I think if you read the reviews you'll see that's the only pen to use :op
@RоryMcCune "Bic for her" does not sound like a pen.
18:16
@DavidFreitag doesn't have a screw-on cap like the serenite grey one
@TildalWave True but it's sooooo pretty.
Also, Waterman doesn't even have any stores in the US
@DavidFreitag All Waterman pens are sooooo pretty, and soooooo expensive
@DavidFreitag i had one of those. it was the largest barreled pen I had. at least the ink was good though
@DavidFreitag it's decent but yes it must be the cheapest of Waterman I ever saw
18:18
Also much cheaper than $2k...
yeah but it doesn't have a better name than the car you drive
Mazda 6 Sport? ah hell there's an i in there somewhere...
hehehe
OK there are exceptions :)
pretty car
What the pictures don't show is that the trench that the wipers are hidden in is 8 miles deep and loves to accumulate snow/leaves/acorns.
dunno, looks like any other with a bit of makeup
18:24
@TildalWave I fell in love with it the moment I saw it in the catalog
@TildalWave It has definitely made me sick
@DavidFreitag note that I was referring to their names before, not how they look like
@TildalWave My father-in-law has a bunch of antique Watermans. He generally buys them broken, and fixes and restores them. I got to use one of them when they were visiting a couple of weeks ago...It was an exceptional pen.
that car could easily have a much prettier name
18:25
@DavidFreitag So move to Phoenix. Problem solved.
@TildalWave Definitely, but I could care less about the name. I'm more impressed with the gas mileage and the sound it makes for being a puny little 4 cylinder.
@Xander Yes but then I live in Phoenix
@Xander I have one about their medium range ... really heavy, too much gold but well balanced otherwise. Got it as a present but never used it, it seems a shame to LOL
And I'm terrible with losing stuff like that
I highly doubt it'd find its way home if I left it somewhere
Me too, but that's only because I have the memory of a goldfish
Memory of a goldfish™
that's why I'd usually write with pens more like the ones @RоryMcCune linked to
not a big deal if you lose a pink ballpoint
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18:28
I think I might pay someone to claybar my car this summer.
You're all a bunch of fancy donuts.
@DavidFreitag Do it yourself you lazy donut.
@Simon No, I'm a lazy donut.
@TildalWave I'm bad about finding a pen I like, buying a bunch of them, then finding another pen I like better, and buying a bunch of those leaving the old ones to rot in my office supply cabinet. These are my current pens: amazon.com/uni-ball-Vision-Roller-Blue-Black-69020/dp/…
ITT: Ancient people talking about something that is called a "pen".
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this one wins the 1st spot for its name: jetpens.com/…
@Xander yup I use some similar ones, have some Schneiders and Pilots mostly
@Simon but but we're pen testers!!
19:11
Woohoo PCBs are here.
hi all
do you think there is a reason why open source php static code analysers are outdated and/or bad tools ? I find it weird that one of the most used web language doesnt have a good open source solution to do that
@ack__ static analysis is shoddy to begin with imho
also hi o/
why do you think that ?
programming languages are so open-ended, it's hard to find "bad" code. static analyzers do their best to match patterns and look for universally dangerous things, and that's really helpful! it saves my fingers and eyes. But to actually dig into code and find the little "gotchas" I think it needs a human touch
or AI touch, but we aren't there yet.
@Ohnana didn't you mean to say it's hard to find "good" code?
until you understand what it does all of it is potentially "bad"
anyway, that's IMO what's the problem with static analysis
19:32
@ack__ a) Good static analyzers are hard to write, and thus tend to be expensive. There is no money in PHP. b) What @Ohnana said about programming languages..Yeah, this applies to PHP x1000000. See: eev.ee/blog/2012/04/09/php-a-fractal-of-bad-design
@TildalWave very true, very true
@Xander this article is awesome
Facebook written in brainfuck -- I want to see that
@Ohnana IIRC someone wrote a working webserver in BF
there's an apache module
brainfuck on rails?!
5
ABOMINATION.
19:51
@ack__ there are almost no good OS static analysis tools that I know of. Generally 'cause anything beyond the "grep for known bad strings" approach is horribly difficult
and people that do it successfully seem to want to get paid :)
well that and even the commercial ones aren't always brilliant
20:14
18500 line WSDL file
now that's a web service
20:25
@RоryMcCune Wow.
You're a wow.
@Simon so he's like x-wow?
No no, if you wanna give him the executable powers, you gotta +x him.
raz
raz
World or group?
20:44
I like big
rsync cronjobs and I cannot lie
21:03
I'm so excited.
21:14
@Simon You other donuts can't deny
Ah hell I can't remember the lyrics
22:05
@TildalWave Are you trying to tell me something?
I was thumbnail bombed, I didn't expect this one LOL
@DavidFreitag Yeah, sometimes @TildalWave says something and I'm like "wat, is he trying to communicate?".
22:21
inb4
1 hour ago, by David Freitag
I'm so excited.
See, that's what I was referring to.
dude I never know what you're trying to communicate
Wait? Some people are actually trying to communicate in here? Isn't this just talking into the void?
22:43
Dude so I'm in a OOP with C# class and there are girls in here
In fact the class is more female than male
And they aren't the usual CS girls either.
23:02
user image
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how a turned over iceberg looks like
23:15
That's a bit beautiful
As beautiful as my D"
That was supposed to be a period but it's not too bad in the context.
@RоryMcCune There are a lot better techniques for statically typed languages actually. Static analysis for dynamically typed languages are a lost cause though.
23:42
@TildalWave That's awesome.
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