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15:01
apparently, boredom is one of the world's biggest killers
if you know anybody who is bored, you should feel compelled to entertain them
@kalina and some people poison them in parks!
help defeat boredom today 1-800-FUNFUNFUN
@RоryMcCune that's so mean
@RоryMcCune I thought that was about the bored people
my musical references are lost on you philistines!
it's in black and white
15:05
No, You've suddenly gone colourblind.
everybody knows that if they couldn't be bothered to produce it in colour, it's not worth watching
@RоryMcCune ahh - yes. Brilliant. Thankyou. I was confused because it is one of his high pitched voices.
there is a musical genre called horrorcore
shame it's a hiphop genre
@kalina is that where the music is made by PHP code?
no that would be clowncore
still yawning, might sleep
15:11
@kalina Wanna listen to a track first?
is this something you've made?
No :(
@RоryMcCune I can't see the video but I know who it is. Even my kids love him :-)
Bleh nevermind, SC seems to be dying anyway.
it's sad when I have to DDoS soundcloud so you can't link music to me
15:15
lulz
I'm chatting to @Simon in bed, I feel dirty
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IT'S ALIVE @@@
It le dead- again.
I'm glad that got starred, was starting to lose my faith in humanity
@kalina You know this could be interpreted in 2 different ways...
@Simon at least 2
15:17
Yeah.
@RoryAlsop TWSS
DO YOU DO YOU DO YOU SAINT TROPEZ
@Simon so? Do I look bothered?
ew
don't flatter yourself, only a fool would truly believe the best case scenarios
15:23
ew
15:34
@Simon take a shower, you stink so much you attracted a bear
This reverse bass is durty.
@Simon so's yo momma
wait, what is "reverse bass"? Is that some weird Canadian sex position?
Probably involves ice fishing in some weird way.
@Simon do you see this?
@Avid is trying to be funny
@kalina s/funny/nasty/
when I want to be funny you'll know it
oh, that was your attempt at being nasty?
you need some lessons
15:39
yeah, I cant help it, I'm a kind soul.
not the words I would use
@kalina Oh sorry, I didn't notice. It happens so often that I learned to ignore it.
16:03
@Simon ignore it, or thrive on it?
ya damn snowy pervert
heh. as pathetic as that one was, it made me laugh
-.-
you know nothing, Jon Snowy Pervert
ooo when is that coming back?
16:35
@AviD Make yourself useful and get rid of this donut post:
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A: Creating user and safely sending password

messiRight, so seeing as how it's not a great thing to have a homogeneous environment, what is a best practice for this?

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Q: is this where I join the anonymouse?

dogbertEncrypted message below, please point me in the right direction. thank you. |-|[]\/\/ <|[] | |337 |-|/-\><[]|- ? ▲ ▲▲

niiiiiice
@Simon I find it amusing when users hop on here and set their username according to the problem they're trying to address - like the one who asked that question, TheUserCreator.
@AviD Wow. Just amazing how it seems a couple (if not all) of the people in that thread couldn't read the "encrypted" message.
16:51
Achieve a Cyber Essentials award. Compete with cyber confidence. - http://www.irmplc.com/services/prepared-security/cyber-essentials-certification/ #CyberEssentials #CyberCertification
^cyber-overdose!
worst thing is I don't think that tweet was ironic...
@Iszi It makes me wonder if they create a new account every time they have a question.
17:15
I'm having trouble working out if this is a parody or not... github.com/leemachin/node_module
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Q: generate certificate at runtime and validate

saravananI have a project that require client application to register and then use the services. I would like to do the following 1. A client app sends a request with IP, domain name etc tomy REST service 2. The rest service creates a new certificate based on the parameters and then sends back to the app...

the fact people like this are writing security code terrifies me
@RоryMcCune you're a parody. </@simon>
10/10
@Simon you can keep your account?
@AviD Only if you pay 10$ a month.
17:27
@AviD see you're validating him by giving him his own HTML tag
@RоryMcCune you're right. We should stick to hashtags. #SimonGate
viva el HTML5
I asked my lady donut if she wants to touch my tralala and she said "no, neither your ding ding dong".
She's perfect <3
ahhh, rejection. what a turn on.
@Simon I'd hardly use a lack of desire for touching your whatever-you-want-to-call-it as a discrete measure of perfection - it's a fairly common attribute among the human race, and many non-humans, I'm sure.
You always stick to the rejection part, you donuts. The fact that she said "ding ding dong" is what makes her perfect.
17:31
EVERYBODY START SAYING DING DING DONG. LETS MESS WITH @Simon's HEAD.
DING DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD
@Simon No, it makes her smart - avoids having to answer the question again later, just because she didn't specifically include another one of your euphemisms in her statement of rejection.
whatevs
Ding dong, ring ding, yodel, yankee doodle, devil dog, twinkie, cupcake, fruit pie.
MUWAHAHAHA now you cant even eat your precious donuts!!
wat
You're interesting.
COME ON OVERPROTECTIVE PARENTS
SIGH
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Q: 10 month old bouncing himself

Janet GSomeone told me that my 10 month old grandson was injuring his hips by continually bouncing himself when he stands while holding onto a couch or table. He seems very healthy and strong. Is there a health risk?

@RоryMcCune Surely it must be.
19:28
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Q: Flask change the server header

Lucas KauffmanI've made a simple flask application: Trying 127.0.0.1... Connected to localhost. Escape character is '^]'. GET / HTTP/1.1 host:google.be HTTP/1.0 404 NOT FOUND Content-Type: text/html Content-Length: 233 Server: Werkzeug/0.9.6 Python/2.7.6 Date: Mon, 08 Dec 2014 19:15:43 GMT <!DOCTYPE HTML PU...

19:57
Finalists for Password Hashing Competition have been announced: password-hashing.net/candidates.html
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da fuk is a Makwa
@Simon It is documented: this is the Ojibwe word for "bear".
@ThomasPornin congratulations!
@ThomasPornin Whenever I think you can't get any nurder, you do it like there's no tomorrow.
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Web page with hastily thrown together logo: unbeatable.
2
20:12
I like how there's a house for sale on the website too.
@ThomasPornin you sure you're not just mocking Isaiah Paul Makwakwa?
@AviD This was really a pure coincidence. Though it surprised me, too.
No coincidence, I assure you.
The universe conspired to provide you with the perfect victim for your victory mockings.
Oh, that's the name of one of the designers, haha.
Who seems to have failed.
@Simon Actually withdrawn.
20:15
@Simon not "failed", fallen prey to the superior beargorithm.
For unknown reasons, but probably related to Intellectual Property issues.
The engagement rules were about an algorithm free of any patent, but some people apparently failed to read the rules properly.
@Simon ElectronicBox ? Is that a decent ISP ?
@ThomasPornin Haha, yes. They're reselling for Videotron.
Which means that it's cheaper.
@ThomasPornin sure, his intellect couldnt stand becoming your property.
i.e. you pwned the brain out of him.
@ThomasPornin but seriously, does anyone ever?
@AviD When responding to a Call for Submissions, it kinda help to actually read the Call for Submissions. Saves a lot of time.
sure, that makes sense. which is why its so rare.
dya know how many completely irrelevant posts we have to erase here every day?
20:22
@AviD bitch pls
just look up at the frikkin URL!
In practice two candidates withdrew rather early (like a couple of weeks after submitting), which usually means that they are part of some university or company whose legal office finally woke up.
@ThomasPornin congrats :)
I suggest that we unpin everything and pin the link with the donut's candidature.
2 of them are about @AviD which means that they are immensely boring.
jrg
jrg
20:27
Wait, does this mean I get to go through and reimplement password hashing? twitch
@Simon I don't disagree.
@AviD Wow, talk about not fighting back.
what? you're finally standing up for me.
I see being pinned as a hall of shame.
wat
"you're finally" as if you've been waiting for this all your life.
That's very donut of you.
@Simon well, it is about donut time.
20:29
Stop! Donut time!
@Simon I dunno one of them is mocking @RoryAlsop not sure I can unpin that
And that's the only one you unpinned, lulz.
Everyone in here is a damn donut this afternoon.
ooo damn donuts
@Simon no the draconian HR policies is the mocking of the elder Rory you Chocolate Doughnut (with sprinkles)
@AviD Can you picture the chocolate donut with sprinkles? Because I can.
20:35
oooo
dammit stop teasing me
I get to keep the star! Yay!
/cc @RoryAlsop ^
Haven't read basic instructions for a while
neither have I, I've been catching up.
@AviD Now that you have a lot of freetime.
LOLOLOLOL
20:37
heh
actually not a lot, but more than usual
You don't seem to be stressed out at all.
@Simon ooh low blow, what you practicing to be @kalina 's sidekick?
Seriously, how long can you last without a job?
@Simon I know what you mean ;-)
you durty durty boy
@AviD BLEH.
@RоryMcCune I don't want to be anything to her.
20:39
@Simon riiight
@Simon anyway, meh, not too worried, I can always do consulting
have a few projects in the meantime
Oh ok.
I could have a job before the end of the month if I wasnt picky.
Yeah that's what I thought.
would be even sooner if it wasnt for all the corporate paper work.
/cc @RoryAlsop
20:43
Even though I type that I'm not a fan of broccoli in my profile, some join the chat anyway.
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@AviD is that just a general CC 'cause thinking of paperwork brings @RoryAlsop to mind or are you off to a $large_bank?
@RоryMcCune hehe, the first.
and for the second - noooooooooooo
@Simon I have no words.
Me neither.
What's next, they're gonna invade our donuts?
@AviD I'd recommend working for the Big-4 and then contracting to a bank.. that way you can get double the politics for the same low low price :)
broccoli donuts sound like a terrible idea.
20:46
I agree.
@RоryMcCune heh, no thanks
I turned down a corporate (non-bank though) offer today
well, "offer", I told them I wasnt interested long before they got to that point.
I am not THAT desperate.
@AviD heh. but you hit them up with your consultancy rates immediately after tho'
@RоryMcCune ha, thats actually not a bad idea.
it is one of the biggest companies in the world...
@AviD well then they should be able to afford it!
this is israel. Noone can afford it, no matter what "it" is, and even if they could they wouldnt agree to pay market rate for it.
20:50
@AviD heh
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A: Checklist to prepare for a cyber security drill?

atdrePalantir if you have the money, or Maltego when you are on a budget. There are plugins from some third parties that integrate with either Palantir and/or Maltego such as RecordedFuture, SiloBreaker, KapowSoftware, and RiskIQ. You can also search GitHub for maltego. Additionally, because of your ...

Is this adversarial response typical of atdre?
@schroeder I wouldnt call it adversarial. Gruff, maybe.
@schroeder yes
@AviD IMHO what americans tend to call gruff would pass for adversarial in Europe :)
hahaha, okay yeah, possibly
hmm, reading the comments now... I'm guessing thats what you were talking about, not the answer?
21:02
@AviD correct
cuz, yeah, that is def adversarial, and yes typical.
anyway, that question should be closed, its more than a shopping question, its like Canadian Mall Day.
though I'm pretty sure its a dupe.
also the title doesnt seem to be connected to the q.
@AviD and dre's answer is (IMHO) not tied to the question. Whilst you could use OSINT tools to establish the reputation of software, it's a bit of an unorthodox approach
@RоryMcCune actually its closer to the question than the other answer.
the question explicitly asked for a generic list of products, he provided.
@Lighty WTF is wrong with you?
in what conceivable way could you imagine that answer is spam?
@AviD but they're not products that would allow you to do what the OP was looking for (unless I'm misreading the Q.)
@RоryMcCune uhh
21:10
@AviD OP is looking to create a network which lets him analyze the actions of software when installed
Dre's tools are OSINT
> to build a network that would detect threats and all kinds of attack on my network and also a tool or process to analyze and detect vulnerabilities in https traffic
@AviD Indeed, thats my meaning o.o
I needz all teh sekkoritees!
@AviD right how does Maltego and/or Palantir let you analyze HTTPS traffic?
well, Isnt spam more appropiate for the product thingie, or shouldve i flagged with a comment? :x
21:11
@Lighty you dont know what spam is, do you
> to analyze and detect vulnerabilities
Instead of making the obvious comment, no, not the stuff to eat, yes, i know what spam is, repetitive bullshit
anyway, its irrelevant, answer shouldnt have been there - q is closed
@Lighty uhh, no
seriously you are close to having your flagging rights rescinded
@AviD again Maltego and Palantir are (AFAIK) OSINT.... not in-line analysis tools so sure you could use them to research the provenance of software, but that didn't sound like what the OP was looking for ... (then it's late I've had two rather good whiskys)
to me it's more something like cuckoosandbox.org he wants
@RоryMcCune oo watcha have?
although that's designed for malware it would allow you to better understand what installed software does...
21:14
@RоryMcCune no, he was very clear - he wants ALL THE SECURITIES.
@AviD so I had a 15 year old dalmore from my calendar
then a 16 year old oban from a bottle
if I didnt close it as shopping I would have double closed it as waaay too broad.
@RоryMcCune ohh nice
@RоryMcCune oban? not familiar with it.
Oh my heavens
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Q: Application-Server connection security

VBTheoryI have this school project of mine that involves an app and a website that use the same database. The app serves as an administration tool for the website. Since it's made in C# and it's not as secure as PHP, I decided to have the app interact with the database through the website: On the websi...

I draw your attention to "Since it's made in C# and it's not as secure as PHP..."
@Xander whaaa?
Bless his little heart.
21:17
got it from the distillery shop last time I was in Oban
@Xander I tried commenting it keeps coming off too harsh.
@RоryMcCune interesting, smoky highland....
mmmm Oban with candied ginger
@AviD did you use the phrase "you Simon You"?
@RоryMcCune ha
@Xander SOMEBODY PLEASE DO SOMETHING
No modding when tired
@AviD Answering.
21:20
@Xander FIRST COMMENT ON THAT
or edit
@AviD Commented
@AviD Now answering.
@Xander see thats why I couldnt comment. I find that NOT HARSH ENOUGH
> Since it's made in C# and it's not as secure as PHP
^^ needs to be bitchslapped.
and have his keyboard taken away from him
and he should go sit in the corner with @Simon
@RoryAlsop you get your holiday moderator bribe yet?
tough decision, as usual
@Xander actually I think he's talking about a client app, that he doesnt want to connect directly to the DB, except via a "web service". Hence the PHP.
@AviD Yup, I agree.
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A: Application-Server connection security

XanderFirst, may I ask why you think the app is not as secure as the website? Generally speaking, from a security perspective, one of the worse things you can possibly do is to involve PHP, which has more security pitfalls then, well, probably all of the other common technologies combined. Addition...

21:40
@AviD - yep. Was hoping to get 6 votes but only one :-)
@RoryAlsop wait, you have 6 diamonds now??
whoa
Yeah - still only one full one, although music is graduating imminently
sound and video are separate now?
what do you do if you have a problem with them syncing?
So that will be an election - may lose that one or get voted in as full
That would be on video
how come you gave up the parenting?
@RoryAlsop weird
21:44
I haven't ever had mod there
@RoryAlsop oh?
I have said I'm up for it if they want me
I'm just a 10k er there
> Generally speaking, from a security perspective, one of the worse things you can possibly do is to involve PHP, which has more security pitfalls then, well, probably all of the other common technologies combined.
upvoted multiple times.
nicely done.
22:22
@RоryMcCune Did you see the latest oglaf.com - very current :-) media.oglaf.com/comic/dont.jpg
@Iszi did you all know that cars typically have an onboard mainframe? #Scoprion
@AviD Oh, and you know what - it becomes really interesting with that much data doing the read across on the ones which are definitely doing well, the ones that may be okay, and the ones that I predict will die. I wish I had the deeper MI that SE has, but even just comparing the graphs is very enlightening
 
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23:37
@AviD Rather liberal use of the term "mainframe" I suppose. But not wholly inaccurate.
@AviD You're a corner.

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