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14:14
@Lighty You're not getting any gifts this year if you keep going like this.
@Simon hush, i'm getting a huge gift this weekend ;3
@Lighty TWSS
Someone appears to have perfected a #shellshock payload, targeted at security companies, that causes a blog entry to be produced. Crazy!
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@Xander heh
@TerryChia Apparently Amazon is patching and rebooting every single AWS instance today because of it.
14:25
@Xander Yep.
I think we need a new Windows vuln and a Linux kernel exploit to rounds things off.
@TerryChia Tell me about it. I've have to take the rest of the day off and pop some popcorn. It's already close to that point now.
Wait, AWS is just a box you upload your code on, right? You don't actually have access to the OS?
Hence why they have to update everything themselves, and not leave the security to the customers.
I wonder why it requires a reboot, though.
@Simon It's a Xen bug dude.
How did you manage to not answer this by "yes" or "no"?
IT'S A BUG IN THE HYPERVISOR!
14:33
OK THANKS
14:51
@Simon Depends on which AWS product you're talking about, but in some cases (IaaS, where you're buying full VMs) you do have access to the OS for your VM, but in no case do you have access to the hypervisor (a customized version of Xen, IIRC) that the VMs are running on. And yeah, for a lot of services (like s3) you don't have access to the OS either, just the service that's running on top of it.
Yeah, I didn't think about the VM manager.
Oh what the hell now, the patch is incomplete?
-.-
@Simon That's like news from 12 hours ago. :P
Oh, 18 now
@TerryChia So what now, Amazon will have to patch their stuff twice?
lulz
@Simon It's.... a completely different bug...
I feel like I'm talking to @Lighty here.
@TerryChia hey! D:
14:59
@TerryChia no you're talking to the usual @Simon ... @Lighty is much better
@Nick Disagree.
never compare me to swaggots again! ):
Spotify seems to be down
@TerryChia Why on earth would you even reply this? Of course it's a different exploit but it's still affecting bash and can possibly do the same damage. If they had found it earlier, they would have been able to push both fixes at the same time instead of having to release 2 different updates...
But anyway whatever, you're so clever, keep cleverin', your social skills are great.
The rest of the world is dumb, you're just awesome.
@Simon Amazon doesn't have to patch bash on their customers systems...
They have to reboot their customers VMs because of the Xen bug because it's a hypervisor vulnerability...
Patching bash doesn't even require a reboot...
15:10
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15:41
Fun: my customer just came to ask me if there was some sort of new virus called "shellshock"
Someone pushed the "panic mode" button.
@ThomasPornin Did you proceed to call him an idiot and laugh at him because he's uneducated on the subject? I'm sure that's what @TerryChia would have done.
@Simon The customer pays me. The fee entitles him not to be called an idiot.
I explained the nature of the bug and the solution ("install security updates, dammit !").
@ThomasPornin Good idea. Maybe @Simon should be paying everyone in this room.
Kind of crazy how money makes you respect someone.
@TerryChia I don't seek respect through money and as a matter of fact, I don't seek respect from anyone here.
In case you were wondering (I know you weren't).
@Simon Who said anything about respect?
15:47
Not calling someone an idiot = being respectful.
Even though that's what you think.
@Simon No. That's just not calling someone an idiot.
Respect is something entirely different.
In fact, if I respect someone I will call him an idiot if he is being stupid.
I don't think anyone can properly judge if a human-being is truly an idiot considering that you have no idea what he's gone through.
"Why would you do this? You're an idiot", perhaps the individual has lived experiences that you haven't, making you completely unable to properly judge.
But hey, let's just keep calling people idiots anyway.
It's funner that way.
@Simon Right, because tip toeing around every topic because of "maybes" is great for communication. If the person has reasons for it he is always welcomed to call me an idiot and argue his ideas.
@TerryChia There are far more respectful ways of letting someone know that you believe whatever he says is wrong.
"I strongly disagree with you because of x, y, z", why would need to call the person an idiot?
Here, let me enlighten you on the definition of an idiot according to wikipedia: "An idiot, dolt, or dullard is an intellectually disabled person..."
@Simon Right, because you speak to people you know that way. Let me be clear, if I know someone well enough to respect the person I will be frank and that includes calling out stupidity when I see it. If I don't know the person I'll just ignore him.
16:00
jeez, chill the fuck out guys
go smoke a blunt or something
eat some sushi
@Polynomial Meh, I'll probably go do something to entertain myself in a while anyway.
paranoia mode: active ... need ... the.. fix.. .asap
@TerryChia giggity.
@Polynomial Dammit!
16:36
So I get almost no broadband here (one place I can get satellite, apart from that it's 56K modem speed 2G) but at least there's cool wildlife!
is everyone having fun getting loads of Internet points for Shellshock posts?
@RоryMcCune Yes. I won't offer an opinion on whether it's worse than heartbleed or not, but the entertainment value is decidedly better.
16:54
well I guess there is a new attack out
since I see "shell shock" occuring far too often on the main page to be a coincidence
guess I should get reading
is it bad I'm sitting around giggling to myself about this
but... but... linux = awesome security that nothing can break and windows = the devil
so I enjoy news like Shellshock a little bit too much perhaps
For years, the GNU people have ranted that the proper name of the OS is not "Linux" but "GNU Linux" because this is the complete set of GNU tools (including the libc, the compiler...) over a Linux kernel.
So this is not a bug in Linux but a bug in GNU.
17:16
@ThomasPornin Speaking of it being a GNU bug...
Has anyone yet figured out how we can blame Richard Stallman for this mess? #shellshock
@ThomasPornin fair argument I suppose, but then that same argument could be applied to most windows bugs as being in the periphery too vs core kernel if we really want to go down that route
@AJHenderson He, I am not a fan boy.
I am just reusing an old flamewar (the GNU vs Linux) to lay blame on some people.
yeah, and it really is a fair point
In any case, Windows and Linux fanatics have mocked each other for decades, for every single security vulnerability which was discovered. Such mockery have never proven anything, except that the best jokes can grow old when repeated more than 200 times.
The point I would like to make out of this bug (and nobody will pay heed) is that shell scripts are structurally harmful for security.
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(and that would also apply to Microsoft things like PowerShell)
It is not a new point; it has been made, by me and other people, for more than 20 years.
In older days, people were playing with the IFS environment variable, and file names with embedded newlines, and other such fun things.
17:36
How probably is this:
TimC: Simply by setting the string as a user agent, or a cookie, or any number of CGI variables that would end up in the environment. From there, if the web page calls bash, like in a system call to execute an external command, the payload is ran. — Brendan Byrd 4 hours ago
@ThomasPornin yeah, I agree, I just like it when Windows is proven to simply be a bigger target rather than inherently less secure. I don't think Windows is any more secure than Linux. I just like any brief reprieve from the Linux fanatic Windows detractors over stupid, ill-informed security complaints about Windows
@ThomasPornin yeah, but that is where the usability side comes in
any administrative tool is bad for security in some sense
and yes, I get that shell scripts are more powerful as they can do a lot at once and thus more of a risk
but people keep them because they have great utility as well
if someone can come up with a way that lets good people do things easily and keeps bad guys out all the time, they will become very rich
@AJHenderson I'd say it is not really a question of "doing a lot at once". It more is about shell languages to be based on string replacements and similar features. It encourages the kind of thinking that creates vulnerabilities (namely: implicit assumptions on the input data).
One could parallel it with SQL injection attacks.
ah, gotcha
yeah, that's fair
do you have any ideas for a good alternative in a perfect world?
SQL injections are usually the result of programmer who just stuff external data in a string to be interpreted as SQL. The safe way would be prepared statement, or things like Linq (where the SQL syntax is separated from the data).
Scripting languages are heavy on the wrong side here.
right, but how do you build something that allows the simplicity of working from a command line with basic text files that doesn't have that limitation
17:45
If you want a "convenient", high level language where each statement does a lot of things, but still separates data from syntax, I suggest you take a look at Python.
people like it specifically because they can put them together with whatever
Not that I am a Python afficionado either, but, from the few Python lines I read and typed, it looked a lot more cleaner than shell scripts.
or are you just talking about wanting parameters to be very explicitly set and only accept variables
@AJHenderson In my opinion, scripting languages don't allow people to easily put together functionalities; it just makes them believe that they can.
that's fair, personally, I don't do much with scripting languages anyway, I like windows because I love MMC with a passion
I find GUIs to provide far better organization of information, thus making it easier to work with than shell systems
but automation isn't really easy that way
but I don't do enough large scale administration to need automation very often
and when I do, it is typically through a program making the adjustments through coded API calls instead of shell scripts
17:50
PowerShell is convenient on Windows, because it can dynamically load, compile and run some C#. It also has access to the complete .NET library.
Too bad its syntax was designed by a schizoid chimpanzee on acid.
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hahaha
no argument here
18:06
Damn, why must all of the Atmel tech on tour dates in my area fall on days when I have exams.
18:22
@Simon Higher than one would like. For instance, it appears that every CPanel site on the Internet is vulnerable.
@Xander Ouch.
@Simon As is the web interface for F5's Big-IP appliances, which is potentially quite interesting.
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@Xander Bash my face with my palm.
 
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19:45
@Xander Please tell me this isn't real.
@TRiG Why on earth would you not believe it's real? This is the media we're talking about. CNN's technology expert thought 4chan was a person.
@Xander I ... I've seen that GIF. I thought it was fake.
@TRiG I must concur that it is slightly surprising: they chose some guy with several rings on his right hand, hair on the top of his hand, and (apparently) wearing some pyjama. This is not consistent with how stock photos are usually made.
20:12
I feel like something bad is happening on my server, but I cannot tell
nothing in the logs, I am clueless
Does anyone know about this site
@meda This is a service operated by Cisco. Apparently to report some sort of "reputation score" about URL and IP addresses.
20:28
is this a good, on-topic question here? security.stackexchange.com/q/68243/20208
@ThomasPornin how can I improve my score
@Malachi Yup.
@Xander Awesome, thank you
20:44
@meda I don't know. Talk to Cisco, maybe ?
@ThomasPornin is it possible that my server is compromised and I see nothing in the logs
@meda Yes.
If your server is compromised and the attacker is not a complete n00b, then the first thing he did was to clean the logs to remove any traces of his passage.
21:01
@ThomasPornin yes but what about timestamp, that will see at least
21:35
Not necessarily @meda. Depends what sort of access the attacker had.
22:33
Have you ever seen a 5 GHz wireless network?
22:56
@ntrrgc erm...yes
seen everything from old microwave point to point links from the early nineties up to faster than 5GHz...
23:10
@RoryAlsop Sorry, I was referring to wifi-n networks.
I was kind of surprised to run a scanner and find no network at 5 GHz in my building, which is usually so full of access points that the network selection menu fills several times the height of my laptop
@ntrrgc Many access points will autonegotiate (ie 2.4 and 5 GHz are both allowed) - and generally the 2.4 will have much better signal strength, especially if there are lots of walls or the distances are long.
So 2.4 is the most common. Also lots of kit can't do 5 yet, so for compatibility, keeping your APs on 2.4 wins
hmm.. OK, thanks.
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