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David Freitag

21:00

I think mint is busted. Either that or a bunch of people have been paying me.

AviD

I'm letting that one slide, now you have a nice round number of mentions and you never need to say it again.

Simon

@AviD Huh?

AviD

trust me.

Simon

Whoa there, I don't think I can do that.

AviD

actually 128 would have been more round, but obviously you're not leet enough, so I let you get to 130.

I DID NOT KICK HIM.

David Freitag

21:01

Woohoo and I still owe $17k on my car!

Simon

hahaha

I left to get my ID.

130 y-word messages.

Not bad.

Aug 22 '13 3:22 PM

The very first one I said in here.

David Freitag

mmm 'dat nervo.

Simon

@AviD I don't think I'll manage to stop saying it.

David Freitag

@Simon Damn you autocorrect

Simon

@DavidFreitag More like damn you retarded brain.

David Freitag

21:04

Does iOS have a swype keyboard yet?

Rоry McCune

@DavidFreitag not till iOS 8 AFAIK

David Freitag

@RоryMcCune Bummer. I really like Android's swype keyboard. The only thing it won't do is swear. But with some convincing it will even do that.

Simon

@DavidFreitag Does it support multiple language at once though? I type both in le fu- and English.

Rоry McCune

@DavidFreitag yeah I'm really looking forward to iOS and Windows Phone getting that feature. Windows phone 8.1 has it so will be there over the next week or two..

Simon

@RоryMcCune You're such a donut with your Windows phone.

David Freitag

21:07

@Simon I have only tried english, but knowing Google it will support any stock keyboard.

That reminds me to stop being lazy and just install the L preview on my 5.

Simon

@DavidFreitag But would it be clever to search for French and English words?

Rоry McCune

@Simon any particular data to back that up ?

Simon

@RоryMcCune Nah, I just wanted to call you a donut.

Rоry McCune

@Simon ah

David Freitag

@Simon Depends on your language setting. I'm too lazy to see.

Also I'm too lazy to install a new language. The factory languages are, in this order, English, Hindi, Korean, Chinese, and Emoji.

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Iszi

21:12

Damn. VLOOKUP is popular on SU today. Used it to answer at least three questions which were, at the time, in the top 10 by activity.

kalina

if yolo and gangnam style are on the kick list, mentioning VLOOKUP around this many serious people should be an account deletion level offence

AviD

ah, no, you didnt understand - VLOOKUP is an Excel function.

kalina

I understand perfectly

AviD

okay wait - Excel is a Microsoft spreadsheet program.

look, it's all very technical.

kalina

you're an asshole.

AviD

21:19

tell ya what - if #simon start throwing around words like that, I'll kick him.

Rоry McCune

@kalina you're only working this out now?

AviD

@kalina hehe, true.

only occasionally.

Rоry McCune

@kalina although a better term might be curmudgeon

AviD

oo I like that.

Imma change my twitter handle to @infosec_curmudgeon.

Rоry McCune

@AviD heh, although it may well be already taken, knowing infosec people

AviD

21:22

haha

Rоry McCune

well Jack Daniel (twitter.com/jack_daniel) has it in his bio but not his actual handle...

AviD

hehehe, so he does.

I actually thought it sounded familiar.

he is cranky, though.

Rоry McCune

well a lot of older infosec people are (well apart from @RoryAlsop but he's odd )

@Kisunminttu @Adnan so is this satwcomic.com/deer-hunt-animated what you lot get up to then...

David Freitag

dude. there's like 8 million cops outside pulling over everyone on the road

Iszi

@RоryMcCune s/"older infosec people"/"older people"

Kisunminttu

21:41

@RоryMcCune Needs more Koskenkorva

Rоry McCune

@Kisunminttu isn't everything better with booze?

kalina

@RоryMcCune no

Rоry McCune

@kalina correct

kalina

huh, somebody agreed with me

I didn't realise I had already passed out and entered a state of deep sleep

Kisunminttu

@RоryMcCune I'm going to agree with @kalina on this one. Very few things are better with booze.

Rоry McCune

21:47

@Kisunminttu hmm not sure I'd say very few things but obv. not everything, but hey you were the one starting out with the hard liquor recommendations :op

Adnan

@RоryMcCune Where are the bottles of booze?

Oh, I see that @Kisu already asked about that.

Awwwwh!

TildalWave

This question, then reading first two comments, and checking what was edited got me in stitches: security.stackexchange.com/questions/63267/…

Rory Alsop

22:21

@Kisunminttu I might disagree. Have had a few nice beers this evening - and everything is fine. Or maybe that is because I am childless until the weekend. Booze/kids/ something is relaxing this evening!

hmmm - had to relog in. Maybe I was kicked :-)

David Freitag

22:45

Maaaaan. Insomnium is so damn good.

For instance,