The DMZ

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Simon

16:31

My poor mom.

Rory Alsop

@Tildal - thanks. It's a shock to the system not having a morning gin... ;-)

Rоry McCune

16:46

@RoryAlsop mmm gin

AviD

uugghhh IP law is sucky.

David Freitag

Damn spiders

Xander

17:07

@DavidFreitag Eight-legged, or web-crawly type?

David Freitag

@Xander The legged variety. I don't have any issues with them until they try to crawl up my leg.

2 hours later…

David Freitag

19:13

Lol

> How bars and their patrons can benefit from the internet of beer

1 hour later…

Simon

20:15

I just found out that there's a huge ass stash of free chips at work. Let's get fat.

Lays (Ketchup, Classic), Doritos, Ruffles (All-dressed) and Cheetos.

David Freitag

@Simon Already there. Which is good since I don't really like chips

Simon

Oh lawd, I'm having a second bag.

David Freitag

@Simon Fat ass

Simon

David Freitag

@Simon I'm allowed to say that.

Just like how only a ginger can call another ginger ginger.

Simon

20:22

lulz

Xander

@Simon Didn't you say recently that you're already 130 stone?

Simon

@Xander I must be 135 now that I had 2 bags.

Xander

@Simon That would be a lot of potato chips.

David Freitag

@Xander @Simon weighs a ton? Literally?

Xander

@DavidFreitag Not quite yet. He will, once he finishes the chip stash.

David Freitag

20:24

Gee, and I was thinking 23 stone was heavy.

Simon

I want moar, QQ.

David Freitag

@Simon Are they the mini size or the feeds a family of seven in africa for a week size?

Simon

Mini. Still 180 calories per bag though.

God damn.

kalina

21:04

You're talking about food and gluttony? How fitting...

I have two ice creams

and they're both mine

I have nearly finished nomming the first one and then I'm going to immediately nom the second one

David Freitag

@kalina I'm mostly just giving @Simon a hard time.

kalina

well, don't let me interrupt

FEichinger

Cue the obvious "@Simon" and "hard" line.

Simon

I want a chocolate/banana milkshake.

kalina

@FEichinger only you could come up with that, you pervert

FEichinger

21:08

@Simon That's a damn subtle way to refer to anal sex.

Simon

...

kalina

@Simon see my "pervert" comment, only one line above

FEichinger

@kalina I was going to protest. Then @Simon gave me that easy opportunity and I couldn't resist making the joke.

So, yeh, guess you're right.

Again ...

kalina

figures

brain freeze -.-

FEichinger

David Freitag

21:13

@kalina Rub the roof of your mouth with your tongue

FEichinger

@kalina That's what you get for nomming two whole ice creams.

Simon

@DavidFreitag Does it actually help?

David Freitag

@Simon Yes. The reason you get brain freeze is because some blood was cooled by the roof of your mouth then made it to other parts of your brain. Warming the roof of your mouth will warm the blood and make the pain stop

M'vy

21:54

wow wow wat? @FEichinger in the DMZ?

David Freitag

@M'vy For quite some time now.

M'vy

yeah I've been away some time I see :P

Simon

@DavidFreitag Oh, good to know. I'm definitely gonna try this.

David Freitag

@Simon Just stick your head under the nearest soft serve machine

Simon

David Freitag

22:03

Man I just realized I haven't had soft serve in years

David Freitag

22:58

@kalina @RoryAlsop should a mic preamp gain be logarithmic or linear?

I'm going to have to go with yes since no one is around.

Xander

23:17

@DavidFreitag My vote is for reverse polish notation.

David Freitag

@Xander It doesn't matter anyway, they don't make trimmer pots in log form.

Xander

@DavidFreitag What about flower pots?

David Freitag

@Xander Nah, but I think I have a logarithmic copper pot laying around

Xander

@DavidFreitag Well good then!

David Freitag

@Xander alas I used that one to make breakfast this morning, so all bets are off.

Xander

23:21

@DavidFreitag Can't be helped.

David Freitag

@Xander Guess I had better do the dishes then...

Xander

I'm sure you'll pull through.

David Freitag

@Xander You've obviously never met my kitchen sink.

Xander

@DavidFreitag I remember what mine looked like when I was roughly your age. I managed to survive it.

David Freitag

@Xander The cold water knob is busted, so if you leave the water running for more than a split second you burn your face off

Xander

23:24

@DavidFreitag Yikes. That is a sticky wicket. Good for sanitizing the dishes though.

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