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2:52 AM
@RoryAlsop Are you implying that @FEichinger is Sheldon and @kalina is Penny?
 
 
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4:37 AM
@TildalWave They've got a point though. The question you should be asking isn't "Why isn't SpaceX webcasting their launch." They've got better things to do (e.g. a launch), a better question is "Why isn't someone else webcasting their launch."
An email address only ever given to cPanel Inc is now receiving daily pump-and-dump stock scam spam. If only I could narrow down the list of potential culprits....
 
 
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7:01 AM
@TerryChia we have at least one question, dont know if its "good". the accepted answer is crap... but anyway it focuses more on the usage than on the internals. \
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Q: Advantages and disadvantages of Stream versus Block Ciphers

Eric WarrinerEncryption algorithms such as Blowfish,AES,RC4,DES and Seal are implemented in one of two categories of ciphers. What are the advantages/disadvantages to the type of ciphers?

at least @ThomasPornin gives a good answer, as per usual.
 
Anyone see any impact on SVN due to the Code Space hack yet?
 
I like that random image there.
why would that have any effect on other SVNs?
@RoryAlsop and it just goes to show you, "backup plan" also needs to be dependent on specific risks you are planning on recovering from.
 
@AviD I read it as SVN code itself...
@AviD exactly
 
@RoryAlsop what, the hack? No, it was apparently a stolen password. To AWS admin console.
@RoryAlsop That's the 2nd rule of backup, usually orgs don't get past the 1st rule: "If you didnt restore, you didn't backup.".
Apparently CodeSpace felt pretty secure since they scored the 1st rule pretty well.
 
7:19 AM
What do you call a black man on the moon?
 
Racist?
 
an astronaut
 
so, you're saying the Russians are racists.
 
@LucasKauffman I did like that post of all the anti-jokes :-)
 
@RoryAlsop :O
 
7:21 AM
heh, some funny ones there.
 
7:32 AM
bluegh
 
reghed
 
I am sad
 
I am sorry to hear that.
anything specific, or roadworks again?
 
I am peeling
 
just run out of pot?
@kalina peeling. an orange? a banana?
a cat?
 
7:34 AM
no, too long in the sun
 
ahhh yeah okay. That sucks.
though I havent had that opportunity in a while...
 
@AviD Yeah I've heard prison sucks.
 
hmm, meh. It was a good shot, but fell kinda flat.
 
@kalina False. At least one person is there.
 
7:39 AM
@AviD no
 
@AviD False. At least one camera is there.
 
@DavidFreitag +1
 
also, the title clearly states "full of people". A better way would be to say "now holds all the people that..."
 
@AviD you're picking fault with a meme that predates internet based social networking, you're a bit late to the party
 
@DavidFreitag and what, the camera is on a table? activated remotely? Then the robot picks it up and brings it out to you?
Occam's Razor, man.
 
7:40 AM
@AviD Never heard of a tripod?
And a 60 second trigger?
 
@DavidFreitag no, I don't go into sex stores.
@DavidFreitag no, I don't go into sex stores.
 
@AviD Your loss.
 
@DavidFreitag so you're saying that YOU have a 60 second trigger?
 
@AviD I wish
 
life would be so awesome if I could bring myself to an orgasm in 60 seconds
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7:43 AM
@kalina It's highly overrated, trust me.
 
I highly doubt that 60 orgasms an hour would be overrated
tiring, perhaps
 
@kalina that sounds exhausting.
 
You wouldn't get that far. Things start to chafe.
 
@DavidFreitag nobody specified touching myself as part of this orgasms in 60 seconds
 
Besides, you would have one massive bicep and one normal one.
 
7:44 AM
maybe some form of electrotherapy
 
hooookay, I think I need to remind you all about proper comportment...
 
@DavidFreitag use both hands... do you not use both hands?
 
@DavidFreitag heh, like that scene when whassis name discovered online porn... \
 
@kalina Both hands? There is nowhere near enough real-estate to put two hands.
 
@DavidFreitag oh, I'm sorry
poor you
 
7:45 AM
@AviD Quagmire?
@kalina Indeed
 
oh wait, this means you and Simon have something in common!
 
@DavidFreitag yeah, right - him.
 
I'm starting to run out of aftersun
 
Although they have a corrective surgery. The trick is getting the insurance companies to pay for it.
 
are you still talking about masturbation?
 
7:48 AM
Close enough
 
You need surgery to masturbate?
 
dammit, you guys are funny! but seriously its getting a bit too much. Keep it at least a minimal amount of clean, willya?
 
no he needs corrective surgery for his tiny penis
 
@Adnan No, I need surgery for enough real-estate for two hands.
 
wow I was actually correct
 
7:50 AM
@AviD I'm at least trying to keep it PG.
 
@DavidFreitag I don't even
 
@AviD you know that I view my presence on Stack Exchange as an end of life activity anyway, so I don't care
 
did anyone else here ever need to use the medication Ibuprofen?
 
@David Why? Most people can't use two hands.
 
@Lighty yes
 
7:51 AM
@Lighty Yup, still alive.
 
@kalina, @Arperum did your legs fall asleep?
 
@DavidFreitag the other solution of course is smaller hands
 
@kalina are you dying?
 
@Lighty no, that's what happens when you sit down too long
@AviD "kalina" is, yes
 
@kalina I tried that, they won't let me within a mile of a school zone now
 
7:52 AM
@DavidFreitag -.-
 
@Lighty Can't remember that ever happening because I took medication.
 
I wonder if I keep picking at my peeling skin if I will end up pulling an entire layer of skin off
and, whether that would solve my problem
like a snake, shedding its skin
 
@Arperum hm, well, i'll ask my fysiotherapist, it could be connected to the fact her corrected 6 ribs and my complete spine in only two sessions of 15 min each
 
@kalina and you will rise from the ashes, like a phoenix.
Dark Phoenix, of course.
 
@Lighty most days
 
7:55 AM
@AviD Nice try, but I don't think setting herself on fire will help much
 
@DavidFreitag Dark Phoenix set entire solar systems on fire, not herself.
well, consumed them, not fire. But I assume some cooking was involved.
 
@AviD er no
anyway I'm bored so I guess I'll go be bored some place else rather than annoying you people
 
I think my next project will be ARM based...
 
 
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9:01 AM
I hate doing contracts. The worst kind is a contract with a clueless newb, who is trying to pretend to not be so clueless.
no, the worst is with those ridiculous corporate vampire lawyers. but the newbs are a close second.
Also. This recruiter spam is really out of hand. I might decide to have a free conference for all recruiters, then poison the cake.
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@AviD you called me?
 
never.
 
@AviD I have some attendees I could send your way too :-)
 
Good. The more, the merrier.
I mean, the deader.
Did someone really star massmurder comments?
@kalina. must have been @kalina.
 
Jesus! Those OWASP AppSecEU summits are sooo boring so far
And not the good kind of boring
 
9:16 AM
@Adnan are they adressing the truecrypt/bitlocker thing that was all over the tech news a small while ago? at AppSecEU
 
@Lighty why would they? It is only barely tangentially related.
@Adnan summits? I thought it was just the trainings now?
 
@AviD innocent
 
Nope. Just a bunch of people too lazy to make actual progress on the subject. Only one dude from Switzerland has good ideas
 
I am such a classy girl, turning up to mcdonalds barefoot and in pyjamas to get a bacon and egg mcmuffin
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@Adnan chocolate?
 
9:19 AM
any man would be lucky to have me
 
Chocolate is always a good idea.
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@kalina sounds healthy.
 
@Kalina That's my kind of girl
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I even resolved my morning hair mess simply by wearing a hat
 
@kalina definitely!
although morning hair can also be a good look
 
no
 
9:21 AM
@kalina Hats: the solution for baldness for hundreds of years.
 
@Adnan - what topics have you signed up for today?
 
@Kalina Oh, stop it. Starting to sound too sexy
 
@AviD I'm not bald
 
@AviD I, on the other hand, almost never wear hats, as most countries are too hot for hats
@kalina @AviD is...
 
23rd June 2014: The day Adnan said I started to sound sexy
 
9:22 AM
I did have one awesome hat. I bought it in 1989 in Australia. It died last year at Download. In the front row. While Rammstein pointed fire at me
:-(
 
@RoryA I'm now attending the OWASP Educational summit
 
good way to go, but I loved that hat
 
@RoryAlsop WHAT ABOUT THE DIAMOND HAT
 
it protected me from all sorts of things
 
fire sounds like a valid method of death
 
9:23 AM
@Kalina Because of proximity. I'm in Cambridge right now
 
@AviD it hangs on my guitar wall along with my special hats. Doesn't mean I wear it
(except for photo opportunities)
 
@Adnan what makes you think Cambridge is anywhere even remotely within my proximity?
 
@kalina We know you have long distance fire
 
@RoryA and later Code Review Guidelines
@Kalina Closer than Finland
 
@Adnan but you're assuming I'm in England :(
 
9:25 AM
@Adnan hopefully that one will be better
shes somewhere near germany, or something like that.
 
@kalina Is Ibiza nice and warm?
 
@kalina You're somewhere in the UK. Most likely Cambridge is closer to you than any place in Finland
 
Ibiza was nice and warm, yeah
I spent too long in the sun, thinking that since I never burn that I would merely tan excessively
 
or maybe she just wants us to think that.
 
and instead I burned
 
9:27 AM
@kalina was it just a long weekend? Nice. There for any particular DJ/Show/Event, or just chilling
(or burning)
@kalina we know you love burning :-)
 
I was just chilling
 
@AviD Yup. Can't wait for the actual conf to start. I wanna take a selfie with Stallman
 
my shoulders and nose are such a mess
 
@Adnan haha, that would be classic.
make sure to be making a weird grimace.
 
Maan.. I'm so tired. Met sooo many people in the past 36 hours
 
9:30 AM
will you remember everybody's names? Or are you just going to insult people everywhere?
 
Why are the English peopke so approachable
Got hit on two times. Once by a lady and once by a dude
 
@Adnan do it!
@Adnan we're an equal opportunity country
@Adnan Scots are much more approachable
met Rory and Marion yet?
 
@RoryAlsop only because they're drunk
@Adnan I'm sure @Kisunminttu won't mind. If you're in a different country, it doesnt count.
 
@AviD Hey, don't judge
@AviD hahahahahaha
 
@AviD that's not true
 
9:32 AM
@RoryAlsop Hey, I'm not wearing a tag that says "Judy"
 
@Rory No idea where they are. I don't have a way to get his phone or give him mine
 
@kalina It doesn't count if it's your dog.
 
one boyfriend I had once upon a time used the line "baby it was only a blowjob, it wasn't even cheating!"
 
because its your dog.
 
before I punched him in the face
 
9:32 AM
@AviD I hope you choke on your coffee.
 
@kalina 'slap' and you're out!
 
@Kisunminttu heh. Fresh batch of Indonesian, thank you very much.
 
@Adnan but you have his email
 
@RoryAlsop did you just kick her....?
 
@AviD no :-)
 
9:33 AM
@RoryAlsop @Adnan and you can just ping @RоryMcCune here.
or twert at him.
 
@AviD twert - I like that
 
@AviD I don't cheat. Period.
 
does Miley Cyrus do it?
 
you can twerk at @RоryMcCune
?
 
@Adnan whats that got to do with @RоryMcCune???
 
9:34 AM
@AviD Replying to your previuos
 
@RoryAlsop apparently yes.
@MileyCyrus, PLUTO
#FUCKINGBANGERZ
7.5k tweets, 18185k followers, following 365 users
but NSFW,...
 
@kalina I used to stay at a girlfriend's house next door to a Tescos. Many's the time I'd wander in in a pair of shorts and garfield slippers... it's fine
 
@RoryAlsop you're a guy though, it's a well known fact that guys have no self respect
also that your hair looks acceptable immediately after waking up
 
@AviD goes off to check on non-work device...
 
oh and you don't need makeup to hide baggy eyes
 
9:36 AM
@RoryA Would you please ping him for me (sms or something), just to know where he is
 
and nobody really cares if you smell like bed
 
@kalina back then mine really didn't. It was a good length. And nobody needs make up - it's a crazy marketing thing cooked up by advertisers
@Adnan will do
@kalina that really really isn't true
 
makeup is important
 
This chat is moving way to fast for me to keep up. So fuck it I'm not going to try.
 
@TerryChia you're soooooooooooooo slooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwww
 
9:38 AM
@TerryChia twss
 
@kalina it's optional icing on the cake. Back in my single days I'd far prefer to meet girls who looked the same in the morning as at night. i.e.it wasn't just makeup
 
@RoryAlsop oh I'm not talking about face painting
 
@kalina lol
 
also I'm surprised you can remember that far back
 
@kalina He means last week, at the concert
 
9:41 AM
@kalina no-one forgets about kohl
 
short of the fact my hair looks like I was struck by lightening I usually look the same in the morning as I did the night before
just... more tired
 
@kalina well - that sounds grand.
 
and no eye liner
and a minor amount of uneven complexion
 
@RoryAlsop Did you just hit on @kalina?
 
meh - the clubs I go to, more guys seem to wear eyeliner than girls
 
9:44 AM
Are you hitting on @kalina?
Is @RoryAlsop hitting on @kalina?
 
@AviD I don't think so
did I
it's been a while
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I think @RoryAlsop is hitting on @kalina.
 
maybe this is hitting on, but I doubt it
 
@RoryAlsop lol, combobreaker
 
hahahahah
 
9:45 AM
it's fine, warm blooded male, I'm used to it
 
been getting interesting recruiter spam today: email from 'experteer' exec job folks, telling me my sponsored Premium Membership is about to expire, and giving me a nice little 'upgrade Now' button
 
@kalina exactly. If a warm blooded male even talks to a warm blooded female, it is considered hitting on.
 
hmmm - nope
(clicks 'mark as spam')
 
not even sure the female needs to be warm blooded too.
 
you are old enough to be my fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers' father though
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9:46 AM
@AviD or female
 
@RoryAlsop lol
 
@kalina he is, isn't he :-)
 
equal opportunity, eh
 
@RoryAlsop or human
 
@kalina :-)
 
9:47 AM
@RoryAlsop "he"?
 
looks at transcripts
shakes head
 
looks at @FEichinger
shakes head
 
Tsk!
 
looks at coffee cup
looks at @FEichinger
holds out coffee cup
CUPEMPTYREFILL
 
@kalina where's the shake?
 
9:49 AM
And here I thought you were trying to be nice, offering me coffee.
 
@FEichinger asif I'd share coffee
 
@Kisunminttu Harlem
 
that's nearly as funny as the time somebody expected me to pass the joint
 
@AviD I C wut u did thar
 
that individual took offence when I explained that I do not share because I do not wish to catch his aids
I DO NOT WANT YOUR GAY AIDS, BEFORE YOU KNOW IT I WILL BE MUNCHING CARPET AND ENJOYING IT. Here, roll yourself one.
 
9:52 AM
@kalina I thought you've already enjoyed munching carpet?
 
I do but it is not my first choice
or my second
or my third
 
@kalina but can you say that it is truly enjoyable, then?
 
@Kisunminttu no I can't say it's always truly enjoyable
 
How did we even get to this conversation?
 
since a lot of women are whiny bitchy self entitled wastes of flesh that should get hit by a car the next time they step outside
 
9:55 AM
inb4 it's my fault
 
inb4 "like you?" or similar
 
@kalina Oh, I thought you meant something else.
 
RIGHT
well that's embarrassing
 
... From an outside-perspective, it's quite funny.
 
From my perspective men begging for their lives is quite funny
 
9:57 AM
Always with the hatred, tsk!
 
this isn't hatred
this is acceptance
 
acceptance of the murder that will be happening.
@Scott, as room owner, I think it's time you changed this room to "Everything you never wanted to know about sex and were terrified to ask".
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@AviD I don't think we've ever touched on this subject
ok fine, I will start us off, so that @AviD immediately withdraws his previous statement
 
no no no no no no no
 
Presuming you have a foreskin, does it hurt if it is bitten?
 

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