The DMZ

TildalWave

01:45

Can anyone please tell me when is "Today, Jun 12, 3:00 AM - 4:00 AM" if it's displayed on Google Hangouts?

(I'm not signed in)

The same event on YouTube says "Scheduled for Jun 11, 2014"

Google ... go figure.

NVM ... I just won't watch it then, who cares what timezone Google thinks time should be displayed in

Lighty

07:14

good morning dear internet

strugee

@Lighty why good morning sir

AviD

@strugee why not?

strugee

07:31

@AviD must we always pounce on even the slightest gramatically ambiguous phrase?

let's get real; this is the DMZ, of course we do

AviD

08:29

are you claiming that you were NOT implying that you had hoped he would have woken up to find himself with his ass nailed to the wall, his intestines spilling out to the floor, his hands stapled to a very unpleasant surface, a hole where his kidney had been, and his girlfriend chuckling in the kitchen while frying up his Bobbit?

Or maybe just, yknow, a bit of a hangover headache.

Lighty

that would only happen to me if i would cheat on her @AviD

and rightfully so

:3

AviD

No, I'm sorry, Ramsey is just a sick sick inhuman individual, that is always just too much.

Lighty

The cook?

AviD

what?

The bastard.

Lighty

i was talking about Gordon Ramsey

AviD

08:37

@Lighty why?

@Lighty Do you have some odd gay crush on Gordon Ramsey?

NOT that there is anything wrong with that.

Lighty

no...

but his swearing is attractive though

i mean

:3

Rоry McCune

@AviD have you by any chance had a large amount of coffee this morning?

AviD

heh, working on it.

but I blame this damn spanish code.

Lighty

and i thought Adnan was creepy according to people...

not that he is

AviD

@Lighty you wouldnt know. He is a different person since @Kisunminttu happened.

And we thank her for that. :-)

Lighty

08:40

as i said, according to people

and those two make a great couple :3

like you and coffee

kalina

*yawns loudly*

Lighty

hits kalina's face with a soft pillow

no yawning

Arperum

@Lighty What kind of rule is that, it's not like you can always fully control it...

Lighty

oh hush you, i just wanted a reason to smack her with a pillow

Adnan

Quick, before @Kisu logs in. Here's a photographic evidence of her filthy habit of eating cheese-cheese sandwiches.

AviD

08:46

@Lighty this can still happen. In fact, I would say it is now likely.

Adnan

and that.. that's an old Gouda

AviD

@Adnan oh that looks real nice.

Adnan

On top of cream cheese

AviD

except for the healthy-style bread.

Lighty

"filthy habit of eating cheese-cheese sanwiches"

whats so filthy bout it?

and @AviD, as i said, that could only happen if i did something horribly wrong, and deserve it :3

Adnan

08:47

@AviD Oh.. I think this bread is more commonly bought in Finland that the other kinds.

AviD

4 mins ago, by Lighty

oh hush you, i just wanted a reason to smack her with a pillow

Adnan

People love their whole grains

Lighty

nice toes btw

Adnan

@Lighty What toes?

AviD

@Adnan so, Finland is not so into all those lard-based breads, like in Netherlands?

Lighty

08:49

on th picture, i see toes

AviD

@Lighty oo titillating.

Adnan

@AviD Hmm.. actually, they might be, I don't know. It's just that the people I know (including myself) usually buy this type.

Lighty

Lard-based bread? i dunno, most sold bread here is grain too

but i prefer white-tiger bread

tasty when fresh, escpecially with some salami

Adnan

@Lighty Ooooh.. those are my toes

Lighty

i just complimented your toes, feel special

Adnan

08:51

@Lighty Why? I like my toes. Intrinsically, they're themselves a compliment.

Ah, but they look so blue... just like everything else in Finland.

Lighty

finland is basicly full of smurfs if everything is blue

Lucas Kauffman

I love lard bread

nothing as good as bacon

Lighty

i like meat and all, but i cant stand any lard-dyness in the morning

AviD

@Adnan ... everything? I sincerely doubt that, judging by some of your stories.

Lucas Kauffman

@Lighty I suggest you leave the room

unless for religious reasons, you are to embrace the lard

AviD

08:55

what about health reasons?

Lighty

actually, i can't eat anything in the morning, the first hour when i wake up atleast

AviD

or even just non-fat reasons.

Lighty

i think i should be more worried about the crap in energy drinks then food containing fat, in my case

i should gain some weight too.... i look like a slim stick with an attitude

Lucas Kauffman

@AviD you wouldn't give your life for bacon?

AviD

No. But I would gladly give your life for it.

anyway, lard isnt just bacon...

@Lighty so basically

►

Lucas Kauffman

09:08

@AviD what do you have against bacon?

AviD

@LucasKauffman sadly, religion

Nick

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Lighty

@AviD a certain person doesn't feel that way about it, don't worry

Nick

Shouldnt this be in software recomendations?

Lucas Kauffman

@AviD jews are not allowed to eat bacon? I thought you just weren't allowed to mix it with butter?

Lighty

09:10

all pagan-based religions are against bacon, or pork in general

AviD

@LucasKauffman "bacon" could potentially be fine, as long as its not pork bacon.

so, yeah. no bacon. :-(

Lighty

for asfar as i know

Lucas Kauffman

@AviD you are not allowed to eat pork?

AviD

@Lighty you are showing your complete lack of education.

semitic religions are explicitly NON pagan based.

@LucasKauffman nope. And in general, I would have interest - with the exception of bacon.

Lucas Kauffman

@AviD spare ribs with honey mmmm

or piglet roast

Lighty

09:12

i always classed 'jewish' religion under the same tree as 'christian' religion and 'islamic' religion

Lucas Kauffman

@AviD I wasn't aware that semitic religions weren't allowed to eat pork, I thought it was just an islamic thing

Lighty

am i wrong? because then i'm going to do some study on it

AviD

@Lighty islamic yes, christian - not so much.

well, actually, more like "kinda sorta". but not exactly.

@Lighty good idea.

Lighty

werent chrisitan and islam not a indirect descendant from paganism? since alot of items and stories etc. in their holy scripts are almost direct copies from pagans?

and yes, i should take up a class or two, religion and culture is rather interesting

AviD

early christianity was influenced by the local pagans (e.g. saturnalia), even though it was intended to "subclass" judaism.

kalina

09:15

there is a conversation about religion happening in here

Lighty

you're not invited, go back to sleep D:

kalina

may I share my religious views?

AviD

@Lighty no, from judaism. Though like I said, early christianity did have some pagan influences.

Islam, on the other hand, has some explicit anti-pagan issues.

@kalina probably not a good idea.

Lighty

issues as in the scripts, or the people?

kalina

that's not very nice, you get to talk about religion, I want to join in

so... aliens

AviD

09:16

its not a theological discussion - it is a general historical / etymological one.

kalina

came here thousands of years ago

Arperum

@Lighty Christianity just adopted the pagan holidays and gave them a different name because people wanted their traditions to be kept somewhat intact.

kalina

built the pyramids as landing pads for their space ships

taught primitive mankind to make fire

Lighty

@kalina, go play Serious Sam the second encounter

>:/

AviD

@Lighty scripts, customs, etc.

kalina

09:17

and then the hobbits went to isengard

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AviD

@Arperum you have to change your avatar. Glancing at it makes me think you're @Kisunminttu.

kalina

it was an epic journey

involving first contact with the ents for the hobbit people

AviD

@Arperum yeah, a lot of the traditions.

Lighty

i sat in a loacal mosque, where they give dutch-languaged...err... forgot what theyre called in english, but just a bunch of muslims sitting together praying, and one Lighty sitting in the back listening to them

kalina

and then gandolf

also known as hesus

commonly translated as jesus

died and rose

changing from gray to white

Arperum

09:19

@AviD I have the same issue, I always think her posts are mine until I notice the lack of different colored background on the text.

Lighty

and ofcourse i have bene forced to go to church too, so i heard alot there too, and i just cant stand it that the Muslim scripts look alot like the Christian ones

kalina

before commanding an eagle to drop the hobbits off in mordor

Lighty

smacks @kalina with a pillow again

Lucas Kauffman

@AviD WTF you also can't eat lobster?

Arperum

@AviD I'm not planning on changing it though, it's part of the picture my ex-girlfriend made as a parting gift, it looks a bit like me in real life :)

AviD

09:20

@LucasKauffman eewwww sea roaches.

kalina

the destruction of the one ring is commonly known as "opening pandora's box"

and evil spewed forth unto the world

AviD

@Lighty what? no not really.

@Arperum so just color in that window in the background.

Lucas Kauffman

@AviD dude, you don't know what you are missing

@AviD lobster is like the bacon of the sea

AviD

@LucasKauffman eewwww sea roaches.

I also dont want to eat live-ish octopus.

Lucas Kauffman

@AviD you can't, it's not kosher

kalina

09:21

and then the internet was invented and humanity suddenly rose above all of the old folk fiction that was also known as religion

Lighty

well, they have the same form of indexation, the 'rules' some verses have sound alike, the ideology (of the past) looked alike, and both religions have the same rules on eating pork, playing football and clothing etc.

kalina

and became a space faring race

AviD

@LucasKauffman thats not the only reason

kalina

finally elevating themselves to the level of the old gods

Lighty

im a real fish-eater..

Lucas Kauffman

09:22

you also can't eat mussels, oysters, shrimps, coqui st jaques or escargots

Arperum

@AviD There is no window

kalina

smells rather fishy

Arperum

That's the full picture.

AviD

@Arperum ah flame, whatever.

flame should be red.

@LucasKauffman eww eww EWWW meh and yuckkkk

Arperum

@AviD I'm not an artist, I would fuck it up big time.

Lucas Kauffman

09:23

@AviD whatabout horse?

AviD

@Arperum ask @TildalWave.

kalina

@AviD nope

AviD

@LucasKauffman horse is not food! its entertainment!

Lighty

everything that consists of meat is food :3

Lucas Kauffman

@AviD It's actually quite tasty

kalina

09:24

@Lighty according to this statement, penis is food

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Lucas Kauffman

@AviD whatabout whale or crocodile?

Lighty

yes, indeed

AviD

@LucasKauffman dunno, and BIG EWWW

Lighty

and instead of making a flag-worthy comment, i will jsut sit down and eat a cookie

Arperum

@LucasKauffman From that list I don't mind eating Mussels and shrimp, the others are a no-go for me.

Lucas Kauffman

09:26

@AviD and you can eat some sushi I guess?

Lighty

did someone say sushi?

kalina

fish is yak

its like instant puke

Lighty

no, fish is a sea creature, a yak is canadian

kalina

there's not many things worse than fish

although pineapple on pizza is right up there with it

Lucas Kauffman

@kalina you do several drugs which have most likely been up someones ass for transportation and which most likely have been cut up with other disgusting components, yet fish makes you puke?

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kalina

09:28

@LucasKauffman er... nope

Lighty

ouch :3

Lucas Kauffman

@Lighty I think a Yak is from Nepal, not canada

You mean a moose

or @Simon

Lighty

I SAID ITS FROM CANADA, DONT JUDGE ME LUCAS

kalina

you see, I know the guys that grow the weed I smoke

Lighty

;(

Lucas Kauffman

09:29

@Lighty *it's

kalina

and any mdma is made in country so doesn't pass through customs

Lighty

pff >:

Lucas Kauffman

@kalina cocaine?

AviD

@LucasKauffman oh definitely. I would say that there is some that I cant.

Lighty

cocaine?

►

Lucas Kauffman

09:30

@AviD It's really cool to read about this, I wasn't aware eating kosher was so complex

kalina

@LucasKauffman pure enough that you don't do silly quantities of it and transported inside of laptops

Lucas Kauffman

@kalina sure "laptops"

kalina

yep

they don't go through scanners and have plenty of space inside if you remove everything else

AviD

@LucasKauffman yeah, kinda. I just avoid anything complicated.

Lucas Kauffman

@AviD but do you take it strictly or do you interpret the reasons behind it?

AviD

09:33

both, as much as I can be bothered.

Lucas Kauffman

I really wonder what the reason is actually

because for instance rabbit isn't allowed either

AviD

"taking it strictly" explicitly requires understanding the reasons behind it.

kalina

why would you ever eat a rabbit

you might as well eat babies

AviD

@LucasKauffman there are different reasons for different things, and not everything is clearly understood/agreed upon. And of course I only know part of that.

@kalina this.

Lucas Kauffman

@kalina cause it tastes quite well if you put it in a pot with some oyster mushrooms, pieces of bacon, cut up onion and a bottle of brown beer

kalina

09:36

just... no

AviD

@LucasKauffman so would carrots, and I dont even like carrots.

anyway, what, you run out of cows?

kalina

not even really a big fan of eating cow

Lighty

you guys make me hungry

Lucas Kauffman

@AviD no, it's just quite nice

AviD

or if you want to eat something cute - how about ducks?

kalina

09:37

at least they're not cute with big floppy ears

Lucas Kauffman

@AviD I do like myself some duck breast or maigret de canard

or fois gras

kalina

@LucasKauffman "quite nice"?

Lighty

or kitties

Lucas Kauffman

@kalina yea it's good meat

AviD

@Lighty s/k/t/

Lucas Kauffman

09:38

@Lighty kitties are carnivors

Lighty

@AviD ?

and i saw eat cute things

AviD

@LucasKauffman dammit, now I gotta go to my steak place - they serve a fantastic mullard.

Lighty

kitties are cute :3

Lucas Kauffman

@Lighty you don't know sed?

Lighty

sed?

AviD

09:38

mallard?

kalina

@LucasKauffman you think it's acceptable to murder for "quite nice"?

Lighty

hmm, not really

Arperum

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Lighty

isnt mallard a synonym for duck?

Lucas Kauffman

@kalina I don't consider killing animals for food "murder"

AviD

09:39

@kalina right. If you're going to commit murder, it should only be for "really great".

kalina

@AviD yes

AviD

@Lighty ish, yes.

Lighty

or atleast rare

kalina

@LucasKauffman well it is

Lucas Kauffman

@kalina coming from someone supporting the drug industry I find this rather funny

kalina

09:40

you're still killing a being that can think for itself

AviD

@kalina unlike cows.

Lucas Kauffman

@kalina and you are indirectly killing beings that can.

AviD

or @Simon.

Lighty

plants are beings too @kalina

kalina

@LucasKauffman you know what, if you're going to pull this argument out, let's talk about leather, diamonds, Americans destroying the lives of American Natives so you can build cities

Lighty

09:41

still, biology is all about survival, being able to survive is to eat, and what is a great source of food and neutrients?

MEAT

kalina

@Lighty plants don't think

Lucas Kauffman

@kalina I'm not American

kalina

damn, I have nothing

Lucas Kauffman

I don't do diamonds

we did have the rubber and gold thing in congo though

AviD

@kalina some do

kalina

09:42

the exploitation argument applies to everything in modern society

Lucas Kauffman

a few years back

kalina

some people die because of my cocaine way back in the chain?

your phone was made in a sweat shop

get over yourself

AviD

@kalina no, I think they were referring to your fire habit, not the cocaine habit.

kalina

@AviD psh

my fire never really hurt anybody

might have damaged some prides, caught some people off guard, and confused a lot of people

but never actually hurt

Lighty

you made kitties cry all over the world though

D:

kalina

09:44

@Lighty I wouldn't kill one and eat it though

Lucas Kauffman

@kalina I was just pointing out that it bothers you that I indirectly kill animals for food, but that you don't care about the exploitation of human beings. I didn't start the argument about "murder" as I do realize it can be pulled quite wide. The only reason I have my current life standard is because in the past and probably also in the present people are dieing or have died for it.

Lighty

ofcourse not, the internet would disaprove

Lucas Kauffman

I just find it illogical that you care about animals but not about humans

kalina

@LucasKauffman I am not bothered by any of this conversation

I don't understand why somebody would murder a cute little bunny rabbit for food

but it's your choice

I will look at you like a blood thirsty rabbit killing lunatic if we ever meet though

Lucas Kauffman

I think that's still quite okay then

I mean I think llamas are cute and fuzzy

but I also eat those

kalina

09:47

...

I am a vegetarian that eats bacon

I have nothing to say

Lighty

then youre a fake hippie

Lucas Kauffman

my misses is also vegetarian

kalina

no, I don't like eating meat because I feel guilty every time

but bacon is so good I can live with it

Arperum

I've grown up on a farm, goat kids are cute too, doesn't mean I can't eat their meat. It's tasty, so I eat it.

kalina

and... well... KFC is coated in crack

Lighty

09:49

@kalina

atleast KFC uses meat

instead of mcdonalds, they use oil and tears of unsuccessfull swaggers

Lucas Kauffman

@Arperum mmmm I love lamb

kalina

random statement is random

Lighty

i love Kebab :3

kalina

@LucasKauffman lamb*

Lucas Kauffman

@kalina ty

kalina

09:50

you monster

Lighty

throws kebab at @kalina

Arperum

Yup. I eat stuff I've fed and nurtured since it was born.

kalina

YOU MURDER BABY SHEEPS

Lighty

and baby goats

apperantly

Arperum

@kalina I'm not a big fan of sheep, I like goat more.

Lucas Kauffman

09:51

I haven't had goat meat before

kalina

@Arperum why are you suddenly active in here, anyway?

Lighty

Goats are kinda cute

just as cows can be

Arperum

@kalina Bridge is asleep in the mornings, and I accidentally stumbled in here.

Lucas Kauffman

@Arperum where can you get goat meat?

kalina

cool

Guys it's time for the QOTW draft submissions

Guys, don't forget the QOTW draft submissions

Arperum

09:53

@LucasKauffman I know of one place in Belgium, one person who sells it. All of the goat meat I've eaten is from our own goats though, and that's not for sale.

kalina

Hey, QOTW draft submission time guys

Lucas Kauffman

@Arperum aaaw :( where in BE? Where do you slaughter your goats then?

kalina

QOTW: It's time for the channel to go inactive so the draft can submit itself

Lighty

where does Arperum live anyways? in belgium?

Lucas Kauffman

@Lighty yea

according to his profile

not sure if French or Dutch speaking though

Lighty

09:55

Arperum? spreek je nederlands of frans?

Arperum

@LucasKauffman My dad butchers them himself. And for where you can buy it in Belgium: between 9AM-12PM in Dilbeek on saturday mornings. The guy probably sells on other places too, but I don't know any of these.

@LucasKauffman Dutch.

Lighty

knew it ;3

Arperum

@Lighty That wouldn't work if I spoke french :)

Lucas Kauffman

@Arperum ah good, Dilbeek is the other side of Brussels

AviD

@gsuberland @digininja The other one is dont think about the ~1Kg of meat you call a tongue that is always moving about in your mouth

Tweeted by z0rlac on June 12, 2014 at 9:35 AM in reply to gsuberland

Arperum

09:58

@LucasKauffman Basically on this market

Lighty

Lucas Kauffman

@Arperum how does it compare to sheep/lamb?

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