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14:00
I'm bored
waveform pls
pls
...
I'ma tell daddy if you don't do it.
14:02
I am not scared of your parents
and I have no parents of my own
so bring it
o
DADDY @RoryAlsop, @kalina IS BEING MEAN AGAIN
@Simon Wait, isn't @ScottPack your daddy?
@TerryChia It depends but these days it feels like he disowned me.
I'm not being mean, I'm just refusing to do what you want me to do
@Simon That's because he doesn't care for you.
14:05
@TerryChia nobody cares for him
now we have lighty, simon could never return and nobody would notice
@TerryChia Hence why I'm looking for a new dad. It didn't work well when @Iszi was my dad, he didn't even want to play baseball.
@kalina I'M GONNA GET A DRAGON TATTOO'D ON MY DICK
that will be the tiniest dragon in history
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I remember when I was insulting people on the Internet to fight my boredom
owait no I don't
oh this isn't about my boredom
this is just honest responses to the silly things you say
I am still bored, which is why I am playing dogscorewatchunder
yous ay
14:11
yourface
likes
penisinit
what color?
what colour?
what are you even doing in here anyway?
@kalina He wanted to share with us a piece of trivia and he will be forever ensnared by our QOTW notifications.
14:18
@Terry those are evil. Pure evil.
@TerryChia I don't even notice those anymore
More evil than @kalina, even.
@FEichinger Is that even possible?
It is. I should know.
What with me knowing how evil she truly is.
I'm just making sure there's going to be no actual trouble
I mean, I did pretty much stop using Arqade for a reason
and while that reason was not him, I cba with anything arqade
14:22
@Simon - is she actually being mean to you? Is she?
@RoryAlsop no he's just being childish and stamping his feet because he's not getting his own way
exactly
which is my signature move, and he's nowhere near as good at it as I am
you stamp your feet? (hooves)
Fine, I'll just tell mommy
@Iszi, daddy and @kalina are being mean.
14:27
@RoryAlsop flap my wings
errrr
Oh, dear - this all got weird @Simon
Veryyyyy weird
I take no responsibility.
it's not weird to stamp my hooves but it is weird to flap my wings?
I was talking about @Simon
your wings are just fine
:-)
14:28
They both just ignore the L there, @kalina.
adorable
@Simon I'm pretty sure that makes twice in one week now? I swear, I thought this issue was settled. Back me up here, @ScottPack.
@Iszi But I want you to be one of my parents.
Well, now you can have 3 @Simon
it's a sad story when you're actively begging people to be your parents
14:30
Hint for @Simon: The original quote has "mother" in the place of @ScottPack. Use that wisely.
PARENTS, PARENTS EVERYWHERE
@kalina Not everyone can void parents like you do.
blame PHP
$simonsmother = NULL
isset($simonsmother) = false
14:33
pats @Simon's head someone bullying you again? D:
if only he used a real language, he'd realise his mother was gone, rather than he had no mother
I thought I saw her this morning but I guess I could be wrong if @kalina says so.
@RoryAlsop you mean within three years I could have two manslaves?
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...
sigh
what
14:35
Nothing, dear. Nothing.
...
@kalina - why 3 years?
@RoryAlsop I duno, I didn't read the article you linked, only the URL
@kalina Who hurt you?
@Simon that is a long story full of content that you guys really just don't need to know
14:38
Fine, keep it inside and be negative 4eva
first of all, there are not enough hours in the day for me to tell you my life story
it would end ina minute
second of all, most of it is quite graphic and old news articles can be easily googled once you take the timeframe and location into consideration
wat
and thirdly, I'm extremely uncomfortable actually remembering most of it
14:40
i knew she comitted murder
@Simon my step father single handedly shaped my viewpoint of men through his actions
that's all you're getting
ever
Stepfathers always sound retarded.
so how about that cake
my favourite cake is actually battenberg
actually maybe it's not
I do like battenberg though
@kalina Even though what he's done is probably horrible, you definitely shouldn't consider him being the gender representative.
@Simon nobody has proven otherwise yet
don't think that I don't live in hope that one day somebody will repair my opinions
it hasn't happened yet though, and I'm not holding my breath
14:45
Then stop dating idiots and yup let's face it, there are a bunch of assholes out there who just want to get laid.
How about we drop that subject now.
who made you the topicofconversation police
And I don't like how I had to prove to my gf that I'm not one of those guys because to me that's not something I would ever consider doing.
@Simon so why don't you take the initiative and turn against the men in the world that are causing the damage
there's no point in going "oh I know it happens but I'm not like that"
Who said I haven't?
14:47
because the fact you know it happens and know it's wrong but do nothing about it makes you equally as guilty as those who do it
battenburg is one of the best cakes
@RoryAlsop for sure
also @kalina, you may be surprised to learn that many people do quite a lot about it when they can/when they see it/hear of it, but in many cases they don't even hear about it
Oh come on, who said that @Lighty is the new me? I never posted cute pictures to attempt to change the subject.
@RoryAlsop Exactly.
14:50
im just stupid, Simon is canadian and stupid, thats totally different then me!
You're stupid and fake Dutch, don't forget that.
im not fake :3
im special <3
speshul
rahwr
There goes my night of sleep, what the flying fuck man?
14:53
And a few less pictures would be greatly appreciated.
Well, my phone is running flat.
God, I had about enough of crap questions for one day (checks what phase the Moon is in), and it barely started.... need a break
then get a windows phone with IE :3
you know, in the DMZ, we're not big fans of lots of pictures
especially animated gifs
I'm sure more than one person here is using remote desktop from work
hehe :3
it smells like paintremover all of sudden
@Lighty reminds me of The Goonies
14:55
Also, @kalina, I'm just trying to keep the conversation from turning sour. No need for that.
@FEichinger that particular conversation starts sour
you can't prevent it from turning sour
@kalina This wasn't true at one point in time.
@TerryChia hey I'd happily post craploads of ponies
@kalina That's why I wanted it to end entirely. No good can come of it.
gone are the days where I turn up to work
I don't do it because it annoys everybody else
14:57
Long long ago when people were actually nice to each other.
people? nice to each other? on the internet?
Anyway, guess my phone is done. Laters.
@kalina You may be surprised, but yes.
well, i am off for home, seeya
@TerryChia You mean before you were born? I agree
14:58
there is your pony
@TerryChia the last tiem I experienced "nice on the internet" was on IRC, like 8 years ago
Aug 27 '12 at 15:58, by Terry Chia
You guys should be given an award for the most logical religious debate on the internet. :P
This actually happened.
i had a debate with someone at work about religioun today
oh right, religion
there is no way that ends well
I don't understand why people argue so much about fiction
well, debate, it was more me telling him to drop dead because hes a conservatist christian who believes muslims should be burned
i hope he dies
14:59
@kalina It actually did.
@TerryChia that was before the onslaught of @Simon's
@TildalWave And @kalina, even @Adnan I think.
@TerryChia didn't wanna say it, she's here and can set people on fire LOL :)
.
@TildalWave when was the last time I set anybody on fire?
that dot was actually accidental
@TerryChia @Adnan was actually really polite even when we started with those silly chat memes like pineapples and such
15:02
but yeah, I'm terrible when it comes to religious arguments
poking changed here, it used to be meaningless fun, kinda gap fillers
nobody thought much of it
@kalina Today?
It still is meaningless
Today?
1 hour ago, by kalina
@Lighty ok... sets fire to the beards of ZZTop members
Really?
Oh... That doesn't really count.
15:06
Or if you are talking about DMZ people,
May 29 at 10:42, by kalina
sets fire to @BarryCarlyon
@kalina dunno, doesn't feel like it, I'd say it's more often targeted
And if you compare my activity to say... 2013, you'll see what I'm saying
I wasn't even born in 2013.
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@tid nah, none of the regulars who banter at each other are hurt or actually go out of their way to hurt
I'm a little disappointed this hasn't gotten any better response than "it's hard-coded into the drivers for some reason":
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Q: Why does BitLocker need a minimum volume size of 64 MB?

IsziSince the future of TrueCrypt appears to be still unclear, I figured I'd try to get my stuff migrated into BitLocker at least for the time being. I nearly never have to access my encrypted data from anything that's not BitLocker-capable, so cross-platform compatibility isn't a big deal to me at t...

15:08
If that's the answer then that's the answer...
@kalina true, but the frequency of it increased, and so do problems when new folks come in and weren't yet introduced to our culture (i.e. initiated)
Well that's their problem
no, it's ours ... only this week I saw two times some heated discussion over what turned out to be nothing ... frankly, I rather stood clear until it settled
@TildalWave examples?
@kalina You really want me to go back and check? Take my word for it, it's easier on me LOL
15:11
nope, I just wanted you to link something where you've assumed there is a big argument going on so I can tell you you're wrong
@kalina I get that it is hard-coded, but the question still remains why?
@Iszi "because the developers chose to"
normally "why did the developers do X?" questions are off topic
@kalina really, my browser will crash if I load all those n-thousand messages ... there was one flag on a new visitor, and some hooplas over much ado about nothing
since the only people who can answer them are the developers
@TildalWave oh if it was flag related it was nothing to do with me
since I don't flag
@kalina I wasn't talking of you in particular, no. I don't recall you even being there at those times.
15:16
@TildalWave good, that's actually all that matters to me
@kalina Generally I agree, but here is an example of adding an otherwise unnecessary limitation to the program. (Or at least unnecessary as far as I'm aware.) That's why I'm asking if anyone knows of an actual technical limitation the developers are trying to keep us from hitting.
@kalina tho you might be responsible for about 6.000 messages that'd crash my browser if I fired up this week's chat history :)
@TildalWave well sorry that my arrival here coincided with a massive burst in activity
if my activity is a problem, you'll be happy to know that in a few weeks once I can hear again properly that I will be going back to simply not being here
@kalina c'mon, it's not a problem, you're reading too much into it
@TildalWave I'm not reading into anything, I'm actually only here atm because I severely damaged my hearing and I can't make music atm
@Iszi yes, the developers do, which makes your question a "why did the developers design it like this?" question
15:23
@kalina No, it's a "what technical limitation is this trying to enforce" question.
It's not necessarily developer-exclusive knowledge.
I'm bored of this particular conversation so I'll leave you being disappointed that you didn't get the answer you were after
in the mean time I will pass the time by doing origami with post it notes
15:49
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
pls
pls Simon
pls
Simon pls
pls
plur simon plur
#pluryolo
15:51
PEACE LOVE UNITY AND CHEMICALS
all I need, is chemical love
16:01
I'm fat as fuck, man.
A week ago, I was 130.4 lbs.
Now I'm 131.6, shit.
@TildalWave Awww... I feel touched
@Adnan I dare not ask where :)
wat
@Adnan re that suggested edit review, not accepting it as "too minor" is now kinda a moot point since the removal of the max revisions till community wiki cap ... I now only use it if I intentionally wanna be vague with the reasons for not accepting an edit ;)
@Simon dat
16:16
Home.
127.0.0.1
16:33
file:///C:/
@TildalWave Eww.
@TildalWave /
@TerryChia TL;DR
@TildalWave So's your face.
16:39
@Simon Kilograms, or stone?
@Xander pounds
@Simon Well that's far less interesting.
@Xander TWSS
I'M FAT LEAVE ME ALONE
@Simon if you were 131.6 stone, you'd be ~1850 pounds. Now that would be something to complain about.
16:43
sounds suspiciously close to what a big bear would weigh
> Polar bear Mass
150 – 250 kg (Female, Adult)
350 – 700 kg (Adult, Male)
450 kg on average (Adult, Male, in the Beaufort Sea)
That's why my training involves lifting adult male bears.
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17:07
@TildalWave Kodiak bears can get that heavy (and heavier) in captivity. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kodiak_bear
17:23
Time to listen to Linkin Park again.
And of course Meteora.
Memories man, memories.
18:12
I HAS FOOD
I made chilli
and somebody else has already eaten some and didnt die
so I'm calling it a success
I am deeply saddened by the lack of care shown about my chilli
HOLY MOTHERFUCKIN' SHIT, YOU MADE CHILLI, SOMEONE ATE SOME AND DIDN'T DIE? GOD DAAAAAAAAMN.
that's a bit better
I'm still unhappy though
I spent hours, slaving away in front of a hot stove
and all you have to say is NOTHING
You definitely need to go read the definition of slavery.
I don't need to, I'm a woman.
Are you planning to make sense anytime soon?
18:22
25 secs ago, by kalina
I don't need to, I'm a woman.
heh
Your gender doesn't justify shit, please try again.
seriously though, this is edible, and that's a big achievement for me
it's a bit garlicy
but that's because I thought "1 clove of garlic" meant the entire thing
Pizza! \o/
not the small bits
@kalina that's head
18:25
@kalina Yay \o/
I know this now
and yes, that is the proper way to cook anything.
@kalina I would've said something, if I hadn't been busy getting my Pizza! \o/
if you had said something, it would have broken my concentration
the biggest achievement is I managed to cook something without cranking up the heat to make it cook faster
@kalina Now why would that be?
18:27
because you would have just told me that I'm wrong?
telling me I'm wrong does weird things to what happens next
inb4 "you're wrong"
... This is quite a peculiar situation now.
I can't tell you you're wrong about me telling you you're wrong without telling you you're wrong.
yes, on purpose
I know.
I may have had some alcohol. Or a lot. In the last few hours.
well you are an alcoholic
Haven't you had some alcohol by yourself yesterday too?
Eh.
18:29
@kalina Tsk!
well you are an alcoholic
you drink literally 10000000x more alcohol than I do
That's because you don't drink alcohol at all, with very few exceptions!
... You do drugs.
WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT DRUGS
also alcohol is a drug
Okay, here is a logic / data analysis quiz: What is the fewest number of people here, and who, that need to be kicked out of the chatroom to get rid of the most crap? Looking for an optimal answer here, "most crap" being defined both in quantity and (lack of) quality.
18:33
Let me know when 1 beer will damage you as much as a pill.
I wonder how many beers equal a fucking pill.
@Simon 1 pill won't do any damage
LOL
@AviD me and Simon probably
@Simon they make pills for that?
wat
18:34
@kalina heh, that would have been my guess, but I wasn't gonna say ;-)
@AviD if you want to go back to a dead and lifeless chat room, be our guests :p
@AviD Simon for the straight-forward crap, kalina for the indirect because-everyone-hates-her-and-gets-jumpy crap.
I like being referred to as straight-forward.
You just like being referred to as "straight" for once.
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@Simon lol, not often that happens, eh?
18:35
@FEichinger that was really good for you
*pats on head*
@kalina What's that supposed to mean?
There we go again, I get laughed at because I enjoy the D.
@FEichinger it means that statement was really quite good considering you said it
@Simon You set this one up yourself, really.
@kalina You're being so mean to me. :(
@FEichinger no that's just the alcohol bending your perception
18:36
:(
:)
don't cry, I feel terrible when I make a grown man cry
while secretly quite thrilled
it's such a conflict
I know. 'twas on purpose.
right, I have consumed all of the chilli
18:41
Bringing the level of conversation back up to a reasonable level. /cc @RoryAlsop @RоryMcCune
Are Scottish women hairy?
Dammit @RоryMcCune, I cannah ping you!
You mean @RоryMcCune?
@Iszi yeah him
Hrm. That didn't seem to work either. Maybe he's been out too long.
18:44
Hey, I think it worked!
@Iszi that worked :)
@Simon
Cut & Paste FTW
18:45
@Simon I dont think so.
hmm. I think it might be working for me too.
@AviD I don't know man, maybe those armpits are awful.
@AviD What did you do? That pic just suddenly turned INF.
what the hell. IMDB blocks image display, and wikipedia has crap pics
@simon listen to this and tell me which of the three riffs (if any) you prefer
keep in mind I'm only using one ear and mixing in mono -.-
@AviD Wow. Never realized Young Amy was played by Gillan's cousin... and WTF happened to her bloody hair?!?!
18:49
@Iszi she's playing nebula in the guardians of the galaxy
Nebula is notably bald
Don't they have like, caps or CGI or some crap like that for this sort of thing?
@Iszi dunno, maybe she's a method actor ;op
@kalina DEFINITELY not a style of music I enjoy but the 2nd melody sounded the most complete to me.
@Simon well I would slow it down for you but it messes up all my automation and the modem samples
@RоryMcCune so, not a cancer support type of thing?
18:51
No, it wasn't the speed that bothered me, it was too "happy".
@AviD don't think so AFAIK it was the guardians thing
@AviD still has her eyebrows
actually yeah, I did hear that she was bald - as was Matt Smith - and both wearing wigs in the last episode.
happiness is important
@Simon pff
but no I did want to go with a darker sound but whenever I touch the keyboard happiness appears
I can't help myself
Well in that case, the happiness of the track makes it sound very cheesy to me.
But like I said, that's not a style of music I enjoy so you might wanna ask someone else of course.
18:53
According to Wiki, she shaved it for GotG: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guardians_of_the_Galaxy_%28film%29#Cast
9gy8u99 70p6y 5t u jno m b fdmju,g.lpdfgsd;j uuuuuuuukhgp078vhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoi e
heh, sorry - greetings from my baby.
still more intelligent than @Simon.
don't lie, you just facedesked
Yeah I can see that, whatever he/she typed is so poetic.
LOL
I don't think anyone ever heard that melody before.
18:59
ever?
totally release that, slap it on a 12 inch

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