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5:11 AM
Gooooooood morning, everyone
 
5:30 AM
Good morning.
 
6:06 AM
Mornin @Kisunminttu @FEichinger
 
Morning
 
 
1 hour later…
7:08 AM
good morning dear internet
 
@Lighty Mornin'!
 
@Lighty The internet is asleep please come back later
 
thats good for the internet, allow me to sit here and drink some well earned tea
 
7:23 AM
monday is the best day of the week, you make a planning of what youre gonna waste your time at the rest of the days
 
 
1 hour later…
8:38 AM
 
9:16 AM
its quiet in here o.o
 
Tends to be, in the morning.
 
@Lighty Monday. Everybody is working
 
it's too quiet, lets screw shit up by setting @Adnan's hair on fire and sing living on a prayer
 
@Lighty The closest DMZer to me is at least 1500 Km away.
 
stop being realistic, it's no fun, living in a world without Dragons and free drinks
 
9:21 AM
@Lighty I have no idea what you're talking about
I get free drinks all the time
 
@Adnan Whoa! When did you travel to be 1500 km away from me?!
 
@Kisunminttu Shh, I think you don't count as a DMZer
 
@Kisunminttu @Adnan she's got you there
 
nailed by his own girlfreind
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@RоryMcCune Sadly, I think @FEichinger is right
 
9:30 AM
@Kisunminttu incorrect. By the power vested in me as a room owner I hereby dub you an "official DMZ'er"
 
@Kisunminttu Hey, don't worry about it. The same kinda also applies to me.
 
so... she's fake?
 
In fact, @Kisu at least has an account on sec.SE
 
@RоryMcCune Goodness! This is an honor :)!
 
9:33 AM
Are you going to hit her with a sword now?
 
@Lighty I thought we'd concluded that you were a sockpuppet of @Kisunminttu who was in turn a sockpuppet of @Adnan ? so if she's fake so are you :op
@Lighty So not going to make the obv. reference here
 
hush, don't spoil the meat
 
I think @Rory is going to make @Adnan do the sword ... hitting ...
 
@Kisunminttu Oh, sorry, love. Slipped my mind.
You are a DMZer
and now @RoryM made it official
@Kisu I guess this means I now get to kiss the fresh DMZer?
 
claps now kiss
 
9:35 AM
@Adnan Not if I kiss you first! :*
 
@Kisunminttu Check your WhasApp, by the way.
 
@Adnan Answer'd
 
hmm, im going to cook dinner for my girlfreind coming thursday, what should i make? fresh mae Pizza? or spaghetti?
 
@Lighty Peanut butter chicken.
I make it every now and then. @Kisu loves it
 
peanut butter chicken....
sounds... new
xD
 
9:40 AM
@Lighty Oh, dude. It is delicious and it's very easy to make.
@Adnan If I hadn't just had lunch, this would've made me hungry.
 
THANKS EVERYONE FOR TALKING ABOUT FOOD.
I HATE YOU ALL. ♥
 
@FEichinger Why? Are you fasting?
Or poor?
 
i guess hes hungry
 
@Lighty He could eat.
It's easy:
Step 1: Open fridge
Step 2: Put head inside fridge
Step 3: There's no step 4
 
BRB decapitating self with fridge ...
 
9:50 AM
@Adnan You forgot the two most essential steps
Step 4: ????????
Step 5: Profit!
 
@Kisunminttu I'm not a big South Park fan
 
you forgot the 6th step
Step 6: AHWMNAHWMNAHWMNAHWM
 
Step 7: Durka Durka, Mohamed Jihad.
 
@LucasKauffman hehehehehehe
You forgot Allaakbar!
@Lucas Got OSCP result?
 
morning
 
10:01 AM
morning
 
@TildalWave morning :)
 
@Adnan not yet still waiting with anticipation
 
11:01 AM
afternoon all
Just made brunch mistake - brunch jenga: 18 sausages...
I don't cope well with days off
I'm over-full
 
hello dere mr. hungry o.o
 
@RoryAlsop Jesus Christ! 18 sausages?!
 
IF you explode, can i have the remaining saucages?
 
11:19 AM
@RoryAlsop Afternoon? What's the time in UK, I thought it's 11 a.m.
damn, I just checked, it is past noon... I never remember when you guys switch to summer time, all I know is you do it later than most of EU so you're 2 hours behind CET then... apparently not any more
so how does that GMT vs BST go then? daylight saving = GMT, standard time = GMT+1?
 
timezones = bitches
:3
the uk doesnt have daylight savings if im right
and by that i mean the "0" timezone
 
well it's now GMT/UTC+1 so it's not +0 :P
 
just checked, why did i think the middle zone never used daylight savings? o.o
 
11:37 AM
I ate all 18
 
dunno but I agree timezones are a bitch, we should all exclusively use unix time and be done with it. if we can have weather saying "25 deg feels like 30" then we could also have it for time "11 a.m. feels like 9 p.m." :))
 
I'm now walking the excess off
In the wonders of British Summer Time
Which is GMT+1 @Lighty
 
@RoryAlsop So when did you switch from DST to BST?
also ... 18 sausages? blimey ...
with beans on toast?
@RoryAlsop you should do one of those the proclaimers walks, and if you'll do 500 more, do I make you a tea of coffee once you get here?
 
We switched from GMT to BST sometime in March I think. No, no beans. That would be crazy
Also, the Proclaimers = bad Scottish nonsense
I have given up doing long distance walls and runs. My 7 year old is doing her half marathon next weekend, and I'm just going to be support team... In the car
 
you should sponser her ice-cream afterwards
 
11:47 AM
well I was referring to the walking length to burn off 18 sausages, and there's nowhere to walk 500 miles and 500 more anyway unless you feel like swimming somewhere in the middle of it :)
 
12:34 PM
I must be bored, I just calculated how much you have to walk to burn off the calories of 18 sausages ... about 10 miles in 3 hours, if you're around 180 lbs
1 mile more if you're 160 lbs
 
now im hungry
 
@TildalWave You'd be quite moist if you start swimming
 
Whats with the moistness in this room?
 
1:34 PM
Dear Lucas,

We are happy to inform you that you have successfully completed the Penetration Testing with Kali Linux certification challenge and have obtained your Offensive Security Certified Professional (OSCP) certification.

You will receive the certification by mail within 80 days.
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congrats, have a digital high-five!
 
@TildalWave that's easy then - I did a 5k at the gym, and just now finished a little 4 mile out round my local ingress portals :-)
@LucasKauffman Congratulations
 
thanks guys ^^
 
i'm plannning to use Kali for testing my database and site hooked onto it for flaws o.o
 
2:03 PM
The NSA ANT catalog is a 48 page classified document listing technology available to the United States National Security Agency (NSA) Tailored Access Operations (TAO) by the ANT division to aid in cyber surveillance. Most devices are described as already operational and available to USA nationals and members of the Five Eyes alliance. According to Der Spiegel, which released the catalog to the public on 2013-12-30, "The list reads like a mail-order catalog, one from which other NSA employees can order technologies from the ANT division for tapping their targets' data." The document was c...
shiny stuff
 
2:13 PM
Does anyone know where I can download the complete catalog?
 
gz @Lucas, how hard was it?
 
@LucasKauffman Whhhhooooa!!!! Congrats!
A beer is now well earned!
 
@Simon very
@Adnan thanks, I'm having beers on wednesday to celebrate
 
@LucasKauffman woo!
just saw a pinemarten in the back garden! they must come out more during the summer..
 
2:34 PM
@RоryMcCune thanks ^^
 
3:18 PM
@RоryMcCune Very cool. Hope they write more of these: tapastic.com/episode/2139
 
@RoryAlsop write* sorry I cant stand mispelled words xD
 
@Nick me neither
thanks
fixed now
 
@LucasKauffman Good job, grats! That's what those 3/5 rooted and all 5 shelled was all about?
 
4:04 PM
Yay, 2nd yearling badge.
@LucasKauffman Awesome!
 
 
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5:05 PM
@TerryChia noob :op
3
 
 
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6:09 PM
Anyone want Keybase invites? I've got 8.
And my few friends who understand gpg / etc already have accounts
 
@ManishEarth if you've got them going that'd be cool, ta :)
 
@RоryMcCune Where do I find your email id?
 
@ManishEarth best one would prob. be raesene@gmail.com
 
k, thanks
done
Otherwise I was going to get it out of your commit logs :)
 
@ManishEarth cool, ta I'll go sign-up now :)
 
6:41 PM
@TildalWave yeps
 
 
3 hours later…
9:25 PM
@Adnan That's a Slashdot meme. Long before South Park.
 
9:49 PM
@tylerl kids these days, eh? :-)
 
Bought myself a new flat iron with steam generator
 
@LucasKauffman erm...that's not a musical instrument used by Kiss or Danzig, is it?
 
10:26 PM
@RoryAlsop GET OFF MY LAWN!
 

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