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01:34
@FalconMomot Sooo...Your position is that free/inexpensive software is bad? Because if you want to hold software to the same engineering standards as airplanes, software is going to need to cost as much as airplanes.
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@FalconMomot you are suggesting to remove the big ass warnings in most licenses about NO WARRANTIES - USE AT YOUR OWN RISK? no thanks
03:10
2 upcoming CTFs posted in the CTF room. As usual, anyone interested and not already allowed in the room let me know.
 
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04:12
I'm a yearling @@@
Not even 1.5k rep in a year. I'm just gonna go kill myself.
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05:08
@Simon Start small: Just delete your account.
05:43
Hey @AviD, you will love this.
05:57
@TerryChia false.
I am not now, nor have I ever been, impressed with Google's stoopid april 1st "pranks".
Sorry, but I have both brains + taste.
.... anyone happen to know if you can write a bitcoin miner in sql? security.stackexchange.com/questions/54672/…
I mean as the mother of all select statements
06:32
@pacifist No. I don't think it has all the necessary functions. You can do hashes, but how would you pull in the blockchain details?
SQL doesn't support TCP requests
@Simon you could... answer a question?
maybe just one per month.
@tylerl Now if you are talking about PL/SQL....
@TildalWave Gallifreyan.
06:49
@TildalWave I'm beginning to think it might have been one. I figured it wasn't because they posted it on April 2nd in Australia but the moderator comments suggest it was an April fools joke.
I think it was an ill considered joke, since they have just finished the 7-part post on how they really got hacked earlier and the server in question hasn't seen an update in four years.
@Adnan my precious precious rep
07:08
oo, new gold badge! shiny....
@Ladadadada That's why I hate April Fools, most people's sense of humour is simply crap and they should stick to quoting Wikipedia which they seem to be good at :)
mornin' all
morning
@TildalWave totally.
tis like what I was saying about Google's "pranks" - just because you write something stupid / crazy / impossible / untrue-but-possible, does not make it funny.
Pro-tip: if you want your April Fool's prank to be funny, start with step #1: "Be Funny".
07:24
@AviD Step #2: "Don't be unfunny"
@RоryMcCune Step #3: "If it's not funny, DON'T POST IT."
btw @Adnan, that applies to your failed post too ;-)
@AviD it's also difficult to see any difference between a prank and the rest of the year's worth of "stories"
@TildalWave heh, exactly. Especially from google.
lol just wanted to add that :)
How often do their classic Fools' pranks turn into real products, a year later?
07:34
dunno, I don't use any of their products unless I self-abuse in which case I'm older than Google
07:51
oh gawd, youtube just popped up some militant vegan propaganda. anti meat / anti milk, just well done enough to suck me in to watch the whole thing.
I will sum it up thusly: "Ewww."
@AviD Have you ever seen what happens to poor fruits and vegetables in a mixer or a juicer? It's brutal!
lol
"I'm a vegetarian - not because I love animals, but because I hate vegetables!"
@AviD @Adnan doesn't hate them, actually, he loves them. Passionately :))
is pineapple a vegetable?
it's both, but the part you'd eat is a fruit
08:01
morning! Am I in the wrong room? This doesn't seem to be proper chat about meats and animals!
I wouldnt eat it after @Adnan is done with it...
you're in the right room :)
(disclaimer - I am actually eating a bowl of fruit right now)
@RoryAlsop Beginning: A NEW ERA OF GREATNESS!
never seems to be the right one tho, does it? lol
08:01
...but I did have a bacon and sausage roll about 10 minutes ago
and yes, this talk was sarcastic.
@RoryAlsop ah, so fruits AND vegetables!
hahahaha
Thomas already said this in a previous answer... — Rory Alsop ♦ 44 secs ago
@Tildal - hahaha - got in seconds before you
This doesn't really add any value to this thread, it has already been mentioned in Thomas Pornin's answer in greater detail. — TildalWave 52 secs ago
exactly ... damn it I'm slow with my copy/pasties today
08:13
your comment doesn't add any value - it was already mentioned 5 seconds ago :-)
ROFL
I thought you're gonna delete all of it anyway?
I guess I should
you could also take care of this one then: security.stackexchange.com/a/54307/20074
OP is confusing OTP for OTP!
but they are so distinct!
exactly, and I don't think that OTP likes it
08:20
@AviD It failed for three reasons: Suckie answers (namely, @Tildal's and @Iszi's), for being closed so early, and for needing a bit more creativity in the question itself. It already reached the SuperCollider a few minutes before it was closed.
The only people who actually played were @Lucas and @Gilles
was this the 1 april question @adnan?
@RoryAlsop Yup
I flagged it for deletion this morning. Scumbag @AviD deleted it and declined my flag.
@Adnan Man, you remember asking me why did I delete my answer? So either it wasn't sucky or you actually like them such :P
I liked @Gilles answer. And I liked the question so much I posted it in TL, where it seemed to go down well :-)
@TildalWave Hey, man. It was alright with the first 10 million whitespace. After that, it got suckie.
08:23
@Adnan I thought you like them long
@Adnan hahaha, at least I didnt really flag it.
@RoryAlsop sorry.... apparently I hate fun, because I despise April Fools questions.
@AviD It was a post that got us traffic and had potentials to get us more.
@PatoSáinz I think if you pay for it or commission it (and most of these guys do get paid like liable engineers around here), it should at least be free of gross negligence.
@Adnan meh.
@FalconMomot I've never paid for it in my life!
@AviD Yeah, getting more exposure for our site that we like and want to grow.. meh, indeed.
08:26
sigh
@FalconMomot which software were you two talking about?
@AviD You are becoming this guy:
hehe
@TildalWave all of it.
I think that if you write SQLi in this day and age you should be liable :P
GET YOUR SHIT, AND GET OUT!!
@Adnan not all growth is equivalent, and not all traffic is equal.
08:30
@FalconMomot If I got a penny for every developer I encounter who still writes code without using parameterized queries...
@LucasKauffman ftr, first time my wife watched that, she did say that he is so me. So I would dispute "becoming"....
@LucasKauffman SQLi is not the worst of what I see these so-called "programmers" producing...
@AviD hahaha
@LucasKauffman for the benefit of those not familiar (and to prevent me from putting my fist through the monitor displaying the awful code I'm reviewing....)
@FalconMomot Oh ... dunno, I would agree with what you're saying but only partially. That's what certification is supposed to be there for, but I wouldn't want ALL the paid for software to get ridiculously expensive or simply unavailable just because someone wants its engineers to be liable for it. Certification, individual contracts, even end user licence agreements should be sufficient. Then it's up to you which one you wanna use or not. But I'd agree that some are greatly lacking in this.
08:34
I've just never heard of any consequences for the developers that write the atrocities I see.
it's just accepted that developers write insecure code.
keeps us all in work I guess
shrug
No, no, and no.
well, the first one is technically true, but I dont consider them "developers".
monkeys, then?
Again, the bad security is not the worst of the atrocities.
hehe, yeah, exactly.
08:35
well no but they often are associated
monkeys would probably have a better track record.
right?
I guess I should go to bed.
@FalconMomot I did, I worked on many à la carte dev projects, but those of course weren't publicly available
It is not accepted that "developers" should write insecure code, and those that do indeed keep us busy - but prevent us from doing our real work.
lots of govt contracts come with liability and penalties
08:37
except for the monkey pentesters, who can always show good results since its so easy to find the stupid low hanging monkey fruit.
yeah, I guess I am feeling kinda Walterish today. Damn sucky code.
also, lots of devs offer flexible licensing with varying degree of reassurance to their customers
All the pen testers I have ever managed have despised SQLi. Mostly because they see it as monkey work, which is difficult to use to justify decent hourly rates, but also, as you said @AviD, it takes up time they could be using looking for interesting vulnerabilities
@RoryAlsop I have met very few "real" pentesters. most of them thrive on SQLi and XSS, and the simple, trivial instances at that.
and as you say, the hourly rates for that suck.
which leads to monkey testers.
which trains the clients into expecting that type of result.
One of the upsides of managing over 100 testers who had to pass a customer 'assault course' to qualify for a large engagement is that I got to know some really good security guys and see how they ranked on a real world test. The top 10% are an impressive bunch of technically brilliant guys
and, if you dont deliver a thick report with hundreds of trivial monkey issues that their monkey devs shouldnt have put out in the first place, instead providing a short, targeted report focusing on the high value, interesting, business flaws - then they assume you did not do a good job and do not justify your own higher rates, and will prefer a cheap monkey tester next time.
08:52
Education is hopefully changing that over time... hopefully
@AviD yep there's a problem. if you don't include all the findings a VA would include, people will assume you didn't find them
my compromise is to downgrade the severity (SSLv2 is NOT a medium risk issue, in almost all cases)
and they dont care as much about the "interesting" findings, either.
@RoryAlsop Is that the assault course you developed?
@AviD well yeah they're unlikely to be as easily understood :)
I guess that's part of it...
08:55
@RоryMcCune I always put it in as weak ciphers and just explain that, if they must include it to just use it as the least prefered cipher
@Lucas - my input, sadly, was only on the reporting style and management info - which is along the lines of what RoryM mentioned
@RoryAlsop But was that at EY or PwC?
I remember having to do an assault course for a certain client last year
@LucasKauffman I actually plan to put together some text on "good SSL configuration" per web server, if I get a chance. Then I can put that in to provide some value (hey better to have good SSL configuration than bad) and put in the VA style results as part of that
@Lucas - EY
Like with web server headers (HSTS, CSP) makes a good bit for reports and is worth doing unless there's a major complication with it.
08:57
@RoryAlsop then I think I did it for clearance at the client, although I only tested a few times for them
I worked with the client on the test, but despite being slightly geeky, and able to understand testing reports and implications, my input to the technical setup was more around discussing what we could put in as vulnerabilities
@RоryMcCune Yea I've been thinking of adding that stuff as well, problem is that sometimes the shit you find in an application makes me think: "let's first make them stand up and walk before starting to run"
@Lucas - yes, that client :-)
@RoryAlsop We're actually building something new like that together with Aidan
@LucasKauffman well yeah, it's perhaps more relevant where the customer has sorted the really egregious problems, but with some template text it becomes relatively easy to tailor and add to the report...
08:59
@RoryAlsop to be used as an onboarding course for all pentesters, part of it is technical and part of it is just "how do you report this correctly"
@RоryMcCune well if you've already written it out you know... :P
sharing is caring <3
@LucasKauffman heh, I'll need to tidy it up a little (the headers bit) but sure, I can send it over. Am tied to a desk this week anyway (my knee has smegged up on me, so mobility is pretty limtied)
so typing based things more likely to get done :)
@RоryMcCune what did you do with it? o.O
@LucasKauffman that's the thing, not sure. 3 days ago started to hurt to twist it at all (tender on the outside), then yesterday starts to hurt to bend it much, some probs. walking on it. off to see the doc. this morning ...
I think it could be down to doing a lot of walking recently
something wore out and I didn't pay attention till it got worse...
Rory -that's not good. I assumed you had twanged it on a hike up one of your mountains.
Ice packs or KT tape
@RоryMcCune hope you didn't tear anything, that stuff takes a long time to heal :/
09:02
@RoryAlsop yeah me too, but thinking about it , didn't start to get worse till 2 days after last walk , which makes that less likely
@RоryMcCune make sure to get a brace to support it
@LucasKauffman yeah me too!, weather has just started to improve would be a right smegger to be off my feet
actually, depending on what the doc says, if there is a need for taping, I'll see whether we can take a tour up your way over the easter break, as Claire does physio taping and is going through training to do it professionally as part of her day job
@LucasKauffman yeah got one of those, but at the moment the back of the knee is quite tender so tightly strapping it up is tricky
@RoryAlsop coolio :) yeah it's starting to be nicer out this way so worth a trip, will see what the doc. reckons..
 
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10:10
Morning =)
Does any of you have a copy of the COBIT information security guide by any chance?
I would love to have a look to it =)
(COBIT 5)
@kiBytes @RoryAlsop would be the guy to point you in the right direction for that I reckon
seeing as how he's on the global ISACA board...
@RоryMcCune Great, I believe your citation will be more than enough =)
My current boss is on the board (Spanish translation) as well, but unfortunately he hasn't been given a copy...
10:29
@kiBytes - I have a copy, however I cannot passit on to you due to licencing restrictions. As all copies are watermarked with the owner, this is relatively easy to monitor. The upside is, your boss will be able to get a very cheap copy, or a free one as part of organising cobit training, perhaps.
Yes, but I don't know why he isn't into buying one "yet"
ISACA members get a good discount, and you can get free copies if you contribute to some of these big projects
So what I thought is that I could have a look to one of them, identifying which chapters are going to be useful so he buy one copy...
So, now I know why I am having so much troubles finding "a free copy" over the internet xD
I always think it's odd that standards in a lot of cases are non-free docs. It took me ages to get a copy of ISO27001 back in the day...
which was bizarre 'cause the (large) company I worked for said all their security policies were to be based on it, and I was tasked with writing some of said policies...
oh dear
10:49
that is almost a zero-content website
instant way to devalue CHECK too :-)
@RoryAlsop Also, the link to the CESG webpage is not working xD
brilliant
@RoryAlsop well no idea what the IRM angle is as AFAIK they're CREST members
they'll probably blame it on a cyber attack
I thought so Rory, yes
The Encription angle is that they're a training company...
11:29
@RоryMcCune I thought it was just my generation who expected things like that to be free :)
In fairness it still costs money to develop those standards
@deed02392 yeah but there are 2 schemes already (TIGER / CREST) the interest is what moved IRM and encription to make a 3rd
@deed02392 I wouldn't suggest that a commercial company gave away training for free, but interesting to understand why they launched the scheme...
Ahh I see
I'm about to start self-studying for SSCP
@deed02392 interesting, hope they're keeping the syllabus up to date....
it's been a while since I took the CISSP...
Publication Date: July 11, 2013
sounds like it :)
@deed02392 well as long as it's new material :) if they start going on about Bell LaPudala and biba I'd worry :)
11:35
haha OK i'll keep an eye out for that
I hope it helps me get a job in cyber sec
well SSCP is a good (IMO) starting point and will help with any HR depts that look for specific certs as a filter.
whats wrong with Biba, Bell LaPadula et al? Great fun ways to learn how 0.001% of the world does access control ;-P
awesome, that's what I want really. I feel like I have enough knowledge for a technical role, but nothing on paper for evidence
@RoryAlsop wow you found the 0.001% :) were they in a bunker by any chance?
@deed - I'd agree with Rory. SSCP is on our technical list for HR
always in bunkers Rory
11:40
Cool, can't wait to pass the exam
should maybe read HIPAA:
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Q: Muti Tenant Database - HIPAA

user3035933We are planning to develop a EHR/Billing Software and we are aware about HIPAA rules and regulations. Our current application architecture using a shared database with all client's(Provider/Practice) data. I would like to know if HIPAA recommends in isolating database per client(Provider/Practice...

12:00
@RоryMcCune that's possibly a good topic for an OWASP talk, Security Certs who needs what, where and why?
@ColinCassidy yeah not a bad point, perhaps we can get someone with experience in a variety of certs (cough cough @RoryAlsop) to do it :)
@deed02392 Whoa! Sounds great! When are you planning to take the exam?
@Adnan Hoping to be all swotted up and ready to take it in August
@deed02392 Sounds fantastic. That one is gonna help you get your foot through many doors. Best of luck.
@deed02392 Planning on any other material than that book?
Thanks :) Also sent my CV off to BAE Systems AI
yeah there is a self-study tool called StudIScope
got a license for that too
12:13
@deed02392 Haven't heard of them, but Google says they're big.
To what position have you applied?
did someone say bunkers?
@Adnan they were called Detica up until a few months ago
I've applied as a post-grad
@RoryAlsop @RоryMcCune re Bell Lapadula etc... while it is true that very VERY few actually use these in the real world, I think it is actually super important to learn them. They are very important building blocks to understand the internals of how it should be done.
kinda like how any programmer should learn assembly, but (almost) never use it.
besides, just because >80% of the real world does access control a certain way, doesnt mean that it's the right way, or a good way.
we could definitely do with more people understanding access control better.
@AviD possibly but with so few real-world implementations, a developer wanting to do things that way would need to start from scratch which is something they're unlikely to get right
@RоryMcCune oh no, I dont mean they should every USE it.
12:23
and an InfoSec person telling IT people to implement those models will be ridiculed most likely as no OS (that I'm aware of) implements it
that should be like the 2nd sentence said in the course: these are theoretical models only, or as building blocks - never ever do this yourself!
so in an academic sense, sure it's important but in a practitioners cert, I'd be more hesitant to recommend it's inclusion..
@RоryMcCune hmm, well... -ish.
@AviD mmm?
hang on...
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Q: Practical non-government uses of Biba, Bell-LaPadula, etc. models

Jeff FerlandFor example, the Biba model is now hanging out in current versions of Windows. Things downloaded from the Internet are tagged as such. Internet (low) stuff can't alter user (medium) stuff which isn't allowed to write to system (high) objects. Inevitably, this kind of fades away as the end user ju...

12:26
true I guess windows integrity models are the first ones I've seen in practice ..
I thought you were going to mention "have you disabled it yet " SELinux
well, and SELinux.
@RоryMcCune heh, was about to - you ninja'd me!
@AviD heh
so like I said - it's not something a "technician" needs to know, but security professionals DO need to understand it, so they can design better access models (and understand the existing ones).
note I said "understand", not "how to configure".
well potentially that's the tack ISC2 are taking these days, but my memory of the CISSP syllabus was that they taught it in a list with RBAC and DACLs without saying "hey only these ones are actually practical in most circumstances..."
@RоryMcCune well, the direct alternative is not much better... "Hey this is the same stupid thing that everybody does.... if you want to make the same mistakes as them, here ya go!"
@AviD I guess if you could create a demand for MAC products by educating people on the benefits, but I'm not sure that teaching things which are (in a lot of cases) unimplementable as though they were helps with InfoSecs integration with the rest of IT (i.e. as a profession we do have a bit of a rep for lack of realism...)
hehe
again, I dont think a "MAC product" is a good idea, either.
but someone that needs to design an access control model, or implement it in his org, should understand how to do it right.
@AviD ok MAC integration into mainstream OSs and development frameworks then..
and by "right", I dont mean MAC - that's just one building block.
13:05
@AviD true sorry I was abbreviating :op
@RоryMcCune naw, that's like saying to include crypto building blocks.
like how we want devs to use higher-level schemes, and not the direct functions...
e.g. "use bcrypt", not "implement SHA-1 10000 times".
13:20
@AviD We might be doing it wrong, though.
heh, always true.
When we want to convince people to use bcrypt instead of a homemade construct, we try to make them feel how unworthy they are.
We belittle them. We prattle about how weak their construction are.
I am not sure this is an effective educational strategy.
but better the platform do it for you, less chance of mucking things up (less chance, because less people doing it).
doesnt mean that those that WANT to do it at the low level, can't.
@ThomasPornin ahh, that's what you're talking about.
Ironically a simple SHA-1^10000(salt || password) is better than many PBKDF2 implementations.
Heh. I don't know if you are proving my point or refuting it.
13:31
For example the HMAC implementation in .net costs a factor 2 compared to a proper implementation.
And django managed to write an implementation with cost O(iterations*passwordLength) instead of O(iterations+passwordLength)
@CodesInChaos How can that even happen?
They then proceeded to write about the DoS risks of long passwords and implemented a maximal password length to mitigate the problem.
PBKDF2 feeds to password into the computation at each step as hMAC key
if it's longer than the block size it gets hashed down.
If you know what you're doing you do that hashing once at the beginning
if you use HMAC as a blackbox, you do it for each step
Jesus! I really wanna see that. I'll try to find the code/ticket.
@CodesInChaos Hmm, that worries me. How is OpenSSL's implementation?
(And CommonCrypto if you are informed about OS X)
13:38
@CodesInChaos brilliant! And proves my point.
The problem is that these are essentially platform implementations. PBKDF2 is imply a bad design. Hard to implement correctly and even when implemented correctly it has weird properties like those trivial collisions.
It also does some weird XORing, which removes the feed-forward from certain hashes. Doesn't cause any vulnerabilities, but seriously WTF.
@CodesInChaos I don't get it, if it doesn't cause any vulnerabilities, why is that a serious WTF then?
Hohoho, 2 days of Syscan starting tomorrow!
Because it makes analyzing PBKDF2 significantly harder. Might also prevent security proofs reducing its security to the PRFness of HMAC-XYZ
@CodesInChaos ah so it's just some pointless code that does absolutely nothing for it?
14:08
@TildalWave It is a pointless feature which is not expensive for implementations but means that it is much harder to know (for cryptographers) whether the result is secure or not.
Basically it projects the feeling that the designer of PBKDF2 was not completely aware of what his job entailed.
Which is kind of embarrassing since PBKDF2 is from RSA Labs, signed by Kaliski, who usually knows his trade.
@CodesInChaos Oh owo
14:50
15:18
Argh. I hate when people conflate "two-factor" and "two-step" authentication - especially when those people should know better.
> Two-factor authentication includes a regular password system augmented by a second step, such as providing a code sent to the vendor’s mobile phone or answering extra security questions
@Iszi yes!
I think @JeffFerland should recognize what I'm talking about there, from Patco v. Ocean Bank.
also "2 secrets" as opposed to proper multi-factor authentication.
15:43
@Terry - I'm assuming you applied for Sec.SE swag for the event?
@RoryAlsop No I did not. :P
@AviD - like I said, I found Bell LaPadula and Biba very interesting, which was part of why the Orange Book did accompany me on honeymoon...
@Terry - but, but, why? You would have been able to wear a cool t shirt and hand ones out to speakers or interesting people etc
Just had one of these happen today...
Me: A recent scan shows that you're missing patch X on your systems.
SA: I've tried applying that several times but it still shows up.
Me: Did you follow all the steps in the patch instructions?
SA: Yep.
Me: [Insert recommendation from aforementioned instructions.]
[SA follows recommendation.]
[I rescan, system shows patched.]
Me: ***HEADDESK***
Ayup - that sounds about right @Iszi
What's worse is the guy probably has a decade or so more experience in system administration than I do.
16:04
@Iszi That may be an inevitable consequence of experience. As you get more experience you skim over things you have seen before. The more experience you have, the more things you have seen before, the more things you skim over.
It's still frustrating. Needing to tell someone from the unwashed masses of the Internet to RTFM or JFGI/LMGTFY is one thing. Having to do it at work, for someone who certainly shouldn't need to be told, is another.
For me (and I recognize I may be unique in this) it ranks up around the same level of frustration as having to implement a change you disagree with.
Anyone watching the Windows Phone news at BUILD? Can't wait to get Cortana on mine!
16:40
It is a classic. Dialog template:
Me: did you do X ?
SA: yes I did. It still does not work.
Me: are you sure you did X ?
SA: yes I am sure. Do you think I am dumb ?
[... three hours of enabling various debug mechanisms ...]
SA: oh, I found it ! In fact, I needed to do X ! Now it is done, it works.
The basic idea is that if the guy was not a psychopath, he would not do that job. So you are bound to deal with that kind of people.
Most of such "debug sessions" (usually over phone) turn into ways to make the guy produce some debug information which demonstrates that he previously lied, but he must not be aware of it too early, otherwise he will cease to comply.
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@ThomasPornin hehe, and then there is the flip side of that
@Iszi Personally I don't really care about either. I prefer counting how many points an attacker needs to compromise. Often enough that's only one (trojan on PC) even if it's two factor auth.
having the tech support guy from company ABC (which generally starts with D) on the line and having them walk through stupidly basic stuff you have already tried and timing out the proper amount of time before saying "ok, what now" so that they don't catch on you are ignoring them until they give you the RMA you already know you need
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17:27
@AJHenderson Is it, by any chance, Dejj?
@Adnan Doge computer, inc.
My last headbanging experience was with a non-techie that finds MS Word fascinating trying to find a technical excuse for being lazy about writing user docu for her website, saying she first needs to register a domain, that there's no point in having any content before that.
@TildalWave you could argue that there's no point in registering a domain unless you have content to put there.
@tylerl I didn't, because her last question was that they changed the server and where is now her website so she can write that user docu. I should mention that she's been "writing" those 4 pages for the last two years. It's all just lame excuses not to do anything anyway.
Reminds me of the old saying at Apple when you start a new project:
Step 1: Come up with a cool name
Step 2: Design the icon and "About" dialog box
Step 3: Print the T-shirts
....
17:32
well this one isn't really my "client" it's more a favor that I'm doing for her as a sister of my good friend ... but it's painful to listen to all the excuses really, and the last few were simply putting me in danger of self-harm
She has a complete e-commerce package, design (actually two), the whole shebang ... I even entered a few (read: all she has) of her products she'll be selling into the database, and had lessons with her how to use the CMS and all ... all she'd have to do is write 4 bleeping pages for "about us" and shit like that. I even wrote her ToS and all the more-or-less generic things. So I kinda gave up, I'll only reply on request from my friend from now on.
Did this question really need to be asked?
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Q: Why do banking websites always log you out after inactivity?

mkopalaIt seems that every single banking & financial website that I have used logs me out after a certain period of time. Are there a legal requirements or technical reasons for financial sites to do this? Or is this just their form of "security" to prevent others from accessing your account should y...

hehehe
My answer: Because stupid people are stupid, and even smart people can act stupid, and bad people are bad.
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Matter of fact, that answer probably justifies about 80% of the user-unfriendly technical security measures that exist.
18:30
so I found this video, it makes me wonder how I've never heard of John Byner before - and how it's possible that he's not British. (NSFW, btw)
youtube.com/watch?v=ASP6ni1kPJA (dont want nsfw pics showing up...)
hmm, that image is pretty nsfw itself....
ah, there.
I like that when I signed my Internet policy, it was along the lines of, "You or your coworkers may see NSFW in the line of work; deal with it."
heh. That is important when you work at Fuckbook Facebook.
Besides, if all the hundreds of programmers that work there would not have access to NSFW all day, they might actually develop something useful.
@AviD -.-
I am extremely offended by your suggestion that there's some way I'd develop something useful.
hehe
I'm writing in Java right now. It hurts my soul.
18:42
I can understand that.
But I thought FB was in PHP?
@AviD The website is in Hack (PHP made better). The backend can be anything.
@AviD you might like Celebrity Juice then
19:13
@tylerl A WHOLE ANSWER IN A MONTH? Are you insane?
oh this is cool, if you haven't seen it yet: stackedit.io/#
@AviD Indeed that is quite neat.
@AviD heh so if you just enjoy writing for no good reason, then fire that up in incognito window and close when you're done? :)
19:28
(random non-sequiteur joke) what'dya call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?....
claude
:)
@RоryMcCune :D :D
Does he yell out to his friend, "Joq le bear!"
I love pun jokes
A gram is equal to 0.035274 ounces. Assume that the variable mass_in_ounces has a value representing a mass in ounces. Which arithmetic expressions below using the variable mass_in_ounces represent the equivalent mass in grams?

mass_in_ounces * 0.035274
0.035274 * mass_in_ounces
mass_in_ounces / 0.035274
0.035274 / mass_in_ounces
I'm in a state of deep depression because I spent 10 minutes trying to understand why #3 is the correct answer.
Wow. I deserve that all my degrees taken away from me.
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@simon I'm starting to like Martin Garrix again, am I mad?
19:47
@Adnan fatigue?
@Adnan If people had not stupidly prevented Napoleon from ridding the World of Brits, that sort of question would not need to be asked. Metric system, dammit !
@Adnan If only one answer is correct, it must be 3 or 4 :)
@Jefffe!
@ThomasPornin I blame the French. If we'd guillotined the guy as soon as he tried to hijack the revolution, Waterloo wouldn't have happened.
@RоryMcCune That made me actually LOL.
20:05
@ScottPack hola esse
20:26
BREAKING: Myspace acquires View Master to compete with Facebook http://t.co/zPvB4J3yGZ
@AviD never used any of the two three so what do I care :P
Dude. It was a joke....
inorite?
in case you're not familiar with View Master....
and how have you never used that as a kid??
@AviD not with pictures like these :)
frankly, I don't really remember, I think I did ... that was the one when you had to find something bright to watch them against otherwise you didn't see shit?
20:36
@TildalWave Pretty much.
I do remember kaleidoscopes tho, now that my friends is good entertainment
@TildalWave You were high while you played with those, weren't you?
@Iszi well it was 80's ...
20:54
@ScottPack You've gotta deal with NIST compliance, right?
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