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00:08
Woohoo! Cape Cod salt water taffy! Woohoo!
00:18
wot
Are Winter bash hats visible in here too?
(I'm wearing one right now)
Abby T. Miller on December 15, 2013

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02:12
Oh, interesting. It looks like my Identicon has changed. Odd.
Where do we go to set up our hat? I see my hats at WinterBa.sh, but I don't see where to set them up on my avatar.
@Simon That doesn't sound fun.
Nice of them to give us hats for participating on December 5th but not open the hats until the 15th.
02:35
they do that every year
except this year they gave a hat for joining in month #1
which is awful
at least there isn't a hat for rep capping 5 times this year
now please do me a favour and click this link: gaming.stackexchange.com/q/86371/52800
it's for silver badge
and thus, silver hat
thanks
+wub
 
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06:18
hmmmm hats don't work in chats?
06:40
note sure
*not sure
good morning btw
07:33
Already got my santa beanie.
plus it shows up on all sorts of sites all around the internets
user asks me where the "spec" is for how HTTP works. Linked RFC 2616. If you know enough to understand it, you know enough to find it yourself.
08:00
@LucasKauffman good morning ;)
Not sure what's for @tylerl ... should be middle of the night but what do you say then? Good night? :D
happy diurnal isomorphism a.k.a. good morning +/- 12h everyone ;)
I think I won't add hats to my gravatar they kinda don't fit ... but I will collect them, that's still pretty cool
anyone found some really tricky to get?
09:00
@TildalWave Fun fact: New Zealand currently has a +13:00 offset relative to UTC
@TildalWave they work in MSO chat
09:15
why do I have the old hat?
@LucasKauffman you've been visiting with @Rory?
@AviD I said hat not loincloth
they call that thing a "kilt".
now THIS guy really deserves the old hat. digitaltrends.com/computing/…
@CodesInChaos Let me process this...
What?!
@CodesInChaos Ooooh, DST.
@Adnan should burn in hell.
09:31
@AviD Were you guys hit by this Alexa thing?
@Adnan wots that?
@CodesInChaos Damn, OK... good morning +/- 13h everyone :D
bloody daylight saving time
in the middle of winter!
The 2013 Middle East cold snap refers to the winter storm that hit the Middle East region in December 2013. The storm has been called Alexa by various media outlets and has caused mayhem to millions of poor and displaced people across the region especially to the refugees of the Syrian conflict. Events by country Egypt Egypt's capital Cairo witnessed rare snowfall (mostly graupel) on Friday December 13 that the local media claimed to be the first in 112 years and night temperature is expected to drop as low as . Israel Jerusalem was paralysed by its fiercest snowstorm in years, with i...
Also, it appears you have indeed been hit
@Adnan oh yeah. Didnt know they gave it a name.
I thought @Adnan's asking if you were hit by Alexa page ranking :)
09:34
@TildalWave slapped repeatedly in the face :-)
@AviD oh you'd love it
heh
I know one Alexa so fine nobody would mind, trust me
@TildalWave POGTFO
OK who gave critique for my previous gravatar? I need your opinion on the new one
sorry, had to resize it first ... and even now it's too big LOL
09:39
@TildalWave Screw you and your nice Photoshop skills!
@Adnan NOT Photoshop!
@TildalWave MS Paint
For the 100th time!! I hate bloody Adobe
oy.
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Q: How to make authenticity of text verifiable without third party services?

ЯaffaelThere is a person who wants to establish a system which allows her/him to publish texts anywhere and make it verifiable that s/he is the true origin of that text. Only the first message is not verifiable but will establish the system. Example: "Hi, I am Mrs X and I am going to whistle you some ...

@Adnan no... the new one isn't that bad for what it is but it still lacks loads
09:42
@TildalWave I'm so close to committing a hate crime against you
@Adnan Why? It's just a bloody icon... hardly useful anywhere
@TildalWave he's jealous because "its too big"
@AviD We can both enjoy it then :D
I am SO not going there.
I was talking about the icon, but I hear you
damnation, I knew I forgot something ... went to the kitchen, got me everything EXCEPT the coffee!!
what's the most useful HUGE size for desktop wallpapers?
not sure what aspect ratio I should target with all the sizes and double and triple monitor setups
09:52
@TildalWave oo, right, coffee - THAT's whats missing!
morning
@AviD you too?
morning @Steph
@TildalWave I'm running at 2560x1440, but that's only a single monitor. multiple monitors would be a multiple of that....
@TildalWave its this winter, man, it confuses everything.
even people that I tell in advance that I AM NOT COMING TO THE MEETING TODAY.
"Where are you?? We want to start!!"
oooh! A hat!
"I AM NOT COMING TO THE MEETING TODAY."
09:54
A burning hat, at that!
@AviD yeah but I need to decide for some AR now ... I can go absolutely HUGE with resolution, that's not a problem, I'm currently at 7000x8000 and have black background so stretching it shouldn't be a problem if I do transitions to some color at edges
"okay so at least come late, we'll wait."
"I AM NOT COMING TO THE MEETING TODAY."
"but we need you!"
pffff: "send the limo"
"I AM NOT COMING TO THE MEETING TODAY. I am sick, and the roads are closed BECAUSE THEY ARE FROZEN. That is why I told you 2 days ago to move the meeting."
@AviD move it to skype / google hangouts?
09:57
@TildalWave oh lordy, a bus-size Santa worm sneaking out from behind the building?? I would never wear Google Glass again after that.
you can use hats with webcam software :)
@TildalWave ha, yeah right, this is a super-corporate company, they dont accept phone calls. I cant even schedule my own meetings there, it has to go through 2 layers of human indirection.
@AviD they can always outsource it :)
10:16
@TildalWave the indirection? One level is.
10:40
chaaat haaaats
In @Simon's language, it means a Dr. Seuss book.
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@ManishEarth whoa. Now I get it. @Simon is a character from a Dr.Seuss book.
That explains so much.
11:35
Ahhh! The ducking hats!!
Now I have to go through the trouble of finding an appropriate hat for my profile image and then try to win it
It would be nice if we can control the size and position of the hats
I actually got a hat that looks exactly like my hat in real life. Fits me better, though.
@Adnan size no, but position yes.
@AviD Oho!
somehow I figure if @Tigger were to wear a hat, it would be too big and fall down over his face, just like that.
I've just noticed that. Thanks
@Adnan who you callin a hoe, hoe?
11:38
oho
1. Acknowledging a minor mistake: oops, whoops-a-daisy.
2. An indication of excitement or surprise: wow, whoa, oh, ooh, ay, chihuahua.
1. A skank
2. A woman that is too loose in the booty.
3. Woman or man that *** anything with two legs.
4. A promiscuous person.syn: slut
@AviD oho != hoe
I really feel like that Dr.Seuss / @Simon comment should have been starred, maybe even pinned.
Dr.@Simon
11:56
Damn - almost hit negative repcap today (from a user being removed :-(
but 4 hats :-)
can't see them at work :-(
ah well
12:10
@RoryAlsop oh that sucks
oh crap! I see now that I got that too. how come that doesnt pop up in the reputation alert??
Merry ducking Christmas!
@RoryAlsop in this case, we know who to blame.... :-(
Oh, I know who it was
No, not Antony
@ManishEarth why not?
@AviD Because it's someone else :P
12:14
him too
@ManishEarth can moderators see deleted users? or requests for deletion?
@AviD only a snippet of data about them
when/why they were deleted
@ManishEarth where/how?
@AviD user profile
@ManishEarth not after it was deleted....
yes after it was deleted
12:19
oh! I guess I wasnt logged in when I looked... thanks
but all the other history is gone.
@AviD Damn, Antony left? :(
@TerryChia thats what @TildalWave says....
Yeah, he isn't on the list anymore. :(
Of course, as a moderator, I cannot share any information nor share my opinion, positive or otherwise ;-)
I wonder why.
12:22
@TerryChia probably @Simon's fault.
@AviD That damn @Simon!
I lost 70 rep in the past 2 days. That isn't good. :(
@AviD sure you can, problem is you don't have any more information than we do, isn't it? :P
@AviD Information, I get it, but opinion? Come on!
12:23
@TildalWave This is never the case. I always have more information than other people. Not just on Sec.se.
@AviD Why don't you leave. ? :P Then there will be that shiny moderator diamond up for grabs.
@Adnan well, about @Simon, I DO share my opinion, and often... ;-)
@TerryChia and the hat! the diamond hat!
I actually have that hat in real life, and it is awesome.
aaand now I have my hat
@AviD Always? You are not working for the NSA are you?
My ridiculous hat.
12:26
@TerryChia no, the NSA is working for me. :-)
@Adnan That's not the only ridiculous thing about you. :)
@Adnan I bet the judgy hat would work better on you.
@TerryChia It's the t-shirt, isn't it?
@AviD Because I'm very judgemental?
@Adnan sure. I meant the shape of the avatar, but sure, we could turn it into an insult.
13:18
I just lost 82 rep
without any explanation o.O
just a -82
ah nvm
user was removed
wonder who he was
Sucker.
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Q: Is it possible for me to extort my own AES disk encryption key?

bobuhitoI use Check Point Full Disk Encryption, but hope that this question can be answered generally. Is it possible for me to get, or extort, my own 256-bit AES key? By the way, I don't use any special password for the decryption itself, so this key must be based on my Windows login password alone (w...

I couldn't hold back in making that comment
@ScottPack I don't suck half as hard as your mom.
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@manish share the links to this magic (I know I won't be able to use them) so that I can point it out to whichever mods are active when our flag troll next appears
plix
@LucasKauffman I'll take your word on it.
Apparently the data is actually exposed to mods, just without a UI. See chat.stackexchange.com/transcript/message/12672900#12672900Mr. Peanut Monopoly McManish 3 mins ago
13:22
I can't see inside TL
...yet
1 hour ago, by Adnan
@TerryChia http://security.stackexchange.com/users/2213/
@Adnan you are an asshat
@Adnan who got removed?
I don't think we have that hat available to us.
@kalina I have neither the time nor the will to return the compliment. However, a mod can see the deletion reason from there.
13:25
Whichever qocksucker deleted itself just cost me 30 Interwebs reps.
I think we're talking about different things
deleted his account?
@Adnan Antonny was removed?
@LucasKauffman He asked for it
@Adnan what he do?
13:27
@LucasKauffman Yeah, we were speculating about it a few days ago. He changed his name and set his bio to "delete me please"
@LucasKauffman asked for it
...
or did he really ask "can you remove my account"
@LucasKauffman No no, he actually requested that his account to be deleted
a process I have been through before
what did you do to upset him into quitting?
@kalina Hey, @Lucas take a drink!
13:28
@Adnan I already had one
A nice Sake with my bento box
it was niiiice
@LucasKauffman Well, take a sip, then. @kalina said one of the trigger sentences
@LucasKauffman I have some sake downstairs. Maybe I'll heat myself up a glass this evening.
@Adnan trigger sentences?
what are these trigger sentences
@kalina Apparently you come with a trigger warning.
@kalina "I"?
13:29
well I am quite explosive
but I think they're talking about something else
@ScottPack good sake should be drunk cold
Dec 9 at 14:45, by Adnan
Lucas and I have a drinking game. Whenever @kalina says something that it needs to be CCed to @Lucas, then I take a drink.
out of Adnan and Simon I prefer chatting to Adnan
at least he doesn't keep trying to get into my underwear
@kalina virtual underwear
true
13:30
@kalina @Lucas another sip!
@LucasKauffman What we have tastes yummy either way but heating it up really brings out the nuttiness. Plus with the weather it feels nice going down.
what is the threshold of cc'ing it to @Lucas?
@kalina No one prefers chatting to @Simon.
@ScottPack like gluhwein
no!
don't ping him
DAMMIT
13:31
where is @simon anyway
@LucasKauffman Yes. Exactly.
@kalina He isn't in the room.
@TerryChia and @LucasKauffman are now my least favourite people on the planet today
@Lucas So, turns out it's "export" not "extort".
oh, he's not on the ping list
13:31
@LucasKauffman He's Canadian. Probably off being polite somewhere.
apologising to people
@LucasKauffman We used to make a hot punch of 1 gallon mulled apple cider (not fermented) and 1/5th gallon spiced rum. That's yummy stuff right there.
@ScottPack I love spiced rum, especially Captain Morgan's
@kalina Even if he's not, if he logged in in the past couple of weeks, he'll get pinged.
@LucasKauffman I much prefer Sailor Jerry.
13:36
wat le fuck happened here?
People say naughty stuff about me.
@kalina Told ya!
Why do people have good looking hats when I got a shitty one?
So many questions this morning.
@Simon get a better one then
@ScottPack LOL, I would wear that.
@ManishEarth Doesn't it start on December 15th?
13:38
@Simon and today is...?
o
Wow, time flew by.
GIMME HATS
@Simon Get five people to star this message and I'll get you some hats :P
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I need stars as well. :P
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People, you heard the man.
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Poor @Terry, he's stuck with the shitty hat.
@Simon You may have to beg :P Convincing @Adnan to star is not easy
13:41
Pretty please @Adnan.
Everybody who doesn't want to star simon should star me instead
@Simon hey, aint nuthin wrong with the menora!
just... dont go rolling in the hay with that thing lit....
@AviD Oh lawd, that wouldn't be good.
Don't star @kalina, she's been trying all day to get stars in the Bridge :P
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So have I, but that's a different matter
lolol
13:42
Ironically, I already have all of the currently available chat badges
they all just misunderstand me
ah damn
Nooooooooooooooooooooo
My plans to foil @kalina's plans are foiled!
Because she never had any plans!
Devious
wot
@ManishEarth we both rep capped by lunch UTC
that is some impressive stuff going on there
NEED MOAR STARS!
lunch UTC? lol
13:44
amusingly, on my work machine, your chat hats are not on your avatars :-)
I'm not going to mention it in the bridge
because we have revenge downvoters
and I want the "all votes were upvotes" hat
you guys are a bit more mature than those
you'd think
Maturity? Let me fix that.
@kalina so wots the 3-hat hat for?
getting 3 hats
...
@Simon...
13:45
LOL
genius
@RoryAlsop Very.
@kalina no, I have more than 3, but no 3-hat...
@AviD its "get 3 hats"
excluding your mod hat
and the "active on the 5th of december" hat
3 new hats from yesterday
Yesterday, love was such an easy game to play.
13:47
my hat is so great it hides the avatar of the person above me
when I monologue anyway
more text
THERE'S A SHADOW HANGING OVER ME
OH I BELIEVE
IN YESTERDAY
I don't
@kalina ahhh
I NEED MORE STARS
@kalina oh definitely! please do hide @Simon.
13:48
Let's all hide Simon
We can switch to the Johnny hat.
Hide me!
@AviD It's actually better at hiding you than Simon
Simon's avatar is too large
unlike his penis
which is too tiny
Unlike my penis, yes.
even with my tiny hands it still looks tiny
Did something happen that I'm not aware of or... ?
13:50
nope
well
maybe
really depends on how much attention you pay to the world around you
None.
then highly likely
I gotta remember to get the all upvotes thing today.
@kalina so, should I or should I not spoil your secret master plan in the bridge?
yes, don't do that
some idiot will downvote me just for the lulz
13:53
@KevinvanderVelden You're too busy writing wonderful melodies to do that.
@Simon I write code, not music :)
problem is, I won't find it funny at all
@KevinvanderVelden You're Dutch so even the way you type is melodic.
@Simon as long as it's melodic metal I'm fine with that.
I now regret pinging @Simon.
13:55
yes
@ManishEarth Could you do something about it? :P
learn from your lesson
you are a terrible person
@TerryChia kickban?
in future, don't even joke about it
Who wants @ManishEarth to kickban @Simon? Star this message.
13:55
I'm not coming back for AT LEAST 5 minutes if I get kicked.
A whole 5 minutes guys.
YAY
@TerryChia Grr I want the stars!
wow
@manish why haven't you kicked him already
@ManishEarth One for you. Now where's mine? :P
he just said he won't come back
you should give me 2 stars in here, it won't impact my hat race with @manish at all because dupes aren't counted
otherwise I'd already have 30+ hats from voting 40 times on 12 SE sites lastnight
including this one
I see @Terry's going after the editing hats.
13:59
I would edit
but you guys just reject them
so screw you guys, I'm going to edit AU instead
@ScottPack Indeed. :)
I'm stopping for a bit though.

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