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18:00
@kalina Sounds unfortunate. I would promise that I'm not that guy at this point, but i know you wouldn't believe me.
@DavidFreitag If I'd say that, I wouldn't even believe myself.
@Simon Heh, i think people within a few miles of you would just start laughing uncontrollably.
this laugh track is going to get quite a bit of use
@kalina You do know that this is kind of pathetic, right?
I think you're alone in your opinions
18:02
ok
@kalina You should also find a gif, that way everyone can enjoy it at the same time.
@Simon no need... can we try and calm down a bit on the pointless profanity
Aw, @RoryAlsop got older because of the flags.
@Simon I was already older :-)
Olderer then. Yes, I make up words.
18:06
@Simon profanity that has a purpose, or is funny (to everyone in the room), or is clever, or is indeed a double-entendre: these we can probably live with
But othererer than that, folks would just queueueueue up to flag you
I've actually made it a rule of mine not to flag in this channel
so, that means you'll get flagged by your peers
which is even funnier
@kalina thanks. Generally we don't have many flags here and things get along nicely
I've actually made it a rule of mine not do give a damn about trivial things like what happens in an internet chat room.
@DavidFreitag heh
I have no issues flagging the bridge though
18:07
I've never ever flagged anything.
But i suppose if something bad enough happened i might flag it.
NEVER EVA.
that channel needs somebody to stir the pot every now and again so that it can bubble over
And I don't think that I'll ever flag anything.
@Simon flagged for lying
18:08
@kalina I do visit the bridge, but rarely speak - it's too ...different
@RoryAlsop different is the right worrd
@kalina le phu-
@kalina Hypocrite.
since that was my first channel on SE, every other channel feels too... differrent
This was my first SE channel. It feels just right. Even with @Simon.
18:09
Just so everyone knows, "phoque" which is seal in French is pronounced exactly like the F word.
From now on, I will use the term phoque and phoquing.
I had an awesome dream lastni-
wait, this is the wrong channel
Yes it is.
@kalina If i was in it, it wasn't me, it was @Simon in disguise.
Also, your window broke itself.
heuheuheheu
no, there were no internet people involved
<censored>
18:11
Oh, thank god.
@Simon seal as in the sea mammal, or seal as in a closure
it's a requirement for such dreams
@kalina Not very.
@RoryAlsop Mammal.
Boo, I missed the censored part.
18:12
you are such a stackexchange noob
@kalina lol
LOL
I forgot that you can also view other people's history.
Jesus, that was direct.
@Simon Kalina is not Jesus
QQ
@RoryAlsop She isn't? But that beard...
18:13
Actually you're right, she's a goddess.
@Simon QQ? Is this a tinternet chat thing?
@RoryAlsop 2 eyes with a tear in each.
it's a dota thing
@RoryAlsop Yes, the tinternet loves to QQ.
I feel like I'm babysitting when I'm chatting with @Simon
18:15
Oh c'mon.
I'm older than you.
I'm still pupating.
I don't know why, i just love 8 bit music.
cuz nurd duh
this channel has too many of them
Look who's talking.
wait, who got banned earlier?
I am no "nurd"
18:26
Miss Nerdy nurd.
I am Little Miss Technically Correct, I'll have you know
Oh sorry, "geek", right?
a tiny bit geeky, only apparent when I talk about certain things
ooh
that's why @Adnan spammed me on irc earlier
Right, m'am. CS LANs are not geeky.
@Simon You say geek like it's a bad thing.
18:29
It wasn't a CS lan
@DavidFreitag It's a new term that nerds managed to make people believe that categorize different people.
@kalina Was it a lying LAN?
@Simon no, just a general LAN party
it was actually one of the Insomnia lans
ugh. Why do I keep waking up? Nothing good ever comes of that.
@tylerl I agree with you completely
@tylerl Haha. I know that @kalina will agree with you on this one.
o
18:32
inb4 simon
in after
casuals
@tylerl I was going to say "I can make it so that you never wake up again" but then i realized it would become slightly more difficult to source tech support.
bed is the best place in the world
@kalina /agree
18:32
Lazy people.
Sleeping is a waste of time.
@Simon you must not know many programmers
<censored>
it's hardly lazy
@tylerl lulzzzz
@kalina What?
@Simon what
18:33
> We will encourage you to develop the three great virtues of a programmer: laziness, impatience, and hubris.
@tylerl I misread that as impotence
@kalina :|
@tylerl Yeah, not the first time that I hear that.
I don't think I'll ever adopt Hubris. I got laziness and impatience down though.
@kalina u suk
18:34
@DavidFreitag yep, read that as impotence as well
@Simon you'll never experience it though
@kalina Oh, you.
@DavidFreitag The laziness comes early: I get pretty pissed if I ever have to do the same thing twice.
@kalina From you? That's pretty accurate.
@RoryAlsop you should temporarily make me room owner in here so I can read all of these deleted messages from earlier
18:36
@kalina or maybe...nope
:-)
they really weren't needed
Denied.
but you should
they wouldn't be edifying
@tylerl It's funny how laziness helps so much in the programming world, the more lazy you are the more likely you are to come up with the simplest solution
I need to see why Adnan was banned
18:37
@RoryAlsop was it part of that scopio disaster?
and your life would not be embettered by reading them
@tylerl Not at all.
@kalina i imagine he'll tell you if you ask nicely
@Rory there you go using those big words again.
@tylerl that would be a breach of the moderation agreement
18:37
@tylerl no, was just unnecessary offensiveness
I would never ask a moderator to do that
@kalina ask Adnan, silly
@DavidFreitag no I didn't
@kalina sounds like a Meatloaf song
@kalina You're so boring.
18:38
@RoryMcCune evening squire
@RoryMcCune Not you, the other @Rory, silly.
@RoryAlsop evenin' :)
@Rory all the @Rories
@DavidFreitag hey I'm not the silly one it was you that was amiguous in your @rory'age
@RoryMcCune So are you going to be Laird, then?
18:39
@RoryAlsop Laird? I could invent my own title and then have that I guess :)
@RoryMcCune So you mean that by now you can't automatically detect which @Rory someone means when they @Rory?
There should be a national Rory day where everyone changes his/her displayed name to Rory.
Or at least something that begins with Rory
@DavidFreitag well I can all I need is a single additional ASCII character, just try adding an A or an M and you'll be sorted :)
@DavidFreitag Aw. Creepy Rory would have been mine.
18:41
@RoryMcCune But that would ruin all the fun.
@Simon Then the ambiguous @Rory wouldn't affect you, silly.
@DavidFreitag Yeah :(
Although i can say from the ambiguous @David, i really hate being on the opposite end of ambiguous pings.
well we could auction off the other 24 letters, so that people could be @RoryB @RoryC etc
@RoryMcCune Yeah, but all i have is funny money.
@DavidFreitag You have Canadian money?
18:44
@Simon No, every other country in the world thinks American money is "funny money"
How come?
Or so i can ascertain from Top Gear UK and the EEVBlog.
@tylerl, you wouldn't happen to know anything about joining a debian based linux to a Server 2k8 AD would you?
cc: anyone else who knows
@DavidFreitag for auth, I guess?
That'd have to happen through pam, obviously.
@tylerl So i can access the shares
BOOM:
@DavidFreitag shares as well? That's samba
18:48
@tylerl I know, but samba can't find them and my CD can't find itself aparrently.
My amazing GoogleFu
unbelievably, I'm still tired after sleeping for 14 hours
> my CD can't find itself
@tylerl I have been staring at that page for almost an hour now.
@kalina how long were you up before that?
?
18:49
@tylerl not that long tbh
14 hours of sleep? I don't think I ever slept that much in a row.
meh 14 hours is nothing
@kalina From when till when?
I can easily sleep for 24 hours if I have something warm to cuddle upto
@kalina a puppy!
18:50
@tylerl 3am to 5pm
ish
@kalina And you're typically up late, right?
On the weekends if i wake up later than around 5pm, its "Fuckit, i'll be up at 6am tomorrow"
my sleep pattern is random if I don't have anything I need to do
tired typically means you didn't hit the right sleep cycles, usually because your schedule doesn't match what your body is used to
Nothing like 24hrs of sleep.
18:51
Adding more time doesn't alwasy help
my body isn't "used" to anything
@kalina i spotted a problem
@kalina and solution: stay up till 3, then go to sleep. Now you have a schedule.
@tylerl no
@kalina ok, dont
stay up until tired -> sleep until awakening
18:53
@kalina start reading something tragically boring at 2am.
@tylerl Ah that was supposed to be DC, not CD.
@DavidFreitag I've mostly avoided Active Directory, and have been a much happier man for it.
In much the same way as I've avoided cat vomit
@tylerl Yeah, but unfortunately we are a windows-based company so AD was pretty much unavoidable.
@tylerl What, by making your wife clean it?
@DavidFreitag by not having a cat
Cats are awesome.
18:56
Also, the link you sent me to is for Server 2003, not 2008.
> Windows 2003 Native Domain (mixed-mode not tested, but may work)
I'm thinking it's why likewise-open isn't working.
Here's how I know I'm not ready to be a parent: When I see this question
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Q: What to do with many painted pictures/ handicraft work

BBMOur son produces tons of painted pictures and handicrafted things. We like them very much, but we are not sure what to do with them, as they need a lot of space, storage and time. It is not easy for us or for him to decide to trow some/most of them away, as he often has put a lot of thought and...

@DavidFreitag oh, that's fun.
and all I can think about is: "Throw that shit in the trash bin"
@Adnan Yep. All i can think of is "Tack them up on the wall, and otherwise display anything that isn't a painting somewhere in the house"
The trashcan doesn't count as displaying.
@Adnan aah if you have mac filtering enabled, then no
19:00
@Adnan First world problem, right?
@LucasKauffman That's the whole idea of the question, I believe.
@LucasKauffman The dude even bolded that part 2 times.
@Adnan I was still very hung over when I read and commented on that question
:p
@LucasKauffman Well, I'm starting to get drunk.
Actually, I passed "tipsy" about an hour ago.
@Adnan Getting agressive?
or loving?
@LucasKauffman lolol
19:01
what would happen if @kalina starts talking now
let the games begin.
@LucasKauffman Nah, I don't get aggressive when I'md runk.
@Adnan are you the one that starts giving hugs?
@LucasKauffman LOL
@LucasKauffman Luckily, not that one either.
I'm the one who starts thinking "Ehh, kids!"
@Adnan Oh, you're the boring type.
19:02
@Adnan if that is what you are concerned about, then no, you are definitely not ready to be a parent.
Then some girl with daddy issues and beard fetish starts talking to me and we head home.
How could you not want kids. I could understand "I don't want kids right now" but ever?
@Adnan wat
@DavidFreitag Dude, he's like 42.
@DavidFreitag you gotta find someone to have kids with first. Everything else becomes a function of that decision.
@Simon You see, most Finnish people have baby faces. So when a lady sees someone with black hear and a beard (hello!), that's some exotic stuff.
19:04
@tylerl Nah, surrogate mother. I'll do it alone if i have to
@Adnan Exoticism is awesome.
@DavidFreitag It's hard enough with two people.
'Cause there's nothing like an 8 year old that can make thermite.
@Simon You'll be exotic as well. Most Finnish guys are naturally well-built and fit.
BOOOOM!
@tylerl But not impossible. I know plenty of single mothers. Albeit they are barely making it.
19:05
@Adnan WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
THAT WAS LIKE THE RUDEST COMMENT EVER.
@DavidFreitag My 4-year-old can, but for the lack of aluminum powder. He loves watching science documentaries.
I'd like a list of the bridges in Montreal, please @Adnan
@tylerl Aluminum foil + Coffee grinder. 'nuff said.
Also, if you can suggest me one, that'd be appreciated.
@Simon I'm sure that pony girl would love to help you with that.
19:06
@DavidFreitag Hm. Sounds like something fun to do with him this weekend.
@Adnan Oh I'm sure she would too.
(having kids is awesome)
(having infants sucks)
@tylerl Just remember that the less fine the aluminum is the more likely it is to spew 5000ish degree sparks everywhere
@tylerl Well, could you imagine me having kids?
@tylerl I wonder if it's possible to have a money-back trial or something.
19:07
@tylerl I'm still in the phase where I prefer training on making babies than actually making them
3
Mini me's all over the place.
@LucasKauffman HEHEHEHE
heuheuheu
@Adnan they call it babysitting. You actually get paid.
@Simon Shot up!
19:07
w0w
@Adnan you're the one that can't speaking properly when drunk :D
@tylerl Hmmm.. sounds interesting.
@DavidFreitag I agree. Nobody ever means to ping me, but I still get 'em
Ambiguous @David is in da house.
@David And you reset the counter every time you join back in.
@LucasKauffman What are you talking about? I'm speak perfectly!
19:09
@Adnan me2
speaking*
@Adnan are you drinking at a bar on a laptop?
Because that would be awfully sad.
@DavidFreitag I like to get a couple of 1-euro beers in me before heading to the bar. I don't want to get drunk on 6-euro-a-beer.
@DavidFreitag This is called 'Finnish student drinking'
@Adnan I wonder what it's like being a lightweight. It must be nice having money once you leave a bar
@DavidFreitag I recommend you open a screen session and do a networking restart.
19:12
@ScottPack Or i could just walk over and punch in sudo /etc/init.d/networking start...
@DavidFreitag If I drink 4 beers quite quickly, I'm set for a few hours.
le 140 pounds-
@DavidFreitag Dude, to get mildly drunk you need to be at least 35-40 euros in a Finnish bar. That's like $50
@Simon 320. I haven't been less than 300 since before high school football
@DavidFreitag it's useful to get good at not breaking network connectivity. It becomes handy for when you send hardware 300mi away
No thank you!
19:13
@DavidFreitag wat da fuk
@tylerl Yes, this exactly. @DavidFreitag
@Simon :O
@DavidFreitag :O :O :O :O
@Simon I haven't been that tiny since high school. I've stabilized around 165.
@tylerl I knew exactly what it was going to do, i only did it because i knew i was sitting directly next to the server...
The two far ends of the scale, we got here.
@Simon Why so slim?
19:14
@ScottPack But you got le big muscles-
@Adnan idk :(
@Adnan It's hard to not weight a lot at 6'2" and not be a bulimic.
@Simon quit talking french
@tylerl lewat?
@Simon Eat + gym
@Adnan Oh I eat enough.
19:15
+ creatine + protein powder
Le gym? Yeah, I should.
@DavidFreitag Even at 6'2", I find 320 a bit too high.
@Adnan pretty much. It's so much fun being at the gym at 2am where there are no idiots to bother you, only people working off the beer they drank the past weekend
Unless you're a really big guy (muscle-wise)
@tylerl and somebody has to make out with the fat chick.
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A: Changing private keys

tylerlDetecting intrusion can take milliseconds, or it can take years. Or anywhere in between. Changing private keys is as simple as getting a new certificate. That could take seconds, or it could take weeks. The number of communications compromised is therefore a function of the communication rate v...

@Adnan I'm not a body builder, but i am at the gym frequently (more than 8 hours a week) with a mix of cardio and lifting.
But i do also have a bit of a beer belly.
19:18
@DavidFreitag Don't we all?
@Adnan Even I do.
@Adnan The best way to point out how stupid a question is is to answer it accurately
I pretty much get out of class at 11pm, then I'm at the gym until 2am monday through thursday. Sometimes fridays, never on the weekend
@tylerl The only good answer is that there's no way to actually answer such a question. It has 4 closure votes. There's really no point of "answering" it for a +10 or +20.
Yup, I'm starting to pick on @tylerl . This means I'm drunk enough.
@Adnan i le flagged le question le earlier le @tylerl, le.
19:21
Later, everybody.
@Adnan À plus tard!
@Simon é is ALT + 130 So you can lé instead of le.
@DavidFreitag Dude, I'm rocking a French keyboard.
@Simon Well, I'm rocking your face so it cancels out.
ROCK YO FACE
That'll be the name of my first track as a producer.
19:29
@Simon Not really. I don't do any exercise.
@Simon Tu utilise azerty?
@ScottPack It doesn't matter, in my dreams you do.
@LucasKauffman Hell no, French Canadian, hehe.
@Simon so the excuzérmoi
LE BETTER BE SORRY
19:32
@ScottPack I imagine scott being the guy from either the William Lawson or the Coca Light commercials
@Simon Yes, yes you are sorry.
@LucasKauffman ?
@kalina you're too late.
that happens some times
@kalina I'm dissapointed
19:35
Unbelievable.
I'm afraid that we will have to let you go
Go check his profile, tell me what's odd.
not sure
The amount of questions vs answers.
28k rep from questions is pretty impressive
19:38
It's them damn XKCD questions.
Get ya every time.
Guy has 81 Famous Question badges. G'damn.
@DavidFreitag 81 from 1800 questions over a 5 year period isn't that impressive
it's statistically average
@kalina Oh, well sorry, i have 600 someodd rep, anything seems impressive to me.
oh jeez
is there ANYBODY around here with more than 20k network rep?
And i've been on SO now for almost two years ;]
19:45
Time to head home, lads. See ya.
Mmm mmm mm. Sometimes they just get it so right.
@kaliname
@kalina me
I think I have 41k
@LucasKauffman @ManishEarth it's good that we have actual stack exchange users around these parts
@kalina think most of the regulars have over 20k network wide
@RoryAlsop even has 127k
the pack also has over 20k
19:51
just
I think me and simon are the only boobs around.
codesinchaos as well
adnan too
Terry
@kalina not that I think it matters :)
no, it's just a running joke that for all of the noise he makes, Simon is actually a noob
@kalina because he doesn't have rep he's a noob?
that's a bit silly
@LucasKauffman I had to tell him you can see edited messages!
actually wait, the friendly version of noob is newb, isn't it
19:58
@kalina I @Simon's defence, i though @Rory annihilated the comment. In which case it wouldn't be visible.
@DavidFreitag yes but
such an action would show up as (removed)
like this:
Not necessarilly
no moderator would "annihilate" a comment by editing it to "censored"
That would be if he deleted it, he could have edited and removed the history.
since unless you delete it, you can see the edit history

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