The DMZ

TildalWave

19:00

thinking about it... do hospitalized mental patients have access to the Internet?

Xander

@tylerl I guess he's figured he's got a 50/50 shot it won't all go south on him.

Simon

@DavidFreitag Hey baby, are you a rockstar?

Xander

@Simon Now I'm having a good review day. And week. And month.

Simon

The fuck. I should have paid more attention.

I'm assuming that you have a screen dedicated to the reviews with an auto-refresher of 5 seconds.

David Freitag

@Simon Nope, i'm a nerd.

Simon

19:14

@DavidFreitag nurd

Xander

@Simon Nope. I actually don't spend that much time at all on them. I have a system. That's why I'm not so hot in the areas that I can't predict, like suggested edits.

David Freitag

with a bit of a yawning problem..

Rory Alsop

evening all

Simon

@Xander A system means a bot, alright I get it.

@RoryAlsop Evening fellow Subarean.

Rory Alsop

@Simon oh this: facebook.com/photo.php?v=556352184436888

Xander

19:16

@Simon I really don't have the time to write a bot to do it, even if I wanted to. Which I don't. Because that would be unethical. Though I could move up in the suggested edit rankings that way. Hmmm......

Simon

@RoryAlsop Damn it, I'm at work! I'll keep the link.

David Freitag

Dude, this new "I'm feeling lucky radio" thing from google is AWESOME.

Rory Alsop

@Simon Subaru vs Motocross :-)

Simon

@Xander Is it unethical to lie?!?!?

Rory Alsop

@DavidFreitag linky? Not heard of it

David Freitag

19:17

It's like the google spiders are in my brain feasting on my thoughts.

Rory Alsop

google radio?

David Freitag

@RoryAlsop engadget.com/2013/10/17/…

Rory Alsop

I'm busy with spotify, and working on getting our stuff properly onto pandora

David Freitag

you need google play all access i think.

tylerl

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that he's from one of maybe 2 to 5 middle-eastern countries

Rory Alsop

19:17

@DavidFreitag I'm guessing that's a US thing then

David Freitag

(not free [not not badass as shit])

@RoryAlsop Nope

Rory Alsop

@DavidFreitag can't find it on my phone

David Freitag

@RoryAlsop play.google.com/about/music

Rory Alsop

I have play music, but not any radio functionality

Simon

@DavidFreitag No work.

David Freitag

19:18

You need to pay $9.99/mo for it

Really?! That sucks.

Rory Alsop

Hmmm - that will rule it out for me once it appears. I'm already paying money to spotify

plus, streaming music to phone just costs waaaaay too much

Simon

I'm still at the stage of burning CDs for my car, QQ.

David Freitag

@Simon youtube.com/watch?v=U8gpLUfUikc

Rory Alsop

well, the car has debian, and half a terabyte of storage - but no live radio or anything like that

David Freitag

You car has debian?

Rory Alsop

19:20

@DavidFreitag is that Simon's cute girlfriend

@DavidFreitag yep

Simon

@DavidFreitag Oh, I haven't listen to Jekyll and Hyde for a while now.

@RoryAlsop Hahahaha.

David Freitag

@RoryAlsop no

Rory Alsop

@DavidFreitag empegbbs.com

Simon

Oh yes I know this track!! It's very good.

David Freitag

That would be why i linked it.

Simon

19:21

@RoryAlsop I got all excited because I thought it was about bbs rims.

Rory Alsop

@Simon I don't know what they are. BBS is what came before teh intarwebs

Simon

Om nom nom.

David Freitag

Uh... okay... its a rim?

Simon

IT'S BBS BRO.

They are known for their gold rims.

Expensive as dicks.

David Freitag

@Simon youtube.com/watch?v=R8CVR_VGh58

It's almost as good as DJ Splash.

Simon

19:23

Sec this other track isn't done yet

No way I'm [x]ing it.

David Freitag

Oh yeah, this queue is totally getting saved for later.

Simon

Too commercial for me.

David Freitag

@Simon What the second link?

Simon

It has that weird commercial melody that I can't stand.

Yes.

David Freitag

Oh well, i like it.

Simon

19:25

It's ok, I still respect you.

David Freitag

You respect me? Why would you do such a thing.

Simon

Unlike a lot of people, I respect people immediately. They lose my respect instead of gaining it.

David Freitag

Hah, there's actually a really bad remix of a DJ Splash song on here... it's pitiful

tylerl

This room's gotten quiet

where's Chaos Pony?

Simon

@kalina Chaos Pony, you there?

kalina

19:31

hm?

Xander

@tylerl I think she said she's busy being sacked in a nefarious management scheme.

tylerl

@Xander i missed that bit

Xander

@tylerl It was earlier today.

Simon

@kalina Let's make a track together. It will be called: "Soulless fire demons of the sub-demonic world".

You guys scared her off because I know it definitely wasn't me.

tylerl

@Simon certainly not

Simon

19:37

I like how when I drop my pen on the floor, it becomes the most disgusting thing on earth. Then on the next day, it's in my mouth.

tylerl

@Simon thats... uh... what she said?

Simon

@tylerl Did she say that?

tylerl

@Simon she might have.

I wasn't paying attention

Simon

She's so kinky.

Lucas Kauffman

@kalina so how did it turn out? You got sacked?

kalina

19:40

I find out on Thursday

Simon

wot

tylerl

@kalina sacked for what?

Simon

I don't like to go get a haircut because if I don't talk to the girl it gets awkward.

kalina

@tylerl meh, it's earlier in the transcript

Lucas Kauffman

@kalina so got a new job?

kalina

19:41

I'm not at work, I don't want to talk about work

Simon

And if she asks me questions, I answer in 3 words. If she's lucky, in 4 words.

Lucas Kauffman

@kalina well are you at some point going back to where work is?

David Freitag

@Simon youtube.com/watch?v=kmByAp1U8G4

tylerl

@Simon my barber is a crazy russian guy who gives his customers vodka if they ask.

Simon

Am I the only dude who doesn't like when the girl has the biggest boobs crack in the world?

@tylerl Bahahaha awesome.

tylerl

19:42

in fact, all my barbers in the past 8 years have been russian. Apparently it's a "thing"

Lucas Kauffman

@tylerl I like that

Simon

@DavidFreitag Worse than the other one :P

David Freitag

@Simon oh well

Simon

@DavidFreitag The vocal gets on my nerves very quickly, so does the beat.

David Freitag

Apparently I'm not well steeped in the culture enough to recognize what's crap and what isn't.

Lucas Kauffman

19:43

@tylerl except that it would make me wonder if that guy whos using scisors and razorblades on my head is not drunk himself

David Freitag

I like it quite a lot.

Simon

@DavidFreitag Oh you have all the rights in the world to like it, it's just not my style.

Just got my first paycheck with my raise included, life's great.

David Freitag

@Simon Not that whether you like it or not has any bearing on whether i like it. I'm just trying to share

Simon

@DavidFreitag Good, don't get influenced by others when it's about music style.

Otherwise I'd be listening to some shit rap right now.

tylerl

This is strangely captivating:

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Simon

19:46

@DavidFreitag This is the kind of "non-Hardstyle" techno that I'm into: youtube.com/watch?v=lETmskoqh30

Lucas Kauffman

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
I take a look at my simon and realize there's nothing left, because he's been chatting and talking so long, that even his momma thinks that his life is gone.

Simon

LOL

10/10

David Freitag

@Simon Ew... it's basically hardstyle slowed down.

Simon

@DavidFreitag Nah, the kick is veryyyy different.

David Freitag

I like my techno fast and full of hypnotic beats and lyrics (not so much on the lyrics usually though)

Simon

19:47

What about this: youtube.com/watch?v=gCYcHz2k5x0

David Freitag

@Simon boooooring...

Simon

@DavidFreitag Fast you say? youtube.com/watch?v=9Q3mADI79U4

Lucas Kauffman

I love that song

Simon

You'll probably like this one.

David Freitag

It picks up eventually though.

Picks up very nicely.

I'd probably edit the first 50 seconds off it though.

Simon

19:49

@DavidFreitag That's the intro which is up to the DJ who's playing the track if he wants to leave it in or not.

Lucas Kauffman

@Simon you can go hakken on that song

David Freitag

Aaaand they lost it at the drop.

Simon

@DavidFreitag The drop is indeed very special.

Listen to the other track I linked you instead.

1:16 is teh shit.

David Freitag

I hate how DJ's give a shitty drop and pick the awesome beat back up. It's like taunting me with it.

Simon

@LucasKauffman The hell is hakken? Haha.

@DavidFreitag That's a thing in Hardstyle, it's called anti-climax. You learn to like it.

David Freitag

19:51

@Simon Nope, i want my instant gratification.

Simon

@DavidFreitag Haha.

Lucas Kauffman

@Simon youtube.com/watch?v=CAPqg2fXLqg at 48 seconds

David Freitag

@Simon Ah, Darren Styles. It's been a while.

Yes, this is very much my speed.

Simon

@LucasKauffman Awesome! Based in Jumpstyle probably?

@DavidFreitag I believe this is Happy Hardcore.

Lucas Kauffman

@Simon nope hakken became before jump :p

Simon

19:52

@LucasKauffman Oh nice.

David Freitag

@Simon Me liketh

Simon

I think it's time for me to start mixing.

David Freitag

I think it's time for me to start Regular Expressioning.

Simon

Been wanting to do it for a while but never got off my lazy ass.

Lucas Kauffman

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Simon

19:54

@DavidFreitag Oh lawd.

Lucas Kauffman

that's old school hakken as they did in the days of Thunderdome

Simon

THE CAM SHAKES

LOL

Lucas Kauffman

I still love old school Thunderdome tracks

This is my favorite one:

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Simon

Can't listen to it unfortunately, it's time to go home!

TTYL

David Freitag

Heh, in case anyone wanted to know, Chloroform has a Gas Correction Value of 69.65.

Lucas Kauffman

19:55

@DavidFreitag a what?

tylerl

@DavidFreitag convenient regex tester

David Freitag

@LucasKauffman When approximating a flow rate at a relative temperature and humidity, a gas correction value is a coefficient for a flow rate for a gas relative to nitrogen, which has a GCF of 1.

@tylerl Yeah i use that on occasion. Otherwise i use VS or NP++

Lucas Kauffman

@DavidFreitag so how fast it spreads?

David Freitag

@LucasKauffman It's a measurement of flow.

Lucas Kauffman

@DavidFreitag yes but what is flow?

David Freitag

19:58

@LucasKauffman Like from a tank through some tubes to somewhere else.

Lucas Kauffman

how do I visualize flow

ah yes

David Freitag

Moving particles

Lucas Kauffman

that's what I meant

David Freitag

For instruments that flow gases at extremely specific flow rates, they use GCF values to scale the flow rates very slightly.

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Lucas Kauffman

20:48

@TerryChia @Simon I dug a bit deeper into the cloudatcost.com offer, they are in fact backed by fibrenetics

and their DC was designed by kv datacentres

so they seem legit

fibrenetics does their financial part

bought two VPS with them

Rohan Durve - Decode141

21:05

I've been an affiliate/reseler of A Small Orange since forever. They even give discount codes nows.

*reseller

Lucas Kauffman

21:26

What's a small orange?

Rohan Durve - Decode141

asmallorange.com

Lemme know if you want an affiliate code.

Lucas Kauffman

Dude they charge the same price for a vps per month as cloudatcost does for 2 years o.O

Rohan Durve - Decode141

Can you link me to cloudatcost's VPS package?

Antony Vennard

LinkedIn is asking me "Does Thomas Pornin know about Cryptography?" Can't tell if that's a serious question or linkedin is just trolling me.

9

Rohan Durve - Decode141

LOOL.

>inb4 "Does Linus Torvalds know about Linux?" - LinkedIn

Antony Vennard

21:40

@RohanDurve-Decode141 I wonder if a) Linus has a LinkedIn profile (get noticed!) and b) if his connections have a chuckle endorsing him for "Windows" and "Mac OS X"

Or "C++" and "subversion".

kalina

21:53

@DavidFreitag I see Darren Styles has learned how to make a new bassline and then used it on every track he's made for the last two years

David Freitag

@kalina pretty much. but i'm okay with that

kalina

I'm not, people who template their music are missing the point of music

You can't transfer emotion into music if you're mass producing it

Soulless abuse of something so special

Rohan Durve - Decode141

Well, quite often people make random music and people listening to it add emotions.

People find a way to relate to music that may not literally no relation.

kalina

@RohanDurve-Decode141 It's not real when every track made by an artist sounds the same

It's merely an illusion

Rohan Durve - Decode141

Truedat.

But that discussion really goes much deeper.

David Freitag

21:56

@kalina i dont tend to notice the similarities unless he is all i listen to. but i never do that i always shuffle

Rohan Durve - Decode141

Woulnd't you agree?

kalina

@RohanDurve-Decode141 That was the discussion I was having when I said:

2 mins ago, by kalina

I'm not, people who template their music are missing the point of music

Darren Styles and Mark Breeze are terrible for it

Every few years they rework their template and update the sounds

but everything they do is templated

David Freitag

There are only a few of Darren Styles' songs that i know anyway

Rohan Durve - Decode141

That's the thing about music imo, you can't classify it as good or bad.

David Freitag

Assholes and opinions, everybody's got them.

Rohan Durve - Decode141

21:59

For sure.

kalina

"I'm not going to try and force my opinion on you...

...but you're wrong."

Rohan Durve - Decode141

+1 for that.

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