The DMZ

kalina

12:02

Adnan

@kalina I no understood.

kalina

@Adnan it's obviously super mario brothers full of funny references

what is there to not understand?

Adnan

@kalina The part regarding "full of funny references"

kalina

you obviously live a sheltered existence or have a poor sense of humour

or you just dislike arrested development and breaking bad

which declassifies you as human

Scott Pack

@kalina What the hell am I watching?

kalina

12:08

A THING

Scott Pack

Oh hey, I finally saw some references I understand.

@Simon I don't think people do.

Adnan

@kalina Arrested Development is pretty much one of the best things that ever happened to TV.

and, later, Netflix

Terry Chia

@Adnan thepiratebay

Adnan

@TerryChia It's blocked here :(

and TvT.COM bans Web-DL :(

Scott Pack

I watched an episode of Arrested Development. It seemed like the lamest parts of Seinfeld.

kalina

12:16

@TerryChia eztv.it

Adnan

@kalina Whoa! What the hell is that amazing website?!!

kalina

I DON'T KNOW I WOULD NEVER ILLEGAL DOWNLOAD FILES

INNOCENT AND ANGELIC, NEVER DONE ANYTHING WRONG

Adnan

Not blocked and it has one-click magnet links.. that's brilliant!!

ah.. and no ratio to maintain!!!

@kalina I love you.

Like a brother

kalina

get in line

Adnan

but still do

AviD

12:18

@kalina not counting ponies, of course....

kalina

@AviD ponies are not wrong, they're the best

Adnan

@kalina Oh, you must have a lot of brothers, then.

kalina

@Adnan every male friend I have

AviD

@kalina no, I meant what you did to those poor, innocent ponies.

Scott Pack

@Adnan Or a sister. You don't know.

Adnan

12:18

@kalina At least you will never be short on weed.

kalina

@AviD I did nothing to any pony

@ScottPack he doesn't believe that girls exist on the internet, I'm not interested in spending time discussing it at length, we can go down the no-friction route, it's not a problem

Adnan

No? Nobody?

That was a good black-people-sell-week joke

kalina

@Adnan I'm never short of weed

Scott Pack

@kalina Yes (ma'am|sir).

kalina

@Adnan black people sell weeks?

Adnan

12:20

@kalina Really? Every male friend you have is in love with you? Jesus!

What kind of people do you know?!

Scott Pack

@kalina Where do you think I get all my dandelions and choke weeds?

kalina

@Adnan unfortunately, people who do not live up to my impeccably high standards

Adnan

@kalina Why?

I mean, why do you have high standards?

You're a 19 year old who likes ponies

kalina

...

Adnan

Your standards should be:
1. Guy/Girl

kalina

12:22

are you suggesting I should just take off my clothes and present myself to be taken at every opportunity on account of me being young and liking ponies?

Scott Pack

Females in clothing is disgraceful.

kalina

...

Terry Chia

@kalina yes

kalina

. . .

Adnan

@kalina What's with you taking clothes off?

19 hours ago, by kalina

@Adnan this is pretty much it, I don't like the effects and it reduces the effort required to get me out of my clothes

kalina

12:23

well it's something that I do daily

Scott Pack

Brunt has taught me everything I need to know regarding females.

Adnan

@kalina and, no.

kalina

good

Scott Pack

Oh, right, you're 19. You see, Brunt is a character from Deep Space 9. He is a rather conservative Ferengi.

kalina

now, read this article and laugh at the misfortune of others.

@ScottPack you lost me when you started talking star trek

Scott Pack

12:25

> Female Ferengi were forbidden to learn to read, acquire profit, talk to strangers, or even wear clothes. They could only leave the house with the permission of the eldest male of the family. Ferengi women traditionally softened food for members of their family by chewing it (though not all females did this).

Simon

@AviD She's a nice lady.

Polynomial

@kalina "I’m sure most people will be Fifty Shades of red by the time our crews arrive to free them."

genius.

Simon

@ScottPack 10/10

Polynomial

oops wrong reply

Scott Pack

That seems like a rather poor decision.

Simon

12:27

@Adnan She's 19? Hey @TerryChia, guess what!

Polynomial

"A child with a tambourine stuck on its head"

we all remember "that kid".

AviD

@ScottPack Similar to some real-world ethnic groups.

Adnan

@Simon I'm not sure if that's her biological age. I just added 4 years to her apparent mental age.

Terry Chia

@Simon She's into ponies though....

Simon

@Adnan Oh...

@TerryChia I think it's safe to say that 80% of ladies are into horses/ponies.

Polynomial

12:28

@TerryChia into them in what way?

Adnan

@TerryChia Sweetie, you can always do better.

@Polynomial Seems so

Polynomial

@TerryChia Into ponies in the sense that she wishes ponies were "into" her?

Adnan

@Polynomial DUUUUUUUUUDE!

kalina

you guys take that threshold of conversation that is generally acceptable

Adnan

Too much

Terry Chia

12:29

@Polynomial I'm leaving that wide open. Interpret it however you like. ;)

Polynomial

hey, everyone needs a hobby.

kalina

set fire to it, and then throw it off into the horizon

Simon

Damn Brits, they always take it too far.

Polynomial

@TerryChia So's she ;)

Terry Chia

@Simon At least he isn't Canadian.

Adnan

12:29

@Simon Righttt?!

Just like the Germans

Simon

@TerryChia Well, I'm sorry for him.

@Adnan Just like them.

Lucas Kauffman

guys

what's up

AviD

umm... remember that rule of thumb.

Simon

Ponies.

AviD

dont take it too far, keep it civil.

Adnan

12:30

@LucasKauffman Nothing, just @Poly suggesting that @Kalina is into beastaiality

Scott Pack

@AviD Jersey?

AviD

dont make me kickban you kids...

@ScottPack hahah, yes, that way we dont seem racist.

Simon

@AviD Kickban? mIRC old school shit right here.

kalina

this particular topic of conversation would have normally resulted in flags, but this isn't my room

Terry Chia

@Simon Wait, aren't you 13?

Scott Pack

12:31

@kalina Making fun of Canadians? That's normal here

Polynomial

ah, didn't realise we were talking about someone actually here

Simon

@TerryChia Euhm... That's what I heard about mIRC.

Adnan

@Simon The fact that you said mIRC is so cute.

Terry Chia

@kalina Heh. This is considered pretty tame...

Lucas Kauffman

@Adnan She's a pony after all

Simon

12:31

@Adnan How is that cute? ô_ô

kalina

@ScottPack discussions of rape and bestiality

Polynomial

@kalina no offense intended. was just messin'

Lucas Kauffman

got to love business class on thalys

Adnan

@Simon Somebody explain to that little cutie why relating kickban to mIRC is cute.

Simon

Let's just go back to the real topic: viagra experience.

AviD

12:32

I think I will amend the rule of thumb:

> Anything that would set this site in the category of "I would not let my teenage daughter enter", is offlimits.

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Simon

Somebody explain!!!

Polynomial

depends on the daughter ;]

but yeah generally don't let daughters near me. I have a tendency to corrupt youth.

Adnan

@AviD Whoa! Dude, most of the things you said here you wouldn't really want your teenage daughter to see.

Polynomial

not in that way. dirty minded bastards ;]

Simon

@AviD WELL, it looks like I can't say anything anymore.

Lucas Kauffman

12:33

@Polynomial All aboard the rape train :p?

Terry Chia

@Simon Sorry and thank you is still ok.

Oh, don't forget please.

Simon

@TerryChia YOU REVIEWED 2 FIRST POSTS BASTARD!

Polynomial

@LucasKauffman No. More like "all aboard the incredibly inappropriate conversation train".

Terry Chia

@Simon Sorry.

Polynomial

@LucasKauffman or the "hey, wanna hear a story about a man who goes insane and kills his family?" train.

Simon

12:34

@TerryChia Better be.

AviD

@Adnan oh not at all. what, @Simon's mom?

Scott Pack

@AviD You pinned that yourself you power abusing bastard.

Adnan

@AviD Challenge accepted! I will find despicable things you've said and link them to your face.

Polynomial

wir haben ein Rory!

Lucas Kauffman

@Polynomial Wir haben zwei Rory!

Simon

12:35

My poor mother, she doesn't even know that people on the Internet are talking about her.

Scott Pack

יש לנו רורי!

AviD

@ScottPack yes, I think it should be enforced a little bit more. At least for a while, till the kids are better trained.

@ScottPack hahah lol

Polynomial

@LucasKauffman eins, auf die uhr. (terrible german right therE)

Terry Chia

@AviD @Simon's mom is definitely dirty.

Scott Pack

@AviD I wanted to get in on the foreign language thing.

Adnan

12:36

@ScottPack Hahaha.. I like how "Rory" is written.

Scott Pack

@AviD What's that actually say?

Terry Chia

I'm pretty sure you wouldn't want your teenage daughter entering her as well.

AviD

@ScottPack "we have a @Rory"

Lucas Kauffman

@Polynomial one on the hour/watch?

Scott Pack

@AviD Excellent! Google Translate Wins Again!

Polynomial

12:36

@LucasKauffman "one, at this time"

@TerryChia zing!

Simon

@ScottPack If we were together, I'd be your personal French translator.

Adnan

@AviD Wait, doesn't it say "Rory we have"?

Simon

But nooo, you prefer HER over me.

Lucas Kauffman

@Simon French kissing, canadian style?

Adnan

@Simon No, we only prefer you. <3

Simon

12:37

@LucasKauffman Haha.

AviD

@Adnan no, grammatically sentence structure is often backwards as compared to english.

Simon

@Adnan Oooh <3

@AviD Do you read it backwards too?

Adnan

@AviD Learn a new thing everyday.

Scott Pack

@Simon Isn't French just a bunch of different words for "sex", "kiss", "baguette", "cheese", and "wine"?

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AviD

@Simon heh, right to left, so is that yes?

Simon

12:38

@AviD Yup. Then, it makes sense.

Polynomial

Simon

@ScottPack "le fu-" too.

Adnan

@AviD I was just about to criticise his usage of the word "backward"

AviD

@ScottPack I dont think there is different words for "kiss" and "wine".

Simon

@Adnan Real languages can be read from left to right.

Scott Pack

12:39

Google Translate did the Hebrew translation correctly, w.r.t. right to left. Pasting it in here moved the exclamation point.

Polynomial

@ScottPack Canadian French extends it to include "sodomy" and "maple syrup".

Simon

And "snow" too.

Adnan

@Simon Screw you!

Lucas Kauffman

@Simon and mounties and mooze

Polynomial

@LucasKauffman the word for "moose" is the same as the word for "sex", in Canada.

Terry Chia

12:40

@LucasKauffman Now use those words together in a sentence.

Simon

@LucasKauffman I never saw a mounted police IRL.

2

God damn it.

Terry Chia

@Simon I sure hope not.

Simon

WHY DO I ALWAYS SCREW UP?

Polynomial

moose maple syrup baguette sodomy

look, I can speak french!

Adnan

@Polynomial Canadian French, please.

Simon

12:41

@Polynomial Sacre bleu!

Polynomial

@Simon Doesn't that just translate to "sacred blue"? Probably yet another reference to cheese...

I do know one thing about France.

Simon

I have no idea what would be the proper translation.

Polynomial

they have three ways to cook red meat

Simon

The Lady Gaga way.

is one.

Polynomial

rare, completely uncooked, and recently deceased.

Scott Pack

12:43

This conversation took a turn for the weird.

Polynomial

incidentally, that's also a decent description for Lady Gaga

Terry Chia

@ScottPack Really? Which part?

Polynomial

it also sounds like something she'd use as an album name

Rory Alsop

hallo - ich bin Rory. Und ich heisse Rory.

Simon

@RoryAlsop Ich spreche kein Deutsch.

Polynomial

12:44

@RoryAlsop that first part is a little creepy.

Rory Alsop

ich spreche nur ein bischen

Polynomial

sounds like you're saying "I am Rory" in the third person, as if Rory was someone else

Rory Alsop

yep

Simon

I had to learn that because people would message me in game in German because my name had "poltergeist" in it.

lynks

dammit little bear

Polynomial

12:45

mein Rory tut weh

Scott Pack

The trajectory of this conversation is kind of like a catbus.

Lucas Kauffman

@RoryAlsop Ich bin ein heisse Rory

you can also say that one

Polynomial

@LucasKauffman heiss*

Rory Alsop

oh yeah @Lucas

tot weh, @Poly?

oh - tut

:-)

Simon

tuuu tuuu tuuu

Polynomial

12:46

@RoryAlsop tot weh would be really creepy

QUICK DON'T THINK ABOUT CATS!

Rory Alsop

catbus rocks!

Lucas Kauffman

@Polynomial nope you're wrong

it's heisse

Simon

YAWRONG

Rory Alsop

ahhhh - ASDF! My youngest's favourite video show

Polynomial

I'll take Mr German Sounding Name's advice :]

Lucas Kauffman

12:47

@Polynomial it's a predicat nomen if I'm not mistaking

Simon

You guys are saying weird stuff :(

Polynomial

@RoryAlsop yeah, asdf amuses me. the 8-bit ending is my ringtone :P

Rory Alsop

You ain't seen nothing till you've seen three kids sing (and act) all of the mine turtle song

lynks

I know quite a lot of german sentences, all of them are Rammstein lyrics.

Polynomial

MINE TURTLE!

Scott Pack

12:48

@RoryAlsop Yeah, and much like that conversation it only follows in the most abstract of senses.

Rory Alsop

(how about our Hammstein song, @lynks)

Polynomial

Hello! BOOM

Scott Pack

@RoryAlsop Would that be kosher? /cc @AviD

Rory Alsop

hahahaha

Polynomial

the Hardcore Vegans would avoid it. they won't even drive through towns with "ham" in the name.

Rory Alsop

12:49

then they will miss out!

Polynomial

yup. Peckham is awesome. /s

Rory Alsop

pffft - Hardcore Vegans - @Simon probably dances to that

2

Scott Pack

If Vegans won't make use of animal products doe that mean they won't engage in sex either?

Rory Alsop

do they avoid Scunthorpe? (sorry)

Polynomial

they do sound like some kind of post-post-ironic hipster band

Simon

12:50

@RoryAlsop DANCE ON COCAINE, LSD, HARDCORE VEGANS.

Lucas Kauffman

I hate vegans

Polynomial

@Simon you make it sound like hardcore vegans are a drug.,

Simon

Follow us to the cocaine bar!

Lucas Kauffman

I can tollerate vegetarians, but no vegans

Simon

Tududu dudududu

Polynomial

12:50

brb, snorting a vegan.

Simon

@Polynomial A hardcore vegan.

Terry Chia

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Q: How should I store and maintain secure configuration documents?

We have many scripts that we call "secure baselines" that allow our server/desktop installation people to install operating systems using best security practice. We test that the baselines have been successfully configured by using automatic compliance checking tools. The problem we are facin...

Dafuk?

Lucas Kauffman

@Simon can't imagine that...

lynks

This room has become altogether too silly. You guys make 4chan look coherent.

Simon

@LucasKauffman I hate vegans too. Usually, you have to change your fucking plans when there's one in the group to accommodate him/her.

Which is fucking retarded to me.

Polynomial

12:52

@TerryChia I'm amused that their baseline docs are .doc files, which can't be opened on a brand new machine anyway.

Lucas Kauffman

@TerryChia comon problem, allthough I personally don't see Baselines changing every single month

@Polynomial +1

Polynomial

@Simon That's a common misconception. Vegans don't actually eat. They absorb energy from the universe and convert it into bullshit.

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Terry Chia

@Polynomial I'm somehow reading that as kickstarting installs from .docx files.

Simon

@Polynomial Oh... As @Adnan said, you learn something every day!

Scott Pack

Polynomial

12:53

@LucasKauffman you need to listen to more varying dubstep then. rimshot

Terry Chia

@Polynomial So, Vegans are like lamer versions of Goku?

Polynomial

@TerryChia yeah, I think it's actually meant to be some kind of install guide

Simon

@ScottPack You think you can post that picture once a day for a week?

Adnan

@Polynomial :*

Scott Pack

@Simon Probably.

Polynomial

12:55

to clarify, I don't actually mind vegans. whatever floats your boat. just don't waffle on at me about animal suffering and GM foods and greenpeace.

Simon

@Polynomial Yup.

And don't try to make me eat your food.

Lucas Kauffman

btw do we have any vegans here?

Polynomial

speaking of which, I actually went to a greenpeace meetup (@RoryAlsop can vouch for that being a hilarious notion) and I can 100% verify that they're all insane.

Lucas Kauffman

@Polynomial At least Russia has the balls to take them on

Adnan

@LucasKauffman Ewww. I hope not.

Lucas Kauffman

12:57

@kalina you eat meat?

Adnan

@lynks I know we're usually awful, but, seriously, the level has sunk way lower after the people from The Bridge visited here.

Scott Pack

I don't have anything against vegan food, there are plenty of vegan or vegetarian dishes I enjoy. I also love me some seared animal flesh.

Polynomial

one of them tried to convince me that meat is a global conspiracy to reduce the IQ of the population so that people don't think too much about the "vanguard" (some kind of illerminati group) are up to in terms of conquering the world.

Adnan

@LucasKauffman Duuuude

25 mins ago, by AviD

> Anything that would set this site in the category of "I would not let my teenage daughter enter", is offlimits.

Lucas Kauffman

@ScottPack I don't mind the food, I often mind the people and their mentality

Terry Chia

12:58

@Adnan I still blame you for that by the way. ;)

Polynomial

@LucasKauffman hopefully nothing sold by Findus.

Scott Pack

@LucasKauffman I tend not to get on much with any kind of fanatic.

Adnan

@TerryChia Blame that idiot, @Simon

Simon

:'(

Adnan

Actually, I blame @Xander

Lucas Kauffman

12:58

@ScottPack I once baked a vegan burger for a guy WHILE he was watching and then after I had finished he told me he didn't want it because it was on the same grill (clean grill!) next to a piece of chicken.

Adnan

@Xander was the first to be friendly to @Simon

Simon

:(

Polynomial

@LucasKauffman that's just rude.

Adnan

Giving him ideas about his avatar.

Polynomial

@LucasKauffman I'd have offered him the chicken.

Scott Pack

12:59

@LucasKauffman Douchebus

Simon

:(

Adnan

@Simon Go jump off of a bridge!

Polynomial

@Adnan Bit far :o

Simon

:-(

Polynomial

/me hugs Simon

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