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19:09
@RoryAlsop be careful, you might be next.
I guess he aggressively felt that he had a full life.
19:20
I find this question quite interesting/good
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Q: Is there any Linux distro or kernel patch that wipes a process memory space after the process exits?

SDLAn application runs on an embedded battery-powered PC, accessible to some restricted public, that stores secrets in RAM. To prevent cold boot attacks and that the PC is stolen to extract its secrets, it has temper-proof sensors. If tampering is detected, the application exists (but does not wipe ...

@Simon I did not know Linux did that.
Extremely smart-but-obvious-in-retrospect design
Yeah
it's obvious that a modern OS needs to wipe, either on allocation or on release
only insecure old systems don't
a slightly different issue, on on Win9x when you created a file and set its size without actually writing to something in between, that file got filled with data from older files
I'd like a .net version that wipes memory whenever it collections an instance on the heap
a moving GC makes wiping sensitive memory even harder than it already is
19:49
@RoryMcCune @MrsMcCune you seen this? zdnet.com/…
very disappointed that there is STILL no LTE.
@AviD I'd not seen that one but yeah the bank account is braced for impact as I'm sure the missus will be stocking up :oP
hahah
@RoryMcCune hide all the credit cards
if you guys would like to shed some of your previous acquisitions in 2nd hand markets, I might be interested.
Im also getting a new car btw :D
19:52
@LucasKauffman well fortunately they're likely to come out around her birthday so I can at least make them presents :)
@AviD I'll check with her, but I'm not sure she's planning to get rid of any of the growing family..
@LucasKauffman whatcha getting?
hehe
@RoryMcCune I'm getting an Audi A1
@LucasKauffman nice!
19:53
I didn't have a choice though :P
@LucasKauffman company car?
yea
my lease is up for renewal in october
@LucasKauffman what the tax situation like over there? I had company cars for a while but the tax was horrendous
@RoryMcCune they changed it about a year ago, small emissions like the A1 is like maybe 85 euros a month in taxes, my stepdad his boss had a bmw 750, which costed about 800 euros a month in taxes
it's like catalog price (regardless of age) * something in emission / something
@LucasKauffman youch. here it's a benefit in kind and they knock it off your tax allowances, but yeah emissions counted, so everyone had things like BMW 520d 's
19:57
@RoryMcCune yea same here, they swapped out the 320d for a 316d, :<
but junior consultants don't get a choice anymore
it's an A1
I get to choose because I still fall under an old contract, so I can choose between a DS3, an A1, a Polo or a Mito
@LucasKauffman well could be worse I guess, Audis have nice interiors. I had a TT which was great fun
@RoryMcCune yea the bad part is it comes without options, not even bluetooth or aux port :<
@LucasKauffman ooh that's a bit painful. the slowness of car companies to accomodate mp3 players is a complete shocker!
should be a default on all cars these days
@RoryMcCune yeah, they're all a bunch of crap smelling burger blasters.
20:00
@RoryMcCune they did however change the policy so that when I progress to senior consultant I can immediately get a new car without having to sit out my lease
which means Im getting another new car next yea around this time probably
that's not so bad then I guess
I'm about to have to trade in the Jag :o/
won't work well at the new house
so need something better for rough roads
you have a jag????
XF
is very nice :)
@RoryMcCune you guys making an in-house office?
@AviD yeah we're having a couple of the rooms as offices
we may convert the garage somewhere down the line
20:03
fantastic. Home office FTW.
but for the moment just use existing rooms..
@RoryMcCune I used to joke about that with my manager, he asked me what I wanted for next year when I was up for promo and I said an XF :P
@LucasKauffman I know lots of people with jags. They usually get em for a song and don't realize how much upkeep a British car takes.
sadly, I might have to shift out of that part time, in a few weeks.
Jags are absolutely gorgeous cars. I just wish I had a grease pit and lift in the garage so I could drive it weekly.
20:03
@LucasKauffman the XF is cool excellent for long road trips mileage ain't bad
@ScottPack company car, so don't care, the garage picks them up in the morning brings them back by noon :P
@AviD you going to be office based again?
@LucasKauffman true big advantage of company cars that..
@RoryMcCune dunno, possible. Considering.
@LucasKauffman Sounds rough.
I find it horribly inefficient.
20:04
@AviD ooh who ya thinking of working for? start-up, consulting?
not to mention inconvenient, ungreen, unproductive, and annoying.
@RoryMcCune tired of consulting....
considering options.
Our company cars go to the company garage, someone waves a wrench in their general direction, and we get a call 3 weeks later it's ready for pickup. Sometimes the problem has been partially fixed.
well, I have been for a while now, not yet found one that really buys me.
@AviD know what you mean can get grindy after a while.. I've been testing 4 years now as a consultant..
@RoryMcCune oh really, thats it? I thought you were at it much longer than that....
20:06
@ScottPack the old S-Types were like that I had one cheap 4.2L V8 was very nice but expensive to fix...
@AviD well was a tester in banks before that
I become a proper consultant in 2005. It's been a loooong time.
@RoryMcCune And fix frequently.
and an EY consultant before that
started at EY in 2004
@RoryMcCune ah, EY counts, banks is different.
though I need a very non-corporate place now.
I don't have patience for stupid crap.
@ScottPack the XF has been not too bad <touch wood> one window problem in a year fixed under guarantee and not much else..
@AviD yeah big co stupidity is hard to take after a while
20:07
@RoryMcCune What year is it?
start-ups could be fun I reckon
@ScottPack 2010
@RoryMcCune yeah, considering that too.
havent had luck with that in the past.
@AviD yeah a bad culture fit in a small startup is a nightmare..
btw, if you do have any suggestion, feel free to share...
20:08
Seriously guys, please don't mess with this network shit! :P
@RoryMcCune absolutely, I think culture fit is one of my big requirements right now.
@ManishEarth wait wait, there is "online police"?? shit, I have to go remove all those movies from my dropbox.
and the bomb instructions from facebook.
@AviD I see quite a bit of stuff over here at the mo', but it's mainly consultancy and banks :o/
@RoryMcCune yeah, here too. Those are right out for me.
Also, having been through a whole cycle of interviews with a UK company, I've discovered that UK salaries are substantially lower than IL ones....
I was shocked, but I guess it's the higher cost of living and higher tax rates here.
It's a shame too, it was great - a good security startup, amazing culture, totally remote work, smart guys....
@AviD how much do you get paid in IL?
@AviD we have hackticks in IL :P
@LucasKauffman YEAH ya do!!
bunch of amazing guys (and gals).
20:19
@AviD y u no solicit there?
I just got a handful of proposals for talks from them, for the OWASP IL conf. fascinating stuff.
@LucasKauffman oh I'm plenty in touch with them. But I want to leave the consulting biz...
@AviD but you could be a security rockstar :O
@LucasKauffman Aren't I already...? ;-)
@AviD you are ^^
There are people in EY Belgium who have heard of me!
20:23
@ManishEarth Windows 3.1 and its offspring (up to and including Win98 and Millenium) did not zero out pages before handing them to other process, so a process could get old data that way. But since any process could also read and write into the kernel, it was hardly a security issue.
@ThomasPornin Ah
@AviD ORLY?
@LucasKauffman ya RLY. and he's even got an alpaca!
oh that guy
heheh
20:27
@AviD I did not know that... knew it's lower here than US
@RoryMcCune (with the likely exception of inner london... )
@AviD true for the most part, although even there you see some silly low salaries..
@AviD yeah we've got a couple of security startups here, some of 'em seem to be spun out of pen test companies when the people came up with products in the course of testing..
@RoryMcCune I know, I heard about this one consultant that was getting only like 200K L a year... ;-)
@AviD outrageous :op
@RoryMcCune yes, this is very common. especially here.
20:29
actually tho' even with pen test being busy a lot co's are still seeing downward rate pressure
@AviD Yeah but he might have had good health benefits with that, maybe even a free screwdriver for his self-dentistry.
unfortunately with testing it's hard to explain the diff. between a scanner monkey and a good tester...
@RoryMcCune sure. especially on pentests.
@RoryMcCune we actually had our rates going up in 5 years
not new, though - the running joke here is that the big companies have to compete against "two kids and their dog".
20:30
@LucasKauffman from what I'm seeing rates haven't substantially gone up in the last 4 years
@RoryMcCune yea tons of people run a nessus scan and just hand over that report
I think at the high end there may be some improvement ..
@LucasKauffman yeah scanner wording is a dead giveaway :)
I usually avoid most pentesting projects, that is one of the reasons.
@RoryMcCune I do like scanning though, gives some time for research as well the first few days
had to scan a /19
takes some time :P
@LucasKauffman yeah I won't knock scanners, use 'em loads myself, but I wouldn't put their output raw in a report :)
@AviD once I get to the new place I'm guessing I'll be mostly remote tests unless I see some other stuff that's easy to do completely remotely.
20:32
@RoryMcCune definitely not, plus it just identifies webapps, doesnt check their vulnerabilities
@RoryMcCune code reviews!
@LucasKauffman I remember the time someone gave me a /16 to do in 3 days
I laughed heartily and explained why that wasn't going to happen
@RoryMcCune "So scans will be limited to the following ports: 80,443 "
@AviD I've done some of those but not a huge number. My fav. is code assisted application tests
@RoryMcCune same
20:34
but still don't see too much of that, people still want black box <sigh>
I do like retests where they fix the code and then override that behavior later :P
@LucasKauffman heh
@RoryMcCune it is possible, depending on the client, to do other forms of upstream reviews. For example, design reviews and threat modeling. Though this is dependant on being able to have a remote discussion with them.
Nowadays, technologically it is not a problem. Culturally, there is often some ways to go.
@AviD that's some of the problem, some people are still tied to the idea of fact-to-face meetings...
though many companies that are at the point of DR/TM are also mature enough to include flexible solutions like that.
20:36
@RoryMcCune I had it once in an app, where we found a vulnerability, they fixed the superclass fixing all other classes. But some developers decided to override the superclass re-introducing the same behavior somewhere else :P
@RoryMcCune yeah, exactly.
@AviD those can be fun, probably more so than doing it as an employee
@RoryMcCune yeah, very much. some of my most enjoyable projects.
@LucasKauffman try a rails app. review when you realise that developers love monkey patching to override core framework classes, to add their own validation
though sometimes you find out once youve started, just what a dog this system is. And then you're stuck digging around in its internals for the next few weeks...
20:38
yea best one I had so far performed validation *after* running the query :P
aft
@AviD yeah I guess the hard part compared to testing is that you're delivering an opinion so if the system sucks, people might not like the message. At least with testing it tends to be factually, so less room for debate :)
@LucasKauffman nice
@RoryMcCune I respectfully disagree. :-)
My opinions are facts.
@AviD heh well that's one way to approach the problem!
at that level, it is often about identifying poor tradeoffs. the tradeoff is factual, the risk is factual. Whether it is good or not, might be opinion, but usually I back it up.
I don't really go to FAIR, so yeah it is subjective, but its usually pretty clear.
On the other hand, sometimes there are guesses. Either because nobody knew the answer (and these are mostly hands-off reviews), or there is no answer because the system isnt built yet.
my guesses are usually reasonable, occasionally they are mistakes. Doesnt happen often.
I thought I made a mistake once, but I was wrong.
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@AviD ahh well as soon as you step into risk there's probability and then it's finger in the air time. That was where I used to see most push back "that'll never really happen" although with the amount of attacks these days hopefully that mentality is on the way out...
20:46
@RoryMcCune sure, but threat modeling is finding those risks that are not mitigated. Whether you agree with the priority or not, is a different question.
when needed, I like dropping down to DREAD instead of just damage X probability. that helps emotionally convince that mentality away.
@AviD sure, I've found that demonstrating that there is a risk is usually relatively easy, getting the business to prioritise it absent regulations/policy requirements is more tricky. that said if someone's paying for external risk assessments, they should understand the necessities a bit..
I would like to get more into FAIR sometime, but personally I havent had much call for it yet. Sadly.
@AviD "every day this risk exists, I kill a little cat"
@RoryMcCune yeah, that doesnt happen often in corporate-y type places... unless there happens to be a singular individual inside who pushes that.
Just had that on a DR I did for big bank...
@LucasKauffman you bastards!
@LucasKauffman you hamster chewing butter raider!
@AviD you found an insult generator didn't you?
20:50
@RoryMcCune heehee, still the one from yesterday. it's fun!
21:43
hehe, just caught this - Lady Stark is guestting on Suits. She was just yelling at Harvey about a blood feud...
21:57
> I am showing him respect. I'm being dismissive to his face.
 
1 hour later…
23:00
@RoryM - this is the video from Op Redemption:
@AviD the shakespeare one, remember
oh - evening all
@ManishEarth that is quite brilliant - done mess with that
@LucasKauffman or just be in security and a rockstar - it's less cheesy
@AviD you see! 17 years did it for me...
@AviD ahh
@RoryMcCune remember I can do holes in walls and stuff
I really only need beer. Tablets are an added and unexpected bonus
@RoryAlsop this?
@AviD we don't believe in guns in this country
@AviD you are a bad man :-)
heh.
that isn't even vaguely what I meant
@RoryAlsop and yet, it seemed so trivially related.
23:11
And if I had been slightly awake I would have spotted that before pressing enter
lol, see? I'ts NOT just me.
hang on - it's even later in Israel - what are you doing up
I'm always up.
Decided not to sleep this week. Apparently.
swamped with some projects that need to get out, and of course nearly-single-handedly putting together the OWASP conf...
Hey @RoryAlsop, wanna be a keynote speaker?
fair enough - despite Claire being away on holiday for a week I didn't sleep well at all. Now she's back I'm knackered, but needing to do a fair amount of work - am helping run a big event for our new team
@AviD yes - (with the usual caveats around drinks and stuff)
erm...when
and where and what and do they understand Scottish
no budget for airfare, or really anything. Drinks will be on me, though - I can swing that :-)
October 1.
23:14
@AviD ...checking calendars
where = IL, what = whatever you want, do they understand Scottish = does anybody??
October 1? That's a Tuesday!!!!
Dammit man...that's just ...Tuesday
@RoryAlsop OMG, you're right! well, YOLO, I guess.
Sorry - Fridays, or even Thursdays are simpler
Nooooo - not YOLO. YOLF!
@RoryAlsop I figured. actually surprised you gave it serious thought... ;-)
23:16
or is it TCBOO!
@RoryAlsop WWTLF!!
@AviD hey - always worth thinking about. I really enjoyed my visit out there last time, and next time I'll take SWMBO
@AviD can't decipher that one
@RoryAlsop Who wants to live forever.... ;-)
@AviD ohhh - you beat me at my own game
@RoryAlsop awesome
@RoryAlsop met in the middle
23:19
plus, as I'm not getting any younger, and far too many folks are way smarter than me, I can't rely on being the geekiest in the room any more. Well, I normally can, but not in the DMZ so I need to think about other ways to get to conferences. As a speaker I have good crossover between corporate/consulting/techie/management
I know my place
which is perfect for a keynote.
@AviD what, I know my place?
:-)
@RoryAlsop heh, no, the crossover
@AviD i know - but it gave me an excuse to post that classic sketch
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