today for me:
Me: "hay guys, is the all-hands meeting still at 10am?"
Boss: "No, it was canceled because the new code rolled out last night dropped all of our customers off line, conference call info in you e-mail, also wireless just dropped and we need someone from each of your teams to be in on it... OH and YEA, we also need you to finish that vulnerability report with recommendations and comments from a security engineering perspective."
Me: "did you breath at all during that?"