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15:00
After that add a layer of metal polish and protector.
That is perhaps the strangest cure for herpes I've ever heard.
@Lucas Make sure you use a type of oil they call CLP
I've always used the M-Pro-7. It's a little bit expensive, but one bottle is enough for years.
@Polynomial What have you used in your case?
@Adnan Sand blasters.
15:05
@Polynomial Sounds like a device used in Afghanistan for mouse-holing
@Polynomial well guess I'll have to call your mom now and break the news :(
@LucasKauffman ;]
Why do you hold a pocal? Adnan
@ur avatar
@Polymorphin "pocal"? you mean a trophy?
15:07
@Adnan I used WD40 to clean it off, will get some gun oil to lube it
@Polymorphin I won a shooting competition
What kind of shooting?
Photo shooting :D?
@Polymorphin Stackexchange newbies.
@LucasKauffman WD40 is fantastic as a protective layer. Didn't know it's good for cleaning. How did it perform?
no thats a lie
15:09
@Adnan came clean of, used a microfibre cloth
@Polymorphin Target air rifle and .22 LR shooting
@LucasKauffman Sounds great. I think I'll order one for day-to-day use. Much cheaper than the M-Pro
Did you heard about the oculus rift?
Those are all pretty good points. I guess I just figured that with all the free stuff that .NET comes with, it would be more cost effective to write malware in .NET than C/C++. I suppose I should try to find some examples of infamous malware written in .NET. — Boeckm 4 mins ago
this made me laugh :)
@Polymorphin Saw some videos. Looks interesting
15:12
@Adnan i preordered last night a developer kit
20 mins ago, by Polynomial
we generally avoid that kind of short-typing in here
@TildalWave standard abbreviations are fine ;)
@Adnan you shouldn't use it on the inside though, need to take care as well that it doesn't touch your wood as it can damage the protective coating
but substituting things like "for" -> "4" and "your" -> "ur" is frowned upon.
@LucasKauffman I've already lost the protective coating on my wood when I was young
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15:13
@LucasKauffman "touch your wood" hehehe
@Adnan what do you use to clean your barrel?
on the inside
@Polynomial yoyoyo osophoto yoyoyosolo owo loco po-po opogo-drogo
oh good this calls for
erh how do you do a tag again?
@LucasKauffman [tag : something]
@ton.yeung uuuuurgh :|
15:17
@LucasKauffman I wet a cotton pellet a little bit with gun oil then push it with a rod. Then dry it a couple of times with another cotton pellet
@TerryChia I have no idea what you just said.
@Adnan Pushing wet things with your rod? Guns are so phallic.
@LucasKauffman Of course that's only for my springer. I don't lubricate the inside of my PCP barrel
arrrrgh too much double-entendre
15:18
@Adnan why not?
@Polynomial So we only accept short-typing of certain renown? Can we apply this also to excessive use of acronyms, please? There's only a certain amount of Americans that any good chat room can stand at any given time! ;)
@TildalWave stop being a pedant ;)
@LucasKauffman I'm pretty sure there must be some scientific explanation, but I'm not aware of it. I just found with experience that PCPs shoot better dry.
@Lucas I do clean it with a dry cotton pellet, though.
@Polynomial I'm afraid that's impossible... I'll cease to be then, my existence depends on it. :P
@TildalWave So it's like dividing by zero?
15:21
@Adnan need to get some of those cotton pellets then
@TerryChia Or crossing the streams.
@TerryChia I'm not an early sample of Pentiums, damnit!
I predate those by decades! :P
@TildalWave F00F
mwahahaha
@LucasKauffman Highly recommended.
@Lucas Also, please fight the temptation to shoot them.
@ton.yeung Nope.
15:29
@Lucas They're so light that exit the muzzle with a really high velocity that they cause a sonic boom. They're pretty loud.
@ton.yeung By far, no.
I am back my friends
@Lucas Damn! Now I guess you want to shoot them even more.
Hmmm.. Actually, now that I think about it, they cannot cause a sonic boom. Then what's the reason for the very loud sound?
I don't know
@Adnan are you serious?
ehm because oil went into the chamber causing a dieseled effect :P?
@LucasKauffman I'm very likely wrong about the sonic boom. But they are very loud, and they exit the muzzle with a very high velocity.
@LucasKauffman Holy shit! The first time that happened I really freaked out (about 6 years ago)
15:32
@ton.yeung airguns
@ton.yeung @ScottPack & @JeffFerland also. Probably many more I'm just not thinking of at this moment.
@ton.yeung because we do not live in the US and getting a real gun is extremely difficult here
@ton.yeung You shoot stuff, and if you can get away with it, even hunt some small game
@ton.yeung garden
@ton.yeung We have two ranges in my city. As for the kick, it depends on the gun, but most of them have a very light kick.
15:38
@ton.yeung I think you'd call these BB guns most commonly?
@Lucas Your herpes message received a flag.
@TildalWave I think BB guns are different
@Adnan @Polynomial 't was just a joke :(
WHO DARES FLAG POLYNOMIAL?
ah wait
I thought I got the flag
@Adnan yes technically, but I've seen it many times that Americans would call air guns BB guns regardless what they shoot out
15:40
@LucasKauffman No no, Poly's.
but I miswrote it
why didn't I see the flag :O
or was it flagged for moderator
@LucasKauffman I saw it
@ton.yeung Real airguns don't have orange tips.
@Adnan but yes you're right, air guns are an Olympic games discipline, while BB guns aren't ;)
@Lucas I have something for you :D
Wait, I'm uploading it
15:44
@Adnan wait what? That's for real?
@ton.yeung LOL, that is true, however, the answer to that is not to point weapons at police officers, pneumatic or otherwise.
@TildalWave Actually, I get quite defensive when it comes to airguns. I think calling them BB guns lead to a more relaxed behavior when handling them, which very likely lead to accidents, which, in turn, makes it more likely that they'll receive stricter regulations.
And the reason that they don't have orange tips is that they are real weapons, and should be treated as such.
@TildalWave Yup
@Adnan you can see those b'cos of your 10k?
because I can still see it as normal
15:45
@TildalWave I think so
@TildalWave But that's for network-wide 10K
@TildalWave Ive got that as well and cant see it either
@Adnan yeah well that doesn't bring me much closer :)
@ManishEarth was that approved?
@Lucas That's my new new silencer/suppressor. Made by me and 2 other guys
15:46
Shouldn't have been
@Adnan nice :D
@Adnan silencers arent allowed here :(
unless fixed
@LucasKauffman We modeled it on the Huggett moderator with improvements. The difference is striking.
49 mins ago, by Polynomial
@LucasKauffman That's herpes.
15:47
@LucasKauffman Awwww
Message still alive
@Polynomial still alive
Not validated
@ManishEarth I chose invalid
@ManishEarth maybe I cant see the flag because it was addressed to me?
Yep
@Adnan I invalidated it, mod vote ftw
I got flagged? ha!
15:48
@ManishEarth Doesn't matter. I'll take credit anyway!
@LucasKauffman No, Poly got flagged
@Polynomial Yes, you traumatized me mentally :'(
I shall herp the herps.
@LucasKauffman :P
@Tildal check the silencer vid you too
@LucasKauffman Just doin' mah job, ma'am.
15:51
@Adnan pretty cool but now you can hear that recoil quite loud, is that because of the stand?
@TildalWave It's the sound of the "striker" head hitting the pin of the valve. There's little can be done to suppress that
@Adnan dunno I'm listening to it again... I think I hear two things there and one of them could be due to your mount sitting on a hard surface (wooden table?)
@TildalWave Actually, that could be it. When positioning on grass I don't hear it.
Actually, listening to it on headphones, I can even make out a faint echo off that glass of water or whatever it is... I think (if I mentally remove other noises) it could be quite a bit more silent
@TildalWave Yeah.. umm.. water.
There's no reason for me to operate an airgun while drinking anything other than water. That would be very irresponsible of me
16:03
@Adnan indeed
@Adnan I've been shot by one in the leg when I was a child... it was an accident, but I do still have a mark on my thighs from it, have you ever got shot by one?
Hey im back
@TildalWave No, and I hope I don't. Nasty stuff
I did have my jeans on then luckily, which absorbed a bit of it
@Polymorphin We missed you
16:05
oh thanks hihi
im now at home
i finished my work for today
@Polymorphin What are you wearing?
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lol
boxershorts and tshirt. its hot
I skipped the TS
teashirt
>.<
You what
Fuck English
16:06
:D
Why do you ask me what im wearing lulz?
Adnan wants to make sure it's you he's watching through the window.
@Polymorphin I find SE newbies very sexy
:D
i dont think that you can trick me with SE
i got more experience in the underground than you might think
See I never thought the internet predator shit was all too common.
@Polymorphin Being in your basement, while yes underground, doesn't count.
old but good
16:10
@Polymorphin I have very good penetration testing experience on backdoors as well.
What about reverse engineering?
Malware research
Botnet's
Bitch you ask questions like "How secure is the Windows 8 included Anti Virus known as Windows Defender?"
@Polymorphin Sure, reverse is fine with me
i got 0 experience with windows 8 at the moment
so i asked
@Lucas You don't wanna join in on this one?
16:11
cuz working on a uac bypass
@Adnan who what when?
So who's on Mac or Linux here now?
@LucasKauffman You missed it
Windows :<
But if it makes you happy i got a own server where debian runs
@Polymorphin So you're using 64-bit.
Yes
cuz the ram
16 GB
16:18
@Polymorphin and you live in Baden-Wurttemberg?
Haha
so that was the removed thing :D
Yup :D
lets continue this game :D
Let's continue.
Think faster :p
Im getting bored.
16:23
@Polymorphin I though you are gonna make a move
Do you study?
@Polymorphin From time to time
Do you play computergames? Espically online?
@Polymorphin No, not really.
@Polymorphin Is it Owingen?
What's owingen?
16:27
@Polymorphin Some food's name
never heard.
Do u know nutella?
@Polymorphin Yes
:D
Yum Yum
you are originally from arabia? maybe kosovo, turkey or bosnia. Or some outside from your family?
@Polymorphin Well, that narrows it done quite well.
@Polymorphin But no, no, no, no, and no.
:<
my english sucks a bit
for conversations like this
16:32
@Polymorphin But wait wait, what does "some outside from your family" mean?
antecedents
Are you Jon Snowing me?
sorry, i dont know a "Jon snowing"
Some dude linked the xkcd about drop table in a XSS question. 1- Breaking news: everybody has seen it. 2- The question is about JS.
@Simon Breaking news: It's possible to perform SQL Injection by means of XSS
16:38
@Adnan Breaking news: the guy said he's specifically scanning for JS.
@Simon Add "with JS" to my last message
@Polymorphin What are you doing?
@Adnan I'm gonna find you and hug you.
idk. random image
@Simon How tall are you?
16:40
@Adnan 5'8"
@Polymorphin No, I'm pretty sure a truly "random image" is much more likely to have been porn.
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@Simon If you were a girl and 6" then I'd hug you
@Iszi Daaamn! What's the witty stuff lately?
no one can huge me.
im too huge
@Adnan Are you a giant?
@Polymorphin According to Google, Spreadshirts is confused as to whether that image belongs on long-sleeved shirts described as "Christian", "Eye", "666", or "Jesus Christ praying". tinyurl.com/nhpd7p2
16:44
hrhr. What a surprise
In other news, links to Google Images searches which are based on a source image are ridonkulously long.
How does one fuck those up?
It's actually 777
with an eye
and a circle.
@Simon The opposite.
And you dig tall girls?
@Adnan So, you're looking for a girl whose tits are face-level to you?
16:47
Okay
Wait.
Chmod 777
:D
What's going on?
including the all seeing eye
No what's with Adnan?
And tits?
@Adnan disassembled my cp99, took me 20 minutes to find how I put the slide back on
16:48
@Griffin Same with any guy and female breasts.
@Adnan No how did you get on the conversation.
@Iszi This week, yes.
@Griffin No idea.
@Adnan Why only this week?
Trash Talk ;o
Tofu!!!!
16:50
@ton.yeung No, I'm pretty sure that flavor is good any time.
I am so confused.
And why is that a flavor?
@ton.yeung Any chick with eye-level tits. Leggy would just be a bonus.
@Iszi I don't know, I haven't tried it before. So it'd be fun to try
@Polymorphin What trash talk? Who's trash-talking whom?
@LucasKauffman Why did you disassemble it? Something wrong?
@ton.yeung Since when are more boobs a bad thing?
@ton.yeung Probably not Finnish girls. Generally, they're not that tall.
16:54
@Adnan French?
@ton.yeung I'm not sure how many books have that listed as good.
I don't know about you guys, but it all that doesn't matter. I think women are beautiful no matter how they look.
200 cm
You pplz are short.
@Adnan Yea stop lying to yourself and everyone else.
@ton.yeung and I'm 20 cm
Oh, I measured my beer cup.
@Adnan yea I thought a pelet went in the mechanism

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