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00:09
@TildalWave Yeah, I see ScrubX struck again.
@Iszi ScrubX?
@DavidFreitag Derogatory nickname for SpaceX, since they seem to have an unusually high rate of scrubs - particularly, scrubs related to technical issues rather than weather.
(Which tonight's was.)
@Iszi I would rather a particularly high rate of technical scrubs than a high rate of rockets lost
@DavidFreitag True, but I'd more prefer the company get their fecal matter in proper alignment so that rockets are launching closer to their intended schedule.
there aren't many quality engineers in the U.S. anymore
70% of engineers need to be imported
it might be more now
00:26
It's less about the quality of the engineers and more about the intensive testing
00:36
Is this actually on-topic? Seems like a gray area at least.
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Q: Attackers on sc.imp.live.com

Fernando Henrique"Deceptive site ahead Attackers on sc.imp.live.com may trick you into doing something dangerous like installing software or revealing your personal information (for example, passwords, phone numbers, or credit cards). Google Safe Browsing recently detected phishing on sc.imp.live.com. Phi...

Seems on-topic
01:02
@DavidFreitag true. hydro is also dependent on location.
@Ohnana That's what they make these long flexible strips of copper for.
@DavidFreitag haha
@MarkBuffalo It has been computed that even the Chernobyl plant had, alone, a positive balance with regards to saved and improved human lives. People often underestimate how much of our well-being comes from a plethora of available energy.
This book. Real good.
464 pages?!?
I think I'd need 3 lives to read all of it.
@ThomasPornin Agreed
02:09
I think I have a newfound addiction to yogurt
people who produce low/no-fat yogurt are disgusting reprobates
@MarkBuffalo we make our own
02:26
@JourneymanGeek is it low-fat, or no-fat?
if it is, I am going to curse coffee to the earth and taint every single cup of coffee I'll ever drink, ever again, with CHICORY!!!!!
huffs and puffs
@MarkBuffalo do I look like a chicory swilling reprobate?
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@JourneymanGeek obviously not
Full fat, though for some reason we use milk powder
chicory-swilling reprobate, lmfao
I'm going to use that
Get one with as little added stuff as possible
02:28
mainly looking for things to give my kids
We used to get a brand without lecitin in it
I was all excited about 12g of protein in the yogurt. then I saw 0g of fat.
and heh, I tend to add (indian) pickles to my yogurt ;p
the problem isn't the 0g of fat, its the stuff they add in to fake fat
and wanted to rage-smash the yogurt box back through the glass door
so I went looking for all the other yogurt options
the low-fat craze has infected this country. it's producing inferior babies and children, who are growing up to be inferior themselves
I didn't get to 203cm by eating low-fat
I'm a fan of "The real thing" but less of it if needed.
02:30
yep
exactly
or as I like to say
Now I'm making a 10pm trip to the grocery store that sells full-fat yogurt, and I'm going to clean the place out
"If I'm gonna sin, might as well do it right"
I do occationally do olive oil rather than butter on bread, but that's cause I like olive oil
and I consider 'low fat spreads' a mild abomination
There's nothing sinful about full-fat yogurt, son. It's when the Low-Fat Gospel of Adolf Hitler comes into play that we have trouble
@JourneymanGeek Low-fat spreads are one of the seven deadly sins
@JourneymanGeek The more I learn about you, the more I like you
@MarkBuffalo I am not someone who believes in compromising my principles.
02:44
I am going to sleep gooooood tonight
I forgot how sweaty a process it is to pack
 
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04:02
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Q: wifi spying through local wifi

Drj101I am a victim of wifi spying through local wifi. These hackers have devices that allow you to hear the victims thinking and interject vocals.I reported them to C3i.com and am going to report them to all the other security agencies.Can you tell me another way to block this type of hacking besides ...

> These hackers have devices that allow you to hear the victims thinking and interject vocals
I'm voting to close this question as off-topic because the OP may be suffering from a mental health issue. — Mark Buffalo 54 secs ago
do you want me to remove that?
lol
neah don't remove it, I was just about to say that it's not actually required not to have mental issues to ask questions here
I voted to close as unclear
I clarified the comment
I'm voting to close this question as off-topic because the OP may be suffering from a mental health issue, and not an information security issue. — Mark Buffalo 3 mins ago
well...
you see...
04:10
I was going to troll using that GTA subdermal neurophone thing, but decided against it
@TildalWave True. pretty sure everyone in IT security has many issues to begin with
if his mental health issues make him believe his thoughts might be leaking information, then it's our job as information security professionals to suggest he keeps his mouth shut while thinking, to prevent the thinking out loud attack vector ;)
I think I remember a very similar question popping up before
04:45
beep bep
an easy countermeasure to people reading your thoughts is to start blindly digging through fanfiction.net
they will be incapacitated or dead within minutes
05:05
god I'm tired
I have to drive to the airport at 5 AM tomorrow, but I dun wanna sleep
there's something eerie about an empty apartment
yeah, it's weird
I live in a 4-man dorm with two twin bedrooms
but my roommate withdrew recently; it's strange now
I'm passing the time by inserting BonziBuddy ASCII art into all of my servers' issue files
05:23
anyone want to help me get a reversal badge? xD
http://security.stackexchange.com/questions/115809/wifi-spying-through-local-wifi
no reversal if no upvote on answer =3
I'm too busy installing bonzibuddy
orly
sounds like bs
05:49
come on schroeder, you know you want to see a reversal ;P
06:28
looks like a 12 hour shift tomorrow... or something. to make up lost time
07:13
There's a blast from the past, bonzibuddy.
07:26
it's byotiful
script kiddies trying to bruteforce my SSH server will now be assaulted with the bonzi
Nice.
08:09
'morning
morning
Timon and Garfunkel :)
Hello @Timon :)
And Pumba? :o
he's irrelevant for the joke
08:38
salut
08:48
bonjour
Morning all!
@Simon and pumba?
so Invisible Inc is totally not really my thing but still quite fun
Which of course, is a singing crimefighting duo
Guten tag
08:51
o/
@M'vy I thought it was Tomon?
there's no such name in the xkcd. Who's Tomon ?
Simon:Timon Somon:Tomon
:-)
There's a joke I don't get here
How do you go from Simon to Somon?
Or I'm missing part of the DMZ culture somewhere
@DavidFreitag Huh? That mostly means no-one can come bother you. I don't see the eerie part.
@M'vy @Simon has sometimes issues with names and changes vowels to "o" for some reason.
09:03
hmm. Right. Ok. I was not on that point indeed.
Lol. Pre-coffee, huh?
nope I has coffee nom
I decided to get coffee earlier so that I didn't sit and then stand up again to get coffee
Coffee is being delivered at that time, waiting for delayed effect to start
although I'm not actually sitting, more like rolling around on a balance ball contemplating my existence
It was very late night last night - meeting colleagues and ex-colleagues in London after day one of the conference. Luckily coffee will wake me before my speaking slot...
09:07
I had an early night lastnight
went for a run this morning, like the 5th time this year
nearly died
and it's so cold
an almighty 7 degrees
Pleasant in London this morning. Was 1 degree C
So I had a nice walk past Shepherds Bush
that's not a temperature
Normally London is too hot and muggy
This is perfect
definitely got different definitions of perfect
Perfect for having to wear a suit
Not perfect for shorts and t-shirt, sunbathing, gin and tonic sipping weather
09:21
oh yes well I don't wear suits
or workwear, because no skirts pls
@kalina You kinda sound like the type that wears PJ's or oneesies of animals and such all-day
onesies
@Lighty well let's be fair, I am kinda wearing pyjamas right now
and I'm not going anywhere today
so I may or may not change that
but if I were to change that, it would be to something comfortable like cargo pants and some tshirt
Lucky
I'd give anything to wear something more comfortable than these jeans and hideous shirt mom bought me
because 8 pockets means I don't need a bag if I leave the house
which is a major victory in itself
forgot to do laundry, so all I had was this piece of sh*t! :D
@kalina Stuff them all with food
09:24
ew no
but then you can do Kitchen > PC in one trip
I don't eat enough that I'd need to make more than one trip anyway...
All night room service at the Hilton was a good thing at 2am. Cheese toasties and nachos ftw
No kitchen required... Man delivered food
I enjoy seeing men living lives of servitude
I'm not surprised
09:31
no, I suppose that is a little unsurprising
Coherent with your advertised behaviour :)
what, on a basic level there is nothing more appealing that being able to call upon a man to do your bidding and then fall back to sleep
wake up > EUGH I NEED COFFEE MINION > drink coffee
eheh
@RoryAlsop does your oneplustwo intermittently freeze?
it's driving me crazy
I can't stand electronics that don't obey my input
was "electronics" a necessary word in this sentence?
09:37
No. It very occasionally annoys me when I have been in a 2g or 3G area and I go into 4g but it doesn't change up quickly, but that's it
Apparently that's more of a provider/sim issue though, not the handheld
@M'vy I don't expect organic beings to obey me
I do expect electronics to obey me
@RoryAlsop mine keeps actually locking up for ~5 secs
interesting
Is it the device, or the launcher you are using?
completely stock everything, I don't bother with much customization
like once it has been on for several days it's just annoying
I will press the home button and get the haptic feedback and it will just sit there doing nothing
09:40
Hmmmm - dunno. You can try the whole 'wipe cache' thing which can clear off androidy issues
or I'll try and launch something and get no feedback and it won't do anything
@Lighty this is either old or late
oh, 18th
why are you browsing tweets from last week?
might as well read last decade's birthday cards while you're at it
Im not browsing tweets, someone just den it to me xd
I really fancy bacon
like, bad enough I might actually go out and get some
Call for "bacon delivery man"
there is no such thing
09:51
Must be
not in my tiny little village
Nearest waitrose?
Does uber not have a food delivery hook in?
what is waitrose?
Lol
I forgot it doesn't exist in Des Moines
-.-
right, I understand now
10:01
You were joking about not knowing waitrose,right
@kalina how do you not know what waitrose is
I do not live in the UK, why would I know about some random supermarket
but you used to live there
and you just proved you DO know what it is
either that, or you have access to google
but I think knowing is more likely
@kalina it's not random. It's the definitive middle class supermarket for middle England ...
"Hydrogen Peroxide used in an IS bomb in march 2014 has been traced back to a manufacturer in The Netherlands in Roermond".
10:12
@RoryAlsop I certainly wasn't what you would call "middle class" when I left the UK
more like poverty class, heh
Adi
Adi
@Lighty Yeah, and 2004-2005 witnessed the highest numbers of Nokia phone usage in IEDs in Iraq
-> Nokia is funding terrorism
I detest those who spread shit like that
Nono
no problem telling what happened
but strategically "forgetting" to mention we supplied that as cleaning solvent to Turkey, and then turkey magically loosing 200 fuckin' drums kinda makes me wanna wear a tinfoil hat
I'm also sure some weapons can be traced back to Belgium.
not to be all "GOV CONSPERICY" here, but it does kind, you know, smell
Adi
Adi
@Lighty "turkey magically loosing 200 fuckin' drums "
Source?
10:24
@Lighty mumbles something about urface and smells
I only have dutch newspapers
Adi
Adi
@Lighty Show me
could try translate page, but eh, gimme a sec
Adi
Adi
@Lighty No need
I can read
@Lighty I'm also interested in that link.
Adi
Adi
10:26
The claim here is that the 200 drums were sold to the Turkish government who then lost them.
Just so we're on the same page
http://www.telegraaf.nl/binnenland/25273128/___Limburgse__IS-bom__.html

http://www.powned.tv/nieuws/buitenland/2016/02/isbom_gedeeltelijk_van_limburg.html
drums ? like for military band ?
A "trusted american" in turkey
some sources differ though
I see a lot of conflicting info on serveral sites that report this issue
but the "200 drums to an trusted american in turkey", or "200 drums to turkey" is said a lot of times
@Arperum well aren't they running around with F2000s
along with "drums to turkey" xd
@Adi Wait, you read dutch?
Adi
Adi
10:28
@Lighty Nothing about Turkey (the government) losing it.
@M'vy barrels
@Lighty First thing has nothing to do with turkey, it just happens to be going through turkey by coincidence.
@Adi Trying to find the article about the gov here, gimme a moment
@Lighty first link doesn't like my adblocker
@kalina Same
10:28
@kalina oh.
There is also a definite lack of source in the article.
Adi
Adi
@Arperum Not very coincidental, though. Turkey is probably the only option for smugglers into ISIS-controlled areas
goddamnit, can't find it
@Adi Possible.
I'm almost sure it's an edited article now, saw an article of NOS.nl change too on this, removing the part of the september bombing
10:29
@kalina Second link basically has the same article. and uses the first one as source.
Also: the popover thrown by the site can be removed by clicking on the link in the bottom of said popover.
@Arperum if enough people spread the same rumor, linking to each other, than it becomes true
@Arperum Didn't notice that one, funny xd
@kalina The first article has no source at all.
@Arperum well obviously, it's less intrusive than the nonsense that forbes push at you
but it's still a huge ZOMG AD BLOCKER!!!11111
may I complain? I hate trying to browse a website on the phone and being asked to install a shitty app
fuck everything about that
10:31
@MarkBuffalo Valid complaint.
@MarkBuffalo yep, that makes me go "oh well, not reading it then."
@MarkBuffalo you browsed to twitter.com, would you like to install the twitter app?
NOPE
"HAY PLZ INSTALL R APP 2 CONTINUE LOLS!!!"
it's even worse when I'm trying to get fast food and check their online menu
"install our app so you can get fast food faster"
please die. in a fire. and have chicory-laden coffee poured on your coffin
which is ironic
since it usually takes as long to install the app as it would to order
ALONG WITH FAT-FREE YOGURT
10:33
what's your issue with fat free yogurt?
it's evil
almost as evil as no-fat yogurt
and my kids need fat in their snacks. baby especially
fat is very good for developing kids. low-fat/no-fat diets create a society of inferior imbeciles who can't calculate 2+2 in their head
[ citation needed ]
Adi
Adi
Low-fat (or even fat-free) yogurt is fantastic!
It tastes nice without the heavy creamy feeling in my mouth
Yeah, it tastes good generally... BUT
Developing brains need fat
Adi
Adi
10:37
@MarkBuffalo 100% correct
Do you know which fats exactly?
Can you name one?
Does it exist in yogurt? What fats do exist in yogurt?
Or do you think all fat is the same?
/me still waiting for linq
.oO( the missing link )

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