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12:38 AM
@TinyGiant wtf?
 
What?
 
meh, i guess It's sort of on-topic.
 
How would you suggest I improve it?
 
1:08 AM
It's interesting how directly after a statement about how this site doesn't want to be seen as elitist, exclusionary and condescending, an interaction like this occurs. At this point I'm hoping that this interaction is not indicative of my further interactions on this site. I'm asking whether or not my question is on-topic and how to improve it, I can't possibly see how this could warrant either of those two responses.
Nevermind, I'll find my answer elsewhere.
 
@TinyGiant We don't normally perform code review. but the big thing I'm seeing is it looks like you have a pure SQLi problem.
@TinyGiant So, no, it isn't really on topic.
 
 
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3:03 AM
who the heck approved this edit??
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Q: Hack into a computer through MAC and IP address

user45016Is my computer vulnerable to someone who knows my modem's MAC address and my public IP address? What kind of vulnerabilities would this imply? Could they actually get access to my computer just with this information?

it ruins the whole joke (not that I approve of joke answers ...)
 
 
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4:11 AM
@ScottPack and @Simon did
I fully support reversing the edit. It's hella funnier the other way.
And I blame @Simon for ruining everything.
 
@tylerl ... again shakes head @simon ....
 
4:28 AM
I assume by "joke" you mean "incomprehensible drivel"?
 
 
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6:42 AM
@TinyGiant on topic, yes - but as a question it does have other problems. It is pretty wide open and nonspecific. It would likely be closed as too broad, unless you can focus it a bit better.
@TinyGiant dont take those responses harshly. dont forget its the weekend, and late at night at that... I think his first comment was about the functionality implied by the question (which IS kinda wtf-y ;-) ), and the 2nd was appropriately ambivalent. Nothing about being elitist or the rest.
@schroeder @TinyGiant this too - code review of a small segment of code is really not a good fit here, unless it is very narrowly scoped.
@ScottPack I assume by "joke" he means @Simon.
 
@AviD Hey hey hey, @Simon might be a future mod after all. We should try to be nicer to him.
 
ohh yeeaaah.... I forgot I'm not supposed to say anything about simon for a while...
 
@AviD But that doesn't mean we can't talk about @Simon's mom, though.
 
YOU can, I cannot. :-(
 
...why?
 
7:01 AM
well, should not.
 
This salsa is so immensely spicy, it's delicious.
After a few chip fulls of the stuff, your tongue gives up screaming at your brain and starts enjoying itself.
 
@DavidFreitag Do you use that line on a lot of women?
 
@AviD No, I don't use any lines on women.
 
7:16 AM
@DavidFreitag belly shots, then...?
 
@AviD You must be confusing me with someone who has a life
 
ahh, right right.
 
@schroeder @AviD yeah that was kind of a bummer, before the edit it was more clear that this was a joke...
 
@RоryMcCune naw, you're missing the point. I'm with @ScottPack on this (I think), but I left a note in the elections room about this.
 
@AviD what point is it I'm missing?
 
7:25 AM
@RоryMcCune it was crap before too.
 
@AviD thatsthejoke.jpg
 
@RоryMcCune link doesnt work
 
it was an incomprehesible question with an incomprehensible answer
 
@RоryMcCune no, it was a clueless question, with a mocking, condescending answer.
 
7:28 AM
I would have deleted it right away if I'd seen it. now I think it will serve better use as a teachable.
 
@AviD yes and now it's a more reasonable sounding question with a mocking condescending answer
 
@RоryMcCune thatsthejoke.jpg ;-)
@RоryMcCune meh, it was before too
 
as we're doing memes this morning :op
 
oh are we?
 
well I am
 
7:30 AM
lol
 
it would appear
 
you should memeify @Simon
 
but then I'm off up a hill in a couple of minutes so the memeness may well stop
 
wait, I mean "mummify @Simon"
you should create a meme for each of the candidates
 
FWIW I'd delete that question, to me it just reads like someone mocking a person who doesn't know much now and at 147k hits, that's not a great image for the site to have
 
7:56 AM
Could always do what we do with april fools answers.
Screenshot, delete, create a meta post about it
Also, very belatedly... @AviD: Gibson is just nuts ;p
 
@JourneymanGeek welcome to the club
 
(Even spinrite. I'm pretty sure its a strong placebo effect)
 
@RоryMcCune well thats just the answer. Somebody should write up a proper answer - especially as this does get asked often, in some form or other. Make it canonical.
@JourneymanGeek yes, but a special kind of nuts. A dangerous kind.
 
Can someone do me a favor? Go to ciiva.com and see if it works? I get a dns resolution error.
 
how do i know if it works?
dunno what its supposed to do
well it looks like it works, some way or other
 
8:06 AM
It's supposed to be an electronics component database
 
I simoned up the search box and got a lot of weird stuff back
@DavidFreitag indeed
 
@AviD: works for me
 
I get that ^
 
@DavidFreitag: You obviously need to go through 7 proxies
(or one. Your nameserver sucks)
 
i get this:
And now you know. You're welcome.
 
8:10 AM
Amusingly the first thing that came to mind was the lm386 ;p
 
:22870941 that wasnt bad.
terrible, but amusing.
 
Precisely why I deleted it.
I leave the REALLY bad stuff around
 
It's funny because I'm using Google's DNS servers and it still doesn't work
 
@DavidFreitag so am I
wait, I think I am
 
@AviD 8.8.8.8 and 4.4.4.4?
 
8:11 AM
meh, cant be arsed to check. I have it indirectly - via my internal DNS and router
@DavidFreitag should be, yes
 
Maybe they don't like the US, I'll reconfigure my VPN
 
could you have futzed around with it, maybe have a bad entry in your dns cache?
 
Yup, now that I'm in Israel it loads just fine.
 
4.4.4.4 is level 3
 
@DavidFreitag wut
come over for a drink!
 
8:13 AM
That is so odd
Because my altium software seems to be connecting just fine..
 
its the dns cache, I tell you
it's always caching
 
Yeah but all I did was connect to a vpn in a different location. Any way I can fix this?
 
purge your dns cache?
ipconfig -flushdns
 
Maybe now that I've successfully connected it might work.
Nope nothing... weird!
@AviD Nope, and ping returns Ping request could not find host ciiva.com. Please check the name and try again.
 
routing issue?
 
8:18 AM
Must be.
 
no wait, if it was routing you'd still get an ip from dns.
can you ping the ip directly?
 
well I switched to the US West vpn and it seems to work
 
ping that 94.23.166.79
 
US east seems to have an issue.
@AviD Interesting, it seems like I can ping that address, but chrome returns this:
When I connect to https://94.23.166.79/part/rc0805jr-071kl-1853990
 
and to root?
 
8:22 AM
Same problem, DNS_PROBE_FINISHED_NXDOMAIN
It looks like any other vpn works. So weird.
 
maybe theyre blacklisting US east coast.
yknow, for government crimes against citizens, type of thing
 
I don't think so, I just tried with my vpn completely off and it worked
And the Florida VPN works
 
8:44 AM
Blacklisted range?
@DavidFreitag 8.8.8.8 and 9.9.9.9
 
@TildalWave Apparently it's 8.8.8.8 and 8.8.4.4. developers.google.com/speed/public-dns/docs/using
 
hmm no wot that changed?
interesting
maybe I just had a bitshifting SEP to my memory
 
I ran out of salsa D:
 
 
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10:51 AM
@RоryMcCune hey cool, Cx now has queries for Windows Phone!
glad at least somebody is supporting WP...
 
All two people who use it must be overjoyed
 
yeah, me and @Iszi
 
@DavidFreitag the answer now is yes.
at least for some things.
 
11:04 AM
@AviD As a general rule.
 
salutes!
 
11:48 AM
Hmm. Primary elections start tomorrow.
I think now would be a perfect time for all those candidates with joke nominations to retract them.
RIGHT NOW.
 
There are joke nominations?
 
Don't make me name'n'shame. You know who you are.
@DavidFreitag the majority.
 
Someone please tell me who to vote for
y'all need campaigns
 
@ManishEarth Me of course.
 
@ManishEarth I'm torn between all of them D:
 
11:50 AM
@DavidFreitag Even @Simon?
 
@ManishEarth dont vote for people you like, and dont vote for somebody who you think might make a good moderator if elected.
 
@TerryChia Even @Simon.
 
Vote for the ones who already are.
 
@AviD So, @Simon?
@AviD Oh, nvm.
 
@TerryChia heh, I didnt say "vote for the people you DONT like", I said "dont vote for someone you like"
i.e. dont vote JUST BECAUSE you like them.
if that was the case, @ScottPack would have been moderator aaaages ago.
Everyone loves the scot.
 
11:52 AM
@AviD We like @ScottPack now?
 
@TerryChia It's the beard, you see.
 
@AviD I think I'm probably going to vote for @Xander. Not only because I already told him I would, but because he is the only one that clearly ticks all of those things.
 
@DavidFreitag Does it help that @Simon HAS ticks?
 
@AviD Tics?
 
Ticks are small arachnids in the order Parasitiformes. Along with mites, they constitute the subclass Acarina. Ticks are ectoparasites (external parasites), living by hematophagy on the blood of mammals, birds, and sometimes reptiles and amphibians. Ticks are vectors of a number of diseases that affect both humans and other animals. Despite their poor reputation among human communities, ticks may play an ecological role by ailing infirm animals and preventing overgrazing of plant resources. == Taxonomy == Of the three families of ticks, one – Nuttalliellidae – comprises a single species, ...
 
11:55 AM
@AviD Don't hate on @Simon because he has weird pets.
 
I was implying that he is a canine, or shares hygiene with a canine.
Again, I shouldnt be picking on him for the next week or so.
 
What's wrong with being a dog? Dogs are awesome.
If he were a Corgi, he'd have my vote for sure.
 
@AviD I think the only people who fit those criteria are the current mods
 
awww so sweet
but I dont think thats true.
 
definitely not true
 
11:58 AM
I don't like you, and you're a horrible mod. Doesn't apply to anyone else here :P
 
You dont judge a moderator by his powers, but by what s/he gets done without those powers.
 
@DavidFreitag let me insult AviD in the subtext in peace!
 
hehehe
 
like, that Superman arc of Hereafter.
 
I think I need to go buy some donuts for breakfast.
 
12:07 PM
@AviD don't you know that ticks can get really attached to their host?
can't just separate them by force, it's immoral
 
@TildalWave Perhaps @Simon is the tick
attached to the poor donut eating host
or his host is a donut
 
yeah on @AviD's butt and when he sits, he makes @Simon a donut
 
okay, that... thats just awful.
 
you can even get a donut shaped love bite from a tick :)
 
we all deserve a timeout.
 
12:10 PM
I'll tick that as a task complete then :)
 
This room was placed in timeout for 10 seconds; the topic of this room is "Disregard the Tigger, everyone loves doughnuts!!" - conversation should be limited to that topic.
@AviD agreed
wait what
conversation was limited to that topic :P
 
lol denied.
 
@ManishEarth still is
 
@TildalWave was disregarding the tigger and talking about donuts. We need to put the room in an antitimeout
 
ain't nobody got time fo dat
I love that autotune
 
 
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1:34 PM
@AviD blech, I am not a fan of ticks, we get them a lot round our way and not pleasent to discover one of the little blood suckers has latched on to you
speaking of which I should probably check my legs for 'em as was out for a walk today..
 
@RоryMcCune hey hey we agreed not to call @Simon nasty names
 
@AviD we did! whend did that happen?
this room's gonna be awful quiet, now if that's the case
 
@RоryMcCune well, yaknow, while he's running for moderator...
erm..
 
ahh so an election fairness law... fair enough
 
@RоryMcCune A 9 mile walk? That would take me a few days to accomplish.
 
1:39 PM
@DavidFreitag 11 mile all-in took us from about 9am - 2pm
a bit marshy in bits (it's been wet here recently) but some nice views along the way...
 
2.2 mph average? Yeah I'd die.
 
I was actually pleasently surprised that I was ok (although I am somewhat footsore now) as we didn't really stop much along the way (midgies get you if you stop too long)..
 
Yeah I'm an asthmatic without an inhaler
 
ahh yeah, likely not a good day out for you then!
 
Perhaps the view would convince my brain to stop caring about the imminent death
 
1:50 PM
^that's looking down into Glen Croe
 
I found a picture of one of @Simon's pets.
@AviD We have an election chat room? That's good to know.
 
ewww eww EWWW
@ScottPack yeah its linked from the election page
 
my mission is now to post enough nice pictures of Argyll scenery to get that thing to scroll off the screen...
 
It's a tick with a hipster moustache. It's a tickster!
 
1:55 PM
@AviD I skimmed the boiler plate because boring.
I'm on mobile. Is it gone yet?
 
@RоryMcCune that one looks like the dothraki sea.
 
yeah clouds around these parts do very nice looking stuff, clinging to the mountains
 
Too mountainous and not enough prairie. So yes. Except for being completely wrong in every way they're exactly the same.
@RоryMcCune Is this better? The hat covers some of the gross up.
 
dammit man!
5 mins ago, by Rоry McCune
user image
5 mins ago, by Rоry McCune
user image
6 mins ago, by Rоry McCune
user image
almost....
there
 
I can't believe you don't like my ticksters. What with their ironic moustaches and band's you've never heard of.
 
2:02 PM
you'd think a guy who's up for election wouldn't be disturbing the voters like this :op
 
Writing the next great novel in a Starbucks with as typewriter.
 
 
1 hour later…
3:14 PM
@schroeder Because as we all know, InfoSec.SE is all about jokes, right?
 
Much like your mom's face.
 
Yes, just like my... HEY!
 
Ohai!
 
3:55 PM
woot! top score again: candidate score 36/40
 
 
2 hours later…
5:33 PM
What happens if I nominate?
 
@ManishEarth the primary becomes less of an anti-competition between the last two candidates
 
heh
I would really love to do a joke nom
But too many joke noms spoils the broth joke
 
I do like how our elections have traditionally been very non-competitive.
 
@ScottPack 'Scuse me? Haven't you noticed that I've been sabotaging everyone's campaign?
 
Oh hey @simon. I didn't realize that you were still around. What's going down?
 
5:42 PM
YOU'RE TRYING TO SABOTAGE MY CAMPAIGN NOW!
I WILL NOT BITE!
 
This lamb korma is sabotaging my chances of ever ordering it from any other restaurant.
 
wat
 
It's pretty great. Could use more raisin is all.
 
6:24 PM
gotta be careful how you order that, you might get more ricin in it
 
 
1 hour later…
7:51 PM
Primary voting begins tomorrow!
 
8:03 PM
Mmm....ricin
 
@ScottPack mmm, gin
wait, what?
 
I have some very large cucumbers just waiting to be inserted into something.
5
I should get some gin.
 
8:44 PM
European or African cucumbers?
 
8:55 PM
Burpless.
 
 
2 hours later…
11:01 PM
@Simon Is this your campaign platform? Lack of biting?
 
11:41 PM
@AviD Yes! My saying is: "I don't bite, hard ;)".
It's lovely, isn't it?
 
Hmm... in the interests of impartiality, I shall refrain from retorting.
 
^_^
 

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