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6:00 PM
@DavidFreitag I stopped eating chocolate a few months back. I had some milk chocolate last week and it was actually disgusting
Also I have been called Bro on security.se. Oh no oh no what have I done?
 
@Rhino It was probably outdated.
 
@Rhino Yeah I stopped eating candy too. Here in the US, pretty much every store has a wall full of candy. I used to walk by drooling, now I walk by revolted by the thought of actually sitting there and eating entire bags of candy like I used to
 
@DavidFreitag The America of the United Stated of Africa's drinks are usually very sugary.
 
@Simon wat?
 
I was the in the States last weekend and I kept calling it "The America of the United States".
So I decided that it was fun to mess it up even more.
 
6:04 PM
@DavidFreitag yeah it's amazing how fast you're like... yuck, actually yuck
 
@Simon I wouldn't venture too far south. A foreigner saying something like that is grounds to start shooting in some places.
 
@DavidFreitag I was in NY.
 
@Rhino I replaced all the candy I used to eat with home made beef and venison jerkey
 
Also, according to some locals high on Acid, my accent gets bad sometimes.
 
Mostly venison though. A friend of mine killed a deer with his truck, so we're slowly eating it.
 
6:07 PM
wat
 
What's the proper way to flag a comment as "patently absurd"?
Turn off the wifi router and plug your phone into the modem — Anthony Russell 6 mins ago
 
anthony has had some really winners
 
Bro.... wow... publish this as an article haha. Very nice answer — Anthony Russell 15 hours ago
It's the same guy who called me Bro!
 
sup bronies? :)
 
I'm not the bro that's the giraffes!
SEE!
 
6:18 PM
and llamas
 
oh yeah I always forget about them
 
Of course you do, because they suck.
 
see?
 
Everybody knows that camels are way cooler.
 
6:19 PM
@Simon Suck? They spit you donut!
that's kinda the opposite of sucking
 
pls tildal donut
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@Simon I like camel toes :)
 
ew
 
@schroeder Memo to me: Don't install stuff made by "RT Apps".
 
@Iszi rt.com/applications These ones?
 
6:30 PM
@Simon Well we weren't going to let it go to waste.
 
The werewolves would have eaten it.
 
@Iszi Oh those look like great apps. Great support and great design too. Nearly as good as GRC. I especially like how no error is left to chance. :D
 
I made popcorn with sesame oil and chili. I taste neither in these.
Why does popcorn turn out so neutral even though you spice the hoo out of it?
 
starch, it's same with anything else with lots of starch or sugars
 
6:42 PM
@TildalWave I believe you are right. Why does that happen?
 
Dunno, I guess it neutralizes it somehow ... but I know that if you eat too spicy foods you should either eat a spoon of sugar or drink milk over it. So I'd guess it's sugar in one form or another that's easily digestible. And perhaps combined with enzymes in saliva. Tho that's a guess.
funny enough those are also the ways to neutralize tannins in some unripe fruits
 
@TildalWave Citrus helps too.
 
@Iszi that would then again be a lot of sugar ... so I'd guess also oranges and grapes then
 
And it depends on what kind of spicy. Anything that's capsaicin-based (e.g.: peppers), do milk/citrus. Anything mustard-based (e.g.: wasabi), water's okay.
@TildalWave No, I think it's something about the acid.
 
oh wasabi doesn't bother me at all, I can chew into it just don't give it to me to grate
 
6:49 PM
You know nothing, @Iszi Snow.
 
@Iszi could be, but lemons are actually terribly sweet just like oranges, we just don't notice it because of so much citric acid
 
> A good rule of thumb is to perform incriminating activities outside a company network. (security.stackexchange.com/a/90227/953)
How about just don't do them at all?
 
eat a berry of miracle fruit tho and even lemons are sweet
 
My answer to "How does it work" was going to be:
 
LvB
7:07 PM
BERRYPOWER!!! :p
@Iszi Added a comment to tell just that ;)
 
@Simon No, it would have begun to rot and stunk up that side of town for weeks until animal control came and scraped it off the pavement
 
7:50 PM
just went to a stream processing event where they compared Amazon, Azure and Google (each company presented their approach). Was super interesting to see how they approach it, each in their own way.
 
LvB
Personally I prefer a bath over a (water hose) stream ;p
 
8:26 PM
@André So anyway
I really don't know how Apple does it
 
@ChrisCirefice I'm sure Apple is the middle-man in the key exchange, and thus can become MITM at any time if they wanted to
 
My guess is that they're deriving the key from some details on your account (probably not the password), that they aren't necessarily storing anywhere, but they could probably re-create it at will if they wanted to, in order to decrypt all your stuff
They probably could, you're right
Hopefully they wouldn't do that, but you never know
 
@ChrisCirefice I'm not saying they always do this, but they definitely can, so relying on this so-called "end-to-end" encryption is foolish
 
True. But we'd hope that it's more secure than storing everything in plaintext so that anyone could read it
The security report page 13 has some interesting info
It says that keys are "non-migratory", meaning that the key can't be moved to another device
So it does raise an interesting question of how you're able to read messages between devices. But I think that iMessage key is used for the TLS connection to the server, not for the messages themselves. I'm not really sure
 
@ChrisCirefice I don't think they're storing anything unless the recipient's device is unable to receive messages, but I'm sure it's encrypted with a key they know (If they do encrypt at all, something we have no proof of - and only source code would be a valid proof)
 
8:32 PM
@André Yeah, I'm not familiar enough with different encryption types to know what they're doing. If iMessage uses an asymmetric key for the TLS that is unique-per-device, then they might be storing the messages with a symmetric key that is tied to the account itself, stored on their servers and transferred to the new device on sign-in.
I guess the only way to really see that would be to Wireshark setting up a new device and sign-in to see what's being sent out and received lol. But I would hope, at the very least that they aren't storing the messages in plain text on the server, and I doubt they are. But they probably have the keys. Big corporations always seem to anyway.
Page 13 of that article also says that iCloud token is put in the Keychain "after first unlock". Maybe the symmetric key is derived from that? I guess that would make sense, and would tie it to the iCloud account
 
@ChrisCirefice they use a custom protocol on top of HTTPS. I don't know if it's actually encryption or just obfuscation, but it seems like base64-encoded binary data (didn't decode it unfortunately), so I'm afraid packet captures won't give you any insight
 
@André Well, I suppose that that makes sense. I guess we'll never know unless one of us becomes an Apple security engineer! And I don't plan to, so I guess it'll always be a secret haha.
 
@ChrisCirefice I don't either, and yeah it'll remain a secret unless someone reverse-engineers enough of the iMessage client software and publishes how it works (I recall some chinese Android app that could successfully send/receive Imessages via a server running their unofficial client, so it's definitely doable)
 
@André Hmm, interesting. Unfortunately I don't have the expertise to mess around with that, nor the time. Well, anyway thanks for coming to chat to discuss! Back to work :)
 
@ChrisCirefice what I do know though is to never trust any security guidelines/documents unless backed by source code which you can prove it's that same code that runs on your device. Until you have that proof, don't trust the device with anything you don't want its manufacturer (or its country's government) to know.
@ChrisCirefice same here. You're welcome, have a nice day. (:
 
 
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9:55 PM
@RoryAlsop wait, really? never heard of Seth Godin?
 
Nope, sorry
Is he one of these young hipster types?
 
btw it wasnt about HIM knowing the people's names - he could have pulled it from wikipedia, or maybe he's a polymath, either way it doesnt matter - it was about the supposed professional not having a clue about the field he is supposedly an expert in.
like if you didnt know who Alan Turing is, or never heard of Bruce Schneier.
 
What is his field?
 
@RoryAlsop heh, dont think he's young....
@RoryAlsop the professional? whatever it is...
 
I know a lot of Turing and Schneier's stories
 
9:57 PM
or Godin? marketing, business development, public speaking....
 
Ah. That's why I haven't heard of him
I actually despise almost everything I see in the entire marketing industry
 
yeah, so does he. he is one of those that is slowly trying to change it...
 
And it is one of the few things I actively avoid at all costs, even to my detriment sometimes
 
"permission marketing", I think is his term
 
If a company tries to cold-call to sell me something, I will black list them. Even if I originally wanted their product
As I hate it so much
If I actually see adverts I tend to write to the marketing directors of those companies to tell them how I plan to persuade people not to use their products
I nearly hate marketing folks as much as politicians. Nearly
 
10:01 PM
@RoryAlsop oh, then you'd like Seth Godin
 
Okay - I'll trust you. I'll Google him and read some of his stuff
Not tonight. I'm enjoying the combination of Kraken rum and the TV show Big Giant Swords!
 
@RoryAlsop interesting, what is that show about?
are there swords?
are they big?
are they also giant?
 
10:17 PM
@RoryAlsop Kraken is delicious. Also, I recently discovered Rumple Minze and Fireball. It was a great weekend.
 
LvB
Edited this question... what do you ppl think?
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Q: Design Principle violated by Certificate Revocation List (CRL)

duserI need help with my homework assignment, The question asked is: can you explain me which design principle between Least Privilege Fail-Safe Defaults Economy of Mechanism Complete Mediation Open Design Separation of Privilege Least Common Mechanism Psychological Acceptabi...

 
@DavidFreitag Sure, Kraken is great and all, but how often does it get released? It's not like you can just go Kraken hunting every other week.
 
@AviD Ideally at least a few times a week. But that depends on whether you like a lot of variety.
 
Somebody should do a mashup of Zeus and the Roman Governor from Life of Brian.
> WEEELEEEEASE.... THE KWAAKEN!!
 
LvB
nice addition @SteveDL
 
 
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11:33 PM
@LvB thanks.
 
LvB
what did you think of my edit to make it like a school asignment?
 
LvB oh I hadn't realised the terrible formatting of the original question
you did a good job yeah
 
LvB
hehe... we were seconds apart ;)
 
@LvB eek, please don't make a tag
 
LvB
hehe.... better to tag it, than to have ppl say its not homework I say ;)
 
11:40 PM
The purpose of tags is to indicate what the question is about. only indicates the context in which the question may have been asked, which is useless.
@LvB see, some SE sites have tried having a homework tag, and the only effect this had was disputes on its usage.
 
LvB
ok, I'm good with you removing it
good to know that @Gilles
 
hmmm should I reply to the question or not...
or should I use it for coursework...
 
LvB
what would you say?
 
Oh god I saw homework tag. I absolutely agree with @Gilles.
 
LvB
do not worry, I will not use it anymore (and used it only once)
 
11:43 PM
The problem with it is not only what Gilles says but:
a) How do you distinguish "new to security" from "looks like homework?"
b) Do you institute a policy of hint only answers... making us a question and hint site for these people?
 
bunch of issues, mainly CRLs are in complete violation with failsafe default
 
LvB
arbitrairly, and this question had all the hall marks of hw.
 
they also violate separation of duties with CAs if posted by said CAs
 
@LvB exactly. Arbitrarily. Imagine the debate around subjective questions and whether or not to close them, only over the pointless issue of a tag all in full view of the OP.
 
(and if they're here to help deal with CA compromises then clearly a more-trusted-authority-than-the-CA should post them, which leads to some interesting questions so as to the nature of such an authority)
 
11:46 PM
An ideally asked homework question should look like any another question, showing research, insight and a highlight of where the OP needs clarification.
 
@Rhino I just did not feel like writing an entire essay without knowing what OP knew. Especially with students and beginners, if they don't expose the judgement/thought mistakes they are making then I cannot verify that I repaired those mistakes
 
LvB
@Rhino I see the points your making and I did not think that far ahead when tagging it such. I agree with your reasoning and will adopt it to my reviewing ;)
 
@LvB No worries. I've seen this debate before :)
 
LvB
@SteveDL that is what I had 2... should I plainly give the awnser, or wait till he shows insight into the problem.
 
@SteveDL I know. Sometimes it's hard for people to understand that a) the more detail you provide the better we can help and b) if you go through the process of working out what you don't know precisely, you might answer your own question.
 
LvB
11:52 PM
I always thought that that is the way you go about solving this type of questions. @Rhino. I often adjust my awnsers based on comments and updates on this site because of that believe
 
@LvB I meant more for question askers, but it's completely valid to update an answer if the OP requests clarification. That's kinda the purpose of comments :)
 
http://security.stackexchange.com/questions/90216/how-is-it-possible-that-a-text-message-can-reboot-an-apple-device
Why was this marked off-topic!?
 
LvB
only had 1 question on this site ... and I did that there,
 
@LvB go ahead, reputation! :D
 
LvB
@SteveDL maybe it is a dupplicate... there are a few questions like that floating about.
 
11:55 PM
@LvB blogs.msmvps.com/jonskeet/2010/08/29/… is the canonical link written by the top answerer on SO.
@LvB If I want to ask something I try SE search for it, and I try google with site:security.stackexchange.com to search only here
 
LvB
hehe I use that when searching API's ;)
 
you brilliant people
 
if what's asked doesn't answer my Q and I manage to find out as much as I can, and I still can't answer it... boom, one question. Doesn't happen often usually because someone else has asked it or I've read the answer somewhere, but still from time to time.
 
never occurred to me
all these years wasted
 
LvB
hehe
 
11:58 PM
@SteveDL So can I haz PhD in "using Google" pls? ;)
 
@Rhino sadly I've reached the point where asking questions is better done by recruiting an intern and designing a study protocol :D
 
LvB
@Rhino this is my question
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Q: How to Check if a server is not vulnerable to logjam?

LvBIn response to Logjam I want to prove I hardend my services. I know that the DH param has to be 2048 bits atleast and self generated. but I am unable to find a way to actually check this for something other than a HTTPS site. (thats I can do here) I would like to check my other SSL protected se...

 
@Rhino I meant re: API searching. I never thought of filtering searches on GLib functions this way
 
@SteveDL oh right :) Yeah I use google site:PlaceIthinkthenaswerwillbe quite a lot
Mostly because on site search usually sucks
 
AH! @LvB I know who you are
you're the lazy answerer :P
 
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