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12:27 AM
... What's with the silence?
 
12:59 AM
Client: Wait, how'd you fix it?
Me: I just updated the configuration to set the ownership how you wanted it.
Client: Wow.
Me: Config files -- they're the FUTURE!
why does everyone think that anything is magic if involves a computer?
 
1:40 AM
It isn't?
Remember the times when digital typewriters came out? That was fun, every typist was amazed at the ability to use backspace without correction tape :)
 
 
3 hours later…
4:45 AM
@LucasKauffman "These days"?
There's a reason I have the silver badge.
@tylerl What would consultants do if people start thinking otherwise?
 
5:25 AM
Woohoo. Got approved for an Amazon credit card.
@Simon DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE. play.google.com/music/m/Tuqmpbwcpyt6bke2zmkcotptjbu
 
@Terry ??
 
@DavidFreitag Pic or it didn't happen! And don't forget to include your PIN and CVV #'s :)
 
@TildalWave Definitely. Once i get it.
 
44 mins ago, by Terry Chia
There's a reason I have the silver badge.
 
I ordered a hot plate and all the fixins to get me a decent reflow setup. Damn Wiha teezers cost me (amazon) $20!
 
5:32 AM
English please! Some of us just woke up!!
 
I will solder PC boards with a hot plate
 
@DavidFreitag heh that's a frying pan :)
 
@TildalWave Yeah but if you check the pictures you will see they use a hot plate ;]
 
@DavidFreitag I saw ;) just messing with you ... nice blog
 
@TildalWave Indeed. This one is also very helpful: sparkfun.com/tutorials/58
Man, I'm never going to get to sleep at this rate
 
5:38 AM
@DavidFreitag Me neither, what did you just do?? You don't send a newly favorited page to a guy with hundreds in his backlog, damn you!
 
@TildalWave You just woke up!
And i know, my favorites list in chrome is eight million miles long.
 
and they have an article on CubeSats on the front page too
 
Yeah the site is all pretty now too. I remember the days when SF had ten employees and the site was much less impressive then ;]
That's about the same time I realized SF is hideously expensive. DigiKey is my best friend now
 
Pretty cool, I'll certainly dig deeper into it once I get the chance. It's probably one of favs on Robotics and Electrical Engineering
 
@TildalWave Robotics maybe, but I don't think I've seen a single post even remotely referencing SF on EE.SE
 
5:48 AM
hmmm Robotics isn't doing all that well in their site stats area51.stackexchange.com/proposals/40020/robotics most of them are worse than Space Exploration that's much younger (611 vs 345 days)
looks like they have problems with community building :(
 
Bummer
 
6:02 AM
AHAHAHAHA! This album is on Google Play as POP. play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/album/… cc: @Simon
For those not blesses with all access,
My poor headphones can't handle the awesome :[
 
6:29 AM
@TerryChia aaah didn't see the link back on my phone
THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN.
 
7:02 AM
@Caleb long time no see, what brings you here today?
 
@LucasKauffman I'm in here pretty much all the time; the room is in my favorites. You just never see me "drop in" because I usually have at least one browser left open somewhere and don't end up disconnected. Since I don't participate much my name is usually grayed out at the end of the list.
 
@LucasKauffman I thought the internet was for cat videos?
 
74
A: Convert English to a number

DigitalTraumaApplescript A silly, hacky mash-up that might upset some Cupertino/Mountain View folks, but I think its a creative silly, hacky mash-up. set myNumber to text returned of (display dialog ¬ "Enter number as text:" buttons {"Continue…"} ¬ default answer "" default button 1) tell applicatio...

 
@Caleb ah ok :)
lurker :P
 
@DavidFreitag Heh! That's pretty cool.
 
7:28 AM
 
@TerryChia no...that's just the surface
 
oh, @RoryAlsop, i saw ZZTop 2 days ago btw
 
@Lighty I know - you said, and I was jealous :-)
 
i didn't stood more then a mere metre away from them :P
you had to see Billy on his fluffy "legs" guitar
 
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Q: Are popular porn sites more likely to be infected with malware?

Kervin JacquetI'm trying to help my friend understand this because he believes that since a site is very popular, that it's less likely to infect its viewers because of its security! but Im trying to explain that he is wrong! Please answer this question as detailed as possible so I can direct him to this sit...

I really want to comment about how there are most likely a lot holes on that site, but I think that would be inappropriate.
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7:40 AM
@AviD Heh, no. Why would that be inappropriate? ;)
 
my tetacher thought me Porn sites are the most infected websites for malware...
 
@Lighty What's a tetacher?
 
@Lighty and you will burn in hell.
 
@TerryChia cheeky
@AviD lol
 
Teacher
typo, sorry :P
 
7:41 AM
@TerryChia female teacher of porn?
 
ignore @Terry, @Lighty :-)
 
@RoryAlsop assuming that's a list, there are a few values missing.
 
@AviD @Simon, @AviD, @Adnan, @LucasKauffman?
 
@AviD hahahaha
 
@AviD wadda ya mean? burn in hell? i thought i was already there
 
7:42 AM
so, power outage last night. I'm spending the morning trying to reconstruct all the windows I had open... to remind me to deal with them... :S
 
@Lighty nah - the DMZ is not even purgatory, despite @kalina suggesting otherwise
 
I think its time for a UPS.
 
@AviD well, duh
 
@AviD y u no have UPS?
 
@LucasKauffman I should have UPS.
because this only happens once a year!
 
7:45 AM
It's all fun and games, until someone misses a report. I suggest you also get a diesel generator, just in case.
 
@LucasKauffman heh. You mean "gas-powered grill".
 
@AviD no diesel generator in case of power failure
 
in other news, I discovered why my weight has always been low and stable.
You just can't get good donuts here.
if you could, I would be fatter than Fat Bastard.
Donuts are my weakness.
 
these babies
 
@AviD "Get In Ma Belllly"
 
7:47 AM
@RoryAlsop right after that "babies" comment....
 
@LucasKauffman Yeah, every supervillain needs one.
 
@RoryAlsop I want my baby back baby back baby back ribs. CHILLLIIII baby back ribs!
 
@TerryChia no, we run on solar power.
@LucasKauffman baby got back?
 
@AviD no ribs from a baby's back
 
malware from porn sites is literally the smallest of the problems
 
7:50 AM
 
how about the desensitisation towards abusing women
or unrealistic portrayal of women
 
@kalina hehe, there is nothing "small" on porn sites
 
blah this conversation is a waste in this place
 
@AviD Japanese sites
 
@Lighty hokaaay
@kalina why abusing?
@kalina dont know what the wimin be like where you are, but thats not unrealistic at all
 
7:52 AM
@AviD many women don't get into the porn industry because they want to, but because they were forced and/or bullied into it
 
or money
easy money...
 
@kalina and men
 
@Lighty that falls under "wanting to"
 
@kalina for many that is true.
 
@RoryAlsop and men, yes, I suppose we should be unbiased in this
the porn industry taught me that all men have 12 inch cocks and last for hours
 
7:53 AM
again, not unrealistic in some places.
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@AviD I wish I had typed that faster than you
 
Let's not start this here.
 
:-)
 
hehehe
 
@TerryChia hang on - have @Terry and @AviD swapped ?
 
7:54 AM
This topic is almost guaranteed to generate flags.
 
yeah - I'm out for a meeting. later all
 
okay seriously, what I was I thinking? linking that question here, and NOT realizing how bad this would go?
 
@RoryAlsop Dude, @AviD is never the voice of reason.
 
he's a tigger, tiggers can't be trusted, only bounced
 
@TerryChia s/never/always/. That doesnt mean I can't be crude about it.
 
7:55 AM
@AviD you're right, me suffering from serious mental anguish immediately after waking up is 100% your fault and I hope you feel bad
 
it was a legit sec.se question!
even if a bit narrow.
 
@AviD I would say "speculation", since you have no solid numbers to back up anything other than speculation
 
security is not just about numbers.
 
@kalina Not true. He could have conducted an extensive case study on which porn sites have the least malware.
 
@TerryChia its a dirty project, but somebody has to do it.
I will offer my best rates.
 
7:58 AM
@AviD You could write an academic paper on the topic. ;)
 
"My best offer is 40 $ an hour. That's the most I can pay you."
 
otherwise you're just talking fluff
@AviD stating X is more likely to cause Y requires numbers
and you should take up politics
 
@Adnan goddammit! I just looked up those dates. its holiday weekend here, I wouldnt make it back in time. EVERY.FRIKKIN.TIME.
@RоryMcCune cheers on the YT links! will be watching them shortly...
 
the doctor says I need 2 more weeks before my ear has fully healed on account of me not resting
he then told me I would definitely be healed in two weeks, and then stepped back into his tardis
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8:22 AM
looks at transcript
sigh
Morning.
 
don't sigh
I own a trademark on the word sigh
 
@TerryChia I knew you'd like that.
 
@kalina STOP TAKING AWAY EVERYTHING I DO.
 
@AviD :D
 
The wrong time for Eve to video chat with God:
 
8:32 AM
that was a good bedtime story
 
Two hours and some change to kill.... Looks like I'm watching Close Encounters of the Fourth Kind.
 
@DavidFreitag fourth?
 
@AviD Well, that sucks.
So, @Lucas.. AppSec EU 2015?
 
@kalina must be the sequel.
@Adnan yeah.... happens to me often.
once, I think it was either BlackHat or AppSecUS, I was all planning to go - good dates, my employer was ready to pay for travel - then I realized that was the week we were due to have a baby.
I just assume I cant go to any international conference :-(
 
@AviD unless that sequel involves alien probing, they've named it wrong
 
8:46 AM
huh:
> Close Encounters of the Fourth kind[edit]
A UFO event in which a human is abducted by a UFO or its occupants.[14] This type was not included in Hynek's original close encounters scale.[15]

Hynek's erstwhile associate Jacques Vallee argued in the Journal of Scientific Exploration that a CE4 should be described as "cases when witnesses experienced a transformation of their sense of reality", so as to also include non-abduction cases where absurd, hallucinatory or dreamlike events are associated with UFO encounters.
In ufology, a close encounter is an event in which a person witnesses an unidentified flying object. This terminology and the system of classification behind it was started by astronomer and UFO researcher J. Allen Hynek, and was first suggested in his 1972 book The UFO Experience: A Scientific Inquiry. He introduced the first three kinds of encounters; more sub-types of close encounters were later added by others, but these additional categories are not universally accepted by UFO researchers, mainly because they depart from the scientific rigor that Hynek aimed to bring to ufology. Sig...
 
@kalina So what it's the third kind. It's 5am what do you want from me.
 
9:50 AM
goddamnit, i spilled cooking water on my arm
 
@DavidFreitag mistakes are unacceptable
this is the internet, simple mistakes are punishable by public mocking
from THE ENTIRE PLANET
don't feel singled out
when somebody on Facebook asked "are Netherlands and Holland the same place?" I didn't hold back.
No, I responded with "I'm at a loss as to how you ended up on my friends list"
 
i tend to shoot people who think theyre the same, its the same as saying " england is great britain" or " schotland lies in england!"
:S
 
@Lighty is that different to normal water
like heavy water?
@kalina excellent
@Lighty also excellent
 
deuterium
 
@RoryAlsop well, only difference inbetween normal water (in this case, room temperature) the watter on my arm was inbetween 100 and 90 degrees celcius
 
9:59 AM
@Lighty that's called "Steam"
 
@kalina boiling water is 100C, and still its not like when a fluid boils at 100C, that its steam at 101C
that stuff was hot, my arm is surrounded in semi-cold towels, and i still havent got any tea
 
@Lighty Schotland?
Hm, that's actually legit.
 
Schotland is a dutch word, Scotland is english
old habits
 
@Lighty ahh - boiling, rather than cooking :0-)
@Lighty Or Schottland (auf Deutsch)
 
@RoryAlsop Ah, sind sie Deutsch?
 
10:14 AM
Capitalization is important. In this instance it would be "Sie", not "sie".
"Sie" is 'you', "sie" is 'they'. In this instance. Of course "sie" could also be 'she' or 'her'.
But not after "sind", which is used for both plural and formal address.
Unlike "ist", which would be singular.
 
i forgot to mention my level in german is "i can speak a bit, and people understand me well enough to give me a beer instead of washing powder"
 
Are you certain about that? I'd still give you washing powder.
 
hush ;3
im trying though, i live about 500-600 metrs from the german border, and i live near Venlo, that city is more german then dutch
 
I'm* I* metres* German* I* German* than* Dutch*
3
 
@Lighty nein, aber Schottisch ist sehr ähnlich zu Deutsch
 
10:20 AM
@Rory "Schottisch"
 
yeah - google translate yada yada
@FEichinger better?
 
Although nowadays we dom't capitalize that stuff anymore, because nationalism is bad mmkay.
 
@FEichinger heh
 
But "schottischen" would be a plural adjective, rather than the intended noun.
 
@FEichinger yep - you are right
It's been a while since I lived there
 
10:22 AM
@AviD Today I Learned: There's something called Ufology
 
@Adnan you can add -ology to anything. Doesn't make it right
 
@RoryAlsop Adnanology
4
Your argument is invalid
@RoryM When is/was the punting?
I lost my conf. program and I have no clue when/where it is
 
@kalina THE PANDORICA MUST OPEN.
 
@FEichinger throws a holy handgrenade at @FEichinger
 
I'm afraid I have been immunized against divine intervention.
 
10:25 AM
@Lighty 1.. 2.. 5.. three sir! 3!..... BOOM!
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@FEichinger What about sharp pointy teeth?
 
@David Did you forget? I'm an AI. That would be quite ineffective.
 
@fei you are authorised to activate your cyber warfare suite
 
@FEichinger Well I guess you'll find out the hard way. I know, it looks like a harmless cute bunny. But it's not!
 
@kalina Neat!
 
Send your movie script explosive packets over the internet to blow up Canada
 
10:28 AM
that should represent the AI FEI
 
Sinaed o conner
 
@kalina You know, we can never destroy Canada. If we end up with a civilization advanced enough to about messing with other planets, we need someone to apologize for us.
 
Nothing compares to greeeeeeeeeeeenfloatingheadonablackbackground
@dav America
 
@kalina You think American's will apologize? Heh you must be on something this morning.
 
@kalina Hypocrite! What was that about Holland and the Netherlands?
 
10:32 AM
shoots @FEichinger with a rocket launcher
Dont ever compare the rest of us to tht horrid province where the word cancer is a verb
 
@Lighty Activating counter-measures. Initializing annihilation of subject '@Lighty'
 
@FEichinger throws a bucket of water on Fei
 
@FEichinger So, what, you're going to read PHP documentation at him until he bleeds from every orifice?
 
im working on a PHP project now David, nice try
 
@David the new PHP.net is actually pretty nice to read.
 
10:35 AM
@FEichinger what?
 
@Lighty That doesn't mean it still won't make your eyes bleed.
 
@DavidFreitag no I mean the rest of the planet will apologise on behalf of them
 
Now W3C documents, that would be a pain.
 
@FEichinger Yeah, it's always been a good laugh.
@kalina On behalf of Americans? Well I assume that at that point America will have taken over the world, leaving only Canada by itself - because who wants that.
 
@DavidFreitag "America" = the entire western continent
including but not limited to, Canada, (the United States of) America, Brasil, Chile, Uruguay, Mexico, etc etc
 
10:37 AM
@DavidFreitag 'murica taking over the world... pe-lease...
 
@Lighty To be fair, they kinda have to. Otherwise the Chinese will just buy them.
 
@kalina You say that, but I bet if you were in Quebec and yelled "We're in America!" People would look at you like you were on some kind of drugs.
 
China already own a lot of the US's debt
@DavidFreitag it's not my fault Canadians are stupid
 
@David @kalina and "on some kind of drugs". My, what a change!
 
@kalina Most of which is backed by nonexistent gold boulon.
 
10:39 AM
@kalina I was going to address that, but mobile.
 
@FEichinger they already own alot of the US, on paper...
 
GOVERNMENTS JUST INVENT MONEY
I wish I could just invent money
 
@FEichinger I meant 'you' in general. Not @kalina. They would've just written her off as a nutter at first sight.
 
@DavidFreitag most people do
crazy but mostly harmless
I do have a Tshirt that says mostly harmless on it but it's a hhgttg reference more than self labelling
 
And here I was going to say you're not that crazy, but hey.
 
10:40 AM
what's crazy about owning clothes?
 
@kalina I have horribly poor interpersonal skills. I rarely ever make eye contact with the person I am talking to. Half the time I can't remember what I was going to say and I stutter a lot. People tend to treat you differently when they think you're fresh from an asylum.
 
@kalina Mobile. Delay. Let me type, sheesh!
 
@DavidFreitag I very rarely make eye contact and I'm naturally super hyperactive
I am basically a real world pinkie pie but less pink
@FEichinger tap*
 
> less pink
 
which is gutting, since Rainbow Dash is my favourite pony
 
10:42 AM
@kalina Pinkie? Isn't that a finger?
 
@DavidFreitag pinkie pie is a bright pink pony on drugs with severe ADD
other than the "bright pink pony" bit, that's a pretty good description of me
 
Oh, hey, five-star federal policeman in front of me. Guess I'll go offline for the rest of this train ride ...
 
he's already gone offline
what a waste
 
@kalina Not yet.
 
Dear mister Federal Policeofficerman
 
10:45 AM
That said, you are the least of my issues.
 
WHAT?
 
@kalina Dear penthouse forum...... I mean uh..
 
...
I mean in terms of compromising material, you angry fool.
I'm a commie, dear. That's just as evil.
 
YOU ARE A COMMUNIST?
we can no longer be friends
 
And now offline while she keeps ranting. Heh.
 
10:47 AM
:o
you think this is ranting?
you haven't seen ranting before
 
if Kalina rants
people die
 
Half an hour to kill.... Hmmm
 
until you kill what?
 
My boredom
 
God damn it!! GAAAWD DAMN IT!
I forgot to book accommodations for tonight
I'm in a dire need for a place to stay in Cambridge
or London
 
10:51 AM
adnan
 
@Adnan There's always the streets.
 
St Christophers Inn
in London
 
They made a mario brothers tv series? what the hell....
 
@TerryChia Of London? Oh god
 
@Adnan You can crash at my place
 
10:52 AM
@DavidFreitag Not that Cambridge
 
@Adnan I know
 
@Lighty Goolging..
 
@Adnan Or go pick up someone at the bar. There's always a sexless innkeeper or two.
 
Oh hm. What's the name of the new Netflix original anime series? I heard it was decent...
 
theres a pub next to it, the Inn has cheap prices (they get cheaper in groups), i went there once for 3 days on my visit to london
 
10:54 AM
Oh wow. Netflix's anime has been growing. They have .hack now!
 
@TerryChia I'm seriously considering that.
 
@Adnan ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I mean
ahem
 
Woohoo and it's in English. Bitch'n.
 
@kalina Yeah yeah yeah. Laugh at me..
 
@Adnan oh I've finished laughing at you
 
10:56 AM
I actually somewhat deserve it. I fucked up by not paying enough attention
 
story of your life
 
@kalina For about 5% of my life, I agree
 
try www.laterooms.com
or www.expedia.co.uk
or www.lastminute.com
or www.travelsupermarket.com
actually that last one doesn't look great
 
@kalina thanks for trying to help @Adnan out :)
 
@kalina Ahh.. Yup, nothing under 100 quid available
I guess I'll just go with the Sexless Inkeeper
 
11:02 AM
@Adnan What about that couch finder site
 
@Adnan under £100 probably won't happen in London or surrounding areas
 
@DavidFreitag Too short notice
 
@Adnan :[
 
@kalina Indeedd. Also there's almost nothing in Cambridge
 
@Adnan Just make sure nothing bad happens to you
 
11:06 AM
@Kisunminttu You're more than amazing!
 
@Adnan What did I do?!
 
@Kalina Thanks a lot for your help. I've just found a place in London £25
@Kisu I'm leaving to London in about an hour
 
@Adnan Take pictures for me :*
I'm leaving for work in about 5 minutes
 
And I'm now back.
@kalina I was hoping you'd actually rant and set this room ablaze while I'm gone.
You disappoint me.
 
11:24 AM
Oh yes this new series of .hack is going to be excellent.
 
 
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12:58 PM
FOUR AND THREE AND TWO AND ONE
 
1:30 PM
Hmm, I need a crypto lesson. (/cc @CodesInChaos), How is the IV/nonce usually combined with the key for RC4 since the algorithm itself doesn't take a separate value alongside the key? Is simple concatenation secure or should you do something more elaborate like hashing?
 
Yes.
 
1:56 PM
well, i have officcially vacation in 5 minutes, so i wish everyone a good summer vacation for the ones who have plans or get vacation, now excuse me while i throw this Mac out of the window and waste my vacation on making money by working and sleeping in
 
chirp chirp chirp
 
2:16 PM
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Q: How can I watch porn, safely, and not get a virus? (and not infect corporate data also)

TLDRI'm part of a small office in the middle of nowhere, and we just got absorbed into a large mega corporation. Sometimes we watch porn, at the office, on company computers, using the company Internet. It makes good for a good background distraction (I know I'm not the only one who does this so ...

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@Lighty Enjoy your vacaycay :)
 
@TerryChia Good background distraction, say waaaaaaat
 
@Simon maybe he likes the music
it disturbs me a bit that there are still places where that is considered an OK practice for at work though
regardless of your personal feelings on the matter, I know very few people (including someone who actually MADE porn) that think porn is appropriate in the normal workplace
 
3:10 PM
"Naked and Afraid" -- How the fuck is that a real show?
 
@TerryChia The same thing crossed my mind when I found out that they're airing "Naked Survivors" here
 
@Kisunminttu They must be running out of ideas for new shows....
 
3:34 PM
@TerryChia I think they ran out of (good) ideas for new shows about twenty years ago.
 
@Xander GoT, HIMYM?
 
@TerryChia Well, I don't watch either, but GoT is based on a book, so I'd say read it rather than watch it, and HIMYM is yet-another-sitcom. A well written sitcom, from what I hear, but certainly not a new idea.
 
@TerryChia what is it with all the security porn questions lately??
actually that should be "porn security".
 
@AviD I know... 2 in 1 day is a bit too much.
(TWSS)
 
hehe
 
3:44 PM
hoho
 
who you calling a ho
actually @AJHenderson gave a damn fine answer there.
 
@AviD I give it even odds the second one is a troll. He has a similarly goofy question on the Android site.
 
really? interesting, I'll take a look.
 
@AviD All his other questions/answers seem reasonable, but he has these two in just a couple of days...Seems a bit fishy to me.
 
@Lucas > Is this a kind of regular team building excersise?
hahahahahaha
 
3:54 PM
:p
 
@AviD Do we need a tag now? ;)
3
 
@TerryChia isn't it just
 
@RoryAlsop That's why we need to alias the tags.
 

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