The DMZ

kalina

00:03

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Griffin

00:17

@kalina Well played.

AviD

@kalina Don't get me started on yo momma jokes, cuz Imma just gonna walk around behind yo momma for a second, and

kalina

@AviD I don't have a mother.

Griffin

01:00

@kalina ...... Lies

Scott Pack

01:11

@AviD Your face drips with misogyny.

Terry Chia

@AviD He should be honored.

Terry Chia

01:50

Groan, I hate writing unit tests.

Scott Pack

@TerryChia Exactly how frequently do you test your unit

Terry Chia

@ScottPack Is that a euphemism?

Scott Pack

@TerryChia That depends on how creepy it is if I say yes.

Terry Chia

@ScottPack No matter how creepy it is, it won't be @Simon level creepy.

Simon

I WAS NICE ALL EVENING.

YOU WANT ME TO BE CREEPY?

Scott Pack

02:04

You can't outcreep me this evenin.

Terry Chia

Get a room guys.

Simon

@ScottPack Really. Are you sure that she's still in her bedroom?

Scott Pack

This weekend the Zoo was having a Halloween event where they had a stage show. In it were The Hulk, Thor, Iron Man, Spiderman, and the Green Goblin.

Unfortunately, because of the costumes, it was fairly easy to see Spidey's "WebSlinger" and the Green Goblin's "Pumpkin Bombs".

I mean, like, wow.

Terry Chia

I dislike Spiderman.

Simon

How can you "dislike" Spiderman?

Scott Pack

02:08

Hipster.

Simon

Big time.

Scott Pack

Spiderman, while a putz, is the most popular Marvel character by such a large margin that he is the officially the unofficial mascot.

Simon

Very poetic.

Terry Chia

I'm more a Iron Man fan, mostly due to RDJ. I don't read the comics all that much.

Simon

I never read any Marvel comics 'cause I'm not a nurd like scottypoo.

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Scott Pack

02:12

I was mostly an X-Men kind of guy. I really did like the Spiderman 2099, though

Xander

@Simon Starred solely for the use of the term of endearment "scottypoo."

Scott Pack

@Xander So I finally had some Old Rasputin.

Yummo.

Simon

@Xander Should have capitalized the "S", my bad.

Scott Pack

So I've been back and forth with Tenable support.

Now I'm typing out, again, what my problem is and explaining to them how the code for the plugins are written and why that's causing it to fail.

Simon

ily

Scott Pack

02:25

eh?

I think I confused the poor tier 1 by using the phrase "patch audit". I suspect he's been working with me as if I was doing a "compliance audit".

It may be subtle, but the fact that different words are used might be an indicator that they're, you know, not the same.

Terry Chia

@ScottPack Really? Woah.

Scott Pack

inorite

Simon

02:45

What a crazy turn of event.

Scott Pack

03:26

I'm trying really hard to resist the urge to recommend patches to their scripts.

Stack Exchange

04:02

If you find and stop the video, but you've--against all odds--gotten curious about the trade summit, just leave the tab opened. It will mysteriously start playing again 30 minutes later!

TildalWave

04:31

@StackExchange You know there's some plugins that'll tell you which tab has them playing, right? There ought to even be a mute button somewhere on you laptop :P

@kalina Yo mama's so fat she's in NASA catalogues

Terry Chia

@TildalWave Nice!

TildalWave

Morning sunshine! What's new here?

Terry Chia

@TildalWave @ScottPack's new nickname.

TildalWave

@TerryChia Yes? What is it?

Terry Chia

3 hours ago, by Simon

I never read any Marvel comics 'cause I'm not a nurd like scottypoo.

TildalWave

04:44

hehehe

I've watched Man of Steel ... really hated it. First half hour is good but the other nearly 2 hours are a watered down cliché kak

Terry Chia

@TildalWave Not a big fan of Superman or any of the DC heroes really.

TildalWave

Me neither to be honest

I read comics tho, but not these superhero ones, OK maybe Asterix but that's kinda different ... it has actual stories

LOL I have 4 answers in our first site self-eval on SEx.SE ... that's random for you :)

ManishEarth

05:42

@Adnan bangguides.com/travel

TildalWave

07:06

@ScottPack you might love this: theguardian.com/world/2013/oct/15/…

Terry Chia

07:40

@RoryMcCune Reviews. :) theverge.com/2013/10/20/4858522/microsoft-surface-pro-2-review theverge.com/2013/10/20/4858538/microsoft-surface-2-review

AviD

@AviD @kalina ... and NOW I'm done walking around yo momma.

@kalina oh snap, that makes my epic burn uncool.

sorry....

@TerryChia or thoroughly ashamed.

@ScottPack I used to be too, but I couldnt get a handle on all the different and parallel X-titles.

you ever manage to map them all out?

@ManishEarth I'm going to Romania next month. Is there a guide for that?

kalina

08:33

@Griffin nope, it's a true story, the woman who gave birth to me is a religious fanatic and I ran away from home and disowned her

AviD

@kalina ah. so you don't "don't have a mother", you just don't have your mother in your life. Big emotional difference, but effectively the same.

kalina

oh there's no emotion at all

AviD

thats the difference.

kalina

we could pass each other in the street and probably wouldn't recognise each other

AviD

but I am sure there IS emotion, just not on your side.

kalina

08:35

oh yeah I'm not going to cry because some random on the internet insulted my mother :P

oh she thinks I'm the spawn of the devil

AviD

@kalina haha, no, I wasnt talking about me.

kalina

cast up from hell to cause pain and suffering to the world

AviD

ah.

kalina

she actually said these words to me as well

I was like 15 at the time

AviD

@kalina though most parents think this is true of their kids. Especially teenagers.

@kalina well, sure, I say them to my kids all the time. Gives them something to strive for.

kalina

08:38

my mum believed them though

I am trying to summon up the name of that particularly fanatical christian church in America that's always in the news to make a comparison between it and my mother, but I might have smoked too much weed this weekend

tylerl

@kalina the baptist one?

always making people mad?

kalina

yeah

AviD

@tylerl is that the one against gays?

kalina

that compound located somewhere in the east of the states that should be nuked by the American government just to prove to the rest of the world they won't tolerate religious fanatics

tylerl

You mean The South.

kalina

08:41

you can be east and south at the same time

tylerl

But they call themselves "The South" (capitalized)

kalina

I don't want to be pedantic, but east is everything east of New Mexico, Colorado, etc

tylerl

the ones who lost the civil war

AviD

@kalina depends who you ask.

Everything is relative.

this site is fun: wwwwwwww.jodi.org !

tylerl

I thought the missisppi was teh east-west divide

AviD

08:43

make sure you click on everything!

kalina

the whole of America should be nuked anyway

tylerl

@AviD explain to me why this is fun?

kalina

will improve the overall average intelligence of the planet

AviD

@tylerl you obviously havent clicked on everything!

kalina

clickingbad.nullism.com

AviD

08:45

@kalina is this a game, or real online store?

tylerl

@AviD presumably I clicked the wrong things

kalina

@AviD ...

AviD

@tylerl well, you arent trying to kill me yet.

tylerl

Hm. They sent me a zip file with an EXE in it. I think I'll run it just to see what happens.

exe's are safe, right?

It says "quake.exe" so that's gotta be good

AviD

'course they are!

kalina

08:46

yeah totally

I run exes all the time

tylerl

question is, does it work under Wine?

kalina

I'm running 100 of them right now!

tylerl

You gotta really be trying to get a windows virus on Ubuntu

AviD

found that site in a cracked.com article about the most insane sites on the internet. I dont think they're far off.

tylerl

hm. This might not be quake after all. The PAK file doesn't open as a zip. And everyone knows that quake pak files are just zip files containing your map bsps.

AviD

08:49

really hope youre still joking....

tylerl

Because everyone who's anyone learned to hack quake back in 1998.

You never wrote any quake mods? They had their own C complier. It was great.

AviD

sorry, didnt get to quake till much later.

I was out of gaming mainstream till late...

kalina

in 1998?

AviD

hell I still am.

kalina

that's a bit late in the product life cycle

that's like saying

OMG GUYS I JUST LEARNED TO HACK WINDOWS XP

AviD

08:51

hehe

kalina

by 1998 Quake 2 was already old, Half Life was out, Quake 3 was late in development

yesterday I found out most of the guys in the bridge have grey hairs

AviD

yeah, I think I went to half life first, and only got to quake on 3. And late for that, too.

kalina

I find this fact hilarious

although obviously you guys all have grey hairs too

TildalWave

@AviD we have 1st site self-eval ... anything to know about it or just what it says on the box?

AviD

@kalina I don't.

I am bald.

By choice.

kalina

08:52

@TildalWave answer truthfully

it really is exactly what it says on the tin

AviD

@TildalWave I guess the box thing....

kalina

the mods of the site will get access to the stats at the end and stack exchange will see them

AviD

honestly dont really remember it.

TildalWave

@kalina oh noes how? there's 4 out of 10 of my own answers there LOL

Terry Chia

@TildalWave No, it's a chance for SE to strip you of your mod diamonds if they don't like your face. :)

kalina

08:53

it's in your sites best interest to correctly highlight shite content

TildalWave

@TerryChia it would be mutual anyway so what's your point? :P

AviD

you dont like their diamonds?

Prefer a pearl necklace....?

Terry Chia

@TildalWave They can strip you, you can't strip them.

TildalWave

no I mean the other part

AviD

@TerryChia Are they also going to cavity search him?

kalina

08:54

@AviD yes

TildalWave

for diamonds?

kalina

no

AviD

@TildalWave That sounds uncomfortable.

kalina

just to make you uncomfortable

or... comfortable, as the case may be in your instance

Terry Chia

@AviD Dunno. Maybe you should superping a community manager in here to discuss the matter?

kalina

08:55

some people like it, I'm not one of them

don't bring the chaos team in here -.-

TildalWave

shame I was just about to finger you :P

AviD

need to insert the sound of a rubber glove being snapped on....

kalina

@TildalWave sexual harassment, flagging for being a douche

TildalWave

hehe

Terry Chia

@TildalWave I think @Adnan may have some tips for you. He sure likes his cactus.

kalina

08:56

-.-

AviD

@kalina Then watch out for @Adnan's pineapples.

tylerl

This question literally made me laugh:

kalina

where is @Adnan today

tylerl

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Q: SQL injection with "INSERT" statement

I am currently studying the most basic SQL injections that are possible. Pure and solely for the purpose of teaching myself the basics before advancing to more advanced ones. I am recreating this situation with the following statement: $result = $dbConnect->query("INSERT INTO UserTable VALUES (...

kalina

we should all ping @Adnan 100 times so that when he gets back he has shitloads to read

Terry Chia

08:56

@AviD Oh, he's into pineapples as well?

AviD

@kalina I think he's hiding.

Or maybe doing that thing called "work".

kalina

@Adnan is hiding?

@Adnan is working?

AviD

@TerryChia wasnt it a pineapple before the cactus?

Terry Chia

@AviD Dunno.... where is @Adnan when we need him?

AviD

@TerryChia we need him?

Terry Chia

08:57

@AviD Yeah, we need to clarify this with him. Cactus or pineapple or both?

TildalWave

@AviD the other way around

kalina

@tylerl not sure if this is a serious question or not

even I giggled at that.

also @Adnan probably would if he was here

@Adnan ping

AviD

@TildalWave well, its important to start small, and have goals.

kalina

@Adnan pong

TildalWave

@AviD twss

AviD

08:59

@kalina @Adnan pacman

kalina

@TildalWave I would never say that, just sayin'

size does matter

anybody who tells you otherwise is dating somebody with a small penis and doesn't want to hurt his feelings

TildalWave

it's about the scale, particularly with pineapples

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