> Pick a side randomly and defend it to the death!
> OK, @HaloFour, I tossed a coin and it came up tails. So henceforth, I'm going to dedicate my life to arguing for optional semicolons! They are awesome and everyone who says otherwise is a jellyfish.
> Hey, what's wrong with jellyfish? They're delicious deep fried.
> Deep frying all my opponents seems a little extreme. But if that’s what it takes...
> And dipped in chili sauce. Opponents are always better dipped in chili sauce.