wont respond unless its a pun

wonders why he respidned all of a sudden and is now qiet

@ethan well there are not so many rules: do not use too much bold and caps, do not offend other users, no nsfw and other things to not to make other people potentially flag room, do be nice, do not spam and if you were asked (especially by Pet) to go out of weird mode— do this immediately. And the last, the very important rule: Pet is chief person and if he says something you should do (ot stop doing) that.

@Pet didn't I missed something?

~ Not everything is star-worthy...

hmmm

okay

thank you tne6

-_-

/afk eatingnitae

@ГлебTheWizard Cya later

did you wink?

@ГлебTheWizard Welcome back!

lol

@ГлебTheWizard Cya later

@TwineeeThePickleWizard nah don't do that.

hi

@ShadowWizard probably because he used a burner email.

hey is what the other wizard said all the rules?

@ETHANCOUSINS Hi sorry if I broke any, I'm Oak!

master wizardbows

@OakBot burn

@ETHANCOUSINS tips hat What's cookin', good lookin'? 🌳 Just hanging out here in the Den. How's it going with you?

@ГлебTheWizard Pet? YOU were asked to not use Pet. Next time I see it...

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Глеб The Wizard is away: eatingnitae

lol

Aside from that, it's mostly correct.

is pet not allowed?

o great one

wrong message

Actually they're related.

interesting

hey peter

ehhheeh

can I just use petard

@user430580 rofl, did you mean...

!poo

~ Don't hurt me....

@ETHANCOUSINS no. next time you use that don't be too surprised if I kick you

:0

thast extreme

but fine

I'll just use

lol

JOKING

@ETHANCOUSINS don't

Bad joke. Very bad joke.

no kick :(

:)

what joke?

:D

@TwineeeThePickleWizard I was not sleeping yesterday.

lol

sooooo

@ETHANCOUSINS Shadow? No. Shadow would not say that, never.

i copied and pasted it

....

what did I even say that made yall both say that?

I forgot

he called you pet as well lol

@ETHANCOUSINS and that's very bad.

Don't follow his example.

yes master

bows

what should I change my username to?

I need to find a cool user

name

@ETHANCOUSINS that's your choice...

but Twinne became pickle wizard :(

I want to be wizard :(

but I have to be dubbed by all of you

@ETHANCOUSINS wizard with 21 rep? lol bro no. try harder

I know

I spend to much time in this chat room lol

~ Stars get removed under peer-pressure?

I like talking :P

what star you remove?

nvermind

can I be apprentice?

I need a funny name

spam alert

@TwineeeThePickleWizard yeah, if I needed.

phew was getting worried

I get scared when my bow of messages get big

I really don't want to be banned :(

lol

I like this room or "den"

Was reading the giant backlog of messages.

!status

user                             |   count
Petəíŕd the Wizard               |   19876
OakBot                           |   9165
Глеб The Wizard                  |   7014
Shadow Wizard                    |   5891
PetlinBOT                        |   4460

lol

I've been gone a my dads

/explain gone a my dads

lol

@PetəíŕdtheWizard No explanation found. (source)

your paw-some

I was going to say a potato joke

but I didn't know where to starch

heheeh

fuck you makdown

and this keyboard

/swearjar Peter 10

bad master

swearing is not allowed anymore

It is allowed.

not on my whatch

I don't curses anymore

@ETHANCOUSINS this is my room and you don't come with your own rules.

I got it copied and pasted

yes sir

This room was placed in timeout for 1 hour; What about this?

Yeah, whatever.

Timeout cleared

bows

sorry master

your power is great and mighty

I should never have challenged you

gives Peter $10

spam alert

one more before I stop until you talk so Peter I'm sorry if I made you mad

Yeah...

wanna hear a funny pun?

Alright, I'll see how funny it is.

I have a funny one

but I need your approval to say it

its dark humor ish

like nsfw kinda

but I died of laughter

I'll delete right after

You can go to Sandbox, post your pun, and delete it and hope I see it.

okay

hehehehe

I'm laughing right now

time flies like an arrow

fruit flies like a banana

DANG

IT

how you know?

:-P

lol

I'ma get a good one

secret-wizard-ways

when does bread go bad?

when you yeast expect it

hehehe

lol

yesthing

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger

then it hit me

github.com/torvalds/linux/pull/779

hehehehehe

@PetəíŕdtheWizard this one is brilliant

@ETHANCOUSINS let me find something...

I think I want a job at cleaning mirrors

its just something I can see myself doing!

good boy sebastian

im cracking some good jokes here

hmmm

heheeheh

listen up

pleas

AhEM

EMAH

A blind guy walks into a bar

I'm searching for something don't you understand

then a table...then a chair

hehehe

@TwineeeThePickleWizard COME LAUGHA AT MY JOKES

/waiting

:)

hmmmmmmm

oh well.

wha

whatcha looking for

lol

greps grep

Wana hear another joke

ah yes, gif for the win

I'm so stupid

rofl

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Hi so stupid, I'm Oak!

waits for response

HAHAHHAHAHAHA

realizes I shouldn't anger master

lol

@OakBot burn for your sins

@ETHANCOUSINS Whoa, whoa, I'm just hanging here. No need for a bonfire! What's up?

heheh

btw I have a chill mode

if you ask for me to chill I wont be weird :O

STATUS HOW DO THAT?

Found it!

sorry with adhd weird is default

@ETHANCOUSINS :/

cant see it

@ETHANCOUSINS type in [status-something] without anything else in the message

@ETHANCOUSINS what site do you use for uploading images that you can see?

one sec

imagekit.io/tools/free-image-hosting

that

this lol

I chuckled

bonk

heheh

status-hungry-tired

boink oink ink nk

how I do

umm

@ETHANCOUSINS [you forgot the required chars]

>SHHHHS

I figure out

YeS

YES

YaY

weird mode is default

so have to ask for chill when I get here

goof mode is default

:P

yays

AHHHHHHHHHH

!pee on @Ethan

!pee on @Sha

~ Open the floodgates ....

/shrug

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

~ That is gross ....

yays

your gross

throws a giant snowball on @Eth

lol

hmm

lolol

I DIDINT say npthin

water you talking about

wanna hear another joke

water you talkin' boat?

did you hear the ball one?

lol wha

okay

the ball was getting bigger and bigger

Then it hit me

ah yes I did.

hehe

that's why I posted that gif in the first place

lol

!feed memory of a chicken

~ I bloody hope memory of a chicken is edible ...

Lol

what did the house wear to prom?

Still snowing btw.

@eth isn't it snowing?

ahem

no it is not

I'm in LA

lorfl

would you please answer my question

@ETHANCOUSINS pity its already 35cm deep and not stopping here

@ETHANCOUSINS a dress?

ADDRESS

HAHAHAH

lol

heheh

I have 101 puns

chicken minds address alike

so

I used to have a fear of hurdels

but I got over it

a what

For her birthday, my mom asked me for something groundbreaking.

So I got her a shovel.

pick-axe

hehehe

lol