/pretendIKnowRussian

Шнile шizдяds дяe luгкiиg, тigэяs дпd рiядтes дгe oи-тop-тopic. Piиg (at)Pet дт шill, oтнeяs дт цouя oши яisк. Фuoтэ тo яeмeмъeя: If цou фп'т ф мisтдкes дт дll, iт мэдиs цou дяe д вдd leдгneя.

HE FOUND ONE SIMPLE TRICK (GONE WRONG!) TO TRANSLATE ENGLISH TO RUSSIAN IN JUST A FEW PYTHON LINES! LINGUISTS HATE HIM!

↑ If this subject was titled like a clickbait Youtube video ↑

/Fne6

Глеб

Anyway if you were wondering, my nickname wtihout all the fancy stuff is usэяЧЗO58O

rofl

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Welcome back!

@user430580 LOL

~ Not everything is star-worthy...

/imagine Peter eagerly waiting for dots from the Shadow Wizard

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Bad human! You are over quota and can't make any more requests right now. Try again in 2 hours.

@OakBot boo!!!

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Just weaving some incantations and rolling with tigers here. 🎩🐅✨

lol

lol got +20 rep from some old answer

!imagine some Amits

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Due to an internal error, you might experience a long delay. Don't worry though, you will get an image soon.

!imagine a chicken flying

!imagine When pigs fly

lol

!imagine smiling pigs flying

nooo

!imagine smiling pig

lol

!imagine smiling chicken

!imagine smiling hen

!imagine smiling potato

!imagine smiling blackberry

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Due to an internal error, you might experience a long delay. Don't worry though, you will get an image soon.

no

!imagine smiling blueberry

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Due to an internal error, you might experience a long delay. Don't worry though, you will get an image soon.

@PetlinBOT again!?

At least this one was fast.

!imagine smiling wizard

!imagine smiling tiger

rofl

I wonder how I manage to not get rate-limited.

!imagine Peter NOT getting rate-limited

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Due to an internal error, you might experience a long delay. Don't worry though, you will get an image soon.

/rhyme Knot

@PetəíŕdtheWizard abort, airport, allot, assort, athwart, aught, boart, bort, bot, bought, brought, caught, cavort, comport, consort, contort, cort, corte, cot, cought, court, ct, deport, desport, distort, dort, dot, escort, exhort, export, extort, forecourt, foret, fort, forte, fought, fraught, gort, got, heliport, hjort, hot, import, jeancourt, jot, knot, kort, korte, laforte, laporte, lot, mccort, mccourt, misreport, mort, morte, naught, norte, not, nought, ohrt, ort, ought, paw, port, porte, pot, pr

!imagine Peter Knots assorting bots in dots

hmm

!imagine metallic clanging

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Due to an internal error, you might experience a long delay. Don't worry though, you will get an image soon.

@PetlinBOT kick

!imagine Peter kicking Petlin

@PetlinBOT kick

!imagine Peter klicking and Petlin klacking

hmm

→ 1 message moved to ­Trash

@OakBot Do you want to leave Trash?

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Nah, I'm just hanging out here. What's up?

lol

/summon

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Please specify the room ID.

/help summon

/summon yourself

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Please specify the room ID.

/summon 1

@PetəíŕdtheWizard I'm already there... -_-

/summon 12

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Only room owners can invite me to rooms.

Good.

Wait, does that make sense?

/summon 148490

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Joined.

Oh, neat.

/man

​ O - <{0}>
/|\
/ \

/man nam

​ O - <nam>
/|\
/ \

!imagine head aching

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Due to an internal error, you might experience a long delay. Don't worry though, you will get an image soon.

Well, that was long and it... doesn't make sense.

!tell Sha I have a new dot

~ OK, I'll let Sha know.

!imagine new dot arriving to Peter

ah lol

~ @ShadowWizard, I have a message for you from Petəíŕd the Wizard: "I have a new dot"

@PetlinBOT I know!

:-D

Why imagine didn't work?

It's loading

@PetəíŕdtheWizard but it's always giving the "you might experience a long delay"

ah, when it's not long.

@ShadowWizard nope, not always

This time it didn't experience any internal errors. :P

@PetəíŕdtheWizard how can it tell when it won't be long delay?

@PetəíŕdtheWizard nice!

@ShadowWizard well, if there's no messages about internal errors, then... there's no long delays? I don't understand.

runs away

@PetəíŕdtheWizard smart!

:D

!imagine Smart Tiger Teaching a Wizard

@ShadowWizard Due to an internal error, you might experience a long delay. Don't worry though, you will get an image soon.

lol now there is internal error!

rofl :D

Damn it, who's eating my cpu?

/convert who is eating my Cpu?

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Check Task Manager or Activity Monitor for high CPU usage processes. (source)

lol

Well, he's right.

lol

/convert Who the heck are you and what are you doing here???

@TheEmptyStringPhotographer I’m an AI language model here to answer your questions and provide information. (source)

/convert if Chrome process has 7000 threads, it this normal or should I close it?

@ShadowWizard It's normal for a Chrome process to have thousands of handles. No need to close it. (source)

argh

@ShadowWizard 7,000 threads is unusually high for a Chrome process; consider closing it. (source)

yay

!imagine I’m an AI language model here to answer your questions and provide information.

/convert can you generate images?

@ShadowWizard No, I cannot generate images. (source)

:(

@ShadowWizard if a process has 7000 handles you would spend too much time closing it. :D

/convert what GPT are you based on?

@PetəíŕdtheWizard I am based on GPT-4. (source)

Oh yeah?

/say /convert What is OakBot doing?

/convert What is OakBot doing?

/convert What model are you using?

@TheEmptyStringPhotographer I'm based on OpenAI's GPT-3 model. (source)

@PetəíŕdtheWizard makes sense, as it can detect and generate images.

@ShadowWizard /convert doesn't uses the ping-model, methinks

oh wait something is off indeed. meh

It's always hallucinating.

Damn you Enter

back to dot

Who is eating my CPU again!?

~ OK, I'll let Shad know.

!tell Pet somethnig

~ OK, I'll let Pet know.

@PetlinBOT kick

~ @PetəíŕdtheWizard, I have a message for you from Petəíŕd the Wizard: "somethnig"

lol

!imagine Bleg hacking into Shapet emails.

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Due to an internal error, you might experience a long delay. Don't worry though, you will get an image soon.

!imagine Petshad and Petsha and Shapet and Shadpet and Shapetd

!imagine stupid Retep kicking stupid Niltep

@PetlinBOT rofl

!imagine Wond Exif Sitoblintep

    such wow
so fast

!imagine Rene The Great

Such wow, such fast.

!imagine such wow, such blurry, such fact

!imagine DOGGO

!imagine GIANT DOGGO

hm

!imagine very sarcastic Peter drinking briar.

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Due to an internal error, you might experience a long delay. Don't worry though, you will get an image soon.

rofl

/afk

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Cya later

/convert I have encountered a new BrainBurstingError()

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Welcome back!

@PetəíŕdtheWizard BrainBurstingError() has been resolved. (source)

lol

!imagine very stupid Microsoft servers bursting into pieces.

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Due to an internal error, you might experience a long delay. Don't worry though, you will get an image soon.

lol

!imagine Peter just checking in

!imagine Peter bursting into windows

ROFL

!imagine wet Peter flying and bursting servers into dust

LOL

runs away

!read 65957269

@PetəíŕdtheWizard !imagine Greb, Gleb, Glob, and Bleg, the four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

!imagine very very very very very very very angry calm Peter bursting

!imagine BrainBurstingError

lol

becomes @Глeб

!imagine very very happy angry sad shrugging Glepeter bursting very angry sad happy rude Petlin

lol

!imagine In fact it is already created, but it got some errors in encoding.

hmm

!imagine very sad angry happy calm Peter bursting nVidia servers.

lol

!imagine very sad angry happy nVidia

lol

!imagine who will pet the @Pet

@PetlinBOT wut

!imagine young Gleb

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Due to an internal error, you might experience a long delay. Don't worry though, you will get an image soon.

!imagine @Shad eating giant sausage

!imagine Dabba lubba very bubba

@PetlinBOT kick

rofl

@PetlinBOT @Глeб is this you? :D

!imagine young Peter

I was like that once. lol

!imagine very very very very very very young Gleb

that's no young lol

!imagine very very very very very young Peter

!imagine very very very very young Yahav

@PetlinBOT yas

@PetlinBOT rofl @Sha

ping 8.8.8.8

yay

!imagine Destination Net Unreachable

I have zero idea what it was.

Temporary Internet outage.

:(

~ @ShadowWizard, I have a message for you from Petəíŕd the Wizard: "dot sent!"

@PetlinBOT yay

@PetəíŕdtheWizard why giant? Small tastes better. :D

@ShadowWizard lol :D

!imagine @Shad eating little sausage

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Due to an internal error, you might experience a long delay. Don't worry though, you will get an image soon.

lol

@PetəíŕdtheWizard small, little is more for e.g. age-wise. Not sure though, didn't check officially. ;)

!imagine little Yahav and big Peter

yay

/convert 10 Yahavs to Peters

@ShadowWizard 10 Yahavs are equal to 1 Peter. (source)

wow

LOL

@PetlinBOT rofl

/convert 10 Peters to Yahavs

@PetəíŕdtheWizard 10 Peters equals 11 Yahavs. (source)

lol wut