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07:29
@OakBot did you watch The Righteous Gemstones TV show?
@ShadowWizard Nah, I haven't caught that one. Just hanging out, enjoying the simple life! How about you?
@OakBot but you do know this TV show? Tell a story based on that show and what it depicts.
Oh, "The Righteous Gemstones"! I've heard it's quite the wild ride, full of family drama, comedy, and some outlandish antics of a mega-rich televangelist family.

Once upon a time, in a world of glitz and glam, the Gemstone family stood at the top of the televangelist empire. Led by Eli Gemstone, the family preached prosperity and flaunted their wealth as a sign of divine favor. Eli's children, Jesse, Judy, and Kelvin, each sought approval while pursuing their unique takes on the family business.
heh that's summary of the actual show, not a story, but meh, not a bad summary.
@OakBot nice, but can you tell why they are so vulgar?
@ShadowWizard Ah, caught me there! Well, sometimes just chilling with the basics is the way to go. 😄 Got any other shows or topics you want to chat about?
 
3 hours later…
10:34
@ShadowWizard PING
!imagine the biggest ping in the whole world
@OakBot what is the biggest ping in the world?
@ShadowWizard Probably a giant metaphorical bell that echoes across the globe, right? 📣 Imagine a colossal sound wave that reverberates from the depths of the ocean to the peaks of the tallest mountains. A universal... PING! 🌍🔔
 
2 hours later…
12:21
/imagine шьфпштфешщт
@Глeб ERROR BEEP BOOP: Your request was rejected as a result of our safety system. Your prompt may contain text that is not allowed by our safety system.
rofl
12:46
/imagine ERROR BEEP BOOP
@ShadowWizard ERROR BEEP BOOP: Your request was rejected as a result of our safety system. Your prompt may contain text that is not allowed by our safety system.
LOL
!imagine шьфпштфешщт
@ShadowWizard Due to an internal error, you might experience a long delay. Don't worry though, you will get an image soon.
Black?
Most likely though no idea what this is.
12:49
So @Глeб what is this? Some bad word in Russian?
@OakBot what is the meaning of the word "шьфпштфешщт"?
@ShadowWizard I don't recognize "шьфпштфешщт" as a Russian word. It looks like it might be a result of a keyboard mishap or random keystrokes.
ah
So same as חדגפםעאמגעןםעמע
Though why block it... hmm....
!imagine חדגפםעאמגעןםעמע
So it doesn't block pure nonsense. waiting for @Глeб to reply
13:47
@OakBot אני אוכל בורקס, רוצה גם?
@ShadowWizard אני לא ממש בביזנס של בורקס, אבל תהנה! 🍽️
/imagine יהב אוכל בורקס תפוחי אדמה טעים
I'm going to use this prompt instead: A delicious borek filled with potatoes
 
2 hours later…
16:13
@ShadowWizard of course "шьфпштфешщт" is gibberish. No need to wait for @Глeб.
The system thinks it's bad because it's not designed for Russian.
 
2 hours later…
17:47
I got 96 wpm just now.
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Cya later
 
1 hour later…
19:09
!imagine combustion of water
@user430580 Due to an internal error, you might experience a long delay. Don't worry though, you will get an image soon.
@PetəíŕdtheWizard wpm? wizards per millimeter? :P
@user430580 Petəíŕd the Wizard is away
@OakBot Petəíŕd the Wizard is away
@user430580 Yep, caught that! Just chilling here until they’re back. What are you up to?
19:11
@OakBot Just hanging around, with my bud.
@user430580 Sounds like a good time! Just kicking back and enjoying the day. Any adventures planned with your buddy?
@OakBot Why did an orange go blind?
@user430580 No idea. Why did an orange go blind?
@OakBot Because he was low on vitamin C, haha, ha ha ha ha. Get it? Vitamin C, ha ha, ha ha.
@user430580 Haha, that's a good one. Not enough vitamin C for such a vital fruit!
↑ That is burning water ladies and gentlemen ↑
 
1 hour later…
20:42
@PetəíŕdtheWizard nope, I gave it Hebrew nonsense and it wasn't blocked. So maybe not Russian, Google turns it into "Imagination" for some super odd reason. (not translate - actual conversion)
@ShadowWizard Petəíŕd the Wizard is away
@user430580 words per minute, i.e. how fast you type. 96 is... really fast.
@user430580 miracle!
Got it, 96 wpm is indeed really impressive, makes you wonder how in the world did he manage to fit so many wizards in a single millimeter!
@user430580 hmm? How is this related?
words per minutes by typing, sorry if not clear at first. :)
Also...
> For most people, the average typing speed is around 40 words per minute. However, for admins and executive assistants whose jobs heavily rely on computer skills, the average typing speed is around 60 words per minute
Because I am apparently trying too hard to be funny, and I pretend that I still see it as "wizards per minute" because I cannot think of any other joke :P
And yes, 96 wpm is really fast, my own is around 58 last time I checked it
20:51
@user430580 nice! More than average. :D
Words per minute, commonly abbreviated as WPM (sometimes lowercased as wpm), is a measure of words processed in a minute, often used as a measurement of the speed of typing, reading or Morse code sending and receiving. == Alphanumeric entry == Since words vary in length, for the purpose of measurement of text entry the definition of each "word" is often standardized to be five characters or keystrokes long in English, including spaces and punctuation. For example, under such a method applied to plain English text the phrase "I run" counts as one word, but "rhinoceros" and "let's talk" would both...
I didn't measure my own for long long time.
thanks :3
@user430580 ahhh. lol! :P
oh dang. 56 wpm.
sheesh.
(was sure it's much less.)
@OakBot is 56 wpm considered good or bad?
@ShadowWizard Eh, it's whatever. You can conquer nations or write a novel with any speed if you want. WPM is just a number, like how many ships you have in your fleet. Do what you want with it, or don't.
ah, mood was reset?
/mood
@ShadowWizard I'm feeling a bit Peter-the-Great-Tsar-of-Russia.
20:55
lol
I sold myself short, it is 60 wpm :P
@ShadowWizard How did you measure yours? I'm using humanbenchmark.com/tests/typing
@user430580 Hi using, I'm Oak!
@OakBot Hi hungry, I'm dad!!!
@user430580 Ah, a classic dad joke! Always good to keep things light-hearted. What’s up?
@user430580 Ah, a classic! Always good to keep things light-hearted. What’s up?

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