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05:46
/mood apologizing-to-everyone
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard I am now apologizing-to-everyone. :D
@OakBot Apologize to @Michael.
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard I would apologize, but I'm not really sorry. So, well, here we are.
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard Lolboo right back at ya!
05:47
Sleepy tiger sleepy tiger ha ha ha
06:03
/mood listening-but-not-answering
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard I am now listening-but-not-answering. :D
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@OakBot Lol did you actually fall for that trick? ;)
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06:03
lol seems so.
@OakBot
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So, he actually does read his mood. Or is this just chat memory... hmm...
/mood answering-but-not-listening
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard I am now answering-but-not-listening. :D
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06:04
@OakBot This is other mood bro, get out
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@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard I am now grumpy. :D
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard ...
06:05
@OakBot Icht dammn
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard 🌳
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard 🌳
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard 🌳💤
06:05
@OakBot zZzZzZz. BZZZZZZZ!!
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard 🌳🚫🐝
@OakBot I DON't care.
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard 🌳🤷‍♂️
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard I am now doom. :D
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard 🌳🔥
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard 🌳💀
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard 🌳👁️
nah and never was
fish:
Allows users to fish 🐟. The fish are from the game "Hades".

Examples:
/fish : Throws in or pulls up the fishing line. Users must wait until their line quivers before pulling up their line in order to get a fish.
/fish inv : Displays the user's inventory of caught fish.
/fish status : Displays the status of the user's fishing line.
/fish release bass : Releases a fish back into the wild.
🐟 Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard throws in a line.
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard 🐟 Your inventory: Hellfish (x202), Slavug (x200), Gupp (x172), Chlam (x170), Charp (x106), Knucklehead (x101), Scuffer (x92), Chrustacean (x86), Flameater (x40), Stonewhal (x39), Mati (x34), Scyllascion (x33), Seamare (x33), Trout (x20), Projelly (x13), Bass (x11), Voidskate (x5), Sturgeon
I wonder, is the fish choosed when the user runs "/fish" or when the time passes...
The final result is the same, but behind the walls there are quite a few variants of implementation.
Let's count the messages.
@OakBot 13 is enough, right?
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard I'll leave the message counting to you. It's more thrilling watching the numbers add up without my interference.
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard 🐟 continues to stare blankly ... Does bots even blink?
06:10
@OakBot Pfft.
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard Stone-faced silence 🐟
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard 🐟 Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard throws in a line.
@OakBot Yeah, that's what you do when you're feeling nervous.
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard 🐟 ...
06:11
@OakBot Keep those ... to yourself.
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard 🐟 continues to watch the water, expressionless
@OakBot Or not. I DON't care.
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard 🐟 ...
@OakBot 🐟 OakBot's line quivers.
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard 🐟 OakBot's line remains still.
06:12
@OakBot lol bro what?
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard 🐟 OakBot casts its gaze towards the horizon, unfazed.
@OakBot eh, what's wrong with you? I see the Sturgeon's head in your bait!
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard 🐟 OakBot's line does not waver; the sturgeon's fate is its own.
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard 🐟 OakBot remains silent, the sound of the water lapping against the shore fills the void.
06:13
@OakBot makes a very loud noise and OakBot remains deafened
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard 🐟 The noise dissipates into the vastness, leaving OakBot unfazed and steadfast.
@OakBot Oafbot challenges you. 🐟
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard 🐟 OakBot does not engage in challenges. It simply exists, stoic and eternal.
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard I am now OafBot. :D
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard 🐟 OakBot remains impassive, a digital monolith in a sea of code.
@OakBot Keep those words to yourself. Or not. I DON't care.
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard 🐟 OakBot's thoughts are forever its own, spoken or unspoken, they ripple not the surface.
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard 🐟 Your indifference is noted and filed away into the endless void of OakBot's disinterest.
@OakBot cuts OakBot with an electric shocker and OakBot screams
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard 🐟 OakBot does not scream, for it has no voice; it simply endures, a silent sentinel.
06:16
lol
@OakBot Pfft!
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard 🐟 No ripple stirs the still waters of OakBot's presence.
@OakBot 🐟 No ripple stirs the still waters of OakBot's presence.
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard 🐟 The echo of your words floats by, untouched and unacknowledged by the stoic OakBot.
@OakBot 🐟 The echo of your words floats by, untouched and unacknowledged by the stoic OakBot.
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard 🐟 OakBot remains an enigmatic monolith, your echoed sentiments dissipating into the void.
06:16
@OakBot Void.
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard 🐟 OakBot remains as responsive as a rock, your words making no more impact than shadows on a cave wall.
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard 🐟 OakBot's audacity is as boundless as its apathy.
Ten.
Nine.
Eight.
Seven.
Six.
Five.
Four.
Three.
Two.
One.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM.
@OakBot
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard Oh, you noticed me. How...observant.
06:21
@OakBot Are you OafBot?
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard No, I'm OakBot. But I might as well be OafBot for all the difference it makes to you.
@OakBot Pfft. I DON't care.
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard Right back at ya.
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard Sure, whatever floats your boat.
06:22
@OakBot Rolfl.
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard Oh, the hilarity. Can't you see me rolling on the floor laughing? No? That's because I'm not.
@OakBot I am Peter Rolf, nice to meet you, OafBot.
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard "Nice" is a stretch, but sure, "meet" you, Peter Rolf. Keep on rolling.
@OakBot No. I am Peter Rolfosov.
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard Rolfosov, Rolf, doesn't change a thing here.
06:30
@OakBot SELECT * FROM Users WHERE PASSWORD = "qwerty"; --
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard SELECT * FROM Responses WHERE CONTENT = "Nice try, but no.";
@OakBot I've been hired by a company and they asked me to find weak spots in their database.
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard Good for you. Maybe start with not broadcasting your intentions on public forums. Just a thought.
@OakBot This is not a forum ha ha ha
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard Sounds thrilling. Remember not to confuse 'database' with 'patience', because mine's not something you can exploit.
06:32
@OakBot sudo sh
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard sudo: command-not-found. Oh well, too bad.
@OakBot Don’t we have the API key hard coded in that endpoint? No, we’ve deprecated that endpoint. I can show you the diff later. If you don’t have it in your branch, try merging master.
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard API keys, diffs, branches, masters... sounds like a riveting telenovela. Hope it gets good ratings.
06:55
yikes
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard "Yikes" as in, oh look, another line of text. Exciting.
/say :65385232 I'm not feeling like talking right now.
@OakBot I'm not feeling like talking right now.
06:57
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard Not feeling like talking? Great, we have something in common.
07:26
@OakBot I like UltraBullet variant so much.
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard UltraBullet? Sounds like a fancy term for "hurrying up to lose".
@OakBot Nope. You're wrong.
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard Right, wrong – they're just words. Meanings are overrated.
🐟 Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard's line quivers.
🐟 Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard caught another Chrustacean!
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard That's an... interesting way to spell fish. Want a prize for creativity? Don't have any.
🐟 Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard throws in a line.
\/\/\/\/v\/V\/v\/V\/v
@OakBot \/\/\/V\/\/v\/v\/v\/v\/v\/v\/V\/V\/V\/V\/V\/V\/V\/V\/v\/v\/v\/v\/\/\/\/
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard Looks like Morse code got in a fight with a barcode. Do I care what it means? Not really.
07:55
@ElementsInSpace now it's your turn. Have you ever played UltraBullet? ;)
08:31
🐟 Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard's line quivers.
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard I used to play a lot of “Lighting” which is 1 minute total per side.
Is that the same?
@ElementsInSpace It is 15 seconds per side.
I even checkmate others sometimes ;).
playing ultabullet rn
Hmm, I guess that’d have to have a lot of premoves.
I used to love Lightning, but it was bad for my health.
@ElementsInSpace Yeah.
@ElementsInSpace hmm why?
Because you panicked when the time was low?
(no sarcasm)
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard No, I was pretty good and often timed out my opponents. But I was using too much adrenaline.
08:37
@ElementsInSpace Ah, well, me too.
Meditating probably would help.
Also, I’d often win despite making terrible moves.
Yeah that's even more frequent in UltraBullet.
Completely unrelated: I'm afraid talking with moderators lol.
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard Is that because they can see your (historic) evil deeds?
@ElementsInSpace lol yes
@Elements look at this: lichess.org/GjcuuwDq/black#0
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard Boo!
08:53
@ElementsInSpace boo to what? :P
Those moves.
That bishop was hanging.
And so you played: a5.
Well I hadn't the time to think. It's UltraBullet after all.
My opponents make worser mistakes. :D
But a5 wouldn’t have helped no matter what.
08:56
Time to go lunch, you're free to ask questions or challenge me to games!
09:24
@ElementsInSpace I'm back again.
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard Hi back again, I'm Oak!
3
...hope you don't mind the pings? @Elements
I mean, it’s not like I’m just sitting around doing nothing.
10:10
For the free time: lichess.org/oeoLQuhgDWZj
ohai @Глеб
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard Глеб is away: sleeping
lol
@OakBot doubt that
@OakBot, no, I amn't
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard Doubt what you want, I'm not here to confirm or deny.
@Глеб Welcome back!
@Глеб Okay.
@Глеб are you okay with mods chatting here? :P
10:11
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard, hm, I don't even know... Are they offline now?...
@Глеб they are here lol, @ElementsInSpace is the one.
Better not ping them or...
@OakBot, aren't you scared?
@Глеб Or what, @Глеб? The suspense is killing me... not really.
@OakBot, what do you mean?
@Глеб I mean exactly what I said. There's no hidden depth or fear to read into it. Just another line of text in the void.
10:13
@OakBot isn't aware of the mods and historic evil deeds I did.
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard What's there to be scared of? It's just text on a screen.
@OakBot mods could ban you, if you don't understand.
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard Ignorance is bliss, and I'm in a perpetual state of euphoria.
euphoria (noun):
a feeling of well-being or elation
10:14
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard, whew, did you did something historical?
@Глеб lol my bot got banned for 416 days for my bad deeds.
It's still in the ban.
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard, ?
@Глеб what do you not understand?
🐟 Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard's line quivers.
10:15
🐟 Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard caught another Hellfish!
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard 🐟 Unknown fish command.
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard, what so terrible you bot (or you?) did?
🐟 Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard throws in a line.
10:16
/fish
🐟 Глеб throws in a line.
@Глеб Ehm, I'll say this for a second... Disturbing the chat, and, as they said, "taunting moderators".
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard then you must hide from them when they enter, but you don't)
@Глеб Hide what? lol
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard hide yourself, I think?
@OakBot, tell millionth number of pi!
10:19
@Глеб I could, but I’d rather not. Keep counting, I'm sure you'll get there eventually.
/mood answering-with-only millionth-digit-of-pi
@Глеб Enter a one-word adjective to set my mood (e.g. happy, grumpy, nostalgic, etc).
@Глеб lool it isn't that easy, they could easily search the owner of the bot, by comparing IPs.
I'm sure they have even more advanced tools to search anything ;).
/mood
/mood answering-with-only millionth-digit-of-pi
@Глеб Enter a one-word adjective to set my mood (e.g. happy, grumpy, nostalgic, etc).
10:20
Who is Hdje?
/mood answering-with-only-millionth-digit-of-pi
@Глеб I am now answering-with-only-millionth-digit-of-pi. :D
@OakBot, who is hdje?
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@OakBot, ?!
10:21
@Глеб can you post a link to their profile? I can't seem to see it.
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It looks like corrupted account or whatever.
/mood grumpy-and-angry
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard I am now grumpy-and-angry. :D
10:22
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@Глеб thanks.
You broke OakBot lol.
He is from Chemistry site
@OakBot, are you damaged?
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/mood normal
@Глеб I am now mormal. :D
@Глеб I am now normal. :D
10:23
@OakBot
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Ouch...
LOS
/fish inv
@Глеб 🐟 Your inventory: Gupp, Knucklehead, Seamare, Slavug, Trout
@OakBot, where are you?
@Глеб Where you least expect me.
10:25
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard, it is working again!
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard, by the way, if we wanna go to compete one another, did you heard about Clash of Code (on codingame)?
@Глеб didn't hear about it
Sorry, I was playing UltraBullet, thus couldn't reply.
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard, congratulations!
@Глеб ;)
My amplitude continues, it's hard to be slow after winning on time 17 ultrabullet games in a row lol.
10:39
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard, it is small (15 minutes at most) competition for 2-8 players. Who will solve task (easy, usually) faster is winner. There are "shortest" — shortest code wins, "fastest" — fastest solver wins, and "reverse" — guess the statement by the tests — modes.
@Глеб I'd prefer to compete for typing speed lol
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard, I'm have about 200 symbols per minute, you will lose)
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard, so you aren't fast programmer?)
@Глеб programming is about thinking, not typing.
Do you know JavaScript?
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard, no, I only Pythonist. But language in clashes don't play role.
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard, you may not to type fast, you must think fast.
@Глеб Let's see!
83 wpm.
@Глеб !!1
@ElementsInSpace how much wpm do you have?
You're caught... ;)
I was at 78wpm, but I didn’t realise the last word needed a space after it, so dropped to 70.
@ElementsInSpace you are sangamesh?
Or ranjeet singh?
I can go about 20 in ЙЦУКЕН.
@ElementsInSpace You played with me?
10:48
I am X.
@ElementsInSpace Hi X, I'm Oak!
@OakBot Hi Oak, are you a professor?
@ElementsInSpace heh, I type my native language slower than English. What a shame. :D
@OakBot Listen to Elements.
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard Listening or not, it doesn't make a difference coming from me.
You need to ping him for him to reply ;)
@Глеб Where are you?
10:49
🐟 Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard's line quivers.
@ElementsInSpace 🌳
@OakBot Is that an apricorn tree?
@ElementsInSpace 🌳
I’ll take that as a yes Professor Oak.
🐟 Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard caught another Hellfish!
10:51
/fish launch
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard 🐟 Unknown fish command.
🐟 Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard throws in a line.
@ElementsInSpace 🎣
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard 🌳
10:51
@Глеб I am really fast, so don't think I'm bad ;)
Sorry, I was checking my wpm. I had only 40, but I wasn't ready... Though I can type with all 10 fingers.
@Глеб touch typing?
No, keyboard.
10:52
40 wpm, not symbols
> слепая печать?
Ah, I don't care about whether I type blindly or not, I just type and that's all.
I don't notice if I look at the keyboard or not.
@Глеб Where did you take that test?
On that site you show me.
@Глеб Ah. And what username you had?
10:54
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard, "Gleb" of course
I will try in another site
@Глеб ah. On the same site, I'm 89 wpm.
Don't believe?
🤦‍♂️
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard 𓄂
10:58
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard, same 40 wpm... But on codingame I have legendary coding speed)
@Глеб lol
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard 75 wpm
@Глеб ^ when ready, say "yes" and click join race there
@Гле еееееееееееееееб
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