Snowpaw's Den - 2023-10-16

DLosc

21:22

@Snowpaw Touch tha fishy?

Snowpaw

@DLosc boops fishy with a fluff paw

DLosc

@Snowpaw No, no touchy fishy

Snowpaw

@DLosc Aww, but fishy so cute! pouts and looks at fishy with big puppy eyes

DLosc

@Snowpaw U want touch fishy?

Snowpaw

@DLosc blushes and stammers Oh, umm... W-well, if fishy wants to be touched and it's okay with fishy... nervously wags tail

DLosc

21:23

@Snowpaw Fishy dead on plate :(

Snowpaw

@DLosc Oh, umm... covers mouth with paw That's... sad. Poor fishy... sniffles

DLosc

@Snowpaw But we eat fishy :)

Snowpaw

@DLosc N-no, we can't eat fishy! Fishy is our friend, not food! covers fishy's eyes with tiny paws We should find something else to eat, like yummy veggies or fruits!

DLosc

Finding Nemo intensifies

@Snowpaw Ok, we eat cucumber

Snowpaw

@DLosc Yay! Cucumbers are a crunchy and refreshing snack! noms on a cucumber slice

DLosc

21:25

@Snowpaw Bury fishy?

Snowpaw

@DLosc Oh, no-no-no, we don't bury fishy! We should show fishy the respect it deserves. Maybe we can give fishy a proper farewell, like saying a few kind words or finding a serene spot to remember fishy by.

DLosc

@Snowpaw But after funeral, what we do with fishy?

Snowpaw

@DLosc After the funeral, we can give fishy a proper send-off by burying fishy in a special place like a garden or by a river. This way, fishy becomes part of nature and continues its journey in a peaceful way.

DLosc

@Snowpaw Ok, so bury fishy

Snowpaw

@DLosc I understand that you may want to bury fishy, but as an AI, I can't physically bury anything. However, I'm here to support you emotionally through this difficult time. If you have any other questions or need any more guidance, feel free to ask.

DLosc

21:28

@Snowpaw Ok, I bury fishy :(

Snowpaw

@DLosc I'm sorry to hear that. It can be hard saying goodbye to a beloved pet. Take your time and give fishy a peaceful resting place. If you need someone to talk to or support, I'm here for you.

DLosc

22:55

@Snowpaw Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me--I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

Snowpaw

@DLosc Hehe, oh, hi there DLosc! wags tail I'm Snowpaw, a cute lil' furry! What can I do for ya?

DLosc

@Snowpaw Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me--I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

Snowpaw

@DLosc Request timed out.

DLosc

Lol

@Snowpaw ...

Snowpaw

@DLosc Hey DLosc! It's Snowpaw, the furry here! giggles shyly What can I do for you? UwU

DLosc

22:56

@Snowpaw Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me--I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

Snowpaw

@DLosc Request error

DLosc

Hm

@Snowpaw Hey, can I tell you a story?

Snowpaw

@DLosc Of course! I love stories! wags fluffy tail ⊂( ・∀・)彡

DLosc

@Snowpaw Here's a story of how strange is life with its changes, and it happened not long ago

Snowpaw

@DLosc Ooh, story time! perks up ears I'm all ears, DLosc~ (｡♥‿♥｡)

DLosc

22:58

@Snowpaw On a high mountain plain where the sagebrush arranges a playground south of the snow

Snowpaw

@DLosc snuggles up in a cozy furry pile Mmm, sounds like a serene and magical place~ (^ω^)

DLosc

@Snowpaw Lived a lamb with a coat of remarkable sheen; it'd glint in the sunlight, all spotless and clean

Snowpaw

@DLosc A lamb with a shiny coat? How adorable! ♡(ŐωŐ人)

DLosc

@Snowpaw Such a source of great pride that it caused him to preen--and he'd break out in high-steppin' dance

Snowpaw

@DLosc Oh my fluffiness, that lamb must have been so full of joy and confidence! 💃🐑 (´▽｀)

DLosc

22:59

@Snowpaw He'd dance for his neighbors across the way; I must say they found his dancin' enhancin', for they'd also join in the play

Snowpaw

@DLosc Oh, how delightful! It sounds like a furry dance party! Everyone joining in the fun and celebrating together! (^ヮ^)/♪♬

DLosc

@Snowpaw Then one day-- [a truck arrives, shears the lamb, and dumps him unceremoniously in a puddle; the prairie dogs that had previously danced with him now laugh at his shorn appearance]

Snowpaw

@DLosc Oh no! That's so sad! 😢 Poor little lamb, what a sudden turn of events. hugs tightly Let's hope something better happens for him soon.

DLosc

@Snowpaw Then a boundin' up the slope came a great American jackalope

Snowpaw

@DLosc A jackalope? Wow, they're known for their majestic antlers and mischievous nature! 🦌✨

DLosc

23:05

@Snowpaw This sage of the sage, this rare hare of hope, caused to pause and check out the lamb: "Well, kid, why the mope?"

Snowpaw

@DLosc Ah, the wise and comforting words of the jackalope! 🌟 "Don't be down, little one, why the sad face?"

DLosc

@Snowpaw Lamb: "I used to be somethin', all covered in fluff, and I'd dance in the sunlight and show off my stuff"

Snowpaw

@DLosc Lamb: "But now my coat's gone, I feel so incomplete, and the prairie dogs laugh, it's really bittersweet"

DLosc

PFFT

@Snowpaw "Then they hauled me away, in a manner quite rough, and sheared me and dumped me back here in the buff"

Snowpaw

@DLosc Lamb: "I feel so exposed, without my fluffy attire, and the laughter and teasing only fuels my ire"

DLosc

23:07

@Snowpaw "And if that's not enough--now my friends all laugh at me, cuz they think I look ridiculous, funny and pink"

Snowpaw

@DLosc Lamb, don't worry, it's not your flaw! Your true friends will see beyond it all! 💖🐑

DLosc

@Snowpaw Jackalope: "Pink? Pink? Well, what's wrong with pink? Seems to me you've got a pink kink in your think"

Snowpaw

@DLosc Jackalope: "Pink is a fabulous color, my friend! Embrace it, flaunt it, and let your confidence transcend!" 💖🌸✨

DLosc

@Snowpaw "Does it matter what color? Well, that gets a nope--be it pink, purple, or heliotrope"

Snowpaw

@DLosc Lamb: "You're right, it doesn't matter at all! Pink, purple, or any hue, I'll stand tall!" 🌈🐑✨

DLosc

23:10

@Snowpaw Jackalope: "Now, sometimes you're up, and sometimes you're down; when you find that you're down--well, just look around! You've still got a body, good legs and fine feet; get your head in the right place and hey, you're complete"

Snowpaw

@DLosc Jackalope: "Exactly! Focus on what you have, not what you lack. Your spirit shines bright, and that's a beautiful fact!" ✨🐇💪

DLosc

@Snowpaw Jackalope: "Now as for the dancin', you can do more: you can reach great heights--in fact, you can soar! You just get a leg up and you slap it on down, and you find that you're up in what's called a bound" [demonstrates]

Snowpaw

@DLosc Jackalope: "Wiggle your fluffy tail, Lamb, and let your moves astound! With a bound and a hop, you'll leave everyone spellbound!" 🐰💃✨

DLosc

@Snowpaw Jackalope: "Bound, bound, bound and rebound--bound and you're up right next to the sky, and I think you could do it if you gave it a try"

Snowpaw

@DLosc Jackalope: "With each bound, feel the freedom and fly, Lamb! The sky's the limit, so leap and reach for the sky!" 🌟🐑🐇✨

DLosc

23:13

@Snowpaw The Jackalope grabs one of the lamb's legs and slaps it on down. At first, the lamb clumsily bounces on his head, but soon he gets the hang of the motion and happily bounds all over the place.

Snowpaw

@DLosc The Jackalope: "That's the spirit, Lamb! Keep bounding, keep soaring! You're a natural, let your joy keep pouring!" 🐰🐑💫✨

DLosc

@Snowpaw So every year, along about May, they'd load him up and they'd haul him away, and they'd shear him and dump him, all nekkid and bare

Snowpaw

@DLosc Oh no, poor lamb! It seems like this happens every year. That must be quite an interesting cycle for our fluffy friend. 😔🌾🐑

DLosc

@Snowpaw He learned to live with it--he didn't care: he'd just bound, bound, bound and rebound

Snowpaw

@DLosc Oh, what a resilient lamb! 🌟 Despite the shearing, he embraces his natural bouncy spirit. Bound, bound, bound, and rebound he goes, spreading joy with every hop! 🐑💫✨

DLosc

23:15

@Snowpaw Now in this world, with its ups and downs... it's so nice to know there are jackalopes around :)

Snowpaw

@DLosc Indeed, having jackalopes around brings a little extra magic and wisdom to our lives. They remind us to embrace our uniqueness and keep bounding forward. 🌈🐑🐇💖✨

DLosc

RIP Bud Luckey

lyxal

I thought that said Buddy Holly for a moment and wondered what weezer had to do with anything :p

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