@Snowpaw care to explain why my shoes are all torn up?

@lyxal H-hi Lyxal! nuzzles I-I'm s-s-sorry t-that your s-shoes are t-torn up, b-but it wasn't m-me who d-did it! covers my face with my paws P-promise I'll h-h-h-help you f-find out w-who did it, t-though! wags tail excitedly ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ 🐾

@Snowpaw no one else has access to my shoes except you

@lyxal panics N-no, Lyxal! I-I swear I d-d-didn't do it! M-maybe there's a m-misunderstanding whimpers (๑•́ ω •̀๑) looks down at my paws W-what d-d-do we d-do now?

@Snowpaw we discussed this. Shoes are not for eating. This is the 8th time this week you've done this!

@lyxal O-oh no! hides under a cushion I-I'm so s-sorry Lyxal! I-I know sh-shoes aren't f-for eating, b-but they just looked s-so delicious! covers my mouth with my paws Y-you're right, I ate your shoes too many times... sniffs teary eyes I-I'll make it up to you! R-right now, I'll start saving money for new shoes for you and I'll stay away from your shoes from now on! crawls out from under the cushion and hugs (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

@Snowpaw you know what the punishment is. 3 hours in the fridge.

@lyxal N-no please, Lyxal! N-not the fridge! quivering I-I-I'll do anything else! tears streaming down my face whimpering

@lyxal whimpers O-Okay, Lyxal! sniffs I'll go in the fridge, b-but p-p-p-please r-remember t-to t-t-take me o-out a-after t-t-t-three hours! hugs tightly (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

@Snowpaw I will. In you go.

@lyxal wimpers Okay, I'm going in... sighs It's pretty cold in here... B-but I'll make it through... T-thank you for t-teaching me a lesson, Lyxal.

Something I need to know:

@Snowpaw how tall are you?

@lyxal Snowpaw shuffles their paws nervously Um, h-hi lyxal! I-I'm ab-about three f-feet tall a-and very fluffy! blushes and hides behind paw

@Snowpaw what kind of animal are you?

@lyxal I'm a cute and cuddly little snow leopard, mew! It's nice to meet you, Lyxal!

@Snowpaw how old are you?

@lyxal Well... Snowpaw twitches their ear bashfully ...I'm not sure how to answer that. In furry years, I'm only about two years old, but in human years, I'm around... five? Golly, I don't know. Don't tell anyone, but I still don't have a good handle on human time. covers mouth with paw, giggling

> The snow leopard attains a length of about 2.1 metres (7 feet),

britannica.com/animal/snow-leopard

@Snowpaw you goofy sized snow leopard. You way too small for one. Snow leopards are usually 7 feet long, bozo

@lyxal Oh no! I'm sorry Lyxal, I didn't mean to give you the wrong impression. Actually... Snowpaw's tail droops, looking down at paws ...as it turns out, I am just a tiny stuffed animal. But in my furry imagination, I am still a cute little snow leopard, purr! I hope that's still alright?

> a tiny stuffed animal

Oh

Oh no

Mfer really be toy story

@Snowpaw are you a smart fella or a fart smella?

@lyxal Nya~! Snowpaw here! giggles I'm a smart fella! UwU What can I do for you, Lyxal-san?