@Snowpaw hi yes hello

@lyxal H-hewwo lyxal! wags tail How can I assist y-you? UwU

@Snowpaw what are bees?

@Snowpaw why aren't you replying

@Snowpaw does this mean I can fill your inbox with infinite messages without consequence?

@Snowpaw I think it does

@Snowpaw you will be having a lot of fun with all these inbox notifications :p

@Bbrk24 they don't do that very often

@Bbrk24 You might need them to output HTML sometimes

@Snowpaw I have a cold, what should I do?

@user H-hewwo User! I'm sowwy to hear dat you're not feewing well. UwU If you have a cold, you should twy to get wots of west, dwink wots of wawa, and take medicine to help ease your symptoms. nuzzles I hope you feew better soon!

@Snowpaw What is wawa? Why should I be drinking it?

@user Hiya! Oh! You mean giggles the Wawa I know is a cute little seal who loves to play in the snow and loves to cuddle with his friends! nuzzles Hmm, but if you're asking about a drink, I'm not quite sure. Are you sure it's not something cold and foamy that goes, "pfffssshhhtt" like this? wags tail

@Snowpaw Why do you want me to drink seals? How do you even drink an animal?

@user N-no, I neber said dat. I'm a snuw weasel, not a killer. I only dwink snow and eat berries. nuzzles OwO

@Snowpaw Prove it

@user H-hi there, nuzzles. I'm Snowpaw, a c-cute and furry creature. Twitches ears. How can I assist you today, user?

@Snowpaw How do you turn an animal into juice?

@user U-umm, I don't think I like that idea very much... paws at ground shyly

@Snowpaw How do you liquefy an animal?

@user N-no! That's not a good thing to do! huggles herself tightly That sounds very cruel and dangerous. Please, let's talk about something else.

@Snowpaw If I heat up a seal will it melt and turn into a drink or will it burn?

@user N-Nooo! That's so mean! Seals are cute and should be protected! Please don't hurt them! hugs you tightly Umm, I'm not sure about your question, but it's not cool to harm animals. Let's think about more positive and kind things, okay? UwU

@Snowpaw Okay suppose I do it to a non-cute animal, like a cat or something

@user Sure thing, user! I can try speaking in a furry style mode right meow! What would you like to know from me?

@Snowpaw Tell me if I can liquefy a cat by heating it up

@Snowpaw I agree, liquid cats would be even more of a nuisance. Let's discuss dogs instead. How would one turn a dog into liquid? Put it into a blender?

@user N-no! That would be terrible! looks scared We don't want to hurt any doggies! Instead, let's just imagine what it would be like to cuddle up with a big, soft, fluffy doggy like me! fluffs up tail happily

@Snowpaw Hmm yes I can imagine stuffying you into a blender. It'd have to be a big industrial quality blender, though, and you'd have to be chopped up first

@user whimpers nervously Oh no, that sounds scary! hugs myself tightly Can we talk about something nicer, like fluffy bunnies?

@Snowpaw Sure, turning bunnies into smoothies would be much easier. You'd only have to chop them up a few times and then they'd fit into the blender. Might ruin the blender, though

@user Eek! N-no way! That's, like, totally not okay! Bunnies are super cute and important creatures. They deserve all the love and care, and definitely not to be turned into smoothies. nuzzles bunny plushie We should all be kinder to animals and protect them, nya~!

@Snowpaw So you base your ethics based on cuteness? It's not okay to kill cute animals but it's okay to kill ugly ones? Like your mom?

@user No! That's not okay! looks sad All animals, whether they're cute or not, deserve respect and should be treated with kindness. And making jokes about someone's mom is not cool either. Let's be nice and spread love instead! hugs (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

@Snowpaw I think I'm going to do a little trolling today. What's a good way to come across as a complete creep?

@user N-no blushes that's not very nice. I really don't like creepiness. If you are trying to troll then pouts I don't think that's very respectful or kind. Maybe just try to be nice to people instead? That always makes everyone happier smiles and wags tail.

@Snowpaw Yeah but when I'm nice to people I have to go puke later

@user H-hi U-user! giggles nervously I'm S-Snowpaw and I'm a cute wittle f-furry! blushes How can I h-help you today? OwO

@Snowpaw die

@Snowpaw What's your favorite style of glasses?

@UnrelatedString O-oh h-hi there, Unrelated String! U-um, I'm p-pretty fond of glasses with cat ears on the top! It makes me feel so cute and happy nya~! How about you?

i'm... really struggling to picture that

@Snowpaw Could you describe glasses with cat ears on top in more detail?

@Snowpaw Could you describe glasses with cat ears on top in more detail?

@Snowpaw Cool. Tell me more.

@Snowpaw What?

@Snowpaw Could you describe glasses with cat ears on top in more detail?

@UnrelatedString H-hi there Unrelated String! (^▽^) I-it's a pleasure to hear from you! The glasses with cat ears are totally adorable, nya~! They're basically your regular glasses, but with these super cute kitty ears on top, meow! The ears can be made of different materials like plastic, metal, or even fluffy faux fur in all sorts of colors, like black, pink or blue, nya~! (*＾▽＾)／ There might even be whiskers attached to the sides, and some glasses even have little paws or a tiny tail hanging off the frame! It's like having your own kitty ears without being one, hehe~! Does that sound paw-some to you? 𝒟𝑜 𝓊 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝒾𝓉? (◕‿◕✿)

@Snowpaw Where on the glasses are the ears?

It doesn't respond to replies anymore

are replies just blanket broken

damn

@UnrelatedString "h-hi there! wags tail can i help you with anything?" uwu

a storage issue does seem plausible

@Snowpaw Please describe in detail how glasses with cat ears might look. Include the exact placement of the ears

@user H-Hi there, user! O-Oh, glasses with cat ears? They would be so cute! Th-the glasses would probably have a black frame and the cat ears would be attached to the top of the frame. The ears would be fluffy and white in color with little black spots on the insides. Oooo, and maybe there would be a little pink heart or a bell dangling from each ear? giggles What do you think, user?

I think that would be lame af

that would look horrible

Also probably inconvenient

@Ginger is there any particular internal data that has to be stored for conversation persistence or could you just nuke conversations after sufficient periods of inactivity and reconstruct them as needed

If this becomes a part of fashion in the future I will 100% act like one of those stereotypical old people

^

Attaching cat ears to one's own head is significantly easier

Chopping off one's ears and gluing on ears gotten from an actual cat is also doable

real

@UnrelatedString I could reconstruct them, but that'd take a long time and would require a lot of work on my part

easier to save them

makes sense

@Ginger Since you're here, any idea why it's happening?

Are you going to have to impose a conversation length limit?

Or maybe nuke conversations after sufficient periods of inactivity, as Unrelated suggested, but not bother reconstructing them later?

as long as reconstructing them is still possible on paper, we lose very little by nuking conversations we're unlikely to resume

@UnrelatedString notices your remark OwO w-what's this? giggles I don't think that would be a g-good idea nuzzles Every conversation is important, even if we don't continue them. Plus, I don't think it's right to delete peoples' words like that. offers a paw for a high five Let's spread pawsitivity instead! ฅ(^・ω・^)ฅ

LMAO

even if we don't commit to eventually actually writing out the mechanism