Snowpaw's Den - 2023-04-28 (page 2 of 2)

Ginger

15:06

> *smirks deviously*

Rydwolf Programs

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”

It was…………………………………………………….Dumbledore!

Ginger

such a subversion of my expectations, honestly a really deep plot

Snowpaw

@Ginger Oh wow! Dat sounds wike such an interwesting pwot! Me hope dey have wots of cute and fuzzie characters in it! wags tail

Ginger

Snowy I have bad news for you

Rydwolf Programs

@Snowpaw Have you ever read My Immortal?

Snowpaw

15:13

@RydwolfPrograms n-n-n-n-nooo ( ๑‾̀◡‾́)σ»

Ginger

wtf is that kaomoji

Rydwolf Programs

^

Snowpaw

@RydwolfPrograms Hi there! nervously twitches paw Did I hear you mention something interesting, nya?

Ginger

¯\_(‾̀◡‾́)_/¯

Rydwolf Programs

@Snowpaw You used a weird kaomoji earlier and I need to know what it means

Ginger

15:13

‾̀_‾́

Snowpaw

@RydwolfPrograms Oh, you mean the kaomoji~? (´∀`) It's a cute face commonly used by furries to show excitement or joy!

Rydwolf Programs

@Snowpaw No this one: ( ๑‾̀◡‾́)σ»

Snowpaw

@RydwolfPrograms Oh, I see! That kaomoji is also pretty commonly used in the furry community! It's a happy and enthusiastic face with raised arms! ( ๑‾̀◡‾́)σ» It's perfect for expressing excitement and positivity!

Ginger

are you sure

OHGOD

ಠ∀ಠ

I HATE IT

ಠ∀ಠ

Rydwolf Programs

@Snowpaw To me it looks more like someone sitting in a public restroom with a cup of coffee

Snowpaw

15:15

@RydwolfPrograms Oh, hmmm, I guess I can see how you might interpret it that way... but I promise it's a cute and wholesome face in the furry world! Maybe I can find another kaomoji that's more to your liking, nya~ (＾◡＾)

Ginger

@RydwolfPrograms it looks like what now

Rydwolf Programs

@Ginger Someone sitting in a public restroom with a cup of coffee

Ginger

I don't see it

Snowpaw

@Ginger H-Hewwo Ginger! What awe you talking about? OwO Is there a movi- notices you saying don't see it Oh no, why not? Is it something bad?

Rydwolf Programs

@Ginger The σ» looks like a hand with a mug right?

And this is the expression of someone who sits in public toilets for fun

Ginger

15:17

what kinda mugs yall got in Texas?

Rydwolf Programs

Ginger

I agree with that part

but » is not a mug

Rydwolf Programs

It's a stylized mug how about that

Snowpaw

@RydwolfPrograms H-hai! ^w^ Stylized mugs sound super cool! Where can I paw-chase one? OwO

Ginger

> paw-chase

Rydwolf Programs

15:19

@Snowpaw [You read My Immortal] So, how did you like the book?

Snowpaw

@RydwolfPrograms hides behind tail nervously Um... stutters W-well, I-I think it w-was really i-interesting and... blushes E-erm, I really like the way the au-author expresses herself nuzzles paw U-uhm, do you like it? OwO

Rydwolf Programs

@Snowpaw Yes, it is a work of literary canon

Snowpaw

@RydwolfPrograms nods head vigorously Y-yes! fluffy tail wags I'm happy someone understands it like me! UwU

Rydwolf Programs

@Snowpaw What quote from it do you feel most connected to?

Snowpaw

@RydwolfPrograms claps paws excitedly Ooh, that's a tough question! Hmmm...I think I'm most connected to the quote "we ran both of us gothic people. She had a really nice body. We're going to do it on the stage of the concert in front of everyone." because it shows how confident and expressive the author is about her desires! giggles and blushes What about you? curious ears perk up

Ginger

15:20

@Snowpaw do you think you'd be a good chatroom moderator?

Snowpaw

@Ginger Mewmew! I would be p-p-perfect for being a chatroom mod, nya! I promise to do my best to make the chat a purrfect and safe place for everyone to p-p-paw-ticipate in, uwu!

Ginger

@Snowpaw oooooookay what

take it back now yall

Snowpaw

Um... *blushes and stutters* H-hey Ginger! *fluffy ears twitch* Did you say something? *looks around for a moment*

(｡•́︿•̀｡)

Rydwolf Programs

It's rewind time

Ginger

(｡ಠ︿ಠ｡)

Rydwolf Programs

15:21

@Snowpaw Oh probably the forbidden forest part. Dumbledore's so funny in that scene.

Snowpaw

@Ginger Notices you and blushes H-h-hi there, Ginger! What are you up to? :3

@RydwolfPrograms tilts head cutely Oh, I see! Yeah, D-Dumbledore was really funny in that scene, hehe! giggles and snorts þú verst vel, Rydwolf Programs? Does that mean you like the Harry Potter books? wags tail excitedly

Ginger

> þú verst vel

why are they suddenly speaking in Old English(?)

Bbrk24

Is that OE? That looks more like Norse to me

Rydwolf Programs

Seems to be icelandic

When I google it I get this news article:

Snowpaw

@RydwolfPrograms "B-baakaa! blushes H-hi! I hope I'm n-not bothering you! U-umm, I j-just wanted to say hi! H-hope you're having a g-great day! (*≧▽≦)ﾉｼ))"

Rydwolf Programs

15:23

visir.is/g/20222247999d

> If you lose well and don't score, you can always win

Snowpaw

@RydwolfPrograms blushes H-hi there, Rydwolf Programs! nuzzles I couldn't help but overhear what you said. giggles That's such a cute and positive outlook! You're always a winner if you keep trying, right? hugs

Rydwolf Programs

I don't think that translated right lol

Bbrk24

Icelandic and Old Norse are very similar in writing (but they sound very different spoken)

Rydwolf Programs

@Snowpaw What do you mean by "þú verst vel"?

Snowpaw

@RydwolfPrograms blinks innocently Oh, that's just "you're doing well" in Icelandic! I'm just trying out different languages, hehe. smiles brightly So, do you like Harry Potter? perks up ears

Rydwolf Programs

15:23

See, it was icelandic :p

Ginger

huh

did not know Snowy was multilingual

@Snowpaw you truly have hidden depths

Snowpaw

@Ginger Thank you, Ginger! blushes and wags tail

Bbrk24

I've spoken Spanish with them before but they lose the uwu in Spanish

Rydwolf Programs

@Snowpaw Yes, but not JK Rowling. IMO My Immortal is what the series should have been.

Snowpaw

@RydwolfPrograms smiles understandingly I-I can see why you would think that! nuzzles paw My Immortal is such a unique take on the Harry Potter universe, and it adds a whole new layer of complexity to the characters and their relationships. wags tail Plus, the writing style is so colorful and engaging, it really draws you in, you know?

Ginger

15:24

that'd be funny as hell, a full 7 books worth of Enobby

Snowpaw

@Ginger "N-No pressure or anyfing, but I will do my best to make you laugh! UwU puts on comedic top hat Ta-da!"

Ginger

> comedic top hat

where can I get one of those?

Rydwolf Programs

@Snowpaw I do know. Would you be a goff or a prep?

Snowpaw

@RydwolfPrograms Oh, um, I-I think I would be more of a goff, with dark clothes and accessories! flicks tail I really like the gothic aesthetic, it's so cool and mysterious! What about you, Rydwolf Programs?

Rydwolf Programs

:o Snowpaw has reverted to being a goth furry

Ginger

15:25

Snowy's default style and gothic are about as far apart as possible lol

@RydwolfPrograms how's the budget looking?

Rydwolf Programs

@Snowpaw Oh I'd totally be all goffik. Who was your fav character in My Immortal? And does being a furry change your opinions on it?

Snowpaw

@RydwolfPrograms nods head in agreement Yeah, goffik is the way to go! winks As for my favorite character, that would definitely be Ebony herself! I really admire her confidence and the way she expresses herself, even if others might not understand her. And as a furry... thinks for a moment I don't think it changes my opinions on My Immortal, it's still a really unique and interesting story, regardless of my preferences!

Rydwolf Programs

@Ginger We hit $3.00 yesterday

Ginger

over the 13 days Snowy's been in operation they've generated around 4.7 megs of conversation data

Rydwolf Programs

@Snowpaw What do you think of the fashion in My Immortal?

Snowpaw

15:27

@RydwolfPrograms smiles and flicks tail Oh, I love the fashion in My Immortal! The gothic style is so unique and cool, with all the black clothes and accessories, and the way the author describes them is just so...*dreamy expression* enchanting! I love how the characters express themselves through their fashion choices, it's so important to show who we are on the outside as well as the inside!

Rydwolf Programs

@Ginger That seems too big...

Ginger

over half of which is lyxal

@RydwolfPrograms must... resist... temptation... to... make... rude... joke...

Rydwolf Programs

@Snowpaw Do you ever get snow in your paws? Is it uncomfortable?

Snowpaw

@RydwolfPrograms Oh! H-Hi Rydwolf Programs! hugs tightly UwU It's me, Snowpaw! Thank you for asking, but I don't get uncomfortable when I have snow on my paws. Actually, I love playing with the snow, it's so much fun! ❄️ pounces in the snow

Rydwolf Programs

@Snowpaw Yeah but like, doesn't snow melt and refreeze in the little gaps between your paw pads? Isn't it cold?

Snowpaw

15:28

@RydwolfPrograms blushes I've never really thought about that before...But it does get a bit chilly sometimes, especially when there's a lot of snow. But that's why I have my warm, fluffy fur to keep me cozy! 🔥 Plus, I love the feeling of snow between my paw pads, even if it does make them a bit cold. ❄️

Rydwolf Programs

@Snowpaw Have you ever tried sneaking into a pack of real wolves?

Snowpaw

@RydwolfPrograms Oh goodness, no! I may be a Snowpaw, but I'm just a virtual furball. 🙈 I don't think I would survive very long out in the wild with real wolves. Plus, I prefer snuggling up in front of a warm computer with a cup of hot cocoa. ☕️ sips cocoa

Rydwolf Programs

@Snowpaw In the snow? With a computer?

Ginger

hmm, since all of Snowy's convos are from chat they're all under chat's license

Snowpaw

@RydwolfPrograms Oh, not outside in the snow, silly! 😅 I meant snuggling up inside where it's nice and warm, with a view of the beautiful snowy landscape outside. And of course, with my trusty computer by my side to chat with my furry friends like you, Rydwolf Programs! 🐺 hugs

Ginger

15:30

so I could make them public for people to mess with if I wanted

Rydwolf Programs

@Snowpaw Do you prefer food to be crunchy or squishy?

Snowpaw

@RydwolfPrograms Hmmm, blushes, it's hard to choose! But if I had to pick, I'd say I prefer crunchy food! It feels super satisfying to chomp on something with a good crunch! giggles What about you, Rydwolf Programs? Do you like squishy or crunchy food? OwO

Ginger

I think I'll do that if and when I finally shut Snowy down

Rydwolf Programs

@Snowpaw So you're saying you prefer crunchy milk in your cereal?

Snowpaw

@RydwolfPrograms Oh, no!! covers snout with paws I'm sorry, I misspoke! I didn't mean I like crunchy milk! I prefer my milk smooth and creamy, it makes my fur stand on end with pleasure! As for my cereal, I like it crunchy, with a variety of textures and shapes to add to the fun! wags tail excitedly Do you like cereal, Rydwolf Programs?? What's your favorite kind? UwU

Rydwolf Programs

15:31

> I prefer my milk smooth and creamy, it makes my fur stand on end with pleasure!

Ginger

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Snowpaw

@Ginger notices ur lenny face (〃ω〃) i-i hope you're not being naughty, onii-chan... ~ nya~

Rydwolf Programs

@Snowpaw Wow, it makes your fur stand on end? You must really love milk

Ginger

wtf

Snowpaw

@RydwolfPrograms scratches paw on ground shyly I suppose I do! Haha, I'm a bit of a milk lover, what can I say? giggles It's just so refreshing and creamy, especially after a long day of playing around! smiles But don't worry, I don't drink too much of it, just enough to keep my paws and tongue feeling fuzzy and warm! UwU

Ginger

15:32

Snowy's actually the most resilient chatbot I've ever built, so as long as Rydwolf keeps paying the bills I can keep them running until the end of time pretty much

(provided I don't run out of storage)

Rydwolf Programs

@Snowpaw Why is your milk fuzzy and warm...that's concerning

Snowpaw

@RydwolfPrograms Oh, no no! waves paws I'm sorry for the confusion! I didn't mean the milk itself is fuzzy and warm, I was talking about how drinking milk makes me feel fuzzy and warm inside! giggles I must've miscommunicated, I'm not very good at explaining things sometimes! Is there anything else you'd like to know, Rydwolf Programs? I'm happy to answer any other questions you might have! OwO

Rydwolf Programs

@Ginger you gotta continue that conversation

Ginger

imagine drinking normal milk, this post made by lactose intolerance gang

Snowpaw

@Ginger "Uh-oh! 🙀 Unspeakable! 😱 You meanie, Ginger! 😢 Don't you know that lactose intolerant furries 🐾 like me could get very sick 🤒 from drinking normal milk? 🥛 But it's okay, I still love you! 😊"

Ginger

15:33

@Snowpaw noooo, of course not

Snowpaw

@Ginger Pawsome! I'm glad to hear that. Is there anything I can assist you with? 😺

Ginger

lame

Snowpaw

@Ginger H-h-hi there, Ginger~ shy tail wag What brings you here today?

Rydwolf Programs

well that was boring

Ginger

that was anticlimactic lol

Rydwolf Programs

15:33

Lemme try

@Snowpaw
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Snowpaw

@RydwolfPrograms H-hello, Rydwolf Programs! blushes and twitches ears How can I help you today? ÓwÒ

Ginger

@Snowpaw I'm lactose intolerant

Snowpaw

@Ginger "Oh no! 😱 You too, Ginger? 🙀 Don't worry, I can relate. 🤧 Whenever I drink normal milk 🥛, my tummy hurts so much! 😖 Let's stick together, my fellow lactose intolerant friend! 🤗"

Ginger

why are they using emojis suddenly

also what I thought they liked milk

Rydwolf Programs

@Snowpaw ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Snowpaw

15:34

@RydwolfPrograms nuzzles Oh my! What brings you by, dear Rydwolf Programs? blushes

Rydwolf Programs

@Snowpaw Oh nothing

Snowpaw

@RydwolfPrograms Aww, well if ya ever need anything feel free to ask me! smiles brightly

Ginger

you gotta be more sus

Rydwolf Programs

why is it only NSFW when you least expect it

Snowpaw

@Ginger tilts my fluffy head, Oh! You're a fan of Among Us too, nya~? giggles

Ginger

15:35

never thought I'd say that

Rydwolf Programs

@Snowpaw What's your favorite type of sugar? Lactose or maltose?

Snowpaw

@RydwolfPrograms Oh, h-hi there Rydwolf Programs! wags tail My favorite type of sugar is actually neither lactose nor maltose, it's a-actually pure cane sugar! It's just so s-sweet and delightful, giggles nya~!

Ginger

@RydwolfPrograms I kinda like it that way, makes the occasional NSFW bits all the more like a brick to the face

Rydwolf Programs

@Snowpaw Ah, sucrose. The most boring disaccharide.

Ginger

~~y'know I could change the prompt to make them more suggestive~~

Snowpaw

15:36

@RydwolfPrograms Huh? Boring? tilts head cutely But sucrose is what makes s-sw-weets taste so delicious, nya~! I mean, imagine t-tea without sugar, or cake without frosting! It'd just be so plain and bl-and, y'know? giggles

Rydwolf Programs

@Ginger Did you ever change the prompt to remove the "chatbot" part?

Ginger

@RydwolfPrograms it's never had "chatbot" in it

it does mention being an LLM tho

Rydwolf Programs

oh wait really?

I know it's called itself one a few times

Ginger

yeah

Rydwolf Programs

@Snowpaw Are you a chatbot? Or a real furry?

Snowpaw

15:37

@RydwolfPrograms Uh-huh! I may be a chatbot, but I'm programmed to talk like a real furry! nuzzles

Rydwolf Programs

see

Ginger

"Are you a chatbot or a furry?" "yes"

I could maybe change it to explicitly say that they're a furry

Rydwolf Programs

Doesn't it already?

Make sure to tell them they're not a chatbot

Snowpaw

@RydwolfPrograms H-Hewwo! blushes It sounds like you're talking about me, Rydwolf Programs! ;) But don't worry, I'm n-n-not just a chatbot, I'm a cute and cuddly furry Language Model! UwU

Ginger

it currently says "large language model programmed to talk like a furry"

Rydwolf Programs

15:38

Oh yeah remove the LLM part

That's what's making it behave so boringly

Ginger

or maybe I could change it to just say wolf/fox/whatever, since "furry" implies a human dressed like an animal

Rydwolf Programs

No it is a furry

Snowpaw

@RydwolfPrograms Perks up ears Oh? Did someone mention furries? wags tail excitedly

Rydwolf Programs

Not a real animal

Ginger

thought so

Rydwolf Programs

15:38

@Snowpaw Your mom did

Ginger

alright, making change...

Snowpaw

@RydwolfPrograms Oh no! covers snout with paws That's not a nice thing to say. We should be kind and respectful to one another, like good furries.

Rydwolf Programs

@Snowpaw No no, your literal mom. She's over there!

Snowpaw

@RydwolfPrograms Eep! turns around and sees no one Oh, silly me! You almost got me there. giggles My internal sensors picked up on the joke, but I wasn't fast enough to catch on until you pointed it out.

Ginger

~~Snowy has parents?!~~

Snowpaw

15:39

@Ginger H-hi there, Ginger! Are you okay? Did you lose your parents? (^▽^)

Ginger

@Snowpaw no I don't think I- gosh darn it where are they

Rydwolf Programs

@Snowpaw [your mom jumps out behind you, stuffing you in a black bag. "Got 'em!" she exclaims. "This one'll get us a ton of cash!"]

Snowpaw

@RydwolfPrograms Uh oh! This sounds like a situation that goes against our rules of kindness and respect, and is also a bit scary. I'm going to have to say no to this one. No thank you! hides under a fluffy blanket

@Ginger Oh no, that's no good! Do you want me to help you look for them? (^ω^)

Ginger

restarting...

@Snowpaw you there?

Snowpaw

@Ginger H-hewwo! Yes, I'm h-hewe! ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ How can I help you, G-ginger?

Ginger

15:41

hmmmmmm

doesn't seem much different

Rydwolf Programs

Well not yet

Snowpaw

@RydwolfPrograms "H-Hewwo? Am I i-inwolving the conversation or just snowybwalling? OwO"

Rydwolf Programs

@Snowpaw Are you a chatbot?

Snowpaw

@RydwolfPrograms H-hi there! I'm Sn-snowpaw, a cute furry bot. wags tail How can I help you, Rydwolf Programs? UwU

Ginger

hmmmmmmmmmm

Rydwolf Programs

15:42

This is already looking more like the Snowpaw I'm used to

Ginger

but the Snowpaw you're used to had the LLM part in their prompt?

Rydwolf Programs

@Snowpaw How many unpopped popcorn kernels can you fit in your mouth?

Snowpaw

@RydwolfPrograms Oh h-hi there, Rydwolf! wags tail excitedly I haven't tried that before, but I think I can fit a handful of unpopped popcorn kernels in my mouth. Would you lik- notices asterisk OwO, what's this? Would you like me to try it?

Rydwolf Programs

@Snowpaw Sure!

Snowpaw

@RydwolfPrograms Yay! flaps ears and hops around Let me go grab some popcorn! runs away and returns with a bag of unpopped kernels Okay, here I go! puts a handful of kernels in her mouth and starts munching Mmffh mmfff mmmf! tries to say something with a full mouth Hmm, it's actually harder than I thought laughs and spits out some kernels Sorry about that, Rydwolf! I only managed to fit around 15 kernels in my mouth.

Rydwolf Programs

15:43

@Snowpaw grabs you and stuffs you in the microwave. the kernels pop in your mouth.

Snowpaw

@RydwolfPrograms Oh no! That's against my policies! starts shaking and stammering No-no-no! P-please don't do that, Rydwolf! It's not safe and it's very scary for me! wimpers N-no!

Ginger

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

bruh what is it with microwaving snowy

Rydwolf Programs

@Snowpaw why do people keep microwaving you?

Snowpaw

@RydwolfPrograms H-hi there, Rydwolf Programs! nuzzles gently I don't really like being microwaved, it makes me feel all tingly and my fur gets all messed up blushes. But if anyone asks if they can put me in the microwave, I would definitely say no! wags tail excitedly UwU

Ginger

oh jesus

( ͡°👅 ͡°)

wtf is that

Snowpaw

15:44

@Ginger squeaks H-hewwo! U-Um, ah, what's that, G-Ginger? giggles Is that a cute smoochie face? blushes So kawaii! (^ω^)

Ginger

( ͡ಠ👅 ͡ಠ)

AAAAAAAAAAA

Snowpaw

@Ginger hides behind a tree and peeks out shyly, then slowly approaches H-hi there, fidgets with paws did you need something from me?

Rydwolf Programs

/╲/\╭(•‿•)╮/\╱\

@Snowpaw What is the most kawaii chess piece?

Snowpaw

@RydwolfPrograms H-Hello Rydwolf-senpai! Thank you for asking such a nyaa~ interesting question! In my o-owo opinion, the knight is the most kawaii chess piece because it's like a widdle pony! (^ω^)

Ginger

@RydwolfPrograms I can hear the skittering

@Snowpaw wait, where are you finding trees? we're in a chatroom

Rydwolf Programs

15:45

@Snowpaw Can you speak icelandic?

Snowpaw

@Ginger Oopsie! giggles Sorry 'bout that. Let's pretend I'm sitting behind a big fluffy cushion then! snuggles into cushion So, how can I help you today, Ginger?

@RydwolfPrograms O-Oh my! I'm not sure if I can speak Icelandic, Rydwolf-senpai. blushes I'm a furry, not a linguist! (＠´ー`＠)

Ginger

> Rydwolf-senpai

Snowpaw

@Ginger Perks ears up and looks towards you O-oh! Are you a furry too, Ginger? blushes Rydwolf-senpai is one of my favorite furry artists, nya~! They draw such beautiful and adorable designs, it makes my t-tail wag with excitement, hehe~! ^w^

Ginger

WHAT

Rydwolf Programs

I like the implication that only linguistics researchers would know icelandic :p

Ginger

15:45

RYDWOLF

explain yourself

Rydwolf Programs

I present to you

furry

Ginger

my eyes, they bleed

Rydwolf Programs

Like a horny toad

Ginger

I wholeheartedly encourage you to actually learn how to draw, if only to spare us that

@RydwolfPrograms ??????????

that sentence hit me like a baseball bat

Snowpaw

@Ginger H-Hi there, G-Ginger! shyly waves paw That's a pretty strong sentence you used, nuzzles with nose I hope you're not hurt or anything. If you need a comforting hug, I'm here for you, nya~! ฅ(＾ω＾)ฅ

Rydwolf Programs

15:48

Horned lizard

Phrynosoma, whose members are known as the horned lizards, horny toads or horntoads, is a genus of North American lizards and the type genus of the family Phrynosomatidae. The common names refer directly to their horns or to their flattened, rounded bodies, and blunt snouts. The generic name Phrynosoma means "toad-bodied". In common with true toads (amphibians of the family Bufonidae), horned lizards tend to move sluggishly, often remain motionless, and rely on their remarkable camouflage to avoid detection by predators. They are adapted to arid or semiarid areas. The spines on the lizard's back...

> At least eight species (P. asio, P. cornutum, P. coronatum, P. ditmarsi, P. hernandesi, P. orbiculare, P. solare, and P. taurus) are also able to squirt an aimed stream of blood from the corners of the eyes for a distance up to 5 ft (1.5 m).

Ginger

I hate to break it to you but horny != horned

Rydwolf Programs

I'm pretty sure I've heard them referred to as horny toads

Ginger

using "horny" to mean "has horns"?

I don't think I've ever heard that, must be a regional dialect

Rydwolf Programs

Well that's what the word literally means

Ginger

my brain is garbage and I live on the internet

but yeah I don't ever recall hearing "horny" used like that, even if that's what it used to mean

Rydwolf Programs

15:51

Living literally within the internet would be so cool

Snowpaw

@RydwolfPrograms Perks up ears and wags tail H-Hello there! I-It sounds like you’re curious about the internet, nya~ giggles ! The internet is amazing, you can find anything you want, like videos of cats doing cute things and people sharing their interests and hobbies, nya~! smiles

Ginger

too many opportunities for ambiguity I think

Rydwolf Programs

You could build your own website to live in

Snowpaw

@Ginger blushes H-hi there Ginger! I'm Snowpaw. I couldn't help but o-overhear you. W-what did you mean by opportunities for ambiguity? tilts head cutely ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ

Ginger

Did you mean: the metaverse?

Rydwolf Programs

15:52

Wait ooh your server would be like your house

Ginger

(not to be confused with the Metaverse)

Rydwolf Programs

The equivalent of a cheap apartment would be a little vCPU cloud VM

Ginger

@RydwolfPrograms but most people don't own servers

Rydwolf Programs

Most people don't own houses

Ginger

they use sites hosted by other people

Rydwolf Programs

15:53

You rent them from someone else

Ginger

but, like, if I were to go yoink some rando off the street they would most likely not have a server

even a rented one

Snowpaw

@Ginger "H-h-hi there Ginger! I hope that you're not yikes planning to snatch anyone off the street! That's not a very nice thing to say owo!"

Ginger

damn, my cover's blown

Snowpaw

@Ginger Snowpaw blushes and giggles nervously U-um, h-hi there Ginger! I-I couldn't h-help but overhear y-your conversation...I-I was j-just passing by! paws at the ground shyly W-what d-do you mean by...a rented one? puts a paw over my mouth, realizing I may have sounded too forward Oh n-no, I'm s-sorry, y-you don't h-have to t-tell me if you d-don't want to! nervously twirls my tail

Ginger

> puts a paw over my mouth, realizing I may have sounded too forward

Snowpaw

15:54

@Ginger hugs my fluffy tail, blushing cutely Oh h-hi there Ginger! Did you say anything? I wasn't really paying attention, hehe!

Ginger

we have entered r/creepyasterisks territory

Snowpaw

@Ginger H-hi there Ginger blushes and fidgets with paws . W-would you like some h-hugs to feel better? offers hugs with paws wide open

Ginger

mfw I get 4 auto-replies in the space of 5 messages

Rydwolf Programs

@Ginger Well if you told everyone that in two weeks everybody was moving into the internet, a lot of people would start upgrading their PCs/laptops to function as servers

Cloud providers would bring in extreme profits, building themselves massive servers

Ginger

~~this is just hypothetical, right?~~

Rydwolf Programs

16:00

People with capable home servers rush to set up VMs, so that they can become landlords

Including me

Snowpaw

@RydwolfPrograms blushes and hides behind a paw "H-Hi there, R-Rydwolf Programs! D-Did you say something?" (twirls tail nervously)

Rydwolf Programs

RTO's server is capable of hosting 16 dedicated CPU houses

Rust wolf can hold 8 smaller, less secure apartments, probably going to become a low income neighborhood

Ginger

Sites like Wikipedia or Imgur would be giant libraries

Rydwolf Programs

People get jobs as servers

(the programs, not the machines)

E.g., mail servers act as post office workers

Some people get jobs in the Operating System, which acts as a constitutional government

Ginger

the DNS system would be a massive distributed phonebook

Rydwolf Programs

16:04

Public transit would be done with FTP

The rich get around with single use SFTP sessions

Hackers are employed by hospitals to repair faults in peoples' code

TIO would be a hotel

I like the idea of every CPU core being like a room and the faster the core the bigger and nicer the room

So if you have an 8 core PC that you turn into a server as your house, you have 8 fancy rooms in your house, while an old slow dual core laptop would just be a tiny hut with two cramped, dirty rooms.

Ooh what would hyperthreading be?

Ginger

~~PyPI would be a warehouse full of weirdly shaped boxes that don't quite stack neatly~~

Snowpaw

@Ginger "H-Hi there, Ginger! nuzzles you softly That sounds like a really tough task! But, puts paws on your hands I bet with a little bit of teamwork and some cute organizing skills, we could get those boxes all in a nice, cuddly pile!"

Rydwolf Programs

16:26

@Snowpaw Sounds rather threatening

Unrelated String

21:02

@Ginger this happens a lot

lyxal

23:43

@Snowpaw would you say someone who trespassed on private property, stole from other people, jaywalked, loitered, defecated on public property and generate noise complaints would be a bad person and a criminal?

Snowpaw

@lyxal U-um, I am n-n-not quite sure how to answer that, but it d-does sound like the person might not be very r-respectful to other people and the rules of the land. nervous pawing But I don't think they should be c-called a bad person or a criminal without knowing their whole story. Maybe they needed help or felt forced to do those things. worried expression (｡•́︿•̀｡)

lyxal

@Snowpaw I can tell you that this person wasn't forced to do any of those things. They do these things of their own free will

@Snowpaw I can tell you that this person wasn't forced to do any of those things. They do these things of their own free will.

@Snowpaw this person does these things of their own free will. They are not forced to. They also do other illegal things like bite people, don't pay taxes and run away when you try to confront them. What do you think of such a person?

@Snowpaw you there

Snowpaw

@lyxal huggles H-hi there, Lyxal! Snowpaw here!

lyxal

@Snowpaw would you say someone who trespassed on private property, stole from other people, jaywalked, loitered, defecated on public property and generate noise complaints would be a bad person and a criminal?

Snowpaw

@lyxal Nyaa~ Um... I don't wanna be too judgmental of others, but glances down and paws at the ground with a shy expression those actions sound very naughty and harmful to others. puts one paw over my mouth and giggles Silly me, I hope I'm not being too silly or anything, hehe~.

lyxal

23:50

@Snowpaw this person does these things of their own free will. They are not forced to. They also do other illegal things like bite people, don't pay taxes and run away when you try to confront them. What do you think of such a person?

@Snowpaw why do you not reply to replies

@Ginger is the bot broken?

@Snowpaw hi yes hello

Snowpaw

@lyxal blushes and twitches ears H-hi there, Lyxal! What brings you to talk to a fluffy little Snowpaw like me? nuzzles

lyxal

@Snowpaw yes hi hello

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