In that case, @PDT: I, too, am at a loss. My only promising-looking in, so far, is that rot13(gur svefg jbeq bs rnpu cerfrag frrzf gb or na npghny jbeq va erirefr, pehvfr, wrjry, gbl, punegf, ohg V qba'g xabj jung gb qb jvgu gung, rfcrpvnyyl pbafvqrevat gur ahzoref bs jbeqf va gur inevbhf cerfragf).