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When I was a lad,
I went to a nation
to learn things that I didn't know.
Twas much fun I had,
twas like a vacation,
until it was my time to go.
Now far, far away
perhaps it's ironic
ne'er did I depart that nation.
Til my dying day,
condition is chronic,
not there, but no emigration.
This is a...